Rebirth of the God-level Xueba

No matter how good the leader is, he is also in a state of speechlessness at this time.

Can't say it!

Praise Yang Rui? Praise him for using laboratory materials to make food? How expensive is liquid nitrogen to make ice cream to satisfy your appetite?

Criticizing Yang Rui? There are many reasons. One hundred and seventy or eighty can be mentioned without thinking, but now criticizing Yang Rui, is it not just to scold him? Not to mention Academician Cai and the principal, conservative secretaries can slice you with nails and eat you raw with eyes, commonly known as Sheng (sheng) official film.

It seems that now it’s time to chat. The assistant principal, who was born in geophysics, stood up resolutely, touched his half-bald head, and thought: I have been studying hard for 20 years, and working hard for 30 years. It’s finally here. It's time for me to show my strength, ahem...

"Cough cough cough..." Dean Liu coughed more and faster than him, and took the lead: "Yang Rui, are you studying ice cream? Fluid mechanics."

The assistant to the principal, who was born in geophysics, looked at Dean Liu admiringly: he is indeed the deputy head of the department, everything in the laboratory is research, everything in the classroom is teaching, and so on. Jinke Regulations, always keep in mind, it is easy to say but difficult to do!

The leaders suddenly became alive, yes, they all use liquid nitrogen. Even if the ice cream is made, it is a by-product of the study of fluid mechanics!

Using food as experimental materials is not a waste, it is saving! In high school biology anatomy, why does the teacher use crucian carp or frog instead of white mouse? It's definitely not the teacher who wants to drink fish soup or want to eat Diao Diao J, it is because crucian carp and frog save money, and the guinea pig is so expensive that it is not too expensive for key schools.

Schrödinger engages in thought experiments. Why does he not want pigs or cows, but cats? Does he want to play with cats? It’s definitely not because the cat saves space. If you say that there is a cow or pig in the box, you don’t know whether it’s alive or dead before opening it... the people who listened to it were distracted. ,What? Is there a cow or pig in the box? You pretend to show me, you pretend, you pretend, what are you pretend to! What container? What container? The container is opened when you want to open it? Do you have a key? Do you provide pliers? Has the docker engage in brutal loading and unloading?

Newton is engaged in intellectual improvement, why not use durians with apples? Didn't he know that durians are the king of fruits? It's definitely not because Apple saves money. If you say that I was thinking that day and a durian fell from the sky, the audience would be distracted on the spot. I don't want to know the three laws anymore. I curse on the street: You were stupid by durian. Is that smelly good? Can't you smell it on your head? What? Haven't grown up yet? Can the ones that are not mature fall off? Don't think we are British and we have never seen durians on trees!

All in all, Dean Liu's words activated the imagination of the leaders.

The executive vice president made a self-examination on the spot and said: "Our experimental conditions are indeed a bit poor. I remember that the Department of Biology used broth and agar as a medium. The agar was quickly approved, and the broth was not available. In the end, No way, Professor Cai bought the meat with his family's meat ticket, boiled the broth and brought it to the laboratory. One didn't pay attention and asked the students to drink half the pot. What happened, Professor Cai."

Professor Cai nodded slightly and said with a smile: "My wife scolded me all afternoon, saying that it was an experiment that can be done in half a pot of broth. Why should I take a pot of broth, and then let me call the students to eat at home and say If you have oily water in your stomach, you won’t use your cleverness to find food."

"Yes, our conditions are too difficult. The development of society requires the support of science and technology, the research of science and technology, and the support of social resources. This is a complementary process. In my opinion, increase the funding allocation of the ion channel laboratory. , No time to delay!" Those who are competent, half a sentence to solve the field, half a sentence to stand on the field, one sentence completes the turning point and achieves the goal.

The principal nodded immediately and said: "I agree that the conditions of the ion channel laboratory are indeed time to improve. We can't let the heroes bleed and cry. Yang Rui, you are the director of the ion channel laboratory. You draft an application for payment. , I will go to the school standing committee to help you wave the flag and shout."

The director of the laboratory and the person in charge of the laboratory are like the difference between a staffed cadre and a non-staffed worker, and the application for money and the cheering of the standing committee of the school are more like applying for a loan from a bank and withdrawing money from a bank. The difference is the same.

Yang Rui, who had just made ice cream with liquid nitrogen in earnest, couldn't help but feel happy and said, "Thank you, principal, Academician Cai, and all the leaders. I don’t dare to wave the flag and shout. I must write the application carefully."

Yang Rui’s low posture is pleasant. It’s like an ordinary person who is anxious to flatter his superiors. If the superior responds, he will immediately feel relieved. If the superior accepts it arrogantly, even though he still has to continue unwilling to continue. Continue to shoot, but the mood will not be good.

The principal was in a very good mood at this time, and he laughed loudly: "If you call me the principal, I will wave the flag to you, and come to me if I have something to do. Although Professor Cai is a member of the academic department, my official is bigger than him. "

Everyone laughed, and the cooperation was perfect.

