Reborn Just To Be a Big Shot Family Freeloader

  Chapter 455 Dead Daoist Friends Don't Die Poor Daoist

  Ling Ze said: "My little sister Xun said that."

  Lingze was unconvinced and wanted to talk to his father about the story of Emperor Yan's battle with the Yellow Emperor, so Qixun quickly put Babai into his arms: "Come and take Babai to Aunt Wu."

   And Babai: "Be with Lingze, don't run around. You can't hurt anyone!"

  Lingze was overjoyed and rushed out of the house with Babai in his arms.

  Yonglou heard Qixun say something that couldn't hurt anyone, and said in surprise, "Can you really eat iron? So powerful?"

   Qixun smiled and said, "Anyway, except for the second brother, no one can beat her." The little white tiger is not a human being, so it is not included in these words.

   As for those who do not eat iron, I have never fed her iron.

Fifth Uncle was a little relieved: "What kind of iron-eating beast, it's really good looking, I'm still afraid that it will be like this, and it will attract people's attention when going out, and tens of thousands of people ask people to **** it, it will not be good, Lingze is a child I can't protect it."

   Qixun chuckled: "Uncle Fifth, you are still worried that she will slap her with one paw, and the person who robs her will be turned into a cake."

  It’s good to be fine at home, but it’s not good to hurt others. Fifth Uncle was even more worried: "Won't it really hurt people?"

   Fusu glared at Qixun and explained to his fifth uncle: "It's okay, Babai is very docile," but she was actually lazy, "If someone really robs her, at most she will run back by herself."

What   Fusu didn't say was that the **** was just to return it, as long as it was not malicious, Babai didn't bother to pay attention to it. Usually don't provoke her when she eats bamboo fruit, if Babai can ignore it, he will lose.

   If you really want to hurt her, it's your own fault for being beaten. .

   On this point, Fusu and his fourth sister were in exactly the same position.

   But, having said that, Fusu decided to take it easy, after all, Babai, a naive little guy, always surprises people.

   patted Wuxingling's little tiger's head, Fusu smiled and said, "Stop eating melon seeds, go look at some Lingze and Babai."

  Five Elements Spirits: Did you eat melon and eat yourself again?

  The Five Elements Spirit resigned to their fate and put away the seeds and ran out. This is what the brothers and sisters said, do those who are able work harder?

  The fifth uncle was still dumbfounded: "No, does the little white tiger really understand human words?"

   I don't know where these children got these strange, but extraordinary pets.

   Really little white tiger couldn't help rolling his eyes, thinking to himself, not only can I understand human words and characters, but I can also speak English.

   Teaching English is mainly about Qixunfang’s loyalty to the future. If one day, parents, siblings, need to pass some secret news, if they know English, others don’t understand it, but they can understand it at a glance, which is very convenient.

   Of course, she who had learned Morse code out of interest, taught Morse code too.

   Anyway, it is not wrong to increase knowledge in all aspects and angles.

  The fifth uncle got back to business and asked about the little fifth master getting married.

   After listening to the arrangement of the fifth master, the fifth uncle nodded: "There are two old people, the old man and the patriarch, and the marriage can always be done properly for you, the fifth uncle.

  Since the date has been set, I will ask for leave in those few days to help come out to socialize.

   If you need help with anything, you can just ask.

  How did you plan the wedding reception? Two days ago, my wife also told me that you are married, Xiao Wushu, and the dim sum used in the wedding banquet will be delivered by my dim sum shop. When I go back and let the little five aunt meet my relatives, just give us a big red envelope. "

  Lingqi also said: "I'm afraid I can't find a younger brother of the same generation to welcome Xiao Lang, so we have to come forward. At that time, I will give Xiao Wuye to greet the relatives.

   In addition, I also packed the candy that Xiao Wuye needed for his wedding. I'm a grocery store owner, nothing else but candy. "

  Little Fifth Master smiled and said: "Sure, I will not push your thoughts. I will give a big red envelope. When you get married in the future, I will give you a big gift."

   Fifth Uncle waved his hand: "Little Fifth Uncle, I can't get married."

  The crowd laughed.

