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In the last life, Xu Cun saw a post on the Internet:

Landlord: The news said that someone was swallowed by a python. What should I do if I really encounter a python in the wild?

Reply 1: Pinching seven inches and poking the **** are two very effective methods. I hope everyone will spread it widely.

Reply 2: The one who stabbed the snake, or is it your own?

Reply three: own.

Reply 4: What's the use of stabbing yourself, snake's.

Answer 5: Where is the snake's asshole?

Reply 6: Xu Xian knows!

...

Last night, Xu Cun got his wish to become Xu Xian once.

but

Zhao Yazhi, who lost the back garden, was not the one who suffered the most last night.

The worst one is Deng Lijun. Deng Lijun's physique is the weakest, and Xu Cun was too hi and unrestrained last night. From this, it is not difficult to imagine how miserable Deng Lijun is?

Hmm... If you have to find someone who is worse than Deng Lijun among the crowd, then this person can only be Xu Cun.

At this moment, the indulgent Xu Cun is facing a very embarrassing sequelae. ↖,  …

It hurts so much this time! It was so painful that he couldn't even move.

Through this incident, Xu Cun recognized a reality and made up his mind. The reality is that even a good tiger can't stand a pack of wolves! The determination is that I will never give myself medicine in the future!

but

No matter how uncomfortable or regretful, Xu Cun had to stand up and pretend that he would never let the girls doubt his ability in this regard!

Therefore, after everyone woke up one after another, Xu Cun sat on the sofa and boasted to the girls who were looking for a fig leaf: "Your physical fitness is too poor! A dozen people dealt with one of me, and it was a complete failure! It seems that this family is completely defeated! We have to add people!"

If it were at ordinary times and heard Xu Cun say such shameless words, Zhong Chuhong would definitely choke Xu Cun, but not this time.

First of all, Zhong Chuhong really had no energy or spirit and was choking Xu Cun.

Secondly, this occasion was not suitable for her to speak. More than a dozen naked women and a naked man stared wide-eyed in the living room. The floor was full of rags and messes. In this situation, it was too late to be shy, how could she still have the heart to choke Xu Cun?

Thirdly, Zhong Chuhong, it should be said that all the women knew that Xu Cun became so crazy because he was too frightened. For the sake of Xu Cun's escape yesterday, she did not have the same knowledge as Xu Cun.

Seeing that no one was arguing, Xu Cun changed his bragging routine. He recounted how he escaped from Zhao Dayi's hands, adding fuel to it.

Listening to Xu Cun talking about this matter, the girls listened very carefully, and even slowed down the speed of finding clothes to cover their bodies.

but

The fact that Xu Cun escaped from Zhao Dayi is that there is no expectation that even if Xu Cun poured a lot of water into it, it didn't take ten minutes for him to blow it up.

After Xu Cun finished blowing, almost all the girls found the fig leaf. Then, Wen Bixia and Hu Huizhong greeted them to go to their room to change their clothes.

After the girls started to move, the only person in the living room who didn't move except Xu Cun was Deng Lijun.

It's not that Deng Lijun doesn't want to move, the key is that she really doesn't have the strength to move, and the pain below and behind her is like a fire. At this moment, she is sitting on a coffee table in the corner holding a white skirt of whom she is in a hurry!

Lin Qingxia, who was going to borrow clothes from Hu Huizhong's room with Zhong Chuhong and Ye Qianwen, saw Deng Lijun's embarrassment. So Lin Qingxia brought Zhong Chuhong, Ye Qianwen, and Hu Hui Lieutenant General Deng Lijun to help him down. After that, several people helped Deng Lijun to go to Hu Huizhong's room together.

On the way, Lin Qingxia explained to Deng Lijun in a low voice: "At that time, A Cun and I were breaking up... I didn't mean to lie to you."

Deng Lijun didn't speak. After experiencing the absurd things last night, she really didn't know what to say. She didn't even know what she was thinking?

Seeing that Deng Lijun did not speak, Lin Qingxia did not continue the topic.

when changing clothes.

After slowing down a bit, Zhong Chuhong blamed himself: "Why... this doesn't look like what I did? I blame Xu Cun for that bastard! I have to ask him to settle the account!"

