Reborn Just To Be a Big Shot Family Freeloader

  Chapter 190 Lao Tzu Can't Heal You?

Gongyu Mingxi, who was forced to stay alone to face the emperor's wrath, was first angry and then relieved when he saw his son.

  The son is still worried about her after all, no, did he come back again?

   But he slipped away subconsciously just now, completely forgetting that he still had a poor old lady, and he had to be beaten up to make him remember.

Brother Monkey wanted to show a smile, but he was afraid that he would be angered by laughing at this time, so he had to say with a serious face: "Father, I have chosen a mental method and a practice method that are suitable for your cultivation. Otherwise, I will share my heart first. Fa, why don't you try to bring the spirit into the body now? I think if you try it now, you will be able to successfully induce the spirit in a few days, step into the Qi refining realm as quickly as possible, and become a real cultivator."

  The First Emperor glanced at his son.

  Oh, what happened to the fairy, the fairy is also his son!

  Just this kid, how could he not understand what he was thinking now?

   slipped quite fast just now.

   What excuses are you looking for to find a practice method, and the practice method can be found so quickly?

   Eighty percent of the time, this kid already knows what exercises are good for practicing with dragon energy.

   Now that you are offering up the exercises, are you trying to divert his attention?

   First Emperor snorted coldly.

   Qi is angry, but Daqin lost him, Fusu committed suicide, the fate of the empire can be imagined!

Isn't    the result that you could have imagined long ago?

   But still good!

   That prodigal son!

   You have to clean up when you go back!

  The First Emperor looked at his son and wife with a guilty face, always feeling that he had overlooked something.

   After thinking for a moment, the first emperor sneered, their family can gather in this world, the previous life may not be the same time and space. And the wife mentioned that the fourth daughter knew the second son of the **** in her last life, so would she also know that he is the first emperor?

   "Tell me, after I passed away in my previous life and Fusu committed suicide, what happened to Daqin? Don't say you don't know. I know you must know."

   Gongyu Mingxi sighed. The first emperor is the first emperor, just a few of them, in terms of mind, who can fight him?

   As soon as his mother and son were exposed, he could see everything.

   Gongyu Mingxi motioned to Brother Monkey: Erzha, come on.

   Brother Monkey: .

  What about my mother who loves her children?

Brother Monkey refused in his heart, but being stared at by the old lady, he could only sigh, and said: "After your immortal passed away, Zhao Gao, together with Prime Minister Li Si, supported Hu Hai to succeed him, and issued a coercive edict to force his eldest brother to commit suicide. Without the ability to rule the world, the government was guarded by Zhao Gaolisi. Later, a peasant uprising broke out. Xiang Yu, the grandson of the Chu minister Xiang Yan, and another named Liu Bang revolted in the Jianghuai uprising. Hu Hai was the second emperor for three years, and Da Qin was gone. Well, my son doesn't pay much attention to mortal affairs. In fact, he doesn't know much about it. Xiaoxun has historical materials there. Should I go back and find it out for you? You are also recognized as the first emperor through the ages, and later generations will call you the first emperor and respect you as the ancestor dragon."

   "Your unparalleled achievements in unifying the six countries will be recognized by thousands of generations. Without you, there would be no unification of China in future generations. You are the first emperor of the ages."

  The First Emperor hehe: "You mean the widow is just making wedding clothes for others?"

   Brother Monkey: Dad, your understanding is tricky.

Brother Monkey shook his head dryly and said: "The people of iron, the emperor of flowing water, there is no royal family that can last forever. The big man who replaced Da Qin was killed in two hundred years, and two hundred years after the restoration of the country, he was again People killed them, and later Wei and Jin were also killed, and then the Sui Dynasty was once again unified, and the same two generations were killed, and then the Tang Dynasty, after two or three hundred years, was killed again, followed by the Song Dynasty, two or three years later. A hundred years later, it was killed by the Yuan Dynasty, a grassland nation. The Yuan Dynasty was less than a hundred years old, and then it was killed by the Ming Dynasty. The Ming Dynasty was killed by the Qing Dynasty in two or three hundred years. That, so Dad, don't be too angry, Da Qin is gone, isn't it a matter of time?"

