{Ding: Standard customer detected, user ID “Little sunspot lychee oil cake”. }

{Customer life analysis: When the customer was fifteen years old, he watched too many bad films in Sakura Country, had a psychological distortion, and stretched out his claws to his neighbor’s sister! And filmed a video to threaten the other party, the other party could not bear the disturbance, two and a half years later suffered from depression, took medicine to commit suicide.

The little sunspot became rich five years later, went to Kyoto to be dashing, and then provoked the wrong people, and was cut off his limbs by Ye Shao, the most rebellious person in Kyoto, and threw him into a septic tank, caught off guard. }

{Ding: The probability of death of the customer after five years is 100%, it is recommended that the host pay attention in advance. }Huh

?

After listening to the system’s prompts, Tang Yu clasped his hands around his chest and fell into deep thought.

“Can you do it to your neighbor’s sister? Nima is next door!

“Rabbits don’t eat the grass on the edge of the nest yet!”

The more Tang Yu thought about it, the more angry he became, this kind of person can live for five years, which is very unscientific.

Then, a thought crossed his mind.

Five years, is it?

Hey!

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outside the Hall of Past Life.

When Xiao Heizi saw himself acting like this, the hall master of the walnut still did not dare to let go.

Now it is more arrogant.

Originally, he was afraid, but now he is not afraid at all.

{Huh! It seems that this so-called walnut hall master is also held up by netizens. }

{If he had real skills, it would be difficult for me to stand here and lash out at him. }

{Family, I test for you with my life the falsehood of the Lord of the Walnut, your gifts!} Walk up. }

Xiao Heizi continued to pull his throat and scream, telling it to other people on the scene, as well as to netizens in the live broadcast room.

Seeing this, Tang Yu’s fans were all unhappy.

But seeing that the little sunspot was indeed safe and sound, they were also depressed.

{What happened to the hall master today, why don’t you pay attention to this yet!} Seeing his screaming appearance, I really feel bad! }

{I’m speechless, damn it, this kind of face is so thick-skinned, I really want to bury him!}{ }

{Hey! It’s hard! The prestige of the hall master of the walnut is estimated to plummet after this time. }

{That’s no way! Who let these people be so shameless! }

{I think I can let the bullets fly a little longer, I believe in the Walnut Master.} }

{I also believe that the hall master of the Walnut has been disappointed and has never let me down. }

{I don’t care, I just pulled out walnuts, I always love walnuts. }

{………..}

Netizens talked about it, on the other side, in the funeral office of Changhong in Shanghai.

Two men were sitting on the sofa and staring at Xiao Hei’s live broadcast room.

“Boss, the other party doesn’t seem to have anything! I was pointed at my nose and scolded, and I didn’t see any movement.

“If he really has the power to pay attention to whoever is the Ka, then the little sunspot must not be violently killed?”

Xiao Zhao looked at the live broadcast room, smiled disdainfully, and said to his boss.

“yes! I thought I had an opponent, but now it seems that the past life hall is not a concern. Zhang Bufan frowned and said, “Wasting me so much gift money, what happened to this little black man five years later, I have to contract to return the book.” Speaking

of this, Zhang Bufan silently paid attention to Xiao Heizi’s live broadcast room and typed down a line.

{Changhong Funeral launches a booking package, book in advance to enjoy half price discounts, little sunspot, take advantage of five years, you enjoy it! } }

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Xiao Hei, who was live broadcasting, was dumbfounded for a while when he saw that his gold lord father actually sent this kind of barrage.

Other netizens were also shown by the wave of operations of Changhong’s funeral.

Boy!

I originally thought that you supported an anchor to disgust the opponent, but I didn’t expect that after the nausea, I took the other party as a customer backhanded.

Netizens were happy.

{I’ll go!} Changhong funeral also plays this set! It is also predicted that the little sunspot has five years to live, which sounds like something! }

{Although, but, hahaha! The little sunspot deserves it! }

{Look at him, all his face is black, hahaha! I regard you as a gold lord, but you treat me as a customer, and this wave is really laughing. }

{Originally, I hated Changhong’s funeral practice, but now, I just want to say, nice job. }

{Kuroko: Why is it always me who gets hurt? }—————

netizens were happy, and they sent barrages of ridicule.

Among the many anchors who came to the scene, the popularity of the Xiaoheizi live broadcast room was far ahead.

At this time, it is already fifth in the popularity list of all platforms.

This is the peak he has reached since he started the live broadcast industry.

The excitement quickly suppressed the depression, and after he was paid attention to by Changhong’s funeral, after a little stunned, it was ecstasy.

{Follow me?} Oh, it’s ridiculous! No one really thinks I’ll be Ka in five years, right? }

{For the sake of you brushing me so many gifts, I don’t scold you. }

{But in my opinion, dry funerals are not a good thing. }

{After five years of TM, there is a kind of let me Ka now! }

The little sunspot looked at the camera and kept shouting.

The anchors on the scene learned a lot, and they also shouted.

For a time,

the entire alley was stirred into a miasma.

The surrounding residents were overwhelmed.

An elderly grandmother walked outside the alley with two children and

shouted at the anchors: “Don’t argue, our children have to do homework.” Hearing

this, the anchors turned their heads and glanced at the grandmother and the child.

Seeing that it was an old man and two children, they simply ignored it.

Continue your live broadcast.

Seeing this, the grandmother’s chest rose and fell violently, and her heart attack was almost on the verge of committing.

At this time, a two-dimensional girl came over.

“Grandma, you go back first!” The girl said softly: “I will solve the problem here.”

“Alright! These people are really full of food. The grandmother let out a long sigh, and then turned away with the two children.

“Little girl, if they don’t listen, don’t carry it, pay attention to safety!” At the end, the grandmother added another sentence.

The two-dimensional girl nodded with a smile and walked towards the alley.

“You guys TMD broke the law, do you know?” The two-dimensional girl stood behind the anchors, wrinkled her eyebrows and shouted.

When the anchors heard this, they turned their heads again.

Seeing that it was a super cute two-dimensional beautiful girl, everyone’s eyes lit up at the moment.

“Wow! It’s so cute! This girl is smoky in COS, right?

“It’s Yan Qiu, such a second dimension, could it be that she is also an employee of the Past Life Hall?”

“That’s not right! I haven’t seen it before, she should have come to make fun!

“She said we broke the law, which is also hilarious!”

“One thing is to say, if it were just me and her now, I would really break the law, and I really want to do something to her.”

“………….,”

everyone saw that the person who came was a cute beautiful girl with COS smoke, and they did not take her words to heart at all.

Instead, they whispered, and some LSPs did not hide their evil thoughts about beautiful girls.

Xiao Hei knew that his opportunity to be in the limelight had come, and from a distance, he looked at the beautiful girl, and his fingers snapped,

“Gee…. Hey, I’ll call you.

“Listen, my name is Xiao Kuroko, we are broadcasting normally, we are not breaking the law.”

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