Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

Yesterday Ayao told you a lot of things from my childhood, which reminded me a lot of past events.

Ayao has really been a little angel since she was a child.

I remember that there was a lot of snow in Beijing one year, and I took him to play in the open space.

People who often play in the snow should know that the snowballs that are collected with gloves are soft and scattered. If you want to collect a strong snowball, you must use your own body temperature to melt the snow slightly, and then Then quickly knead it into a ball.

Such a ball is snow inside and a thin layer of ice outside. It is definitely a high-level ammunition during snowball fights.

Even if you don't have a snowball fight, you can use this ball as a "core" and roll it in the snow. In a short while, the snowball can be several times larger, and it looks round and is super suitable for making snowmen.

At that time, Ayao was small, and I was afraid that a snowball would hit him directly and bury him in the snow, so I proposed to build a snowman.

We have built snowmen in the winter of previous years, but the snow at that time was not so big. We could only pile up mini snowmen the size of a palm, and then decorated them with glass beads or something.

The snow fell heavily that year, and the snow on the ground accumulated a thick layer, so we discussed building a big snowman.

"I will save you a snowball first, and then you will take this ball and roll it in the snow. The bigger the roll, the better."

In order to make the snowballs stronger, I didn't wear gloves.

"Your hands are freezing red." Ayao said, "Or you can take my gloves."

His gloves are so small that I can't wear them at all.

And it's not that I don't have gloves, I just don't want to wear them because of trouble.

I told him the reason for not wearing gloves, he was silent for a long while, and took off the gloves.

"Why did you take off your gloves? Put them on quickly! Otherwise, I'll get sick and I'll be scolded again." I said.

"If you get sick if you don't wear gloves, then we'll get sick together." He said, "You can't play with me if you're sick anyway."

I tried to intimidate and lure, but this kid was very stubborn. He wouldn't wear anything unless I put on gloves.

No way, I can only choose to use force to hold him in my arms and forcibly put on the gloves.

"I want to wear gloves for you." He said, "You wear them for me, and I also want to wear them for you."

What kind of reason is this?

But in order to make him obedient, I finally chose to compromise and took the gloves out of my pocket.

"Extend your hand, don't move it." As he said, he slowly put the gloves on my hand.

For the first time, I knew that putting gloves on someone else could be so meticulous. Compared with him, the way I wore gloves just now was nothing short of brutalism. As long as I put them on, it's all done.

"You must be especially popular with girls in the future." I couldn't help but sigh.

At the time, I thought this child was simply a natural love sage. He knew how to please girls since he was a child. I didn't expect that when he grew up, he would become an elm-headed head, and he would be indifferent no matter how the girl hinted.

"But I don't like girls."

He said that girls are always sweet and can't play with them at all. It's more interesting to play with me in comparison.

"When you grow up, you won't say that anymore." I said.

At that time, I still had the traditional concept, thinking that when a boy grows up, he will definitely meet a girl he likes, and then the two will get married and have children together.

"Then do you have a girl you like?" he asked.

Although I was not too old at that time, in his opinion I already belonged to the grown-up person.

"Yes." I chose to lie because of my face.

"Then do you like her more or me more?" He asked again, "What if we two ask you out to play at the same time?"

Thinking about it now, the conversation between the two of us at that time must have seemed ridiculous to outsiders.

The little doll, whose teeth are not all straight, is actually discussing topics about girls in the snow seriously.

"If you are obedient, I like you." I said.

I just said it casually, but I didn't expect Ayao to take it seriously. He was obedient to me, and he was incredibly well-behaved.

In this way, the two of us successfully rolled out two big snowballs.

However, the two of us still overestimated ourselves.

The QAQ snowballs rolled so much that they couldn't stack them upright.

We had to change our strategy and pile up individual things on the basis of snowballs.

I chose a rabbit, and Ayao chose a cat.

In order to make the snow bunny more like a pile, I took off my gloves halfway, and when the snow bunny was piled up, my hands were basically frozen.

Upon seeing this, Ayao took my hand to make me a little warmer, but he also played in the snow for a long time, and his hands were cold.

He thought for a while, opened the zipper on his jacket a little, and put my hand in.

"Is it warm?" he asked.

His body was warm, like a small stove, and I felt his hands warm up all at once.

It is said that ten fingers connect to the heart, because my hands are warm, I also feel warm in my heart.

"So you have fallen in love with me since then?" After listening to my memories, Ayao asked, "I have been so caring since I was a child. It's hard to find such a warm man anymore."