   While talking and laughing, Brother Monkey and Lingsu have already prepared dinner.

   However, Lingze has not returned with Wuxingling and the baby panda, and Wuyi has not been seen.

   Lingyu couldn't help but ask: "Aunt Wu's business is very busy? Usually come back so late?"

The fifth uncle said helplessly: "Isn't it busy? It's not in the shop, it's in the dim sum parlour, and Lingze and I eat out for eight out of ten days. I was thinking of hiring two mothers who cook and wash the paddles. Son, take care of the house by the way, but your fifth aunt has been busy and hasn't found the right person yet."

   As he was talking, the fifth aunt Qin came back, and before entering the door, she already smiled: "Your fifth uncle is complaining about me again?"

   Fifth Uncle hurriedly said, "Don't dare!"

   The Fusu brothers and sisters got up when they heard the sound, and said hello to Qin who entered the door.

   Qin Shi was very happy to see his nephew and niece, especially seeing Qixun and Brother Monkey.

   I first said hello to the fifth master, and then said to Qixun and Brother Monkey: "Last time you went back to your hometown with your fifth uncle because of your mother's happy event, but we didn't see your brother and sister.

  Su Er said that the two of you have something to go out, and I still feel sorry for it. I was just saying that I would send someone a letter to my house, asking you to come and play when you come back. I don’t want to see you today.

   As soon as I heard Lingze say you are here, I hurried back. Oh, Xiao Xunke has grown a lot taller and looks better. Hao Er is more handsome. Your mother didn't say to find a daughter-in-law for you in the capital? "

   Brother Monkey scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "The big brother and the second and third cousins ​​are not married, and the eldest brother has not said that they are married. Which round should I get?"

   Qin smirked: "I don't believe that my nephew is so handsome, and the gods in the sky are nothing more than that. Chaoge City doesn't have such a discerning father-in-law and mother-in-law, and you like my nephew such a good son-in-law?"

   Fusu and Lingqi were innocently implicated, and both stared at Brother Monkey.

   Brother Monkey said in his heart, I am a dead Taoist friend and immortal poor Taoist. Isn’t my brother used to fight against lightning?

The fifth uncle stood firmly on the side of his wife: "It's time to talk about marriage. Our grandfather is also planning to hold a great-great-grandson. Five generations are in the same family, and the world is a blessing. You brothers, you must let the old grandfather enjoy the life of the five generations. Tang, will you meet his great-great-grandson?"

  Lingqi hurriedly said, "You have to send a letter to Big Brother first."

   Fusu felt that this topic should not continue. The big brother is far away in the capital, so obviously he can't be blamed.

   "What about Aunt Wu, Lingze and Xiaobaihu?"

   "In the back, Little White Tiger and that what, yes, Panda, Lingze brought them into the shop, and they attracted a circle of people, and all the snacks left in the shop were sold out at once."

   As he was talking, Lingze chased Babai and Xiaobaihu into the courtyard.

   Brother Monkey waved his hand: "Let's have dinner."

   Now that the weather is hot, the table is placed under the blooming acacia tree in the yard.

   Looking at the large table of dishes, Aunt Wu sighed: "My family's Hao'er and Su'er's cooking skills, in the future, I don't know which girl will be cheaper!

  Speaking of which, I gave some of the seafood you sent earlier to relatives and friends I know well, and they all said yes. He also asked me where I bought it, haha, I said it was given by my nephew and niece, but these people actually wanted to eat it, and I was not willing to give it any more. There's a lot left now. "

  When Brother Monkey sent it, it was packed in a box and banned. As long as the box is not opened, it can be kept fresh all the time, and it is not afraid of spoilage.

   Qin Shi still wants to keep a part of it, and eat it during the New Year's banquet, why would you want to give it away?

   Brother Monkey said: "We still have a lot here, don't be reluctant to eat it, auntie, I'll save some for you tomorrow."

   Qin waved his hand: "I usually eat something with your fifth uncle and Lingze. Why do you need so much? You can keep it for yourself."

  When everyone was seated, Brother Monkey took out a jar of wine.

   (end of this chapter)