   Gongyu Mingxi wants to beat his son to death, is there such a comfort?

Brother Monkey can't go on being seen by his father, but thinking about the poor eldest brother, he still decides to fight: "Well, it's really not bad for eldest brother, you can see that you and eldest brother can still recognize each other in this life, how much A deep fate."

Seeing Shi Huang staring at him, Brother Monkey hurriedly said: "If you still want to be the emperor, then let's be the emperor again? But in fact, it's not interesting to be the emperor of the mortal kingdom, right? Wake up earlier than chickens and sleep later than dogs. , we might as well cultivate for longevity, ascend to immortality, laugh proudly in the immortal world, and see the scenery of the three thousand great worlds and three thousand small worlds, it is refreshing."

   "Don't stare at me, my son is telling the truth. My son was an immortal in his last life, speaking from experience! How about I pass on your thoughts now?"

  The first emperor snorted coldly. His son's words actually made sense. Thinking about Xia, Shang and Zhou before Qin, they were really hard-hitting people and flowing emperors.

   Think about how he handled government affairs every day in his previous life, and he saw hundreds of kilograms of bamboo slips in one day. Mad, really woke up earlier than chickens and slept later than dogs.

   This **** described the profession of the emperor in this way, and the ancestors of the emperor expressed that they were very angry.

   Forget it, first learn the method of cultivation.

  This **** is his son, and there will be time to clean up later.

   Lao Tzu can't cure you!

   After the widow has cultivated the way, I will clean up you and the prodigal son together, and beat him three times a day!

  The first emperor restrained his emotions and said lightly: "Okay, there is no need to mention the past life, you first pass on the way of cultivation as your father."

   Watching the old man adjust his mood quickly, he was calm as water at the moment, he didn't know that he was going to be unlucky, and felt that his elder brother might be even more unlucky.

   Could my persuasion have the opposite effect? Can't you? Can't you?

   In short, brother, I really tried my best.

  If things go against your wishes, it is also the will of God.

After    Brother Monkey finished comforting himself, he quickly passed on the Dharma to his father.

   After teaching the heart method, he explained it one by one. Just after the lecture, Sister Lingsu came over with three dishes to eat. Put it on the table outside, come over and invite Dad to eat first.

   Maybe eat something good, and your mood will be bright?

  The three sisters did not dare to call the eldest brother over to touch the bad head, and gave him and Uncle Yujing a copy.

   Seeing the little black ball's little girl, His Majesty the First Emperor felt even worse.

   Finished eating with a cold face, Lingsu took the mouthwash, and after serving, quickly packed up the dishes and slipped away.

  The first emperor then said to Brother Monkey: "Go and call your elder brother, you will follow, and go to greet the old man together."

   Fusu, who was called, was stared at by his father for a while, and his cold hair stood up when he saw him. The younger brothers and sisters lowered their heads and pretended to be quails. No one reminded him what was going on. It was too unethical!

  Fu Su still wondered, what happened? I just came back, did I do something wrong?

   Forget it, the royal father doesn't like him, and it's not a day or two, he's used to it.

   After being stared at for a few times, he couldn't lose weight. In other words, the current food at home is really good. He didn't even drink a drop of soup just now, and the cooking skills of the sisters are also amazing.

   Fusu worried that if he eats like this every day, will he gain weight?

  You can't get fat if you are fat, it will damage his image as Mr. Fu Su.

   Forget it, go back and practice a few more sets of swords.

   The father and son went to the old man's house.

   On the way, Fusu couldn't help but asked Brother Monkey in a low voice, "Dad wasn't in a good mood? Did you make Daddy angry?"

   (end of this chapter)