Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

February 27, X

sunny

Today, Wu Yunfei helped him pick up the courier when he asked me to go home. I thought it was something small, so I agreed without saying a word. However, when I arrived at the collection point, I found that his express delivery turned out to be a huge box! It’s so big that even if I succeeded in moving the box to the door of my house, I couldn’t get in.

I called and asked him what he bought. The guy said he had bought too many things recently and he didn't know what was inside.

I tried to lift the box, it didn't seem to be very heavy.

I asked him if he could remove the outer packaging and bring back only the contents.

He said that there is no problem, as long as I can guarantee that no parts will be missed.

To be on the safe side, I carefully cut the tape with a blade along the gap in the box, intending to take a look at what's inside. If it's the kind of thing that looks like a lot of odds and ends, even if I'm exhausted, I have to move the box back, so that I don't need to find something that I missed when he asks me to settle the account.

The box was filled with plastic foam, and there was no way to see what the body was.

I hesitated and took out the plastic foam.

If I'm not mistaken, the body of the courier should be wrapped in plastic foam.

Sure enough, I opened the plastic foam and a super gorgeous display stand appeared in front of me.

How gorgeous is it? Probably even if there is a piece of rag hanging on this shelf, at first glance it will be mistaken for some advanced customization.

This guy is too scheming! Obviously the strength is not enough for the hardware to come together!

I studied the packaging carefully and determined that there was nothing else in the box except the shelf, so I left the packaging aside and stuffed the shelf into the back seat of the car.

To be honest, I was the first to realize that the space inside my car is so small.

It seems that if this guy often asks me to pick up the courier in the future, I will have to change to a new car.

For example... Wuling Hongguang? For some reason, the figure of Akina Mountain Car God suddenly appeared in my mind.

February 28, X

sunny

Today I am still a courier.

Although everything is not too heavy, it is still somewhat difficult to carry a dozen boxes upstairs in one breath. And this guy just sent me a message to help me pick up the takeaway. I have to keep the box balanced while not spilling the takeaway QAQ. This difficulty is almost as difficult as an acrobat!

This is not the extent to help pick up the courier on the way, right? If he asks me to bring so many things home next time, I will ask him to run errands!

"Or I'll buy you a folding trolley." This guy thought for a while and suggested, "You can usually put the trolley in the trunk and take it out when you want to send the courier upstairs. "

It sounds like a good suggestion, but what he means is that I have to move the cart back to the trunk the next morning? It's troublesome to think about it...

I asked him if there is any more convenient and quick way. He said to help me get a three-piece suit for working people: sleeves, aprons, and masks.

The sleeves and apron are to prevent me from getting my high-definition suit dirty, and the mask is to prevent others from recognizing me.

"The clothes on your body are too expensive, I can't afford to pay if they get dirty." He said.

"If it gets dirty, don't you just help me make my clothes? Anyway, the equipment at home is almost ready." I said.

In order to facilitate his work, I specially vacated the study for him as a studio, shouldn't it be too much for him to make two clothes for me?

"It's okay for me to make clothes for you, but if someone asks about the origin of the clothes, what do you say?" He asked with a smile, "Others are clothes designed by well-known designers or big brands with deep heritage, and only you wear clothes that are Produced by an unknown private workshop."

"What is a private workshop? I am an exclusive designer." I said.

Although he always complains about this guy's aesthetics, I feel that he still has a certain talent, and one day he will be famous in the world.

"Famous in the world? You have too much confidence in me too!" He laughed, "Didn't you dislike my aesthetics before?"

"That's because I don't understand fashion, or I would have been involved in the field of fashion a long time ago." I said.

Not knowing fashion is really not my excuse. As early as when I was in college, I was criticized for being straight-eyed.

At that time, they always said that I needed a girlfriend who knew fashion to save my taste, but after returning to China for so many years, I have not even gotten a little hand from my sister except for work or work every day.

