Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out

Seeing Pi Xiu's gloomy expression, the three of Yuelao immediately bid farewell and ran away, fearing that the ancestor would kill them and eat them all up with one mouth.

Although it is not impossible to fight, but the fight is earth-shattering. If the urban management comes, they will be fined for re-education. Money is not a problem, but re-education is really a headache.

Pixiu sat on the grand teacher's chair with a gloomy face, while Wenxi leaned aside with his hands on his chest, as if he couldn't take it easy. There was a distance of half a meter between the two of them, and neither of them looked at the other.

Suddenly there is a future object who is not human, Wenxi really can't stand it.

The temperature in the room gradually increased, and Wenxi knew that Pixiu was angry without looking at it. He couldn't help but think that he wasn't angry yet, so why should this old monster be angry.

He is thousands of years old, and he is only a few hundred years old. The age difference is so big, even if the old cucumber is painted green and looks young, it cannot make up for the age difference.

Pi Xiu has advocated singleness for thousands of years, and regards making money as the first priority in life. He is making money when other monsters are cultivating again, and he is making money when they are messing with humans. He also wants to take the opportunity to make money.

Happiness when making money is something you don't have when you're dating someone. Your lover may betray you, but money won't.

Thinking back on his actions towards Wen Xi these days, Pi Xiu's heart skipped a beat, he hugged and touched his hands, no matter how he thought it was too much.

I don't know about it. Pi Xiu took the initiative to say, When I picked you up, I didn't know about the marriage line.

Wenxi snorted, thinking that only ghosts would believe it.

Even if he is a ghost, he wouldn't believe the words of an old monster like Pixiu. If he really didn't know how to hug, cuddle, and touch hands, he would be imprisoned for two years if he was sued for sexual harassment.

I hug you just because you are cool. Pixiu was still explaining.

He really just took this scholar ghost as a good-looking and comfortable ice pillow, and he didn't have any other charming intentions in his heart, and it was over when he was cool.

Wenxi snorted, That's right.

Pixiu frowned: You don't believe it.

Wenxi glanced at him, and then leaned over with a smile on his face: Why don't you believe it, what you say is what you say, I don't understand anything, so naturally I believe you.

The place where the two of them were touching immediately cooled down, Pi Xiu stared at the smiling scholar ghost, and wanted to reach out and hug him into his arms for a good comfort, but recalling Yue Lao's words, he couldn't swallow his breath.

Taotiexi left something on his body, otherwise how could an ordinary ghost be so cool and comfortable to hug.

To hug is to slap yourself in the face, if you don't hug, it's too hot and uncomfortable.

The more Pi Xiu thought about it, the more entangled he was, his body temperature was still rising, and Wenxi could see the hot air from his nose when he stood next to him.

The scholar's heart skipped a beat, recalling that the three gods seemed to have said that Pi Xiu would explode when angry, how far would it go if it exploded, would he be implicated as a ghost, would he be able to get to a safe place if he ran now?

After thinking about it, Wenxi felt that it was impossible to run, and that he might be directly sunburned to death if he went out now. This kind of method of seeking far away is really stupid.

Now that he is under the eaves, his life is controlled by this old monster. If he really wants to do something, he can only smell the perfume on his body, wipe away his tears and sleep with him.

Wenxi figured it out, gritted her teeth, stretched out her arms to hug Pi Xiu, and asked softly, Why does your body temperature rise when you get angry? Is it like this for all Pixiu?

No. Pi Xiu resisted the desire to hug, and pushed Wenxi away with his backhand: Don't come so close to me.

Why? Wenxi held his hand and pressed it to her face: Aren't you hot?

In the past, she was too mad and flirtatious, so why pretend to be Liu Xiahui now?

Pi Xiu felt the coldness of his palms, and thought to himself, who can escape? No one can escape!

I have really changed my human form for a few years and eaten a few years of human food, so I really regard myself as a human being.

Only people pay attention to this and that. They are monsters, and monsters only pay attention to strength, and those with big fists speak louder. Wenxi is not considered a human being, so he doesn't have to abide by human rules.

What's wrong with hugging him, he's an ice pillow ghost, so what if he has a marriage line, if he doesn't want to, the marriage line and his ancestors can't help it.

Wenxi was still pulled into Pi Xiu's arms, and sat on his lap, with the hands around his waist tightly hugging her, her body stiffened for a moment and then relaxed.

You haven't answered my question, why are you so hot? Wenxi asked.

Pixiu hugged him and breathed a sigh of relief, slowly said: Gaotie cheated me of a mountain of treasures, but I couldn't find his trace, so I can only bloodletting sacrifice to heaven, and let the heaven give me some guidance.

Wenxi looked at him: Then what? Didn't Heaven help you?

It gave me five words.

The way of heaven can still speak? Wenxi felt strange, and asked what those five words were full of curiosity.

Pi Xiu sneered: You have today too.

Wenxi was at a loss for words for a while, and frowned and said, This is too... too outrageous, how can you say such a thing.

Pixiu said with a hint of melancholy: Who knows, maybe he is jealous that I have money and it doesn't. After all, there is no mother in heaven, and no one taught it how to speak.

Wenxi jumped out of Pi Xiu's arms after hearing this, took several steps back, and looked at him warily.

What are you doing? Pi Xiu was confused.

Wenxi leaned against the wall and said calmly: I'm worried that the way of heaven will strike a thunderbolt directly, and I'm a little scared.

Pi Xiu's face darkened: It's sleeping now, it won't hear what I say.

Then you

What did it do to provoke it to become like this. Wenxi took Pi Xiu's hand and asked suspiciously: Is it just scolding it like just now?

