Pirates making memes: get eight magic skills at the beginning

When is the most painful time for a woman?

Cesarean.

When is the most painful time for a man?

Castrated.

Borshemi was honored to be the first pirate in the One Piece world to be castrated, only to feel the blood gushing from the wound, and the severe pain overwhelmed the brain.

His face twisted in pain, his hands covered his wounds, and he was half-kneeling on the ground.

A large amount of cold sweat came out of his forehead, sliding down the corner of his forehead, and soon blurred his vision, only the outline of a flintlock gun could be seen in front of him, and the muzzle of the black hole was aimed at his forehead.

“No… Don’t…”

Borshemi’s weak plea for mercy did not stop the killing intent in the eyes of the short boy in front of him.

“Bang!”

As the boy pulled the trigger, a yellow bullet shot out, piercing straight through the head of the pirate in front of him.

The corpse fell to the ground, raising a cloud of sand.

Yang Ming’s hands holding the butt trembled slightly, both because of the strong recoil of the flintlock gun and the sequelae left by the first killing.

“I… Killing. The

air was filled with the smell of gunsmoke that had not yet had time to disperse, mixed with the smell of freshly baked blood, which made Yang Ming’s stomach turn upside down.

But Yang Ming knew that the One Piece world was an extremely cruel world, and weak people had no way to control their own destiny, and if they wanted to become stronger, sooner or later they would have to embark on this path, and their hands would be stained with blood.

With great perseverance, Yang Ming forcibly pressed down the instinctive discomfort of his body and gasped for air.

During the break, Yang Ming glanced at the corner of his eye.

Ace, Saab, and Luffy have already played the other two ordinary pirates together, and it is estimated that they will be able to defeat the enemy in a short time.

Taking advantage of this time, Yang Ming checked the prompt of the system just now.

“Ding!”

“Congratulations to the host for saying the classic line of LOL and getting a chance to win a lottery, do you want to start the lottery roulette?”

“Yes!”

In Yang Ming’s line of sight, a lottery roulette wheel that could not be observed by others gradually emerged, divided into four columns: ordinary skills, hero skills, equipment props, and hero skins.

Common Skills: Barrier, Purification, Insight, Ignition, Weakness, Flash, Ghost Speed, Healing, Clarity, Garrison, Crossbow Guard, Punishment, Marking, Teleportation.

Hero Skills: Shattered Fire, Lava Shield, Alpha Raid, Meditation, Infinity Kendo, Void Blade, Energy Pulse, Void Orb…

Equipment items: Hex’s belt, Glory of Justice, Twin Shadows, Three-Phase Power, Speed Boots…

Hero Skins: Future Warrior, Wings of Steel, Bongxianlubu, Champion’s Blade…

The prizes on the raffle wheel are dazzling to watch.

Even, there are so-called hero skins!

Yang Ming also didn’t know if he would become a hero in League of Legends if he obtained the hero skin.

Of course, it’s too early to talk about that, but focus on the prizes.

When the lottery pointer docked on the ordinary skill column, Yang Ming’s eyes suddenly lit up!

[Flash]: Allows you to teleport a short distance to a specified location, with a limit distance of 100 meters and a skill cooldown of 5 minutes.

Flash is a very strategic skill, which integrates escape, dodge, and chase, and if used well, you can fly!

After Yang Ming finished resting, he checked the ammunition in the flintlock gun in his hand, and there was just the last bullet left.

He looked up at the remaining two ordinary pirates, and his gaze was fixed on the pirate who had been beaten by his companion.

Flash!

In the next instant, Yang Ming’s figure disappeared in place.

When he reappeared, he landed like a ghost behind the pirate, holding a flintlock gun in both hands, and did not hesitate to aim at the back of the opponent’s head and pull the trigger.

“Bang!”

The pirate was dealing with Ace, where did he think that a person appeared out of thin air behind him, and when he heard a gunshot from the rear and wanted to dodge, it was already too late.

The pirate was shot and fell, and Ace looked at the boy who was blowing smoke into the muzzle of the gun, and his face showed a little surprise.

Ace looked at the six roads and listened to all directions, and had been paying attention to the battle situation before, naturally it was clear that Yang Ming appeared behind the enemy in an instant just now, and this ability was simply incredible!

“Could it be that Yang Ming is a Devil Fruit Ability?”

Ace did not break the casserole and ask the end, not only because now is not the right occasion, but also Yang Ming’s secret, if Yang Ming is unwilling to say it, it will only cause unpleasantness between them.

There was only one ordinary pirate left on the field, and it was not an opponent of four at all.

With a terrible howl, the pirate’s life came to an end.

“Well done!”

Ace gave a thumbs up to the three, frowned slightly, and said:

“These three are all members of the Bursam Pirates, once they don’t go back for a long time, they will definitely attract the attention of Bursam, we must leave this area as soon as possible, otherwise once we encounter the encirclement and suppression of the Bursam Pirates on the road, we can’t run if we want to.”

