Re-recognize the peak

Chapter 2 Erha's Dream

Aunt Vivian went to work on her own business, Lao Qin thought about it for a while, and suddenly came back to his senses.

Raise the head, lift the throat, and complete the adjustment of the vocal cords; raise the corners of the eyebrows, as high as possible, pull the lips up, protrude the corners of the mouth, reveal nine sharp teeth, and wrinkle the nose into vertical lines. The facial expressions have been adjusted; wooooow~~, the throat has been cleaned up; OK, all departments are in place!A Erha who has never lost a fight is officially launched!

"Do you think you can become a god by hanging up the phone?"

"Do you think I can't really see you by pretending to be transparent?"

"Get out of here quickly! Our business is not over yet!"

"System! You come out! You have the ability to snatch men... Ah bah, you have the ability to turn off my electricity, you have the ability to come out!"

Lao Qin's brain spewed out saliva, drew a perfect arc in the air, and then landed on the system screen, frightening the whole process of the system trembling.

"..." The system is closely connected with Lao Qin's thinking, probably disgusted by the picture made up by his brain, the screen scattered into countless light spots, and trembled, as if shaking off the spittle stars made up by Lao Qin's brain , and then reunite again.

"Host feedback verified."

"It is confirmed that there is a bug, and it is being repaired...the repair is complete."

"The consequences of the damage caused by the bug are: the host is in a coma for 1 minute and 23 seconds."

"Compensation calculation begins...compensation result: unlock bioelectric shock therapy."

"Explanation: Bioelectric shock therapy can stimulate the corresponding nerves through the micro-current generated by the brain and muscles when the host is confirmed to have shock, brainstem concussion, cardiac arrest, cramps, muscle convulsions, epilepsy, neuropathy, etc., to achieve Therapeutic effect; it can also actively stimulate the nervous system according to the requirements of the host to improve the host's nerve reflex speed."

Lao Qin closed his eyes, shaking his head and listening to the compensation given by the system, as if the nail family finally got what they wanted.But it sounded wrong, so I quickly adjusted the status and recalled Erha:

"Hey, wait a minute! What is a coma for 1 minute and 23 seconds? It's like closing your eyes and opening them. My life is big, can you make it?! If it weren't for 120... Uh, ambulance in this world What is it called? Forget it doesn’t matter, the important thing is, if the hospital didn’t rescue me, I’d be locked up forever, and my whole life would be over, did you make it up?!”

"Compensation is insincere! Bad review! Negative five-star bad review! Your attitude is not conducive to solving the problem! Young man, let me tell you, your electric shock therapy is plagiarized from the sheep horned animal?! Are you going to electric shock?" I'll kill you, right?! You must have an illegitimate child waiting for me to inherit my inheritance from Qin Wanwan!"

"What else can you say? Treat shock, cardiac arrest, epilepsy, God...?? Neuropathy?"

"What the f***!"

Lao Qin was completely angry!They are all in English!

"You are epileptic, you are crazy, your whole family is crazy! You come out to me! If you can't beat your father to death, you will find a big guy to sneak under you, don't you believe it?! Why am I crazy? Why am I crazy when I advocate my own rights? !"

Standing up immediately, Erha awakened the genes of the ancient Roaring Sky Dog, Lao Qin raised his hand and prepared to become Roaring Emperor, taking a sip of salt soda to let the system know what a torrential rain is!

"Boy, I'm off work and Howard said you can't have pizza tonight, so what would you like to eat?"

At the critical moment, when Aunt Vivian's voice came, Lao Qin put down his hand in embarrassment, and roared in his head: "This is not over! You wait for the system! I almost killed me and dare to scold me, here you go!" Last chance, think about how to make up for it!"

Taking advantage of the time of turning around, Lao Qin's aura descended directly from Shiyu to Daiyu, and then forcefully suppressed a constipated smile: "Vivier, uh, can I call you Auntie Vivienne?"

"Of course, you are only 4 years older than my eldest son, what do you want to eat tonight?" The aunt who is off work seems to be obsessed with dinner.

"I want to drink millet porridge, pickles, and steamed buns!" Lao Qin said without thinking.

"I don't understand. You are speaking...Chinese language?" The aunt said she couldn't communicate.

"I want to eat..." Lao Qin scratched his head, how do you say millet porridge in English?What about pickles and steamed buns?The original body didn't have this word in its memory.

"I can't remember it for a while, Aunt Vivian, let me go to the supermarket with you."

"OK, young man, come with me, little Smith and little Vivier will like you." The aunt turned around and led the way.

Lao Qin couldn't imagine that with Aunt Vivienne's tonnage, she was driving a Ford Fiesta, which is my Chang'an Ford Fiesta in Greater China. When Auntie sat in the driver's seat, the right front wheel was obviously wider.The corner of Lao Qin's mouth twitched as he listened to the 1.0T displacement three-cylinder engine shaking like burning soybean oil, and finally survived miraculously.

"This is a second-hand car. I've bought it for 3 years. Although there are a few minor problems, it's still working well." Aunt Vivienne didn't feel ashamed about driving a broken car, and introduced her to Lao Qin calmly. car:

"It's enough for the kids to take the school bus if they don't have to travel far."

Lao Qin smiled and nodded in agreement. Compared with those people in the original world who forced their parents to sell their blood, borrowed online loans to make money, and felt super-fashion, this is how aunt lives in a down-to-earth way.

The poor have the way of life, the poor have the dignity of the poor, earning money with both hands, where can't you stand upright?

Besides, although Yingjiang's second-hand cars are super cheap, even cheaper than brand-name bicycles, they are also four-wheeled, and aunts are at most low-income groups.

