Quick Transmigration: Male God Please Spoil Lighter

"No. 001, this is my current master, strange, why didn't you teleport me to the mission target this time?" Shu Xiaomeng asked.

Hearing this sentence on No. 001, he was rather helpless.

"There is no animal or plant around the mission target, and the teleportation cannot be completed, so you can only choose the nearest one." No. 001 said.

When Shu Xiaomeng heard this, he nodded to show that he understood.

It turns out that there are no animals around the target of this mission, not even plants, which is really incredible.

Shu Xiaomeng grabbed the leather sofa underneath with his paws, and then successfully drew a hole.

Shu Xiaomeng:...

This must be fake leather!

Hearing a tearing sound, Shangguanhai glanced at his little daughter-in-law, and then successfully saw a small cracked place that was still exposed while Shu Xiaomeng tried his best to cover it.

Shangguanhai:...

No matter which world the little daughter-in-law goes to, her strength is still as great as ever.

Shangguanhai knows that there are some characteristics that he has always possessed. No matter which plane he reaches, as long as he doesn't hinder or collapse his personal settings, those characteristics will exist.

For example, the little wife’s strength is great, and for example his...

Shangguanhai curled his eyebrows and looked at Shu Xiaomeng and said, "It is worth 20,000 yuan to cut through the leather sofa. It will be deducted from your salary."

Shu Xiaomeng:? ? ?

The parrot still has a salary?

Oh, no, no, this is not the point, the point is to make her lose money?

Wait, it seems that this is not the point? !

When Shangguanhai saw the wonderful facial expressions of his daughter-in-law, he felt very distressed.

If he could, he really didn't want to ask his daughter-in-law for money!

but! Who made his current persona "deadly stingy"!

Those who are stingy enough to be able to use the public will never spend their own money.

Oh, yes, he moved this leather sofa from Xuanyuanxiu's office.

Shu Xiaomeng pondered for a long time, but she felt that something was wrong. But when she was looking at Shangguanhai, the latter was so confident that she wanted a parrot to lose money. How did she feel that she should go up and scratch her paws? of.

Of course, scratching two paws is impossible.

After all, he is his own master now, what if one is unhappy and bury her alive if he is scratched?

Shu Xiaomeng took a look at her small body, and then at Shangguanhai's eighty-eight-meter tall man, and then decisively gave up the struggle.

Lose money if you lose, don't know how much she earns for a parrot a month?

"Salary!" Shu Xiaomeng yelled again.

Shangguanhai raised his eyebrows, and soon realized what his daughter-in-law was talking about.

He rubbed his temples and said, "Your salary is 5000 per month. The job content is to look after the patients in this hospital, especially at night, understand?"

As for what a parrot does with five thousand yuan, of course it is to maintain its own daily expenses! What does it cost for food?

Shu Xiaomeng: ⊙?⊙! incredible!

It turns out that parrots still have this effect!

In fact, letting a parrot patrol at night is a very helpless thing. The people in this mental hospital are allergic to cats, dogs, and even ducks.

In desperation, he picked many kinds of animals, and finally determined that the parrot was the most suitable for this hospital.

The current Shangguanhai is very fortunate to have picked a parrot. Otherwise, he might decide where his little daughter-in-law will go.