Another weekend, when Shi Yan came home, he found that his old man was happily humming a nursery rhyme and helping Grandma Cheng to water the flowers.

The water in the shower is called an enthusiastic, rushing, small pot of cactus. The old man was stunned and poured a pot of water on top of his head.

Shi Yan couldn't bear to think about what kind of terrifying scene his grandfather would face when he was discovered by his grandmother when he turned back. I can only pretend that I don't know anything and make my grandpa happy for a while.

When the eldest grandson came back, the old man threw the shower and greeted the eldest grandson happily: "The baby is back! Come here, let's talk to the grandfather!"

The old man was happy when he saw his eldest grandson. He felt that there were dozens or hundreds of grandsons in other people's families, and they couldn't match his own, which made him proud and proud.

Shi Yan asked curiously, "Grandpa, haven't you been going to those old friends of yours for tea recently? Why didn't you go today?"

The old man snorted coldly, his eyes flashed, and then he returned to a non-threatening old man.

Indistinctly said: "Some time ago, grandpa had a junior from an old friend's family. If he wants to be a department leader, it is an important stage of promotion. Let us old guys give ideas in the past.

Now that the child is the head of the department, it is time for grandpa to retire and go home to feed the fish! "

Shi Yan smiled without saying a word. It is not a simple department head to allow a group of old masters like Cheng to come up with ideas.

But as a silly white sweet, Shi Yan didn't take it to heart after listening to it, so the old man told Shi Yan again with great satisfaction: "What about our family, don't worry about it, you can stay at school with peace of mind, why? Just be happy!

As for those who are constantly nagging in your ear to make you hurry up and start new projects, it's all farts! Don't take it to heart! "

Shi Yan smiled and said, "Since this week, no one has said these words in my ear!"

The old man nodded with satisfaction: "That's natural!"

After thinking for a while, he added: "If there is still someone who can't open your eyes to you, you should accept it on the surface first, then turn back and tell Grandpa, Grandpa will let him break his leg."

So Shi Yan's campus life was more quiet and peaceful, and even the voices of those who wanted Shi Yan to go to the laboratory of such and such disappeared.

Only the professors and teachers in the school who don't know anything still love Shi Yan, a smart and studious student, so they persuade Shi Yan at every turn: "Graduate your undergraduate degree quickly, the teacher will reserve a postgraduate place for you, and you will just catch up with one. It's a big project, let's study happily together!"

"It's okay if you don't want to graduate so quickly. The teacher can also lower the requirements. The teacher has a research topic in his hand, and he can let you join in as a special case to play with the brothers and sisters!"

Who would have thought that the result of the professors' efforts to persuade was that Shi Yan directly took a major in Beijing University, which is very partial, and the entire major recruits more students every year than Shi Yan's computer department has a class.

Half of them were in the first semester of their sophomore year, and managed to change their majors.

"Damn it! Shi Yan, tell me, what they said is not true! I don't believe it! It must be a rumor, a lie! I want you to tell me the truth of the matter! You say it! As long as you say it. I believe you!"

In the dormitory, Qian Duoduo shook Shi Yan's shoulder wildly, performing very vigorously.

Shi Yan used his skill to escape from Qian Duoduo's clutches, and when he turned around, he saw the boss Feng Leilei looking at him with a deep expression.

It took a long time for the boss to spit out a sentence: "Shi Yan, have you been under too much pressure from studying recently?

I heard that people who sit on the first throne of the grade are more or less stressed, like the former number one in the mathematics department, and the current second child in Wannian is like this.

The grass-level character who used to be delicate and beautiful has completely released himself since he lost the pressure of being the first in the grade. Now he has a physique comparable to that of Qian Duoduo!

We all know you're great, and you don't have to strain yourself too hard. "

Qian Duoduo gave up and spit at Feng Leilei: "Boss, just say Shi Yan, why are you attacking our fat man personally?

Do we want to be so fat?

Do not!

