Rebirth of the Wild Age

"Deep love, rainy, how many buildings are in the mist and rain..."

"You are ruthless, you are cruel, you are making trouble without reason!"

"Then you are not ruthless, cruel, or unreasonable?"

"Where am I ruthless, cruel, and unreasonable?"

"Where are you not merciless, where are you not cruel, where are you..."

The hottest drama of the year is being played on TV, and Lin Zhuoyun is gnawing on the apple and lying on the sofa to watch. She turned her head, but saw that Song Weiyang was asleep next to her, so she used scotch tape to put the peeled apple peel on Song Weiyang's earlobes to act as earrings.

"Is the TV series finished?" Song Weiyang woke up in a daze.

Lin Zhuoyun quickly retracted her hands, suffocating a smile and said, "No, just put it halfway."

Song Weiyang said with emotion: "Time flies really slowly."

Lin Zhuoyun pretended to be angry and said, "Watching TV with me, just live like years?"

Song Weiyang couldn't help but complain: "I would rather watch Laogang movies with you. Qiong Yao's drama is too hypnotic. In other words, don't you think the three views of this TV series are wrong?"

"Sometimes it is a little bit, but basically it's not bad." Lin Zhuoyun said.

Song Weiyang rubbed his sleepy eyes and said, "On the episode a few days ago, Du Fei and Ruping took the cat to see a doctor. They are not veterinarians, and they don’t treat cats, and there are still many patients waiting in line in the hospital. He began to pretend to be pitiful, one around the doctor, blocking the patients outside. Du Fei directly pressed the doctor on the wall and threatened that if he didn’t treat the cat, he would smash the hospital and drive away all the patients. It would be ethical. Kidnapping said that the doctor didn’t even save a cat, but would he still save people? After leaving the hospital, Ruping said that Du Fei’s words and deeds were very pleasing, and she wanted to teach the doctor a lesson. The most nonsense was that the patients who lined up did not stand up to the two. An unreasonable guy had a fight, and instead he helped condemn the doctor. You said, if this scene appeared in reality and you were a patient in a rush to see a doctor, what would you think in your heart?"

Lin Zhuoyun scratched her head: "I didn't really think about it at the time, so I just watched TV to pass the time. Listening to you, it seems that I did go too far."

"That's two brains." Song Weiyang said.

"Haha, the word'brain' is used very well." Lin Zhuoyun couldn't help but laugh.

Song Weiyang said: "By the way, you seem to be very free these days, always staying at home and watching TV."

Lin Zhuoyun rubbed her forehead and said: "My body feels uncomfortable. It is hot and cold. Sometimes I feel dizzy and nauseous. Maybe it was because I was too tired in the previous period, so I plan to rest and relax for a few days."

Song Weiyang said: "Tomorrow I will accompany you to the hospital for a visit."

"No," Lin Zhuoyun said, "I don't cough or sneeze. Moreover, I have a thermometer at home. I measured it several times by myself. Although I had a low-grade fever, it quickly returned to normal. It is also possible that endocrine disorders caused by frequent staying up late. I have been postponed for several days this month and haven't come."

Song Weiyang insisted: "Take a rest early tonight, and I will take you to the hospital tomorrow."

"Okay, go to bed after watching this episode." Lin Zhuoyun curled into Song Weiyang's arms and continued to nibble on the apple.

Doudou, in the bedroom.

The homework of the young girl with internet addiction was thrown aside, a few computer books were still lying crookedly on the table, and the door and windows of the room were tightly closed. Doudou subconsciously yelled as he typed, "The Corpse King has been refreshed, hurry up!"

The moment the BOSS appeared, the Palace of the Corpse King suddenly set off a **** storm, and various skills were cast at will. Anyway, if you can't beat the BOSS, you can also hit the enemy player.

"Slayer King, who the **** is using PK mode?"

"My grass, I died without even touching the side of the corpse king!"

"Everyone kill the Shabi Master first, and throw Nima's wall of fire!"

"Roast suckling pig, roast suckling pig."

"..."

Doudou's female soldier was carrying a kitchen knife (Jing Zhongyue), squeezing through the crowd with difficulty, being burned with blood by the wall of fire every minute and every second. Although she is only level 30 now, among casual players, her level is already very high, and her best friend Dou Xiaoxiao also often secretly plays with this account, which is equivalent to two people practicing one account together.

The Palace of the Corpse King belongs to the newly opened map half a month ago. Among the things that BOSS broke, the skill book is the most popular. There are players waiting for the Corpse King to refresh anytime and anywhere.

Poor Doudou, a level 30 female warrior, actually doesn't even have a group attack skill like "Half Moon Scimitar", so she can only chop monsters one by one during leveling.

"what!"

With a scream, Doudou was burned alive, and after being resurrected, he rode a horse and ran towards the Palace of the Corpse King.

"Sister Dou, forget it tonight, I have to go to class tomorrow." A Taoist priest sent a secret message over.

Doudou said: "Okay, you guys go to bed first."

When Doudou was about to enter the entrance examination, he had been in retreat and studied hard for a period of time, and gradually he had no contact with the little friends in "The Legend of the Gods and Demons". Most of the people who play "Legend" with her are classmates from Fudan High School. These good babies are academically focused.

Returning to the Palace of the Corpse King, Doudou couldn't grab the BOSS single-handedly, and he would even be beaten to death if he leaned over. But she was unwilling to do so, hiding in the corner to chop off the mobs that had just been refreshed, so she could only pick up the corpse king after he was killed.