Xu Anqing, who slipped in, was mad at hearing it. What is this called? Is this a normal world?

What made Xu Anqing even more unbelievable was that Yang Rui not only did not hide his y nitrogen ice cream, but took it out in an open manner, divided it into the flask with a large iron spoon, inserted the medicine spoon for taking the solid powder, and handed it to everyone. , And said: "The flask and spoon are carefully washed, and these are used exclusively for ice cream."

"Why do you want a cup that specializes in ice cream?" a leader asked stupidly.

Xu Anqing roared inwardly: It means that he often uses liquid nitrogen to make ice cream! It’s still very hot in Beijing in October, and it’s so cool to eat ice cream...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh like eating ice cream...ahhhh

Yang Rui also expressed surprise and raised his head, saying: "Because people often come to the laboratory to eat ice cream, you have to prepare more tableware."

Dean Liu glanced down at the tableware in his hand, gave up the treatment, simply took a large spoonful, stuffed it into his mouth, and then was stunned.

Unusually delicious!

The smooth taste is the biggest feature of liquid nitrogen ice cream. Not to mention that Dean Liu doesn't often eat ice cream. He is the legendary ice cream gourmet and he is full of praise for y nitrogen ice cream.

As a kind of ice cream for adults, its sweetness is not high, but the taste is good, but it is memorable.

After all, this is the legendary molecular cuisine.

Liquid nitrogen ice cream, laser-baked noodles, etc., are all basic dishes in molecular cuisine.

Nevertheless, they were all Michelin-rated at the beginning of their withdrawal. Yang Rui studied them carefully for several days in order to make them.

As far as the price of equipment in the 1980s is concerned, molecular cuisine is really an exclusive dish that can only be done by advanced laboratories.

Dean Liu unconsciously licked his lips with his tongue, and said with endless aftertaste: "It seems that there is still a bit of wine?"

"Today is rum flavored. I added a bottle of rum." Yang Rui smiled and pointed to the empty bottle next to him.

Looking at the English letters on the bottle, everyone suddenly felt that the ice cream was more delicious. The few who were not going to eat, couldn't help but taste it.

For a while, the laboratory was full of the sound of spoon digging ice cream.

Xu Anqing couldn't stand it anymore, and said loudly, "I use school equipment to make ice cream for myself. Isn't that right?"

Dean Liu shook his head and looked at him with threatening eyes.

As a result, Xu Anqing was not afraid at all, and looked back like a fighter.

Dean Liu coughed and said, "Ice cream is just a by-product of research, just like you dissected the rabbit and cooked the rabbit..."

"According to the regulations, the rabbits after the dissection are to be treated harmlessly." Xu Anqing replied calmly.

Dean Liu needs to talk about it. Yang Rui stood up and smiled: "Food research and biological research are not the same. The purpose of food experiments is to eat. You don't know how successful you are."

"Research? You have eaten up the research results, what kind of research!" The girl with big braids behind Xu Anqing stood up and rightly accused Yang Rui.

Yang Rui said in surprise: "The research result is the process of making ice cream. Ice cream itself is just the product of research."

"How do you prove that you are studying ice cream, not for eating ice cream?" The girl with big braids looked at Yao Yue, who was eating ice cream, and said angrily: "You did it just to ask girls to eat ice cream."

"I admit to doing ice cream research for the sake of eating ice cream, but what I eat is indeed the product of research. This must be made clear." Yang Rui then opened the drawer ~www.NovelMTL.com~ and took out a stack of paper and said, "I wrote the paper. ."

"You wrote..." Xu Anqing was stunned: "To eat ice cream, you actually wrote a paper?"

The leader who was going to open one eye and close one eye, even the leader who opened his eyes and said nonsense was surprised: Did he really get a paper out?

Everyone passed on it one after another.

Yang Rui ate the ice cream, nodded, shook his head, and said, "I didn’t write a thesis just to eat ice cream. I wrote the thesis after studying ice cream. Oh, it’s mainly for guidance. The first author is Yao Yue. I am The corresponding author and the second author have been published in "Food Science Research", with an impact factor of 1.0."

"Can I publish a paper when I make ice cream?" The girl with big braids couldn't believe it. Looking at Yao Yue, she was even more unwilling to publish a paper while eating ice cream? What kind of world is this?

Yang Rui sighed, "Isn't this nonsense? The whole grains you eat, pork, chicken, mutton, ham and green leafy vegetables, which one should not be studied by scholars?"

"Ice cream wasn't invented by you..." The girl with the big braid had a weak voice.

Yang Rui shrugged: "This is a brand new way of cooking. I have referred to the research on -. There have been great changes in the production of ice cream. You will know it after a taste."

There are two English words in a sentence. By the standards of the 1980s, this is undoubtedly advanced research.

The girl with big braids stared at a cup of ice cream ball sent by Yang Rui and fell into a deep entanglement.