Sect Master’s Retirement Routine

2021-10-17

  Chapter 962 Fart? In the   early morning of the next day, Wang Ye woke up early.

It was probably a battle with Ling Wanli last night, which allowed the body to get full activity.

Today, when he wakes up, he only feels refreshed.

The whole person is unspeakably comfortable.

"Hey~"

Looking at the blue sky, Wang Ye stretched his waist: "It's really fun to do some activities!"

"Today Lao Tzu is the first one to get up, right?"

Wang Ye straightened his chest as he said.

Get ready to take a deep breath of fresh air.

pu~   At this moment, a fart came from the cottage.

Its voice is crisp and loud.

It is very clear in the small courtyard.

Then Huang Pusong's painful groan came.

Obviously...

Huang Pusong has already told him with a fart.

Who is the first person to get up?

What am I...

Hearing this sound, Wang Ye couldn't help but lose his interest.

Since Huangpu Song ate the laxative prepared by A'ji and the others for Gao Tianci.

The whole thing became out of control.

Originally, Wang Ye thought he would have diarrhea for a few days.

I didn't expect this is still the case today.

Now that this matter has to be taken care of.

If Huang Pu Song is left unchecked.

The consequences are really unimaginable.

dignified Hu Ben army general, the emperor's guard.

If it is because of his diarrhea, he will not stop here.

That's the Number One Person, the founding of the dynasty...

Mindful of this, Wang Ye shook the head.

Immediately moved towards the hall.

He intends to wait quietly for everyone to get up.

Slowly discuss the solution.

As soon as he entered the hall, he saw A'ji and the others sitting around the table.

At this time, I was eating steamed buns and porridge.

? ? ?

Seeing this scene, Wang Ye was completely stunned.

He thought he was the first one.

didn't expect A'ji and the others already had breakfast!

"Huh?"

Looking at A'ji and the others who are eating, Wang Ye opened the mouth and said: "Today the sun came out from the west..."

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"You woke up so early?!"

Normally, except for Chen Chong, you need to get up early to prepare breakfast for everyone.

A'ji Bai Luhan and Li Azure Lotus are three people.

Every one is a slacker of his mother.

Absolutely does not raise before the hour.

And today everyone not only gets up, but also eats breakfast like a damn.

This makes Wang Ye extremely surprised.

"We don't want to get up either..."

Hearing Wang Ye's words, A'ji yawned, "But if I can't stand it, someone is in the hut triumphant progress early in the morning." …"

In the words, A'ji's face was full of helplessness.

"It's not..."

Hearing this, Li Azure Lotus said feebly: "That sound is really amazing..."

"There are no chickens. He is coming loud!"

"I was dreaming of spending a spring evening with the rich lady boating on the lake, but I was awakened by a series of farts..."

"Listen to that voice Is that a fart?"

"Hooked up is shit!"

With that, Li Azure Lotus took a sip of gruel and his face was full of dissatisfaction.

"It's not..."

Before Li Azure Lotus could finish speaking, A'ji frowned: "Li Azure Lotus, are you disgusting?"

" This is eating, it's fart and shit..."

In the words, A'ji complained on his face.

"Okay..."

At this time, Chen Chong opened the mouth and said: "I've been listening to the fart for a long time, this will be disgusting..."

"Hurry up and eat!"

As he said, he picked up the bowl and prepared Wang Ye to take the porridge.

At the same time, opened the mouth and said: "shopkeeper, is one bowl enough?"

"Don't bother..."

Wang Ye waved his hand, opened the mouth and said: "I'm full..."

While talking, he looked at A'ji. That's it!"

! ! !

As soon as this statement came out, A'ji's eyes went wide.

"No..."

He looked straight at Wang Ye, opened the mouth and said: "Why?"

"I recruit Who provokes someone?"

"Even if you are a Boss, you can't deduct your wages randomly!"

"Just your deduction method, the black-hearted Boss will be dealt with. Tears!"

In and out of words, A'ji looked wronged.

"Should be less damn bullshit!"

Looking at A'ji who was aggrieved, Wang Ye rolled the eyes: "You're still called stubborn..."

"Without the bad idea of ​​your little bastard..."

"He Huangpu Song can vent three days in the hut!?"

In and out of words, Wang Ye Yi The face is upset.

Today was a refreshed morning.

I froze a series of farts in the backyard.

"Old Money Grubber, we have a talk..."

Hearing Wang Ye's words, the expression on A'ji's face suddenly became serious.

He put up two fingers, opened the mouth and said: "It's not bad for me!"

"I asked Master Unbroken yesterday..."

"The amount of laxative he said to give is only for two days..."

"Fart!"

Before A'ji finishes talking, Wang Ye said, "Fuck you, go to the backyard to see..."

"That's the amount for two days?!"

"If you pull it down, everyone will die in the hut. Okay. Right!?"

"He has to blame himself!"

At this time, A'ji shrugged and said, "Master Unbroken said..."

"The medicine is strong when it encounters wine, and the drug has doubled..."

"If he doesn't drink his own wine, he won't be what he is now..."

Outside of the story, A'ji's face was completely convinced.

As soon as this statement came out, the time on the scene fell into a strange silence.

If you encounter alcohol, it will be fierce...

The drug has doubled its properties...

If you say that at first, it is wrong to administer the laxative yourself.

Then there is more or less the meaning of having only oneself to blame...

pu! It's   probably because it's too quiet.

At this time, a loud fart sounded faintly from the backyard.

"Stop eating!"

Hearing this, Bai Luhan put the bowls and chopsticks in his hands on the table: "I would rather be hungry all morning..."

"I don't want to eat with my fart..."

"oh!"

Looking at Bai Luhan's appearance, Wang Ye sighed: "I still ask Master Unbroken. What can I do..."

As he said, Wang Ye was about to go upstairs with his leg raised.

"Save it..."

At this moment, A'ji's voice came from behind Wang Ye: "They are taking Your Majesty to the brothel..."

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"I never came back..."

? ? ?

When this statement came out, Wang Ye was taken aback.

He looked at A'ji in front of him, and said, "You mean..."

"A few of them took Your Majesty and went to the Red Joy Courtyard. day one night!?"

In just a few words, Wang Ye's brows have become a pimple.

Ye Lingzhou brought the sword saint and Zhang Daoxuan three prostitutes to lose contact, which is outrageous enough.

Now you actually have a high god-given prostitute all night?

For a while, Wang Ye didn't know what to say.

After a brief stupefaction, he stepped towards the Inn and walked outside.

"Old Money Grubber, is it a bit early for you to go now?"

Watching Wang Ye moved towards Inn walking outside, A'ji said, "This hour is Red Joy Courtyard did not open the door!"

"Get out!"

Hearing A'ji's voice, Wang Ye opened the mouth and said: "I go to Returning Spring Hall, Find Old Fogey Zhu and buy a good prescription to stop the leak!"

With that, Wang Ye stepped out of the Inn.

moved towards moved towards the city.

Because Tiance Sword and Taiping Sword were too arrogant, he did not bring back to Inn last night.

It was wrapped in cloth and hidden in the bridge hole.

This time he is going to take the sword first.

After dealing with this matter, I will talk about Huangpu Song.

(End of this chapter)