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For the dangers of the world of cultivating immortals, the little palace master has a deeper understanding than Chu Ge.

As a Nascent Soul, her father certainly has many enemies in the world of cultivating immortals. The enemies also have many minions, and the minions have many despicable and shameless methods, which are not inferior to the person in front of him.

Now, a few guards are dead, scattered, and alone, she really does not dare to run around in the world of cultivating immortals.

The little palace master bit her lip lightly, and said anxiously: "Then what are you going to do with me?"

"Before we deal with you, we must be clear about one thing - we didn't catch you to Earth on purpose, but you came here in a daze. In this matter, the Earth Alliance has no responsibility."

Chu Ge paused, and said, "Since your father is the lord of Fengyu Immortal Palace, I think you are very clear about the consequences if someone sneaks into Fengyu Immortal Palace without invitation?"

The little palace master seemed to have thought of the "consequences" and shivered deeply.

"And, after you traveled to Earth, you did a lot of illegal and criminal things."

Chu Ge followed the prompts on the lens and said seriously, "You and two other criminals almost ate up a food store, and even stole ten hangs of sauced meat and five sauced ducks that the residents hung out to dry on the balcony. Twelve skewers of zongzi, hey, I even ate a ham, it's enough to eat!"

The little palace master became shy again, and said in embarrassment: "I, we are hungry."

"Moreover, you also damaged a car and turned it upside down at 180 degrees. Although the passengers inside were wearing seat belts and were fine, they were severely frightened and clamored for compensation for mental damage. .”

Chu Ge continued, "Later, when the traffic police came to deal with it, you even threw the motorcycle of the traffic policeman's uncle onto the roof and smashed a trailer. Do you admit all these crimes?"

"this,

It's not my fault! "

The little palace master blushed, and argued, "It was the bad guy who hit me with... a thunderbolt car first. After the collision, he saw that I was lying on the ground motionless, so he simply ran away. If he was replaced by an ordinary person, he might have already been killed by him." I was killed by the collision, and I couldn't get angry, so I caught up with him and asked him what happened.

"His car wasn't completely overturned by me. He was already drunk, and saw me trotting all the way to catch up with him, and argued with him through the car window. He was so frightened that he couldn't control the thunderbolt car. Just flipped over on all fours."

"nonsense!"

Chu Ge had the upper hand, glaring, and resolutely attacked the arrogance of the immortal cultivators, "In the middle of the night, it was raining lightly, you were wearing white clothes like a mosquito net, your head was covered with blood, and you were running faster than a car—you can think about it, and you won't be afraid , I thought I had hit a ghost!"

"I……"

The little palace master lowered his head, "I can pay."

"Of course you have to pay. The bills have been calculated for you. Don't worry, I will never wrong you. Those sauced ducks and rice dumplings are only charged at cost."

Chu Ge slowed down his tone a little, "But it's not just about money, it's about your highly dangerous matter—we can't just let you out and run around in the streets, and let you steal the people's ham and sauce again. Eat ducks and rice dumplings, and of course you can't let you just play around with the car.

"So, can you guarantee that you will be honest and honest after you go out, and you will never do anything wrong, let alone kill people and set fires casually?"

The little palace lord frowned deeply: "I'm not an evil heretic, I need to sacrifice bones or living souls to cultivate, so why should I kill people and set fire to them? Anyway, as long as others don't mess with me, naturally I won't do anything casually."

Chu Ge shook his head: "That won't work. If others don't provoke you, of course you can't take action at will, but even if others provoke you, you can't do so at will. You still have to trust the organization, the alliance, the police, the military and relevant departments , and leave all contradictions to the law for resolution.”

The little palace master blinked his eyes, not understanding.

"The police are the yamen servants, the soldiers, the six gates, the court eagle... the court confidants!"

Chu Ge said, "By the way, do you have imperial courts and yamen servants in the realm of cultivating immortals and Luofeng Mountain?\

,""There are, but most of the yamen servants are mortals, even the emperor's old son of a small court, there is nothing unusual."

The little palace master's eyes widened, "Could it be that the disputes between immortal cultivators on the earth must be resolved by mortal yamen servants?"

Chu Ge thought for a while, then nodded: "Probably that's what it means."

The little palace master blinked, puzzled and said: "The cultivators of immortals are going to be supervised by mortal yamen servants, so why are you still cultivating immortals?"

