Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

January 3, X

Weather haze

The air quality today is so bad! It is estimated that even if a person with a vision of 5.3 stands in the square, it is difficult to see the portrait of the city hanging on the tower.

As night falls, I stand in the office and look out the window. There is always an illusion that I am going to be blind OTZ

Because no matter what I look at, it is fascinating, as if separated by layers of yarn. Standing upstairs, I can’t even see the sign QAQ of the convenience store downstairs

Just when I was wondering whether to take a taxi or drive home by myself, the sand sculpture called me again. He said he was sorry to scribble on my wall at random, in order to compensate for my broken heart, he wanted to treat me to dinner and could drive me home.

Hmm...Although this guy is idle and not serious all day long, his car skills are really good, and he almost became a professional racer earlier.

With the idea that I can drive home, I happily accepted his proposal o(*￣▽￣*)ブ

However, it turns out that I was still too naive...

I thought that the smog was so serious that he would drive the car more steadily and give full play to the good qualities of the old driver, but I didn't expect this guy to directly use the road as a racing track~ (TロT)σ The car is so fast that it flies.

I feel I’ve never been so scared when I ride a roller coaster, my legs are still soft when I get off OTZ

Is it okay to drive well? ! What car skills are you okay? !

After going through this, I decided to give him a good meal at dinner, but this guy actually invited me to the Golden Arch. That’s right, it’s the golden arch, the legendary homework holy place for elementary school students!

QUQ Why do I want to kill him so much!

But the guy didn't seem to feel any awkwardness at all. He ordered me to occupy a seat in a familiar way, while he went to the front desk to order food, and the whole set of actions was smooth and smooth.

With the idea of ​​peace when you come, I found a corner to sit down.

However, I don’t know if it’s an illusion, I always feel that someone is looking here...

QAQ Anyway, I'm a public figure. This guy can't save me some face. Would you like me to go to a more advanced place for dinner?

After I go back, I can cook instant noodles for me. Why do I have to come to Golden Arch for dinner? OTZ obviously eats this kind of food is not healthy at all...

But having said that, the pie at Golden Arch is really delicious (~￣▽￣)~ Even if I know it’s unhealthy, I still can’t help but want to eat it~

January 4, X

sunny

I used to know that there was a hangover when drinking, but I didn't expect that motion sickness would cause a hangover.

I rode in the car driven by sand sculptures last night, and my head was still dizzy and vomiting until morning.

In this state, when I saw the "masterpiece" on the wall, I felt more and more irritating.

I really can’t understand how that guy draws such an ugly thing.

After all, he is also a person who has completed nine years of compulsory education. It is impossible that he has never taken an art class, right? ! Why does this guy act like he has never received any aesthetic education? !

I was suddenly a little grateful that he made this "masterpiece" with black and blue ink. If it was changed to red, it is estimated that the cleaning aunt would directly call the police when he came, thinking that my home had a murder case and became a murder scene... and the wall The thing that makes people unable to see what it is is the last death message left by the deceased (me) during his lifetime...

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but find a marker pen, wrote "Wu Yunfei" next to the "Masterpiece" and drew a big arrow.

I want everyone to know that this sand sculpture ruined my wall!