Quick Transmigration: Male God Please Spoil Lighter

Shu Xiaomeng put the glass ball that Xiaobao gave her into the previous bracelet space.

Because the bracelet space isolates the communication with the outside world, the scene that appeared on Xiaobao's side did not appear on Shu Xiaomeng's side. It is precisely because of this that Shu Xiaomeng did not realize the truth in time.

The next day, after Shu Xiaomeng woke up, it was already noon the next day.

When Shu Xiaomeng was surprised, Si Kongying did not go to work, but was by her side!

"Pickup pickup?" Why don't you go to work?

Sikongying couldn't understand what her daughter-in-law was talking about, so she could only guess, "Hungry?"

Shu Xiaomeng:...

Is she the kind of Pikachu who only knows how to eat!

Shu Xiaomeng turned his head and decided to break off friendship with Si Kongying for three seconds.

Three, two, one... It's time to break a relationship!

Shu Xiaomeng turned his head again, shook his head and said, "Pickup!"

Why don't you go to work!

Si Kongying, who still doesn't understand what her daughter-in-law is talking about:...

"I'll get some food to come up right away."

A minute later, the butler walked in with a lot of food, and Shu Xiaomeng saw that he could not care about the others, so he started to eat!

Sikongying looked at Shu Xiaomeng who was addicted to food, touched his chin and nodded, um... he really is the roundworm in the little daughter-in-law's belly, he knows everything the little daughter-in-law thinks! He is proud!

So, Shu Xiaomeng had another delicious meal.

Si Kongying touched Shu Xiaomeng's stomach, and his soft touch made him squint.

"Xiaomeng, I saw a few jokes this morning, I'll tell them to you." Sikong Ying said with a smile.

Shu Xiaomeng tilted her head to look at her, her round eyes full of curiosity.

joke? Si Kongying can tell jokes!

Sikongying watched Shu Xiaomeng staring at him eagerly, swallowed, and was about to start telling jokes that she had finally seen and remembered.

"Do you know what Pikachu is for standing up?" Sikongying asked.

Shu Xiaomeng: A look of bewilderment.jpg

"Pickup soldier." Sikong Ying said solemnly.

Shu Xiaomeng:...

Mom.'s mentally retarded!

"Do you know what Pikachu is walking?" Sikongying asked again.

Shu Xiaomeng shook his head, waiting for Si Kongying's answer.

"Pickup Pong, Pika Pong, Pika Pong, Pika Pong..." Si Kongying still looked serious.

Shu Xiaomeng had nothing to say, she looked at Si Kongying like a fool.

Sikongying didn't seem to notice Shu Xiaomeng's speechlessness, and continued to ask: "Do you know what Pikachu is about when he runs?"

Shu Xiaomeng shook his head numbly, waiting for Si Kongying to say the answer.

"The little daughter-in-law is stupid, it's pickup ping-pong, pickup ping-pong, pickup ping-pong, pickup ping-pong..."

Shu Xiaomeng:...

Who is this fool? She doesn't know.

Shu Xiaomeng turned his head silently, not thinking about Li Sikongying.

Si Kongying grinned, and said stupidly: "How is it? Is it funny?"

Shu Xiaomeng: Okay...so funny

Seeing that his host's personal design has fallen into disarray, Xiao Er: God, the main system is up, it really can't control his own host! Is there any host as headstrong as its host! The points are earned back every minute, but because of the collapse of the people, every minute points will be lost!

Xiao Er said that the code all over his body was painful, and the pain was so painful that he wanted to return to the main system to cry and cry for comfort.