Rebirth of the National Male God

[Si Huang! Secretary Huang! Secretary Huang! Secretary Huang! 】

Si Huang felt that not long after he fell asleep, he was awakened by the noise in his head.

She rolled over.

boom!

"Hiss." Forgot that he was lying on the sofa and fell asleep. Si Huang sitting on the ground rubbed his head annoyedly, "Five Treasures, shut up! Mouth!"

Wubao was captured by her dangerous tone.

Si Huang took out his mobile phone to check the time, and he really didn't sleep for long, only one o'clock in the afternoon.

[What hasn't been for long, look at the date! date! 】

"Wubao, don't peep into my thoughts without authorization, when I don't want you to know." Si Huang said lightly, and at the same time looked at the date of the phone following what Wubao said.

2016, September, 25.

"Huh?" Si Huang remembered that the audition day was clearly September 24.

[Yes! That's it! You slept all day! 】

"No wonder you are so hungry." Si Huang felt fortunate that she could sleep all day, knowing that she hadn't had a good night's sleep in the previous three days, and she was tortured by nightmares every night. Press a series of numbers from the mobile phone, and after the call is connected: "Please bring a dinner with you when you come. The address is No. 21, Jinglan Shijia Villa District. By the way, remember to bring a credit card machine."

[Sihuang...] Wubao's low voice is like a deep-bodied woman.

Si Huang laughed. "Let's talk, what's the matter?" He walked to the bathroom.

In the shower, the five treasures' excited words sounded in my mind: [Faith! It's up again! It's up again! There is also a shiny golden faith inside! Is this done by the artifact you said called the network again? What is the network? You tell me! 】

Si Huang asked in return: "The faith value is also divided into colors?"

Wubao proud. [That is, look. 】

A translucent crystal ball appeared in Si Huang's perspective, with a large number of small pink dots floating in it. In the small pink dots, a golden flashing dot and a dozen black dots were particularly conspicuous.

Si Huang looked down and noticed that the number was also marked under the crystal ball.

gold 1

Powder: 16205

Black: 13

"How did you do it?" Si Huang poked his finger at the crystal ball and penetrated.

Five Treasures: [This is the benefit of Faith Points. Seeing that you earn Faith Points so vigorously, I don’t dare to use any small abilities. 】

Si Huang turned off the shower switch, shook his hair, put on the unpacked bathrobe in the cabinet, and walked out while tightening the belt, "Gold means stability, pink means ups and downs, and black means I want to die. "

Five Treasures Sparta: [...you, how do you know! ? 】

Si Huang shook his head without explaining, and aroused the infinite curiosity of the Five Treasures. As soon as he wanted to know, he was deprived of all thoughts by Si Huang's next sentence.

"Go, take you to recognize the artifact."

*

The desktop computer is a model from more than ten years ago, although it looks older, the speed of the Internet is no problem.

Si Huang opened Du Niang, thinking that one day should be almost time. Sure enough, after searching for ‘Sihuang’ by keywords, a series of regulations appeared on Maodu (1 Remark).

Fingers with well-knotted joints casually clicked on the keyboard, and the light from the computer screen illuminates Si Huang's white face with some drops of water. She mainly checked the situation of the Huaxing Arts School Network Forum, and saw that it was refined by the administrator, topped to the top, showing a few hot gossips, and her blushing lips rose.

[The biggest dark horse in the "Royal Way" audition! The most perfect boy in history! Can you dare to fight? 】

[The campus is surprised to see a peerless beauty! Male god, please kneel and lick! I want to give you a monkey! 】

[Modern version of the real record of the brothers in the house! Si Huang plastic surgery! Shame the man's face! 】

Si Huang looked at each article with great interest, and clicked on the first one. The first page of the host only contains a series of "Ah ah ah ah!" self monologue, which is enough to show the host’s mood and incoherent speech, and enough to let people know the host. Definitely a girl.

Below is a video of Si Huang's audition in the performance classroom yesterday.

Maybe it’s not a good place to shoot the girls, the shots are still a bit shaky, and the pictures are not perfect. But what is surprising is that the pixels of the mobile phone are high enough to capture the young boy on the stage clearly, even the light trembling of his fingertips is captured.

Si Huang slid the mouse with his finger and found that there were more than a thousand comments below, and the first page turned out to be——

1st floor: How dare you compete?

2nd floor: Why are you waiting to compete!

3rd floor: You are not waiting for fart!

5th floor: Wait for you to cool off!

...

10th floor: wait for peeing photos!

Si Huang: "..."

For a while, she guessed what she thought of, and clicked on the next comment page directly on the bottom row of pages.