How can anyone put gold on his face like this? I couldn't help but give him a blank look.

Although this guy was very cute when he was a child, he cheated me a lot!

Looking back now, nearly half of my tragic experiences when I was a child were directly or indirectly caused by him.

To give the most obvious example, when I was young, I often asked him to help me with my homework.

Liberal arts homework is too subjective. In order to prevent flaws from being seen, I basically write it myself. But the homework for science is different. As long as it is the same as the expression, it doesn't matter how you write the problem-solving process in the middle.

I got the answer in advance and asked Ayao to copy the homework directly for me. Unexpectedly, the child felt that it was too untechnical to copy the answers directly, and he did each question by himself, even with detailed diagrams.

This was fine. The teacher saw that my homework was so touched, he kept praising me for my correct learning attitude, and always asked me to work on the blackboard during class.

"This question is a bit similar to the one in yesterday's homework. I think Wu Yunfei's idea of ​​solving the problem is very good. Let him tell you about this question." The teacher said.

I was stunned and didn't know what to do.

I didn't even look at the homework yesterday. God knows how Ayao solved the problem!

I bit my head and walked towards the blackboard, thinking about countermeasures as I walked.

The moment I stepped on the podium, my inspiration flashed and I pretended to step on the air and fell to the ground.

The people around let out an exclamation, and I lay motionless on the ground.

As a person who has to fight his father in martial arts every other day, I have practiced skills such as diving and pretending to be dead. I don’t believe that the teacher can still let me be in a coma. Continue to work on stage.

In this way, I was sent to the infirmary after a period of turmoil.

The teacher in the infirmary couldn't see what was wrong with me, so he proposed to call an ambulance to take me to the hospital.

Going to the hospital means that my dad will know about this, and he must be able to tell immediately that I am pretending to be sick!

Thinking of this, I slowly opened my eyes.

I told the teacher in the infirmary that I had low blood sugar.

The teacher in the infirmary apparently accepted this statement and told me that you should not study too hard, otherwise you will regret it later.

I nodded weakly, still too weak.

The teacher in the infirmary gave me a glass of sugar water and told me to lie down for a while after drinking it, and then go back to continue class when I feel better.

"Should I call your parents and let them take you home?" the infirmary teacher asked.

I rightly rejected her, and said that studying is the most honorable, even if I am sick, I must attend today's class.

When I told Ayao about this, he couldn't catch his breath when he heard here.

"The homework is written so well, the study attitude is so correct, and the final exam results are so bad... Don't your teacher find it strange?" he asked.

Of course the teachers find it strange, but they never thought that someone would help me with my homework. They could only attribute the problem to that I was not a good test taker.

"I told the teacher that I usually do those questions, but when I take the exam, my brain is blank and I can't remember anything." I laughed, "The teachers later agreed that I had exam syndrome."

"Yes, yes, I have an impression." He said, "At that time you went to hold a parent meeting for me, and the teacher seemed to feel very sorry about it."

It's okay that he doesn't mention it, and I feel embarrassed to mention it up to now.

That was when Ayao was in junior high school. At the end of one year, they had a parent meeting, but the adults didn't have time.

At that time, I was already in college. According to my dad, I had a lot of free time, so the arduous task of holding a parent meeting for Ayao fell on my shoulders.

I know that he and I went to the same junior high school back then, but I never expected that after so many years, his head teacher was actually my head teacher!

That's all, after all, there are so many teachers in the school, and it's not impossible to have such a coincidence.

But the key is that the configuration of the continuous teacher is exactly the same!

I was sitting on pins and needles in the classroom, and it felt like I was returning to my school days.

I thought that talking to people around me might relieve my tension, but I looked at almost all middle-aged people, some students and even grandparents came to the parent-teacher meeting.

Don't they have any older brothers or sisters? !

"Young man, I think you are not too old. The children are in junior high school?" At this moment, the old man next to me started talking to me.

"I'm here to hold a parent-teacher meeting for my younger brother." I said.

"Brother?" he asked.

I told him it was the godfather.

My dad and his dad are brothers, his dad is my godfather, and my dad is his godfather. From any angle, I can say that he is a godfather without any problems.

There is no common language between the old man and I. After a few awkward conversations, the topic was transferred to the child.

He said that he came to hold a parent-teacher meeting for his son, his son is in the top ten this time!

When he said this, he looked proud, and I sincerely congratulated him.

To be honest, the top ten in the grade is really a good result. My ranking was always out of 100.

The old man became happier as he talked about it. He praised his son that there is nothing in the sky. Later, he probably felt that he kept saying that it was not good, so he also asked about the situation of our children.

