Rebirth

The students heard that Tang Qing was just a little joke, but it was better than nothing. Everyone and everyone were quiet and looked forward to watching Tang Qing.

Xie Wendong is a bit disappointed. He hopes that Tang Qing will be a little rigid and stubborn. Even if he comes up and shows a show to see him ugly, he just found out from his classmates that Tang Qing never knows what talents are. However, he did not expect Tang Qing to tell a joke, who would not.

Cunning, Xie Wendong sighed in his heart.

Originally, Xie Wendong also wanted to encourage everyone to force Tang Qing to come to a show, but it was forced back by Tang Qing’s cold eyes. He didn’t expect Tang Qing to be terrifying like this, so that he would tremble, just like Being stared at by wild beast, I can’t say a word.

This is Tang Qing. Because of the last time he broke through the sandbags, he discovered that the source gas could be released. Later, he experimented a bit. As long as he is willing, he can use any part of the body to send it out, but the ability to reach armor piercing is only 挨The body is useful, and you can’t beat cattle and the like.

He thought of his eyes at the time. Of course, this was not to attack with eyes, but to shock. He found that according to his own emotions, the source gas emitted from the eyes had different effects, such as being happy, using the source of the eyes. It will make other people feel happy, and other emotions are the same. Just see Xie Wendong still wants to do things. He directly learned the unique temperament of Han Leng and glanced at Xie Wendong.

Before he tried it, he smashed the past with a source of evil dogs in the community, and directly scared the evil dog who was yelling at the owner, hiding his tail and hiding in the corner, and did not dare to make a sound. I learned that the effect was so good. At that time, he was too excited. Then he gave a good-hearted look to the terrified dog. The dog instantly wandered and pityed, and he couldn’t do it. If it wasn’t for the last time Tang Qing was scared, the dog would probably break out of the chain and go home with him.

However, although the source gas can carry emotions, but can not carry information, he thought that the source gas can convey happiness and anger. Is it possible to pass other information, for example, let the puppy sit down, but the result is very disappointing, that only The dog does not understand at all, no matter how it is tried, it also makes him know that the source value can only convey emotions, which can be transmitted to the depths of the other’s brain, but can not convey specific information.

The key is that the system of potholes is still unreportable, and it is not humanized. It seems that the system in the novel has joys and sorrows, and can communicate, and strive for the welfare of the host. Think of this word of artificial intelligence. A bit of awkward system, Tang Qing really doesn’t know why the person who created it doesn’t let it bring some emotions. Even if you change your name, you don’t want to ask for it.

Tang Qing doesn’t want to vomit.

“Cough cough, well, everyone stops the things on their hands and mouth first, avoiding the time when they sprayed their faces and the faces of the students before and after, affecting the feelings and friendship between the students, and wasting food, then I If the sin is too big, the statement is made in advance, and the consequences of disobedience are not responsible. Are the students ready?” Tang Qing screams the atmosphere with a smile. Sometimes it is really good to be noticed by many people.

“haha, get ready.”

“Do not worry, don’t take responsibility for you, hurry.”

“That is, Tang Qing will talk faster.”

“Is this a joke?”

The students listened for a while. They didn’t think that Tang Qing, who was not always leaking, was quite funny. Before Tang Qing was only on the blackboard, it was very serious, so open for the first time.

“Well, let’s get to the point, listen to it. This is a series of jokes. It happened in the elementary school campus. The name is – Xiaoming is going to go.” Tang Qing looked flat and resolutely.

When is the best time to laugh when telling a joke?

Of course, it is time for the person to speak.

Otherwise, you will laugh at the half, and the funny jokes will be greatly reduced.

My classmates are also very worried and confused.

Xiao Ming? Good ordinary name.

Why are you going out?

Did you make a mistake?

Tang Qing took a deep breath and said slowly: “

In the classroom, Xiao Ming leaned his head on the table and did not attend classes.

The teacher came over and asked: “Xiaoming, are you sick again?”

Xiao Mingtou did not lift and said: “Yes, headache.”

The teacher said, “Do you have a doctor’s certificate? If you take it out, you can go home and rest!”

Xiao Ming said: “It is because the doctor does not open the certificate, so the headache.”

Teacher: “Get out of me…”

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“No proof of headache.”

“Killing me.”

. . . . . .

The teacher called Xiao Ming to answer questions and wanted to exercise his courage.

Xiao Ming said weakly: “… Teacher. I… I won’t…”.

The teacher said loudly: “Can’t you be like a man?”

Xiao Ming thoughtfully. . . Finally, Xiao Ming angered the table and yelled, “I will not!”

