SCP Life Diary of a D-class Personnel

Now we need to do a simple multiple choice question.

Nine day and day angels holding the ultimate invincible sun sword against a sleepy crawler who jumped out of nowhere and sniffed snot bubbles, who will win?

Well, the latter almost freaked Gaia out anyway.

Seriously, I’m not kidding, this thing looks like it’s going to drop the San, it’s cool for a while, it’s cool for a while, it’s going to be forced to be brainwashed by the squid on the ground.

Well, no matter which of the two wins, humans should first find a way not to be killed by the fights of gods, just the size of this big crawl, oh my god, this fart must have the power of a nuclear bomb.

"puff--"

"What sound!?" Gaia was taken aback by the loud noise, and Fulita, who was hiding behind her team members, was so frightened that her hair exploded.

Shiriya was shocked at first, then suddenly frowned...

"Ah, don't worry, it's just a fart." Wang Xu waved his hand indifferently.

"Mouth area..." Shiriya didn't want to speak now.

"Disgusting......"

"It stinks..."

Xia Lao Liu and Hei brother Ma Jia also looked disgusted... Wait, isn't the universe unable to transmit sound?

The pungent chemical composition drilled into Gaia's nostrils through the starry sky and the glass plate, and a strange feeling spread in Gaia's nasal cavity... It was a burning sensation... Gaia thought that his nose hair should have been smoked off.

"Don't you think it stinks?" Seeing that his elder brother didn't seem to care, Gaia asked strangely.

"Hmph, the pattern is broken, just get used to it, come on, follow me, open your mouth, open your nostrils, and inhale—"

"Damn it, you're **** disgusting, stay away from me!"

Suddenly feeling that the eyes of the people around him were not normal, Wang Xu cleared his throat again in embarrassment and then took out the glass ball: "You may not believe me, I was just joking..."

"If you can make such a joke, then you really have something wrong with your taste!...Ah bah, why am I starting to become Yegorized..."

"Okay, don't BB, let's go!"

Surrounded by light, they passed through the transmission channel of the Xia Dynasty, and everyone returned to Wangxu's underground stronghold again.

Who knows what they went through just now, a **** crawler the size of a planet farted on their faces! Cilia now just wants to drown herself in the bathroom.

Gaia was the one who slowed down the fastest. Although he didn't pay attention to hygiene like Xi Liya and even looked sloppy, the biochemical weapon just now really knocked him down, as if he had drunk fake wine.

Now Gaia has concluded that the Angel of Eden can't be the opponent of this big crawler, and this big crawler has this problem just by farting, so what if he still has bad breath? I don't know how many years I have slept in this kind of place, no matter how I think about it, I must have bad breath!

But then again...

"Are you sure? There are still survivors from the Xia Dynasty?" Gaia looked up at Wangxu, and 049 was also standing beside Wangxu.

"Well...can't confirm, I can only say it's possible."

However, at this moment, 049, who was standing beside Wang Xu, suddenly looked a little abnormal. He moved closer to Wang Xu and seemed to take a few breaths: "...It stinks, did that thing fart again?"

"Well......"

"Please take a shower later and change your clothes, it's too unhygienic..."

According to the normal procedure, 049 will also carry out disinfection treatment on the buttocks of Wangxu, cleaning all the way, just like an old man who sweeps the floor.

"Come on... I still have something to do..." Wang Xu's face turned bitter.

"Wait until you're done washing."

"Isn't it just a fart crash? What..."

"This is the plague."

"I......"

"plague-!"

049's eyes started to glow red, and the bird's beak mask pierced Wang Xu's nose, which looked scary.

"Then what should I wear after I change my clothes? You have disinfected all my clothes and I can't wear them anymore!"

"Then you wear mine."

"Wait, where did you get the clothes?!" Gaia complained loudly, and then seemed to react: "I'm sorry to bother you, I'm not Yegor..."

But having said that...Is Yegor okay? Before I came here, I saw him receiving treatment from the First Empire... As expected of the Star River Empire, the treatment is so ingenious, TM called a tiger to smash people's heads with a three-meter-high hammer, What kind of treatment is this! ? Wouldn't it really kill people? ...No, it seems to be healed from a certain angle after being crushed to death (Maozi's intuition).

But, but no matter what, if you smash it, you smash it, why does that hammer still make a "beep" sound? Whoever developed this treatment is a **** genius!

Well, Yegor shouldn't have any problems. Many other Gaia team members are still missing, such as Robert.

As Yegor's partner, if Robert disappears, then Gaia will never see these two people talking about cross talk again, which is really a nightmare...

Of course, for those players who actually died, this experience was already a nightmare, a nightmare that would never wake up.

Thinking about it, Gaia's eyes changed slightly, and Wangxu on the side suddenly felt a chill on the back of his neck, and a terrifying killing intent danced on his back... Well, that's right, it danced It's Little Apple.

"Brother, don't be like this, it's scary, I wonder if your name is Levi..." Wang Xu looked back at Gaia with a dry smile.

"So you have your own plans, right?" Gaia asked.

"Well, of course! But the plan can't keep up with the changes. Of course, I can't take every step perfectly. Any success needs to pay a price! Fortunately, we may not be the ones who pay the price."

"...you **** talk like a **** human being."

"Quack quack."

"..."

Looking at Wang Xu with a hippie smile, Gaia could only take a deep breath in the end, if it wasn't his elder brother who was in front of him and he probably wouldn't be able to beat him now, he would have already slashed at him.

"Well, I know you will remember this grudge, you have always held grudges, but your brother and I are very self-aware, I am timid, you danced around in front of my eyes, you danced with knives and guns. If I have a bad heart, I will be scared to pee, but although I can't give you my disposal, I can give you the guy who took away your hand and the lives of your teammates."

Shrugging his shoulders, Wang Xu sold out his teammates indifferently.

"What do you think your subordinates are?" Gaia questioned~www.wuxiamtl.com~Tools or something else, not people anyway. "Wang Xu's answer was as simple as ever: "Yes, they trust me, but that's because I put a curse on them. From the very beginning, they have become a mass of meat that can only obey orders, that is, It is said that I have played the role of the villain from the very beginning, and I have not thought about things like whitewashing. I only care about whether what is happening now is going according to my plan. "

"What about the current situation?"

"Everything goes well...if everything goes well..."

Wang Xu was silent for a while, and then smiled helplessly. Sure enough, anything else at this time would seem very hypocritical... even if it was sincere.

But there is no way, who let him be the elder brother? He should be responsible for protecting his family. Now that he decides to undertake it, he should bear everything, not for the sake of all human beings, but for his younger brothers and sisters.

"I will survive, I can continue to live in this universe, this is all I do." Wang Xu said with a smile.