But that’s fine, except for pajamas, the clothes in the closet are already matched suits, so I don’t need to bother myself at all.

When Wu Yunfei opened my wardrobe for the first time, he was stunned. He kept saying that I was already the veteran cadre's aesthetic at a young age... In fact, he misunderstood, that is not my aesthetic, my aesthetic is better than this. Worse.

"If you don't understand fashion, you will soon become a thing of the past, and soon you will become a rising star in the fashion industry." He smiled, "Would you like to look at the sketches I designed for you?"

I've long wanted to see the sketch! It's just that I am afraid of putting too much pressure on him, so I haven't dared to mention it.

"Can you really watch it?" I asked.

That kind of mood is like opening a gift on a birthday, with a hint of anxiety in anticipation.

What if I don’t like the clothes he designed? Would you like to suggest amendments euphemistically?

Or is it to make him happy, no matter what is drawn on the picture, he says it looks good?

"Of course you can see it. After all, it's something you are wearing. If you are not satisfied now, you can freely suggest amendments, but if you talk about it in a few days, there are only two ways to choose." He smiled.

"I can still wear my usual clothes." I said casually.

The guy glared at me when he heard the words, and said, "You are going to fashion week, not to work at the company. It's too formal to wear your usual clothes."

I am noncommittal about this statement.

In all fairness, going to Fashion Week this time is essentially a business trip, and there is nothing wrong with wearing clothes that you usually go to work.

"Are you ready for the surprise?"

He grinned and handed a tablet over.

"It's not just a fright." I said.

I thought I was fully mentally prepared, but I was shocked when I saw the design drawings.

What kind of fairy clothes is this? It's so good!

The inner wear is not much different from the clothes I usually wear, but the collar is replaced with a Chinese stand-up collar, and some embroidery elements are added with gold threads on the cuffs.

The point is the outer jacket! It simply fulfilled all my illusions in the second period of secondary school!

It looks super like the magic hunter in the game (～￣▽￣)～

He saw that I stopped on the page with the details of the jacket and began to explain his design inspiration.

"The last time you named the little guy the bitter monster, I thought you might like this design. Usually working under your dad’s eyelids is definitely super depressing. If you finally go out, you must hurry up and let yourself go. . And this time you are going to Fashion Week, no matter what weird look you are wearing, you can’t overstate it.” He said.

He is right. If you walk on the street in such clothes, you will definitely be eye-catching, but it will be very different if it is during Fashion Week.

Although this design does not meet the "low-key" I asked for at the beginning, I can't give any reason for rejection.

"You are such a genius." I praised sincerely.

"It's mainly because you are there, let alone a piece of clothing, it's not a problem to let me produce new products for a whole season by myself." He said.

This is strange, what does his design have to do with me? Is it because I provided him with a quiet creative space?

"You are the source of my inspiration. After seeing you, my inspiration is like a blowout. I can't stop it." He said with a grin.

"Don't say such nasty words, it makes me feel you want to cheat me." I said.

Nothing is courteous, and if you do not commit crimes you will steal. I have always believed in this.

Sure enough, this guy listened to me, patted my shoulder, and said, "It seems that you are very witty. I still have to rely on you for the next delivery."

"Do you have no legs? Why do you ask me to help pick up the courier every day!" I couldn't help but vomit.

"Do you have the heart to let the designer go so far to pick up the courier?" He put on a pitiful appearance, and asked rhetorically.

Well, I can tell, this guy is lazy!

I asked him to say all the things that needed me to do, and don't add unknown tasks to me every day.

He thought about it and told me that there is actually nothing I need to do, mainly to take express delivery and takeaway, and to cooperate with him in the later period.

I asked him how to cooperate, and he asked me to read more fashion magazines and learn the techniques of concave styling.

"When you dress like this, there will definitely be street shooting, and you can't lose my face then." He said.

Street shooting... I feel cold in my back just thinking about these two words.

