Playing the role of walnut, a big Mi Mi who is concerned about scaring

I have to say that big data is really too accurate now.

Tang Yu brushed the video, and he could still brush many videos about the red “flying fish” of the motorcycle queen.

After hitting a dozen X’s, the video pushed to him finally became normal.

“Brothers, I have been in the Air Force for three consecutive days, and although it rained and thundered today, it still couldn’t stop my determination to go fishing.”

“This time I won’t be in the Air Force again, otherwise the live broadcast will eat the scavenger raw.”

In the short video,

a fishing blogger wearing a raincoat and carrying a fishing bag posted a video before going out.

In the video, the blogger has a confident smile on his face.

And Tang Yu, who brushed this video,

also sounded the system’s prompt tone in his mind.

{Ding: Detect target ID: “I am a long sky!” “}

{Ding: Hazard Tip: Wild fishing in thunderstorm weather, and under a high voltage line, death probability: %100. }

{Ding: Customer attribute: Precise customer. }

“Count you ruthless! Going fishing in this weather too?

“And still fishing under the high-voltage line? Isn’t this looking for death?

Tang Yu looked at the blogger in the short video and let out a long sigh.

There is never a shortage of people who die!

And the comments below the blogger’s video are already thousands.

The number of views is also as high as 100,000.

This is a big hit video in the fishing area.

Generally speaking, the explosive videos in the fishing area are from some fishing Ji under the banner of fishing.

No way, any industry, as long as a woman is involved, will change its taste.

And netizens are naturally happy to see these women who scratch their heads.

Just imagine, if you are fishing, accompanied by this black silk beauty, what a beautiful thing!

“Groove! It’s a long sky! Do you still have to go fishing in this weather? In the fishing area, I will obey you.

“Just released less than a minute, still hot, I hope Changkong will no longer be the Air Force this time!” Hahaha! ”

How can it not be empty, he named Changkong, that is naturally often Air Force~

” “A model in the fishing world!” Bull nose! Plug in and wait for the follow-up! ”

Province: Changkong is out the door.”

“Retarded upstairs, huh? We won’t see for ourselves? Need you to save money?

“If I want to say, if Changkong returns the Air Force this time, then God will be too fucked!”

“Don’t worry! The sky does not grow empty, and the fishing world is like a long night! Changkong is the god of our fishing world! ”

Long Sky YYDS! Long Sky YYDS! After

reading the comments of netizens, Tang Yu decided to also comment on this blogger called Changkong, and silently clicked a follow.

“The funeral service of the past life hall has launched a predetermined discount package, and you can enjoy a 50% discount if you book in advance!”

“You’ve paid attention to Changkong!”

And Tang Yu’s message, although not topped, was quickly discovered by netizens.

For a time,

everyone liked and commented.

“Groove! This operation is also too showy? You understand business. ”

Funeral Shop? This ID is inexplicably familiar, where did I hear it? ”

People just catch a fish, right?” It’s not going to quack, is it? Although it is a thunderstorm, as long as you fish on the shore, you will definitely be fine.

“That is, the probability of being struck by lightning is very low, once I couldn’t think of it, standing on the roof of the building with steel bars in a thunderstorm and scolding for half a day, it’s not alive and well.”

“Yes, if you want to be struck by lightning, it’s not that simple.”

“I think you’re right, because I’ve gone fishing on thunderstorms more than once! Hahaha!

“The boss of this past life hall, I think I think I want money crazy!”

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Although Tang Yu now has more than 50,000 account fans, not many people can recognize him in the vast network.

But he is not in a hurry, everything needs to be done slowly.

After much deliberation, he still sent a private message to the fishing blogger Changkong as a reminder.

After all, saving someone’s life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter!

“Thunderstorm weather is not suitable for fishing, life is in danger, Changkong brother, I advise you to stay at home today, and go when the rain passes and the sky is clear!”

All Tang Yu could do was remind.

After the last motorcycle female Internet celebrity incident, he understood a truth, that is, good words are difficult to persuade a dead ghost.

As for calling the police or something, Tang Yu didn’t think about it.

Just kidding, can’t I tell the police that

there is an old fishing man in a certain province, and he still goes fishing on rainy days?

If you really call the police because of this matter, it is estimated that the police will think that he is looking for fault, and it is a trivial matter to come to the door to drink tea.

Maybe you will be treated as maliciously calling the police and detaining yourself in public security!

“I also sent a private message, and the comment was also left, as long as you stay at home, it will definitely be fine.” Tang Yu muttered.

Then, continue to swipe his videos.

Two hours later, Tang Yu found a quality customer and a senior customer.

The high-quality customer is a Chinese blogger in Mexico, with the ID of “Yuzu in Mexico”.

It has attracted a large number of fans by photographing local cultural landscapes.

This time, in the video he posted, he was talking and laughing with a local Mexican woman.

The hint given by the system is

, {The hundredth time you seduce a good woman, the next time you are killed, the chance of being killed is 80%!} }

{Customer level: Quality customers, recommended host attention. }80

% chance of ga?

That’s not a low chance!

Seducing a good woman abroad? It’s still of the Mo race, this brother not only has a heavy taste, but also has enough guts!

PS: Cold knowledge, the Mo Terrans’ skin color is as dark as ink, and only the teeth of the whole body are white.

The other blogger is a wilderness adventure blogger with an ID called “Dragon Country Bell.” In

the video he posted, it was in an unknown forest, and in front of him, a five-step snake suddenly appeared.

In response,

he said that he would catch the five-step snake for dinner tonight.

And said that the next video will record the process of catching the snake and cooking it.

The prompt given by the system

is, {Catch the treated non-poisonous five-step snake in the wild, but in the process, the real five-step snake appears, the chance of being bitten is 100%, and the mortality rate is %79.99. }

{Customer Level: Advanced, host is recommended for attention. }

Two prompts,

the chance of the previous ga is 80

%, the latter is 79.99%,

the mortality rate of the two is frightening.

In this case, unless they have good precautions and awareness, people are basically gone.

For this kind of customer, Tang Yu naturally followed the instructions of the system and paid attention.

His watchlist already has four.

Except for the dead motorcycle female net infrared, the remaining three are currently alive.

Business as usual!

Below the video of several people, there are comments left by Tang Yu.

“The funeral service of the past life hall has launched a predetermined discount package, and you can enjoy a 50% discount if you book in advance!”

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