Ace’s suggestion was pertinent, and Yang Ming and the three did not object.

Yang Ming had nowhere to return, so he naturally hugged his thighs.

Before leaving, Yang Ming fumbled on the three corpses, collected two flintlock guns and twenty thousand Baileys, and then followed Ace and them back to the Da Dan House.

The island where the Goya kingdom is located is surrounded by mountains on three sides, and its name is Mount Golbo, which blocks the cold and humid air flow from the north, making the climate pleasant and livable.

The House of Dadan is built in the dense forest of Mount Gopo, and according to the map, it is located in the southeastern corner of the Goya Kingdom, very close to the terminal of uncertainty, about no more than five kilometers away.

The mountains are steep and difficult to walk, and the bushes are thick and grassy.

As the sun sets, the residual light casts mottled light spots through the gaps between the forest leaves.

The sounds of insects and birds in the forest are one after another, and the sound of summer cicadas is endless.

Following a sheep gut path, Yang Ming peeled off the bushes that blocked the view in front of him, and a wooden house appeared in front of him, with two courtyards in front of him.

A fierce-looking woman is chopping firewood in the front yard wielding an axe.

When she heard the movement from the forest, the woman suddenly turned her head to look.

The woman looked precocious, thirty years old is the age of Fang Hua Zhengmao, but she had the face of a fifty-year-old aunt, and her orange curly hair was tied behind her head, which looked somewhat sloppy.

A white shirt could not hold her strong black bear-like figure, dark green plaid trousers with brown boots, gold earrings on her ears, and a red beaded necklace around her neck.

This not only does not show a hint of femininity, but with that fierce face, it is somewhat scary.

At the moment of seeing Ace and his group, Da Dan threw away the axe in his hand, obviously happy in his heart, but he still had a straight face, and he crossed his hands and angrily scolded:

“Ace, Saab, Luffy, why did you three come back so late, do you know that it is very dangerous to be outside at night!”

The three of Ace have been educated by Da Dan’s fist love for many years, and suddenly the tiger’s body was shocked, and they bowed repeatedly.

“Sorry, I was wrong!” X3

saw that the three people had a good attitude of admitting their mistakes, and Da Dan’s expression eased a lot, he clasped his hands around his chest, and said softly:

“Hurry up and enter the house, there are guests coming tonight, I have prepared a rich meal for you!”

Da Dan paused slightly, and seemed to notice that there was an extra uninvited guest in the group, and asked:

“Who is this child?”

Ace stepped forward and listed Yang Ming’s origins one by one.

At the same time, Ace will also tell the experience before his return, telling in detail the process of Yang Ming fighting side by side with them, and he is a brother worth befriending.

When I heard that Yang Ming was actually an orphan without a father or mother, and when he lived by picking up garbage at the terminal of uncertain things all year round, Da Dan had a cheap cigarette in his mouth and said:

“Cut, here is another little ghost, when I am in a welfare home?”

Saying this, Da Dan couldn’t help but take Yang Ming into his arms and forcibly led him to the wooden house.

Yang Ming was almost breathless, especially Dadan’s chest was not soft at all, on the contrary, due to long-term unremitting exercise, his chest was as hard as a steel plate, making him feel like he was being pressed on the steel plate and rubbed repeatedly.

Fortunately, this painful torture did not last long.

When Da Dan released his arms, Yang Ming suddenly took a deep breath.

He never thought that being alive was so beautiful and the air so fresh.

Women, it’s so terrible!

Da Dan pushed open the door of the wooden house, and the scene inside the house came into view.

The wooden house is divided into two floors, the hall on the first floor is not gorgeous, but it is very carefully arranged, mostly bright-toned paint to paint the walls, and the kerosene lamp emits a yellow light, which reflects the place very warmly.

Inside, there are threes and threes of thieves carrying barrels filled with rum or serving cooked roasts on the table.

On the main seat of the table, covered with a white tablecloth, sat a burly figure with a dog’s head hat on his head, a navy uniform on his body, and two large characters of justice written on the white cape.

When Yang Ming’s gaze fell on this person, his pupils suddenly shrank.

In the next instant, the man sitting on the main seat left his seat, as if moving instantly, came to the front of their group at a very fast speed, raised his sandbag-sized fist, and involuntarily slapped Ace and the three of them with a fist.

“Boom! Boom! Boom! The

fist landed on the heads of the three, and even if Luffy ate the Devil Fruit, he still held up a large bag, causing his tears to fall.

Karp also played smoothly, seeing Yang Ming next to him, he was also ready to give him an iron fist of love.

Yang Ming didn’t want to try Kapu’s iron fist, that kind of taste was definitely uncomfortable, with his thin body, the devil knew what would happen.

Flash!

Yang Ming aimed at an empty seat next to the table and immediately disappeared from Karp’s sight.

“Huh?”

Karp let out a stunned exclamation.

When he looked back, he saw Yang Ming sitting in his seat, smiling politely at him.

“This kid, it’s kind of interesting!”