Teacher: “You give me a roll.”

. . . . . .

In the history class, the teacher asked Xiao Ming: Do you know what Li Shizhen’s work is?

Xiao Ming replied: I don’t know his work but I know what he said in his last sentence before his death.

The teacher was very curious and asked what he said.

Xiao Ming: This grass is poisonous…..

Teacher: You go out! –

. . . . . .

Xiao Ming: Teacher, I want to ask you a question.

Teacher: Get out!

Xiao Ming: Teacher, I really just want to ask a question.

Teacher: Nie’s mother hurry to get out of the women’s toilet! ! !

. . . . . .

Teacher: Xiao Ming, get out.

Xiao Ming: Why, I didn’t do anything.

Teacher: Because I have to ask questions!

“haha…”

“Laugh me, Xiao Ming is so cute.”

“Tang Qing, you are so funny, sympathize with Xiao Ming.”

“No, you should sympathize with his teacher.”

“Yeah, Hahaha.”

“Can’t see it…”

“No more, one more…”

“Yes, one more, no, ten more.”

. . . . . .

After listening to Xiao Ming series, the students all smiled a little, but still feel a little bit unfinished.

“Okay, then I will come back a few more, anyway, nothing.” Tang Qing said with a smile

Although there are not many songs in the past, but the funny paragraphs are remembered a lot, just like Xiao Ming is going to go thick. Whenever bored and bored, watching funny videos is his daily life, so remember a lot of paragraphs, especially the later generations are absolutely not Think of, run away from the major event series, nothing to put, while reading the book, he will go down a lot of funny online dramas in the future, put it on the side and listen, there is no way, life pressure is great, look at the video solution.

“Hahaha.”

“No way.”

“Tang Qing, you can go to the show”

“That is, very promising.”

. . .

After more than ten minutes, Tang Qing spoke a lot of jokes and paragraphs, and laughed at the classmates. Every and everyone didn’t dare to eat, lest they squat, which is different from the jokes they usually hear. with. . . . The rebellious paragraph, they are still listening for the first time.

Xie Wendong couldn’t help but laugh a few times, but when she thought of Tang Qing, she immediately stopped her smile, and her face was tangled, her face was flushed, and she saw Tang Qing. . . There is no feeling, to defeat this low-level brainless opponent, cool hair.

Seeing the time is almost over, Tang Qing is ready to end, and I don’t remember much. Many of them are talk shows and paragraphs. It’s not a lot of jokes. If you talk about it, you will be hollowed out by this group of people.

“Well, my classmates, I don’t have any inventory, so I will finally have a brain teaser and find a classmate to cooperate with,” Tang Qing said.

The students didn’t say anything after listening to it. They talked for more than ten minutes. In the middle, they also added a lot. In so many paragraphs, it can be remembered that it would be good. If you don’t let Tang Qing come down, it will be difficult.

“Well, let’s thank the classmates, remember to answer within three seconds.” Tang Qing said to Xie Wendong, things are here, of course, Xie Wendong is coming to an end, no matter what the outcome, he will be invincible. Ground.

When Xie Wendong heard Tang Qing call him, he didn’t accept it at first. If you can let me come up, I will come up. If you let me answer, I will answer. . . Design this word to roll thick.

But I can’t fall into the wind, so Xie Wendong stood up and said to Tang Qing: “You have a question.”

“That’s good, you are running hundreds of meters with other people, running and running, you are over the second place, then now you are the number?” Tang Qing said with a smile.

“I am the first… and so on, I am the second.” Xie Wendong quick witted in an emergency, replied, the heart is good, and at the same time looked towards Tang Qing’s eyes are full of pride, this level, I want to come Ten.

“This has been answered by Xie, who is good, the second question, if you exceed the last one, you are the first.” Tang Qing said with a smile

“Of course is the last one.” Xie Wendong said that it should be by rights, this question came twice, he is not stupid, in his opinion, Tang Qing brain teasing.

“Xie, good, then, the third question, why a pig will hit the tree directly when it is out of the pigsty.” Tang Qing asked with a mysterious smile.

“Because his mind won’t turn.” Xie Wendong answered it in an instant. He usually played with the gang of scoundrels in the county. How could this simple sharp turn make it difficult to get him, which is simpler than the previous one.

Cut, I have never seen the earthen buns, Xie Wendong despised Tang Qing.

“Xie, classmate, smart, well, everyone is good to eat.” Tang Qing drummed a few times with a smile, watching Xie Wendong’s eyes slightly playful, and turned back to his position.

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