"We don't call it Xiuxian, we call it Awakening. It means having a higher level of consciousness, mastering advanced ideas and scientific skills, being the leader of the people, leading everyone to create a happy life together, and heading towards a better future."

Chu Ge said, "Forget it, these principles can't be explained to you for a while, anyway, there are rules in different places, so you just say, can you abide by it!"

The little palace master thought for a while, gritted his teeth and said, "Yes, as long as I can be released, I can do anything, then what?"

"Then, you have two options."

Chu Ge stretched out two fingers, "Either, it's business, you are a stowaway who illegally traveled to the earth, and you will be treated as a refugee. The Earth Alliance has two refugee camps in Siberia and the Sahara, both of which are beautiful mountains and rivers, birds singing and flowers fragrant, and the years are quiet. Good place, you can freely choose which one to go to, but after you go, you have to do it yourself, men farm and women weave, and have enough food and clothing—you immortal cultivators eat too much, and the Earth Alliance can’t support you for nothing.”

The little palace master was silent for a moment, and said: "I have read some books these days, and I know where Siberia and Sahara are."

Chu Ge said, "Oh."

The little palace master said: "You are too bad."

Chu Ge said: "Then you just be obedient, I promise to show you 'yes', you don't have to go to Siberia or the Sahara, you can stay comfortably in Lingshan City and live like ordinary Lingshan citizens - we will give you a green card, the truth is On the Internet, there are many friends from other worlds, all holding green cards, living a happy life on earth."

The little palace master was suspicious: "Green card?"

"It's a temporary residence permit."

Chu Ge explained, "As long as you cooperate, we can give you a temporary residence permit. In addition to the right to vote and be elected, you can enjoy 80% of the treatment of citizens of the earth, and you can work with cards and application questions. After working together for a period of time, you will have trust and harmony with each other. The tacit understanding can even make you an honorary citizen of Lingshan City, an honorary citizen of the Earth Alliance, and even a real citizen, and everyone is a family with a blend of blood."

This sentence hit the little palace master's sensitive point somewhere, and her face turned red again.

"Then, how do you want me to cooperate?" the little palace master twitched.

"Don't worry, you will never be allowed to do anything that violates ethics, laws and regulations, and you don't need to sell the interests of the world of cultivating immortals. Let's chat casually. Like now, don't you have a good chat?"

Chu Ge leaned over and said, "For example, we can talk more about your father. As an old monster with a Nascent Soul, no, he is a peerless powerhouse at the Nascent Soul level. How strong is his old man? Slap out, destroy hundreds of planets at will, even burn a universe, turn back time or something?"

The little palace lord looked at Chu Ge strangely.

"Are you OK?"

The little palace master said, "Destroy planets, burn the universe, turn back time, even Da Luo Jinxian can't do it?"

"That's good."

Chu Ge breathed a sigh of relief, and blinked quickly, "Then how strong is your father? Can he destroy a mountain with one palm? A town? A hundred thousand troops? A radius of three to five miles? Thirty to fifty miles?"

Seeing his treacherous eyebrows and mouse eyes, the little palace master suddenly became vigilant.

"I won't tell you." She pouted.

"Don't be so stingy, I'm not a bad person, don't use the heart of a villain to save a gentleman's belly!"

Chu Ge coughed dryly and said, "We just want to exchange some information with you, deepen understanding, promote friendship, at least find out everyone's ultimate strength, each other has scruples, don't act rashly, otherwise, you don't know how strong I am, I don't know how strong you are, but when you are really beaten to the bone and hurt both sides, it will not end well.

"Forget it, this topic is a bit sensitive, we can start with the exchange of relatively low-level information - as long as you are willing to cooperate, we can gradually show you a lot of information about the earth. exchange information, the initiative is in your hands, if you don’t want to say it, we won’t force you to speak, how about it?”

This condition is quite attractive.

The little palace lord had no choice but fell into deep thought.

"I think you should agree."

Chu Ge understands it with reason and moves it with emotion, "Look, no matter how many misunderstandings there are between us, anyway, if we cuddle and hug, we don't know each other. We have a very deep understanding of each other. You If you don't agree to me, they will transport you to a higher level of relevant departments, maybe they will change someone, and do it again according to the routine I just did, and make you suffer again, why bother?"

"Who hugs and hugs you!"

The little palace master became anxious, and grabbed a handful of mud and threw it at Chu Ge.

This time, Chu Ge moved away very quickly, and looked at the little palace master with a smirk shamelessly.

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