"It's a big New Year's Eve, and he escaped from death again, so please forgive him once." Hu Huizhong advised Zhong Chuhong.

"Brother Cun treats more than a dozen of us alone, and we are all wiped out! Brother Cun is really amazing!" Ye Qianwen said with a fascination.

After a while, Ye Qianwen lowered her voice and said to Zhong Chuhong, "Sister Hong, does it hurt under you? Why do I feel a little pain under me? And... and the back."

The tall Ye Qianwen felt the pain, and the relatively short Zhong Chuhong naturally felt more pain, but Zhong Chuhong said stubbornly: "I'm almost watching the fun, of course it doesn't hurt anymore, it's not as active as you are!"

"No, Sister Hong, I remember that you were very proactive! In order to attract Brother Cun's attention, you were still scratching your head on the sofa, and..." Ye Qianwen told the truth mercilessly.

"Awen, if you keep doing this, you will have no friends." Zhong Chuhong, whose face was flushed red, threatened Ye Qianwen.

"Oh... Maybe I remembered it wrong. That person should be the new one, not you, Sister Hong." Ye Qianwen immediately changed her tune.

The girls were all looking for clothes by the closet, so others could naturally hear what Zhong Chuhong and Ye Qianwen said, including what Ye Qianwen said in a low voice.

After listening to this conversation between Zhong Chuhong and Ye Qianwen, Lin Qingxia, Hu Huizhong, and Deng Lijun couldn't help but laugh.

Lin Qingxia took the opportunity to say to Deng Lijun: "It's interesting to have more people. Since living with them, I found that I am much happier than before."

After listening to Lin Qingxia's words of persuasion, Deng Lijun was thoughtful.

In Wen Bixia's room.

Zhao Yazhi, Li Saifeng, Luo Meiwei, Wen Bixia, He Chaoqiong, Mei Yanfang, Mei Aifang, Xixie Meizhizi, including Li Jianqun are all here.

"A Xia, you have a lot of clothes!" Luo Meiwei said while looking for clothes.

"All my money is spent on these things. Naturally, it's much more. If I buy a mansion like you~www.wuxiamtl.com~ I will definitely not be able to buy these clothes." Wen Bixia said while putting on clothes.

"One, two, three...Eight, nine. Not counting you, there are nine people, and your loss this time is not small!" Said Michiko of the Western Association.

"These are all public funds. I'll find Brother Cun for reimbursement later... By the way, why did you come to me?" Wen Bixue said.

"It's more lively, Ah Xia, do I look good in this skirt?" Saitoshi Michiko said with a purple skirt.

"The new one, you should look good in this skirt." Wen Bixia took the skirt from Michiko of the Western Association and handed it to Li Jianqun.

"I found this!" Western Association Michiko protested.

"Don't know how to take care of the newcomer? You're embarrassed to pick out the clothes yourself if you haven't seen her?" Wen Bixue said.

"My name is Xixie Michiko, you can just call me Michiko. You should look pretty in this skirt." Xixie Michiko waved to Li Jianqun.

"Thank you! My name is Li Jianqun." Li Jianqun said.

After Li Jianqun took over the skirt, Wen Bixia hesitated for a while, and apologized, "I'm sorry about what happened yesterday, I'm too worried about Brother Cun!"

"Forgive me!" Mei Yanfang also said.

"I'm sorry, my tone was a little heavy yesterday!" Luo Meiwei followed up.

"They are all concerned and messed up, don't take it to your heart." He Chaoqiong said in a roundabout way.

"They are all warm-hearted, you'll know later." Zhao Yazhi also smoothed out.

Mei Aifang nodded gently to Li Jianqun, in line with He Chaoqiong and Zhao Yazhi.

Wen Bixia and Michiko of the Western Association made clothes, Wen Bixia, Mei Yanfang, and Luo Meiwei apologized one after another, and He Chaoqiong, Zhao Yazhi, and Mei Aifang made a round, which made Li Qunjian warm her heart and said: "So, these people are not It's so hard to deal with!"

...

(To be continued.)

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