It is life that has done terrible damage to our young hearts, only food can heal our haggard and riddled hearts! "

Only Cheng Yang was calm and asked Shi Yan, "They said that you want to change your major and go to the Chinese medicine major to learn art. You are already going through the procedure? Is this true?"

Shi Yan looked confused and completely ignorant: "No, why should I change majors when I'm fine?"

Qian Duoduo shouted: "Damn it! I knew all this was a rumor! How could our big computer team easily give up on us and go to the arms of the Chinese medicine profession!

Besides, the computer and my long-lost brother are here. I don't believe that Shi Yan, you are willing to leave the brother you just recognized! "

Shi Yan said quietly, "I just took part of the course of Chinese medicine as a minor!"

After all, under the shocked gazes of the three of them, from the suitcase behind them, they slowly took out one book, one book, one book, another book about Chinese medicine and put them on the table.

He clapped his hands and said to the three seriously: "Scientific research has proved that the way for humans to prolong their lifespan is to take care of their bodies from their teens, in simple terms, it is health preservation.

As for how to maintain a healthy body scientifically, it is a very advanced knowledge, and I think it can be inspired by the major of traditional Chinese medicine.

See these books? The professor over there just gave it to me! It's fresh!

Starting from today, you can ask me about any incurable diseases, and you can come to me if you are not feeling well. I will tell the professors over there about your symptoms one by one, and strive to give you the cheapest and most affordable medical experience! "

Three people: "…"

The three of them opened their mouths in an O shape, not knowing what to say.

Qian Duoduo asked in surprise: "Are all of you geniuses really so foresight?"

Shi Yan nodded reservedly: "You can also call this planning ahead."

After speaking, he added: "If you are sick, remember to find me! I'll give you 50% off, the price of fractures!"

The three shook their heads and took two steps back together, indicating that they have their own thinking ability, and there will never be a fan filter that can't distinguish right from wrong!

However, within two days of speaking, he was slapped in the face by a genius operation.

s, it hurts!

It was a very ordinary Thursday night. The three of them studied quietly in the dormitory. By the way, they waited for Cheng Yang, who went out to work part-time, to bring back a late-night snack for a few people. After a delicious meal, they could go to bed with a full stomach.

Suddenly the door of the dormitory was opened very roughly, and Cheng Yang, who came in, was embarrassed, his face was flushed, his forehead was sweating, and he lay on the ground and didn't move.

A few people were startled. As a member of the Chinese medicine profession, Shi Yan was obliged to check it out as soon as possible. Qian Duoduo was already trembling and started to call 120.

Cheng Yang struggled to get up and said in a soft voice, "Don't need an ambulance, don't call the police!"

If it wasn't for Feng Leilei holding Cheng Yang's head and supporting him, he would hardly have heard what he was saying.

After Qian Duoduo listened to the report, everyone was dumbfounded: "What should I do now?" Cheng Yang's situation was obviously wrong!

At this time, I could only hear Shi Yan's tender voice saying, "It's just a small matter, I ingested an aphrodisiac by mistake!"

Qian Duoduo quickly closed the door of the dormitory tightly, and then whispered anxiously: "This is definitely not a trivial matter! Cheng Yang has a high fever and is about to burn people into confusion...Fuck! What are you doing, Shi Yan?"

Shi Yan ignored Qian Duoduo's fuss, and pressed lightly on Cheng Yang's neck, back, and chest in several places. As time passed, Cheng Yang's breath obviously calmed down.

In the end, the complexion returned to normal, and the whole person collapsed and lay flat on the ground.

Feng Leilei went to the bathroom and twisted the wet towel out to help Cheng Yang wipe the sweat off his face.

Cheng Yang covered his eyes with his arms and said in a hoarse voice, "Thank you."

Feng Leilei cared about Cheng Yang: "What's wrong with you? Is it convenient to say?"

Cheng Yang slowed down on the ground for a while, then staggered up, drank two glasses of water, put himself on the chair, closed his eyes, and said in pain, "It's Le Anyan, I was forced by her last semester. Yes, those part-timers can't go.

