Prehistoric: My mythical Daluo was exposed by my sister Daji

Chapter 1924: Oil the soles of your feet

"Write quickly and I'll grind it for you."Zhuo Wenjun urged while grinding.

She couldn't wait to see how Li Yuan was going to misinterpret"The Analects of Confucius".

Is it as dumbfounding and hilarious as Li Yuan's misinterpretation just now?

Li Qingzhao and Cai Wenji also Everyone gathered around Li Yuan, each with their big eyes staring at Li Yuan as he started to write.

After Zhuo Wenjun finished grinding the ink, Li Yuan started to write.

《"The Whispering Language" is written for fear!

Just seeing the title written by Li Yuan, Li Qingzhao, Cai Wenji, and Zhuo Wenjun, they couldn't help but want to complain.

This is to turn the foundation of Confucianism into a guide for club fighting.

He even changed the pseudonym of the Xuandu sage Confucius to Fizzi.

I don’t know if Saint Xuandu will be furious when he finds out!

However, Li Yuan really changed his mind.

So interesting.

The three of them continued to read Li Yuanfen's fast writing

"……Benevolence, justice, propriety, wisdom and trust.

Ren means to cut one person into two.

Yi means hammering someone's head into the chest.……"

Look at Li Yuan's explanation of the Three Cardinal Guidelines and the Five Constant Virtues.

Li Qingzhao and the other three said they couldn't bear it.

For the first time, they knew that"benevolence and righteousness" could be explained in this way.

This is promoting violence everywhere!

Although, they knew that Li Yuan's explanation was nonsense.

However, in this nonsense, it coincides with the rules of the text, and it is not a random explanation.

After thinking about it in a daze, it actually makes sense.

The three of them felt that Li Yuan was really talented.

How did this melon grow?

The key is that Li Yuan didn't think much at all during the writing process, and it just felt like it was done in one go.

Is Li Yuan's talent really so incredible, or has Li Yuan translated the Analects like this before?

The three of them continued to watch

"Being rich and noble without justice is like a floating cloud to me. It means that illicit money is as numerous as floating clouds to me."

"If you hear the Tao in the morning, you will die in the evening. If you hear me coming in the morning, you will die tonight……"

It took Li Yuan about two and a half hours to translate the entire Analects of Confucius.

For more than two hours, Li Qingzhao, Cai Wenji, and Zhuo Wenjun were fascinated by it.

I just think Li Yuan’s translation is so interesting.

It makes people laugh.

They can be sure that as long as Li Yuan's"Yu" is published, it will definitely cause a sensation in Xiantang.

However, although the translation of"Wanyu" is very interesting, the three of them are still not sure whether it can stop the development of Confucianism.

Li Yuan put down his writing brush, flicked his wrist, and said to the three of them:

"I’ve finally finished writing. My hands are almost useless from writing. Please come and rub your hands for me!"

It's just that Zhuo Wenjun, Li Qingzhao, and Cai Wenji each held a stack of manuscripts written by Li Yuan. They were looking at it with great interest and had no time to massage Li Yuan's arms.

"Hahaha, it’s so fun. Everything will stand if it is hesitated, and it will be wasted if it is not hesitated. It actually translates to, 'In any fight, as long as you hesitate, the opponent will stand up. You can directly destroy the opponent without hesitation.’"

"This translation is also very interesting. If your parents are with you, if you don’t travel far, you will travel well. Li Yuan translated, your parents are in my hands, you can't run away, even if you run away, I will still have a way to catch you!"

"Hahaha, I really don’t know how Li Yuan’s head grew. He’s such a talented translator."

"If Zhu Xi, Dong Zhongshu and other Confucian masters saw this"Wang Yu", I wonder what their expressions would be? Wouldn't he be mad to death in public?"

"Hehe, to be honest, I can’t wait to see Zhu Xi and Dong Zhongshu’s reactions."

"……"

When Li Yuan saw the three of them, they were only discussing the"Whispering Language" in their hands and turned a blind eye to his arm. Unable to hold back, he immediately stretched out his hand and gave each of the three of them a blow that would blow their brains out.

"Bo, bo, bo."

Li Qingzhao, Cai Wenji, and Zhuo Wenjun were knocked on the head by Li Yuan, and then they turned their attention away from the manuscript in their hands.

Cai Wenji covered her head and asked Li Yuan blankly:

"Why are you hitting us on the head?"

Li Qingzhao and Zhuo Wenjun also covered their heads, looking aggrieved.

Li Yuan reminded:

"My hands are almost useless for writing. Is it time for you to fulfill your promise and give me a massage? Li

Qingzhao wondered:

"But we still want to go back immediately and work overtime to get these manuscripts printed so that we can put them on the market as soon as possible.

Li Yuan:"You are trying to kill the donkey!""

Cai Wenji quickly comforted:

"Don’t worry, we won’t do what we promised. After the publication of"Langyu", you want us to live in an inn and give you massages 24 hours a day."

Zhuo Wenjun:

"We have to rush to put this"Wang Yu" on the market as soon as possible before His Majesty agrees to include Confucianism in the imperial examination, so……"

The three of them looked at each other, then hugged the manuscript in their hands and ran out of the inn.

When Li Yuan saw the three people applying oil on their soles, he shook his head helplessly.

What a ruthless thing.

However, he didn't stop it.

Because he actually doesn't like massage as much as he shows.

…… a week later.

Inside the residence of Zhu Xi, the great Confucian scholar.

At this moment, Zhu Xi, who was in his 60s, was reading an article in the study.

Suddenly, a servant knocked on the door and walked in to report:

"Sir, Mr. Dong is here to visit."

Zhu Xi quickly put down the letter in his hand and ordered his servants:

"Please come soon."

Soon, an old man wearing a soap-colored cloak with gray hair and beard walked into the study room with a book in his hand and an angry look on his face.

This man was Dong Zhongshu, who was also a Confucian leader with Zhu Xi.

Zhu Xi Seeing Dong Zhongshu's angry face, he couldn't help but feel great.Surprised.

You know, this was the first time he saw Dong Zhongshu showing anger.

He suppressed his doubts and calmly greeted Dong Zhongshu with his hands raised:

"Brother Dong is here. Please forgive me for any rudeness or lack of welcome. Dong

Zhongshu suppressed the anger in his heart and said:

"Dong did have something important to discuss with Brother Zhu today, so he paid such a sudden visit, and asked Brother Zhu for his forgiveness."

Zhu Xi first asked Dong Zhongshu to sit down, and then asked the questions in his heart:

"Why is Brother Dong so angry?"