Xiaojia was taken aback by Shi Yan's actions: "According to the analysis of big data, a woman with a personality like Chu Yue is smart and cruel to herself, so she won't be bribed by you."

Shi Yan, dressed in Tsing Yi, was walking on the street, habitually wanting to take out the "Fate of Destiny" fan and fan it. Thinking that he was so angry yesterday, he threw the fan and rubbed his fingers uncomfortably.

He said to Xiao Jia, "Chu Yue is also a human being, she has hatred in her heart, she can't do anything if she doesn't have any desires, and it's too ugly to say that bribing is too ugly, it's better to say that I'm just doing what I like. Of course, on the other hand, I'm true. Appreciate her.

To be able to survive in that situation, to keep reading, and not to give up hope, is worthy of appreciation. "

Xiaojia understood Shi Yan's plan after watching it for half a year, and couldn't help admiring it. He wanted to frantically blow rainbow farts to Shi Yan, but it's been a long time since he scolded Shi Yan as a scumbag.

Speaking of Shi Yan's fan, it is now considered a rotten street. At the end of last year, Zhang Mingcai and others, because they couldn't show off their great achievements, kept it in their hearts for too long, and they were a little psychopathic. They looked at people with their nostrils all day long.

Shi Yan was worried that if they continued like this, they would be beaten to death with sacks when they went out, so each of them gave a fan that he had written by himself, so that a few people who had been coveting his fan for a long time were finally satisfied and had the capital to show off.

In the winter, several people wearing thick leather jackets, holding folding fans, lined up in a row, fanning on the street, made many unidentified passers-by think that several people had brain diseases.

However, with the help of a few people, folding fans have indeed become a new trend in the capital. It has long been unpopular among the gangsters to draw pictures of beautiful women, **** palaces, and peach blossoms on fans. These are all outdated ways of playing.

The latest trend is that there is nothing superfluous on the fan, and there is only one word that can accurately describe the dandy himself.

For example, Shi Yan's "Destiny is Merry", and according to Zhang Mingcai's request, Shi Yan endured a toothache and closed his eyes to Zhang Mingcai's "Rich in the World".

If it weren't for the "rich to the enemy country", Zhang Mingcai would not have to settle for the next best thing, and he would have chosen the humble statement of "the richest in the world".

In short, when you walk on the street now, you can see men everywhere who hold a fan and fan the air regardless of whether it is spring, summer, autumn or winter, whether it is cold or sweltering.

On everyone's fans, the words "talented eight buckets high" and "Yushu Linfeng" are trivial.

Even those who have torn their faces with the family directly wrote "Give it to me"

Dad finds the 30th concubine, promises to be fierce, seven times a night, promises to give birth to my 28th younger brother! "

The key is that this paragraph is too long. This person simply wrote on two fans separately, then took one for himself, and the servant took one. The two walked side by side on the street, and they didn’t give money to buy things, attracting everyone’s attention. After the strength, he opened the fan and openly found a concubine for his father on the street.

This kind of ripping off doesn’t count. Now, smart merchants have discovered that these dudes carry their own traffic, give them money, and invite these dudes to walk down the street with their custom-made fans.

The fan was opened, and what was written on it simply and rudely, "xx restaurant will open tomorrow, 20% off the whole site, welcome to patronize!"

"The new rice from **** grain store will arrive tomorrow, Jiangnan's good rice, you deserve it!"

Shi Yan walked all the way, and even found that the brothel Chu Pavilion was also starting to catch up with this popular trend, and gave a fan with the name of their brothel to the guests who entered, hoping that the guests would be able to promote them in the same room.

When I entered the Cuiyun Tower, I was shoved by someone. When I opened it, I saw a sense of design. The picture was very obscure. It was two plum branches intertwined with each other. When I looked closely, the shape of the two plum branches was like a human shape. A man and a woman, very freehand, let people imagine.

At the top, the five characters "produced by Cuiyunlou" are written in great colors, and it is difficult to ignore.

What's even more amazing is that Cuiyunlou has made a series of pictures for such an ingenious **** palace. For example, this plum branch style has a total of 12 pairs, each of which is different. Guests spend a certain amount of silver taels here and give them away. One pair, if you have a hobby of collecting, wouldn't it be that the **** spends money every day?

Besides, those who can come here will have an inexplicable sense of comparison in private. When this vanity is in the air, the money in the wallet is rushing to Cuiyun Tower, and there is no way to stop it.

He went upstairs, and he was no different from all the prostitutes and clients in the building. No one knew about this brothel. It was bought by Shi Yan last winter, and the people inside changed it silently. The second son of the **** from Rong Anbo Mansion.

The reason is that Shi Yan really can't stand the hobbies of Zhang Mingcai and several others. Every time he comes to Cuiyun Tower to discuss something, he has to keep people on guard, which is really troublesome.

Simply letting this place follow his surname completely solved the problem fundamentally.