"Young man, who are you here to hold a parent meeting?" he asked.

I said that I held a parent meeting for Feng Yao, but I don’t know how his grades are.

"The list is posted at the door, or else go and take a look?" he said.

I checked the time, and the parent-teacher meeting would not begin until a while, so I agreed to his invitation.

There are many parents of students in the front of the ranking, which is simply the scene of public execution.

Suddenly I was thankful that my mother had always held parent conferences for me since I was young.

My scalp feels numb just thinking about it.

I finally squeezed to the front row. To be on the safe side, I started looking at about 20 people, but I have not found Ayao's name after seeing more than 50 people.

Did he fail the exam this time?

The old man saw me with a melancholy expression and asked me if my child failed the exam.

I said there were too many people, and I didn't find the name.

"Why don't I help you find it together? I'll find it from the front to the back, and you'll find it from the back to the front, so faster." He said.

I think this is a good way, so I nodded and agreed.

I saw the place where I ended just now from the last one, but didn't find A Yao's name. After asking the old man, he also said that he didn't see it.

This is strange. Ayao is a student of this school and took the exam. Why is there no his name on the list?

A parent next to me heard the conversation between me and the old man, and interrupted: "Is Feng Yao the child you are looking for? He is number one this time."

It turned out that in order to praise the top three, the school deliberately put their names at the top of the list, and attached the individual scores of each subject.

Obviously it is a very conspicuous position, but I just automatically ignored the top row of information.

"It's amazing." I couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

The old man might think that I was pretending to be forced, so he didn't say a word to me on the way back.

It didn't take long for the parent meeting to begin.

Generally speaking, this parent meeting is equivalent to Ayao’s personal commendation meeting. Every teacher in the subject will exaggerate him when he comes in. Some teachers also recognize me, and bluntly I am also a very good teacher. The student of, I was so embarrassed that I blushed.

After finally getting through to the end of the parent meeting, I thought I was finally relieved, but I didn’t expect the teachers to ask me to relive the old QAQ

I followed them to the office, and unexpectedly found that Ayao was also there.

I asked him why he was here. He said that the teacher asked him to organize his learning experience and learning methods here, and he would speak under the national flag next Monday.

Seeing him suffer with me, I feel much better.

Having said that, I am also curious about how she learns, and almost every subject gets full marks.

"Don't forget, I was the one who sprinted with you for the college entrance examination not long ago." He sighed helplessly, and said, "After finishing the college entrance examination questions, we will look at the junior high school students' final exam. It is simply outrageous."

Think about it carefully. When he did the college entrance examination questions, Ayao had a higher rate of correctness than me, and he often explained the method of problem solving to me. These questions in the final exam were indeed too pediatric for him.

"Then how do you plan to pass on experience to everyone?" I asked, "Is it all right for everyone to do more college entrance examination questions?"

"No, I want to write a heartwarming thank you letter." He said, "I want to thank you for taking me through the night."

Later, I don't know what he said when he was speaking under the flag, but when facing the teacher, he categorically stated that I was his tutor, and I taught everything from basic knowledge to key difficulties.

At that time, the teachers looked at me with fierce eyes, and I was so frightened that I thought they were going to ask me to make a set of papers on the spot.

Fortunately, they just sighed with emotion that I went to art academies.

Many people don't understand why I chose to go to art academies. In fact, I can't say the reason is that I like this kind of things since I was a child.

"So what do you want to design lately?" Ayao hugged me from behind and asked.

He particularly likes to hug me from behind recently, saying that this is a position that can bring two hearts to the nearest distance.

I don't know on what basis he said so, but this posture does make my heart beat faster every time.

"I don't want to design anything." I said, "Some time ago, my brain was consumed too much. Now my head is empty and I don't have any inspiration."

"What about our wedding?" he said coquettishly, "I don't want others to interfere in our wedding."

Don't want others to interfere? He wants to take care of everything by himself?

I feel that this kid is whimsical again, and he can't do so many things to death.

Nowadays, ordinary people need a special team to plan their marriage, let alone him?

He is Feng Yao! So many people are waiting to see his wedding of the century! Is he embarrassed to disappoint everyone?

"The wedding team is looking for their own people. The group has undertaken many large-scale events before. The professional level of the team is absolutely no problem." He said, "But I still want to come by myself for some details..."

I nodded.

On this point, I agree with him. I always feel that it takes some different elements to make a wedding complete.

"When I get married, I want to wear the clothes you designed." He said, "Wen Miao has worn your wedding dress..."