Although there are always people calling me gangsters on the Internet on weekdays, I am essentially an otaku forced to walk out of the house, and I don’t have the aura of a gangster at all!

"Let's talk about this later...Is there anything else I need to do?" I asked.

"Anything is fine, you can quickly buy something to deal with cat hair." He said, "I don't want the clothes to become'sweaters' every minute after they are made."

Well, I don’t want to go out wearing a ‘sweater’ either.

It seems that we have to find a way to deal with the problem of Yuanchewer's hair loss.

March 1, X

sunny

In order to solve the problem of the little cute animal shed hair, I specifically called the pet hospital, but they told me that the cat shed hair has no solution QAQ

According to their words, if you eat well, sleep well, and feel good, the hair loss of the Yuancheong Beast may be slightly alleviated, but it still cannot be completely avoided.

No way, in order to avoid going out in a "sweater" every day in the future, I decided to take a detour to the pet store when I was off work to buy some rollers for sticking cat hair.

Now that you have taken it home, you can't throw it out again, right? I can only clean up more diligently.

Having said that, I can't imagine what would happen to my aunt if there is no cleaning. Maybe cat hair will pile up into mountains, right?

I can't imagine how Wu Yunfei is doing sanitation...

It was finally time for work, in order to avoid sudden overtime, I almost rushed out of the company at the speed of light.

"Where does the boss go in such a hurry?" I heard someone ask that.

"Something." I said.

According to the information I checked on the Internet, the pet store closed at 6 o'clock in the afternoon.

In order to be able to buy what I want to buy smoothly, I can only race against time.

Fortunately, the road went smoothly, and there was no traffic jam. It was just over 5:30 when I arrived at the pet store.

I successfully found the roller for sticking cat hair and the woolen gloves Wu Yunfei said.

When I was about to leave, I was attracted by a cat toy.

It looks a bit like a children’s fishing rod, with a small wooden rod on one side and a small fish-shaped pendant on the other. It makes a crunching sound when you press it.

If I guessed correctly, this should be the legendary funny cat. o(*￣▽￣*)o

Thinking of the scene of happily playing with the bitter beast, I couldn't help but smile again.

Bought it!

But when I'm not at home, will Wu Yunfei play with Yuan Qiu Beast? He can forget even such an important thing as feeding...

Thinking of this, I picked a few more cat toys that Yuanchewer can play by itself and put them in the shopping basket.

I felt that I didn't buy a lot of things, but after going home, Wu Yunfei still complained about me.

"Are you going to open a cat cafe? So many things are enough for ten cats!" he said.

"Don't you think this stuff looks fun?"

While talking, I took out a tumbler-like thing from my pocket.

"This thing can be dangling with a light force, and it can play for a whole day on its own."

"The cat is not so boring." He shook his head, as if he didn't agree with my point of view. "Why don't I get it over, do you think it would like to play?"

"You can't force you to play this kind of thing. Put it here and you will find it later." I said.

In order to select the favorite cat toy of Yuan Bi Beast, we unpacked all the toys and put them on the ground, and let it choose by itself.

"Essential Biting Beast, I'm eating." I called it.

Little cutie heard my voice and happily walked over with short legs.

"Meow~" It looked at its empty rice bowl and yelled at me with its head up.

Wu Yunfei laughed out loud when he saw this.

"Let me translate it for you. It should be saying ‘shovel shit, it’s rice’."

I tried my best to make the little cute notice the cat toy on the floor, but he sat next to the rice bowl and said nothing to leave.

No way, I can only add some food to it first, and then bring it to the toy after it is full.

Little cutie looked at this and that, and finally fixed his gaze on something in the corner.

Although I brought this thing back, I feel a little embarrassed to watch it having fun.

The little thing actually chose the courier box! With so many toys, it actually chose the courier box!

"It's good to choose the express box. If it chooses the contents of the express box, then I really have nowhere to cry." Wu Yunfei smiled.