"Hey, this little zombie is a little hard to kill, isn't it a hidden monster?" Doudou suddenly came over excited.

Because Shi Yuzhu hired a game secretary to practice numbers, he was already level 36 at this time, and his level was the highest in the entire corpse king cave (there are several of the same level). This guy is dressed in superb equipment, carrying a perverted purgatory axe in his hand, and rushes into the crowd to open the "attack and kill swordsmanship", and at least two players will be chopped off one-third of their blood.

But Shi Yuzhu is currently a lone wolf in the game. He has only a few long-term friends, and he can't beat the guys who call friends and accompany him. This guy's behavior quickly aroused public outrage. He was chased and killed for a few streets together, and finally hid in the corner of the Corpse King's Palace, drinking medicine and returning blood crazily.

Shi Yuzhu saw a female warrior hacking a small zombie, and he typed: "Brother, why don't you go inside and hack the corpse king?"

Doudou glanced at the opponent's game ID, and immediately replied: "You are eating too much, right? So many people can I squeeze in?"

Just as Shi Yuzhu was about to type, he suddenly saw the little zombie burst out the skill book, he subconsciously stood up to pick it up, and clicked with the mouse: Blazing Sword Technique (Level 35).

The Doudou Girl slaughtered the Quartet: "Get out of the way, I burst out!"

Receiving gifts only accept melatonin: "..."

"Get out, get out!" Doudou slashed with a kitchen knife.

Shi Yuzhu’s male warrior didn’t lose much blood at all. He graciously smoked a cigarette and said, “Brother, don’t go around, you can’t kill me.”

Doudou was furious: "My old lady is a woman!"

"He, it's not a ladyboy," Shi Yuzhu smiled, "Sisters, make a discussion. I don't bully women, you give me a bank account. I bought this ‘Fire Sword Technique’ for 10,000 yuan."

Doudou said depressed: "My old lady is not short of money!"

Shi Yuzhu added: "You have no choice. The item protection time is about to pass. I won't give you a penny at that time, and I can still pick up this skill book."

"Asshole! My old lady is never finished with you!" Doudou was almost crying.

So far, only 4 "Fire Swordsmanship" have been released on the whole server, which is rarer than the best equipment.

Doudou ran to the living room, Lin Zhuoyun was about to go to bed, Song Weiyang just came out of the bathroom after taking a shower.

"Uncle, do you have a premium account for "Legend"?" Doudou asked.

Song Weiyang said, "What's the matter?"

Doudou said: "I broke out a superb skill book, which was snatched by a bad guy. I want to borrow a high-level account to get it back!"

Song Weiyang came to Doudou's bedroom with a smile. At this time, the item protection time had just passed, and Shi Yuzhu picked up the skill book and planned to drive away, while a bunch of people on the side of the corpse king were robbing the "half-moon scimitar" that had just been exploded.

"It's this bastard, he's going to run!" Doudou pointed to the computer screen.

Song Weiyang glanced at the other party's ID, and tentatively sent a secret message: "Old history?"

Receiving gifts, only melatonin, stopped immediately: "Sisters have changed people?"

The Doudou Girl slaughtered the Quartet: "Well, I am her uncle, are you old history?"

Receiving gifts only accept melatonin: "Who are you?"

The Doudou Girl slaughtered the Quartet: "Song Weiyang."

Receiving gifts only accept melatonin: "I'm still Bill Gates."

Doudou female heroes slaughtered the Quartet: "I asked you to buy shares of Minsheng Bank, and you sold me the unfinished building of the giant."

Receiving gifts only accept melatonin: "It's me~www.wuxiamtl.com~ It's really you. Is that little sister your niece just now?"

The Doudou Girl slaughtered the Quartet: "People are still students, are you embarrassed to bully?"

Receiving gifts only accept melatonin: "Forget it, forget it, stand over and trade. In other words, you are good at breaking games, but the rate of high-level skill books is too low, I can't buy it with RMB."

Doudou Girl kills the Quartet: "Moderate gaming is beneficial to the brain, and excessive gaming upper body, man, you still don't indulge in it, otherwise you will not be able to make up for it no matter how much you drink."

Receiving gifts only accept melatonin: "Fuck off! I'm sending you money!"

Doudou Girl kills the Quartet: "We have to wait another half a month before charging starts. You are now a vain prostitute."

Receiving gifts only accept melatonin: "Tell me about it. After charging, the map and equipment must be updated. What is the situation of the new map?"

The Doudou girl kills the Quartet: "BOSS will explode level 30 weapons, and the soldiers' level 30 weapons are called ‘Judgment’."

Receiving gifts only accept melatonin: "This name is domineering."

"Husband, come here!" Lin Zhuoyun suddenly shouted outside.

Doudou immediately went over to make a deal, and after getting the skill book back, he chatted with Shi Yuzhu happily, pretending to be Song Weiyang and ran together to fight monsters and level up. The two quickly negotiated. This "Fire Sword Technique" was first used by Shi Yuzhu. After Doudou was upgraded to level 35, Shi Yuzhu returned another copy and added a high-level equipment for interest.

The aisle outside the door.

Lin Zhuoyun covered her mouth, feeling deeply uneasy: "I just vomited. According to the situation in the TV series, is it a sign of pregnancy?"

"When was the last time I didn't wear a condom?" Song Weiyang began to recall.

Lin Zhuoyun said: "You lived in Shenghai for a few days before you went to the deep city party."

Song Weiyang rubbed his eyebrows: "That should be the case. Go to the hospital for an examination tomorrow."