Reborn Just To Be a Big Shot Family Freeloader

  Chapter 195 Are you more handsome than Erlang with a monkey face?

   Brother Monkey: It's over, I was patronizing and attacking the big brother, but I forgot there was a father!

"That, Dad, we have prepared two sets of this fairy clothes for you and eldest brother, from the inside to the outside, from head to toe, and put them in the wardrobe of your bedroom. When you step into the Qi refining period After that, you can recognize the master. Because it is an immortal weapon, it not only has the function of changing styles, but also protects the body. After wearing it, even people who are one or two levels older than you don’t want to hurt you.”

   This is about the same.

  Although Shi Huang still had a majestic face, he was obviously a little happy inside.

   Well, the fairy son has his own father and brother in his heart after all.

   "Do your mother and your sisters have any?"

   Brother Monkey said: "There must be."

  The First Emperor did not say much.

  Fusu really wanted to go in and see the fairy clothes that belonged to him, but seeing that everyone was posing to leave, there was nothing to worry about, anyway, you can see it when you come back.

  The family set off to the forest in the secret realm.

   Brother Monkey is not afraid of the little monsters coming to destroy his house. There is the aura he deliberately left behind, as well as the aura of the little white tiger. Ordinary monsters will not come near here at all.

  The season of this secret realm is the same as that of the main world outside. It is also midsummer at this time, but the temperature is lower than the outside. Not only does it not feel hot, but the breeze from time to time is very pleasant.

Although everyone in the family has come to this secret realm, except for Brother Monkey and Lingsu who have captured monsters and searched for elixir in the secret realm, everyone else comes here every time for cultivation, and they come and go in a hurry. through this secret.

   I plan to live for a long time this time, but I really want to appreciate the scenery of this secret place.

  The secret realm is full of spiritual energy. Although it is not comparable to the heavenly wonderland where Brother Monkey lived in his previous life, the spiritual energy is lingering, and the scenery is much more beautiful and comfortable than the mortal world.

  The dense forest, grass, exotic flowers and fruits, after the monkey brother and the little white tiger restrained their breath, small animals ran past from time to time.

  The First Emperor sighed: "There is nothing like a fairyland on earth."

  Thinking that in his previous life, he tried all the power of the whole country to search for Sanxian Island and couldn’t. In this life, not only can he cultivate immortals, but this kind of fairyland has become the back garden of his family, which is also embarrassing.

   Brother Monkey didn't understand his father's feelings, so he broke down: "What kind of fairyland is this? It's just a small secret realm. It's much worse than the Huaguo Mountain in my previous life."

  First Emperor: .

   A bad son, can you suffocate you if you don't show off?

  Your father, I don’t think I started from nothing, but it’s similar to starting from nothing. I survived in the cracks. In more than ten years, I have unified the six countries, created an unparalleled great cause, and became the first emperor of a generation. Am I proud?

  The truth cannot be argued, and the son cannot be beaten.

  Unfortunately, this son, the current self is not strong enough, and I really can't bear it.

  The First Emperor glared at Fusu, this prodigal son is really useless, he can't even manage his younger brother, if he is more promising, shouldn't it be his business to discipline his younger brother? Why should my old father take action?

   Fusu: ? What's wrong with me?

Why am I always the one who's hurt? Should honest people be bullied?

   You can’t live without resistance.

   Fusu glared at Brother Monkey, how could he not show off? See what you can do: "You moved Huaguo Mountain to our house."

   Brother Monkey: .

   Hey, big brother is not being kind anymore.

"Ah!"

   One day I will call back and show you my Huaguo Mountain!

   Speaking of Huaguoshan, Qixun suddenly remembered the question he always wanted to ask but forgot to ask.

   "Second brother, is Erlang God really the most handsome in the Three Realms?"

   What the **** is this question? Monkey is very angry!

   "Look at your brother's face!"

   Qixun waved her hand, indicating that she watched every day, and she was tired of aesthetics.

   Besides, second brother, do you have some numbers? Did you have this face in your past life?

  You are the Monkey King, and you are also my idol when I was a kid, but no matter how much I am your die-hard fan, we can't say in good conscience, you have a monkey face and are more handsome than Erlang, right?

   Brother Monkey snorted, and then reluctantly used a question sentence: "Besides the Monkey King, I'm probably the most handsome, right?"

According to the routine of a certain face-slapping novel, Brother Monkey feels that he is the protagonist of the counterattack, Erlangshen kind, with noble birth, handsome appearance, brilliant talent, basically a tool person who belongs to his brilliant life, waiting to be slapped in the face by himself exist.

  Unfortunately, I have had several fights with Erlang God, and it seems that I have not taken advantage of it?

   As the protagonist, is it a bit dereliction of duty?

   Well, Erlang God is very strong, he appreciates it. And that Nezha, he also admired it very much.

   These two are actually the same as him in essence, they are both anti-bone boys.

   It's just that he is crazy, Yang Jian is forbidding, and Nezha has changed from Ning Weiyusui to the arrogant in the back, which is comparable to his thorns, and the expression is different.

   In the heavenly court, if there is anyone else who can make him admire, it is only these two people.

  Erlang God's number one handsome in the Three Realms was reluctantly confirmed by Brother Monkey, Qixun said with satisfaction and a little regret: "Alas, it's a pity."

   Brother Monkey is inexplicable: "What a pity?"

   "What a love object."

   Brother Monkey was terrified: "Don't you say that scientific research is more fragrant?"

  This is across the world barrier.

   Having said that, even a straight girl like my Xiaoxun wants to fall in love?

   Erlangshen's face really did harm to the Three Realms.

   Qixun said: "Little love can still adjust life occasionally."

   Gongyu Mingxi, who had no hope for the marriage of his sons and daughters, almost rolled his eyes.

  Lingsu and Lingyu also looked at Qixun in amazement, thinking that Erlang is so handsome, so that a firm single dog like our family Xiaoxun has the idea of ​​falling in love?

   Brother Monkey has a very strong sense of substitution at this moment, and expressed strong opposition: "Erlang God is okay to be a brother, but definitely not a brother-in-law! He wants to marry you, dreaming!"

  The family composition is too complicated! My sister will not be happy when she gets married!

   (Erlang God: Thank you, I didn’t have this idea.)

  Qi Xun was actually hilarious, but he didn't expect Brother Monkey to object: "No, second brother, you are wrong, love is free!"

   Brother Monkey: "We have to pay attention to the right match."

   Qixun looked at her second brother resentfully: "Second brother, you have changed, I didn't expect you to have the idea of ​​being in the right position!"

   The right match is a ghost, am I talking about the right match? I was quite upset when I thought that my family Xiaoxun was looking for someone. Brother Monkey said: "Anyway, Erlang can't do it. That guy has a cold face all day long, like everyone in the Three Realms owes him eight million top-quality spirit stones."

   As soon as these words came out, the whole family except him, including Fusu, gave His Majesty the First Emperor a glance.

   His Majesty the First Emperor: ?

  Oh, what's wrong with my cold face? Besides, am I cold? I am not angry!

   Also, at a young age, what are you talking about getting married!

   "Parents' orders, matchmakers' words, listen to what you are saying? It's ridiculous! Shut me up!"

  Nanhiro suddenly felt that it was really not easy to maintain the current harmony in his family.

   (end of this chapter)