I found a bar to be a waiter this semester, and she went with her in a haunted manner for some reason. I was really afraid of that woman, so I tried to hide if I couldn’t afford it. I had already told the manager that I would resign after this month. Today is the last day.

Unexpectedly, she still followed her path. She wanted to cook cooked rice with me, but my clothes were ripped off. As a result, the woman was called away in the middle.

I took the opportunity to slip back with the help of the manager. "

Qian Duoduo said very angrily: "Damn it! It takes a lot of men to do this kind of thing!"

Feng Leilei frowned, looking at Cheng Yang's tired face, he hesitated: "Why can't you call the police?"

Cheng Yang shook his head: "It's useless, I overheard the manager say that the bar was opened by Le Anyan's friend, and the police couldn't find any useful information after calling the police, but that crazy woman might have done something wrong, saying that I I want to force her.

If I detect the ingredients of the medicine in my body, I can't tell even if I have ten mouths, and I can only eat this dumb. "

After Cheng Yang finished speaking, everyone was silent, afraid of Cheng Yang's rotten peach blossoms.

Only Shi Yan, from this moment on, felt that the male protagonist was worthy of being a male protagonist. He could rationally think of the best solution when faced with such a situation. He was indeed stronger than the average person.

From getting the help of the bar manager, to going back to school without hesitation, to preventing Qian Duoduo from calling the police and calling 120, good popularity, patience, and rational thinking are all indispensable.

Rather, he was somewhat impressed by the male protagonist.

However, Shi Yan's help has ended so far, and he will not continue to participate in the mess between the heroines.

Then, after finishing class one day, Shi Yan was almost broke his leg by the heroine's show.

I saw Le Anyan wearing a very gentle and elegant retro cheongsam downstairs in the boys' dormitory, which set off his elegant temperament. There were several cool sports cars behind him. Sister Tao and their followers held banners and wrote: "Cheng Yang, let's be together!"

The ground is full of light pink and lavender balloons with rose petals, besieging the city with a romantic heart shape.

The crowd was crowded with onlookers watching the lively filming of the video, pointing and talking.

However, this was not what shocked Shi Yan the most. It made him almost collapsed. It was set by a silly white sweet character. In the center of the heart was a photo with a p. In the photo, the woman on the left was wearing a dark blue cheongsam, smiling. Gentle and generous, with a light chin, he looked sideways at the man on the right with a sweet expression on his face.

It was Le Anyan.

The man on the right, wearing a white shirt, turned his head slightly, as if listening to a woman.

It was Cheng Yang.

But if you look at this picture, you can also praise the skill of the great **** of ps.

But in the middle of the two, there was still a cradle for a baby. The cradle was pink and tender, and it was full of toys that children liked.

This is kind of creepy.

At this time, Le Anyan also found Cheng Yang who had come back from get out of class with Shi Yan, took two steps forward, facing Cheng Yang's direction, shy and timid, but forced to be shy, and said loudly to Cheng Yang with a blushing face: " Cheng Yang, let's be together! When our child is born, we will be a family of three!

Don't worry, I believe that our marriage will not become your shackles. After we get married, you still only need to study hard, and you don't have to worry about making money to support your family! I have everything! "

Shi Yan was sure that under the pitiful appearance of the heroine Le Anyan, he saw the provocation and inevitable victory towards Cheng Yang in her eyes.

When the people around heard Le Anyan's words, they instantly exploded with a "coax".

They all felt that Cheng Yang was just a phoenix man who was hard to eat, or a scum who didn't know what to do.

Feng Leilei looked serious: "From now on, Cheng Yang's reputation in the school is ruined! What can I do?"

Qian Duoduo was startled and said, "It's over, it's over, Cheng Yang didn't touch that crazy woman at all, now Cheng Yang not only wears a cuckold, but also likes to be a father!"

Shi Yan felt that the competition between the male and female protagonists has only officially begun now.

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