Sure enough, as she expected, the reason for this series of waves of ‘Er et al’ was that there were a few trumpet vests in the bad review video, but they were dismissive remarks such as winning by their faces.

The second ha looking down on the world: "[Terror] [Terror] Women are really terrifying creatures! Seeing beautiful things lose all reason and judgment [Chahan]."

But after a while, another comment was refreshed in the comment area.

Seeing this ID, Si Huang raised his eyebrows, flexibly logged in his campus forum number with his fingers, and left a comment in a leisurely manner.

Fenghuang: "I think girls are very cute. [Smile]"

In the next second, a comment was refreshed under her ID.

Caramel Pudding: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Si Huang pursed his lips and smiled.

Fenghuang: "Come here, cross out the erhu dog who barks below. [Ao]"

The refreshed comments this time are faster and look quite cheerful, at least in the eyes of Si Huang.

Caramel Pudding: "Yes! Your Majesty!"

Love Cake: "Yes! Your Majesty!"

Blueberry juice: "Okay! Your Majesty!"

Angel with broken wings: "Report to your majesty that the dog has been crossed out. Do you want to braise it in brown sauce? Or steam it?"

Caramel Pudding: "It's crooked! [Anger]"

Love cake: "+1"

The tender cucumber: "You haven't found it, is your majesty gone?"

Next, there was a mess in the comment area. As the culprit who caused the chaos, Si Huang had left his seat to open the door.

The visitor was a middle-aged woman who seemed to be about forty. She looked nice and kind, with a takeaway box in her hand.

"Hello, I am the nanny from Zhenxin Housekeeping Company. My name is Zhao Limei." Zhao Limei said a little awkwardly. He didn't look at the boy in the door at first sight, his eyes fixed on the shoulders of others.

"Come in." Si Huang gave way.

Zhao Limei's polite and soft voice was stunned, and she planned to change her shoes into the house, but found that there were no spare slippers in the house. There was another helpless voice in my ears, "I just moved back, just come in like this, put the food on the table, and leave the rest to you."

Zhao Limei had already turned a few times in her heart after listening to her actions.

At first sight of this young man, he thought he was a big star. She heard from her colleagues that this kind of big star and young master is the hardest to serve and has a big temper. But this young man...very polite and likable!

"Sir." After finishing what Si Huang explained, Zhao Limei took out the card reader and the invoice for the dinner, "Our company's rule is to pay the bill first..." She didn't finish her words, and the other party had already handed the card to her. Hands.

"I know. This house is not small. You don't need to clean it all at once today, and the cost will be marked once. The master bedroom and study on the second floor do not need to be cleaned up, and don't go in. The code for this card is 336688. After marking the expenses, the rest You take the money to buy groceries in the future."

Si Huang was already starving, and while unpacking the box, he found that Zhao Limei was still standing. When I turned my head and saw the tangled expression on the woman's face, he smiled, "There is not much money in it. If you don't believe me, go to the bank to check it, so it's okay to hold it. Also, I still know about Zhenxin Housekeeping Company. "

"I'm hungry, you can do something."

The last sentence made Zhao Limei dare not hesitate.

Although he was hungry, Si Huang didn't worry about eating, he was thinking of ways to make money while eating.

The card for Zhao Limei was found in Li Lisi's room. I said before that Li Lisi invested most of his money in Fenghua, but he still kept some pocket money. It's really pocket money. According to Li Lisi's worth, the money in the card is really pitiful.

He probably knew Li Lisi's style, so after Li Lisi's death, Si Zhihan did not come to take away the house left by the other party.

Si Huang found two cards in total, the passwords were the same. The former was given to Zhao Limei, and the latter was in her pocket. She remembered that there were about 60,000 in Kari, and she would rely on the 60,000 to make money next.

When Si Huang finished eating and Zhao Limei was still working, she nodded in her heart and returned to the study.

At this time, she didn’t know how many pages were refreshed in the comment area of ​​the page that she hadn’t closed yet. She was not interested in reading it a little bit, and then clicked on the second hot post on the forum homepage. The more detailed one is that the host wrote out in detail. I learned how I saw the male **** on campus, and then wrote an affectionate confession of thousands of words, and finally attached a photo of Si Huang that was secretly taken by his mobile phone.

This post is nothing good, and the comment area is also a mess.

After X fell, Si Huang's eyes fell on the most important post.

This post is named [Modern version of the house door brothers Dadou record! Si Huang plastic surgery! Shame the man's face! 】The ID of the poster that is so popular and marked with the real name is "Erha Looking Down on the World", known as Gouye.

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Ershui: Regarding your majesty, do you see swelling?