I understand what he meant, but seeing his jealous expression on his face, I suddenly thought of teasing.

"Do you want to wear a wedding dress too?" I asked, "What a coincidence, I just brought back the clothes I made during the competition."

His expression became a little subtle, and he said, "It's made according to Wen Miao's size. Even if you let me wear it, I can't wear it."

It's hard to say about the other clothes, but that dress is designed with drawstrings on both sides, and he might really wear it!

Thinking of this, I was a little excited, and I must let him try that wedding dress.

"You have seen me wearing women's clothing, and I have not seen you wearing women's clothing." I said, "If you don't want to wear them, don't want to wear the clothes I designed in the future."

He hesitated for a moment, although he was reluctant in every possible way, but he nodded in agreement.

"You can't take pictures just for a little wear," he said.

What's the point of wearing women's clothing if you don't take photos? It must be taken when taking pictures!

In this way, we both took a step back.

I can take pictures, but I can’t let him walk out of the house in that way, nor can I post the pictures to social networks.

It's a pity not to post to Moments and Weibo, but seeing him so awkward, I decided to let him go.

There are only 0 times and countless times in women's clothing. After coming to Japan for a long time, there will always be opportunities for him to wear women's clothing again.

Ayao is relatively tall, and the wedding dress that was originally worn on his instep only reached his calf.

The zipper is naturally not able to be pulled, so I created on-site and changed the wedding dress to a backless one.

Not to mention, it looks a bit **** at first glance.

"I thought you wanted to cup me when you wanted to talk about it," he said.

I couldn't hold back a laugh.

This is my dad's hobby. He really likes cupping. He not only likes to pull it out by himself, but also likes to pull it out for others.

The first time I heard Ayao's scream at home, it was when my dad cheated him on cupping.

According to Ayao, he felt in a daze that he was being tortured in hell, and said that he would never be cupping again in his life.

"Actually, cupping is quite comfortable." I said, "Maybe my dad was too excited at the time. He accidentally used too much force, which caused a bad experience."

"Maybe," he said. "In short, I won't let your dad give me cupping in my entire life!"

I silently lit a small candle for my dad. He has always been quite confident in his cupping skills.

The two of us chatted one after another, and in a blink of an eye, Ayao changed from an ascetic elite gangster to a female gangster in a wedding dress.

Hmm...In a sense, they are all big guys, no problem~￣▽￣~

I have ready-made wigs here, but I have trouble with makeup.

It always feels weird if I don't wear makeup, but I don't usually put makeup on anyone, so I feel a little confused.

"Otherwise you can put on your own makeup." I said, "I believe in your level."

Ayao looked dumbfounded, and said weakly after a long while, "Actually, I think it's good without makeup."

"No, your face looks too masculine without makeup, not cute at all." I said.

No way, we decided to search the beauty tutorial online, and then follow the tutorial step by step.

"I never thought that one day I would sit in a chair in a women's dress, waiting for someone to make up for me." He had an expression of impenetrable expression, and seemed to dislike the current situation very much.

"Be happy, how beautiful this dress is." I said, "At the beginning, you praised it so much that this is your favorite work."

He glanced at me bitterly, as if he wanted to say something, but in the end he didn't say anything and sighed heavily.

I can understand his thoughts, probably it's one thing to watch others wear it, but it's another thing to wear it yourself.

But I just like to see him in this awkward, but helpless look.

It should be said that since childhood, pitting him has been one of the greatest pleasures of my life.

The makeup is finally done. Although the process is a bit tortuous, the final overall effect is not bad.

As Ayao's facial features are relatively tough, so after trying soft girl makeup, I resolutely chose European and American makeup.

Although it doesn't fit the design inspiration of this wedding dress, I inexplicably feel that the overall feeling is pretty good.

It's the feeling that the big sister has a girlish heart.

I wanted to shave his eyebrows, but he refused me because he was going to work.

No way, I can only choose a wig with bangs to cover his eyebrows.

Without the interference of beauty, the eye makeup is more prominent, coupled with the tall, it looks like a supermodel.

"Take two steps, take two steps to show me." I said.

He took two steps, but his steps were extremely stiff, like a robot.

"Go enchanting, think about the angels of the Victoria's Secret Show." I said.

Just when I taught Ayao how to scratch his head and pose, the Qiyuan Beast came over.

It saw Ayao wearing a wedding dress, his hair exploded, arched his back and grinned, and there was a low growl in his throat.

I can imagine the inner monologue of this little guy: "Where are you from the evildoer?!"