The Ford Fiesta finally stopped in front of an ALDI chain supermarket. In old Qin Yuan’s memory, this supermarket was famous for its ultra-low discounts. The new vegetables that arrived in the morning would be marked with discounts in the afternoon, and they were very popular among low- and middle-income groups. welcome.

Thanks to the nurse shift system, the aunt leaves work early, and there are not many people in the supermarket at the moment.Lao Qin followed his aunt straight to the food area, watched her deftly throw one from left to right into the shopping cart, and remembered a joke he had read on the Internet in his previous life:

Mom said: "Look, adults are not picky eaters, that's why they grow so tall, baby, open your mouth~"

The baby replied: "You are lying! You buy what you like, so of course you don't choose!"

Well, aunt is a kind person, it is wrong for us to complain like this, Lao Qin withdrew his thoughts.

Eh?What did I seem to see just now?This red bottle and red lid looks familiar?

Old Qin rushed towards a row of containers.The aunt shouted from behind to slow down, and he couldn't care about things like his body hadn't recovered yet. Looking at the familiar packaging in front of him, a familiar smell had already appeared in his mind. He picked up a can and smiled brightly.

It is the ultimate benefit of the salty party!It is the crystallization of ancient wisdom!It's the perfect accompaniment to porridge!It is - red square! !

At this moment, in Lao Qin's eyes, this rough and ordinary pot has its own five-cent special effect, the kind that is shining with gold and popping.

"Do you like this? I've never eaten this. This is a mysterious Chinese food. Oh, I almost forgot, you are Chinese." Aunt Vivienne walked to him and looked at his precious jar.

"Ha! Auntie Vivienne, yes I like this, I'll be happier if I can find another material later".

"Okay, okay, I've already selected the ingredients for tonight, and it's yours next." The aunt smiled and handed the cart in her hand to Lao Qin.

"Of course, but Aunt Vivian, you can wait for me at the exit, and I can go by myself." Lao Qin blinked his eyes.

Aunt nodded and said nothing more.Watching Lao Qin push the cart, looking for it row by row like Erha who has run off the rein.

The hard work paid off, and Lao Qin finally found the millet he was thinking of, as well as the gift he was going to give to Vivienne's family tonight. As for dinner, when acquainted neighbors come to have dinner, they will often bring some homemade specialty food, or a bottle of red wine, which seems to be called a souvenir?For someone like Lao Qin who went to someone's house for dinner the first time they met, it would be too unreasonable not to give something away.

When paying the bill, the aunt was not polite to Lao Qin, and paid her own share. This is a local custom.It made Lao Qin heave a sigh of relief - that little money was nothing to Qin Wanwan, but he gave way to Aunt Vivian... He was really attached to Mother Earth's generosity and steadfastness, and he didn't want to leave the ground.

The Ford Fiesta was driving smoothly, as if there were too many debts to worry about, and too many mosquitoes to bite. The newly purchased food did not become the last straw that broke the camel's back.

Lao Qin tried his best to watch the various landmarks along the way. Today, Vivienne will take care of the food, and tomorrow he will have to drive to buy it by himself, so he has to memorize the route.

Thanks again to the shift system, there was not much traffic jam on the road. After about 10 minutes, the aunt parked the car at the door of a detached house.

"Qin, you can drive your car with me, so that it will be convenient when you come back. Have you brought the house key with you?"

"Oh, yes." Lao Qin opened the door and got out of the car.As soon as he got into the car, he dug it out and compared it with the original body's memory. The keys to the house door, house door, and garage door were all in a key bag, and the car keys seemed to be in the car.

The aunt didn’t ask Lao Qin if he had a driver’s license. Yingjiang can take the driver’s license test at the age of 16, but he can’t drive alone. He has to take the full driver’s license test again after one year. This is a bit like a novice driver in Dahuaxia. .However, there is only one test in Dahuaxia, and there is no need for another road test before getting on the expressway.Uh, I won't talk about the latter...

The book returns to its original story.Yingjiang's driver's license has a wide range of functions, and it is basically no problem to use it as an ID card. Lao Qin guessed that the ambulance sent him to the hospital, maybe it was registered with his driver's license, so the aunt should know that he has a driver's license.

Although the system told Lao Qin that he had a pickup truck under his name, in Lao Qin's memory, the pickup truck should be a coming-of-age gift from the original body's parents and congratulations on his admission to university.But "hearing" and "seeing" are two different things, so when Lao Qin opened the garage and saw the beast in front of him, his saliva flowed down uncontrollably.

Ford F150, the classic among the classics, with orange body painting, black wave-patterned bottom, big claw stickers on the front cover, high exhaust pipes, all-terrain off-road modified version...

If it is about this car, Lao Qin can talk about it for three days and three nights. This is a dream in his previous life. He himself can't remember how many times he licked the screen.Regardless of the comments on the Internet, Lao Qin thinks that all those who post negative news are trolls, competitors' trolls, evil sweet parties, tribal traitor alliance spies, stubborn bronze heads, and...

It's just that there is no time to raise feelings right now, and Vivienne is still waiting at the door.Lao Qin rushed to his feet. It was like seeing the lover of his dreams, before he confessed his love, and suddenly found out that the two of them had obtained a license and could drive legally.Happiness came too suddenly, it was too exciting!

He carefully opened the door on the right side, as if holding the little hand of a goddess, and then raised his head—oh, wrong, the driver's seat is also on the left side. The alien passing on the left is the book.He jolted to the left again, lit the ignition, started, let's go!

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