This time, he took the initiative to call Zhang Mingcai a few people over. These people were in the limelight last winter, and now some of them are still in the top, and they are floating fiercely. Shi Yan felt that it was time to tighten their skin and let a few people bear the burden. frightened

Scared for a while.

Zhang Mingcai and the others obviously didn't know what Shi Yan was thinking, so when they saw Shi Yan came, they took the time to complain to Shi Yan, "Brother Chu, go back and ask that expert if he can think of other ways to make our brothers stand out? This fan has been made all over the street, it's annoying!

Now everyone has the same style as us, how can we reflect the uniqueness of our small group? It’s not going to go on like this. To be a dummy, you must maintain the particularity of a dummy. How can you let other people assimilate?

In this way, when we take to the streets in the future, who else can recognize at a glance that we are the scumbags they despise and dare not provoke? "

"Yeah, as long as I think of the fact that our dandy group will lose the unique impression in the hearts of the people of the capital, my heart hurts so much! What is this?

"I can't bear it, absolutely can't bear it! We have to change! We have to maintain our own uniqueness, and we have to be at the forefront of all imitators.

If it wasn't for what a few people said was wrong, Jinxiu would have been moved to tears by the spirit of this group of playboys, and wanted to give a few people a prize for the most innovative and innovative spirit.

Shi Yan waved his hand and said, "These are all small things, you can change them easily. Now I have a big thing to discuss with you."

Zhang Mingcai asked curiously, "Didn't we have a good time digging for silver recently? Is there something wrong?"

Shi Yan made a very troubled look and asked, "Didn't you find anything wrong?"

Zhang Mingcai scratched his head at what Shi Yan said: "What's wrong? I think it's very good now!"

Shi Yan had a very sad expression on his face: "So, we have people dug so much money, but do we spend more money on weekdays?"

Zhang Mingcai shook his head: "No, firstly, we have limited places to spend our money, and we don't know where to spend it if we have too much. Second, isn't it Brother Chu, you said that we are going to make a fortune in silence? We don't dare to spend it lavishly. Let the money be made money outside, and it has never been in my hands!"

"Then you say, we buy people to dig money, bribe officials from various places with money, and then take the opportunity to seize the officials and make them listen to us obediently, and then do business on this road to make money, tossing so much, in the end I didn't catch anything, what are you planning?" Shi Yan asked worriedly.

Zhang Mingcai answered as a matter of course: "Of course it's Master Zhang, I'm happy!"

Others also agree with Zhang Mingcai's point of view: "Yes, the world is big, the young master is the happiest.

Big! As long as I can make you happy, it is the biggest reward, and I should put in a little effort! "

Shi Yan choked, and then said with a very serious face: "Who still remembers our original intention?"

Zhang Mingcai: "Isn't it just famous? Our brothers are already leading the trend in the capital, and we are very close to this goal!

I feel very satisfied now, I have to walk step by step, don't be in a hurry, take it slow, brother Chu, don't be too hasty! "

Shi Yan said faintly: "But our original plan was to use our overseas discoveries to become famous all over the world, but now you are making a name for yourself with a fan that I licked my face and begged others.

The two are not the same thing at all.

Besides, such fans are already rotten, and will become outdated sooner or later. By then, what methods are you going to use to continue to be famous? "

Zhang Mingcai was stopped by Shi Yan, stunned for a moment, and quickly reacted: "Aren't we just asking Brother Chu to help you ask the master, does he have any other tricks for our brother?"

This time, Shi Yan didn't get used to them. He took out a booklet from his sleeve and threw it on the table. He leaned lazily on the back of the chair, and said something that surprised everyone present: "Someone is not interested in our gold and silver. The pot is full of hands, and a lot of people have been bought. This is the evidence, let's see it! Wait until you've finished reading it!"

Zhang Mingcai and others listened to Shi Yan's seriousness, and people began to be serious, and they did not affect their judgment on the whole thing because of Shi Yan's lazy attitude.

After a few people had read the evidence given by Shi Yan, Zhang Mingcai said with a heavy face: "It seems that several of His Majesty's princes are all about gold and silver, but the people they bribed are not important roles, and they don't know anything about it. many."

Another person said: "I'm so big, I've eaten everything, but I haven't suffered any losses! Want to please both ends? My lord, I must let him go without food! Leave this to me!

Whoever stops me from being a happy dude is my enemy! "

After Shi Yan and the others finished speaking, they took out another booklet from their sleeves and threw it on the table: "In view of this, for the sake of our happy dandy life, I have a bold idea, let's take a look first!"

This time, Zhang Mingcai and a few people haven't read all of them, his eyes are full of excitement, his hands can't help shaking, the corners of his mouth are shaking, and he can't remember what to say for a while.

Shi Yan lazily leaned on the couch and asked very innocently, "How is it?"

Zhang Mingcai shouted: "Go!"

Others: "Fuck!"

"Let's listen to Brother Chu!"

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