Then this guy surnamed Pi, don't be in a hurry to scold Tiandao for speaking immorally, this tiger must be lucky not to be struck to death by a lightning, it's already lucky.

Pi Xiu snorted angrily and said, No, I didn't scold so directly.

Wenxi: ...

After thinking about it, he still scolded very tactfully, and scolding people around the corner is still scolding.

Touching the fan, Wenxi started to fan people again, and said comfortingly, Don't be angry, people don't know how to speak well, and you can't follow others.

What's the matter, he doesn't have a mother and I don't, it's even.

Wenxi: ...

Then you are quite powerful, on an equal footing with the Dao of Heaven.

Pixiu looked down at him, Why are you talking to me like a child, do you think human beings are very smart?

Wenxi stopped talking, just smiled while fanning her face.

Speak, don't pretend to be dumb and scold me in your heart. Pixiu pinched his chin and asked, Wenxi tilted his brows back and frowned pretending to be worried.

Wenxi: How dare I scold you in my heart, I'm just thinking about the marriage line that Yue Lao said just now.

Speaking of the marriage line, Pi Xiu's face sank again, that little red line is not a good thing, it's purely a fancy thing made by Tian Dao who likes to play with Lian Lian Kan. Cutting and cutting constantly, pulling and being unable to tear apart, monsters and gods would avoid them, for fear that they would be involved if they moved their hearts, and became the number one entertainment news gossip in everyone's mouth.

Everyone likes to watch the excitement, but no one likes to be watched.

Pi Xiu felt depressed, touched his phone and started sending messages, warning these three people not to tell about the marriage line. Otherwise, he could have imagined how the outside world would pass on him.

The old tree blooms, the old house is on fire, the thousand-year-old Pixiu engages in a hundred-year-old imp, and the old couple and young wives will definitely make headlines in the demon world.

The door was knocked twice, and the monkey spirit asked the boss if he could come in to clean up, because the guests who booked the private room were coming to eat.

Boss Pi called to come in, but he was still sitting on the grand teacher's chair. Monkey Two Monkey Three came in to clean up lightly, for fear of attracting the attention of the master.

When Hou Er picked up the painting left by Li Guizu on the table, Wenxi said, Send that painting upstairs.

Hou Er subconsciously looked at Pi Xiu's expression, and saw that the boss was frantically pressing the phone like he was an enemy, and for a moment he didn't dare to ask whether he would listen to this mortal ghost.

It turned its head to look at its brother again, but it didn't expect Monkey Three, a clever ghost, to be far away from him, and he looked like it was none of my business, who wants you to touch the painting like an idiot.

Seeing this, Wenxi raised her eyebrows, leaned directly on Pi Xiu's shoulder, and her face turned cold.

Hiss— Pixiu gasped when his face turned cold, and loosened his hands around his waist: What's wrong?

Wenxi glanced at Hou Er and said lazily: Tell your buddy to put the painting upstairs, and I will order him to do nothing.

Monkey 2 didn't dare to move when he heard the words. He stood there holding the painting and stammered, Boss, I, I don't have one.

Pi Xiu frowned and glanced at Hou Er, Wen Xi noticed his expression and took advantage of the situation and said, It's okay, don't be angry, just ask him to send it up.

Pi Xiu wondered why he was angry about this matter? But before he could say anything, he saw the monkey spirit bent down and bowed, then rushed out the door with the painting, and ran upstairs.

Pi Xiu: ...

Wenxi was proud of herself, and when she saw the scared look on the other monkey spirit's face, she also lost interest, and leaned on Pixiu and said, It's not that there are guests coming here, let's go upstairs.

Why didn't Li Guizu take that painting away? Pi Xiu stood up with one arm in his arms and walked out: Don't let me see the gluttonous things.

Wenxi felt that he was holding herself like holding a child, and after struggling a few times it didn't work, and she felt a little depressed, and said dissatisfiedly, This looks like holding a child.

Pi Xiu snorted: A ghost who is only a few hundred years old, isn't he just like a child in front of me?

Boss Pi went upstairs with the child in his arms, and saw Hou Er standing outside the bead curtain tremblingly holding the painting, stammering with a pale face, Boss, boss, I can't get in.

Pi Xiu frowned: Speak well, I thought you were also a little broom.

Draw it for me. Wenxi stretched out his hand.

Monkey Two hurriedly handed over the painting, and saw the boss holding the ghost in, so he went downstairs and returned to his brother in three steps.

Scared me to death, he, he actually sued the boss! Hou Er swallowed, The boss is so fierce, just looking at me, my legs are limp.

Monkey Three sneered at him: I told you to touch that painting.

How would I know. Monkey Two said wrongly: If I knew he would sue, I wouldn't hesitate.

Hou San patted him on the shoulder: Don't be too afraid, we are protected by the labor law, the big monsters can't eat the little monsters casually, they have to be fined and educated. Especially our boss, he won't eat us for the fine.

Pixiu gathers money but is the most stingy, and is famous for only getting in and out, so taking money from him is no different from cutting meat. Otherwise, Pi Xiu would not have persisted in looking for Taotie for so many years, and would not give up, even Cowherd and Weaver Girl did not have such a long relationship.

Upstairs, Wenxi spread out the scroll and looked at it carefully, thinking that it is really strange recently, whether it is the Jade Buddha or the portrait, they are all his own things, and now they are all back to him.

Could it be that I really know that Taotie, but I don't know its real face?

He rubbed the edge of the scroll, paused, and approached in doubt, Why is there blood here...

Suddenly the portrait moved and a burst of light came on.

Pixiu was soaping in the bathroom, when he heard a scream outside, his palm slipped, and the soap fell to the floor.