Wanton God's Life Records

This chapter is self-consciously more exciting. In order to ensure the coherence of the plot, the two chapters are combined into one. It is gone today. Hope to know.

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"To be honest, the girls who can participate in the beauty food competition are all fairy-like girls. They need to be good-looking, have a good figure, and even everyone has different talents. An ordinary person like me is not worthy at all. Choose."

Li Yue's opening remarks made all the seven goddesses look a little relieved. Everyone would say praises, but when they came from Qiaoshen's mouth, it seemed to be very different.

Those licking dogs who say they are ordinary people must be ordinary people, but Qiaoshen said that they are ordinary people, that is naturally modest.

Even Shuyi showed contempt, and said, "Keep procrastinating, I'll see how long you can procrastinate, what kind of Tang monk meat are you, don't you have any points in your mind?"

"cough cough"

Li Yue was slightly embarrassed, and then showed a decisive look, saying: "That's fine, I choose Yang Xiaomi!"

The seven beauties were stunned for a moment, no one expected that Li Yue would give the answer directly, and so decisively.

Shuyi couldn't help asking: "Why? Are the other girls not good?"

"of course not"

Li Yue shook his head and carefully analyzed with his fingers: "Look, among the seven of you present, who is married?"

Of course not, Yang Xiaomi is the only one who got married, a top star, everyone knows about big weddings.

"That's it. You have never been married, so you don't have any experience in marriage. I think you should find Yang Xiaomi to get married. She must have experience in this area. If you are a wife, you will be very good and know how to take care of her." ..."

"Wait a minute, speak slowly..."

Shuyi hurriedly interrupted, after thinking for a while, she finally realized something was wrong: "We are talking about a girlfriend. If you are looking for a girlfriend, who will you look for?"

Regarding this kind of problem, everyone took it seriously, but everyone noticed that Yang Xiaomi squinted her eyes and stared at Li Yue. Li Yue knew about her separation from her husband. And this guy has always been daring, she doubted what Li Yue's words were implying.

"Girlfriend, that's fine, let's analyze them one by one."

Li Yue continued to break his fingers, his eyes first looked at Shuyi, and said with a smile:

"First of all, you are definitely not suitable."

In a word, Shuyi's heart skipped a beat. Although she felt that she didn't have such extravagant expectations, she really got the answer from Li Yue, and she still couldn't help asking: "Why?"

"Shuyi, you have an active personality and are very suitable to be a brother. Our relationship can even be better than boyfriend and girlfriend, but you are not suitable to be a girlfriend. I'm sure that your love experience is absolutely insufficient, so you don't I don't know how to fall in love, you may not treat your boyfriend as well as your brother, so..."

"Although I always feel that you are talking nonsense, I actually think what you said is well-founded and convincing."

Shuyi stared blankly at Li Yue, but she didn't find any faults. For a while, she couldn't help urging anxiously: "That's okay, next!"

This time, in order not to let Li Yuezhan take the initiative, she pointed directly at Xiao Shou standing beside her: "Where is Xiao Shou?"

Li Yue's gaze shifted to Xiao Smelly. According to the character of this girl, it is naturally very easy to deal with it.

"Actually, Xiao Smelly is very suitable to be a girlfriend. Not only is she extroverted, but she is also very beautiful. I don't know if she has ever been in love before..."

Little Smelly didn't expect that he could get such a high evaluation. For a while, his face was already smiling, and now he interrupted: "I have been in love, I am very suitable to be a girlfriend."

The faces of the other women all sank, and then Li Yue nodded and said: "Actually, Xiao Shou is very suitable to be a girlfriend, just for fun..."

"What?" Shuyi was dumbfounded and asked repeatedly.

"It's good to be in love with Xiao Smelly, and it will be very emotional. Think about it, she will definitely be able to play with me..."

Seeing Li Yue's serious expression, Yang Xiaomi, who was drinking water, immediately sprayed out, feeling that she was already out of the matter.

"Playing?" Xiao Shou looked dull.

"Hahaha, are you playing?" Xiaoer burst out laughing.

Little Smelly waved his pink fist angrily, and slammed on Li Yue "viciously": "You are only playing, who is playing with you, my old lady is a decent person, bad thing, stinky durian!"

Although it seemed that every punch was heavy, Xiao Shou was actually not very angry, because even she felt that Li Yue's words were quite reasonable, and she and Li Yue were just playing together.

While resisting Xiao Shou, Li Yue smiled and said, "Just for fun, don't take it seriously..."

Shuyi looked weird, but the next moment, she keenly noticed that the rhythm was controlled by Li Yue again, and said quickly: "Next, Xiaoer."

Li Yue looked at Xiao Er who was laughing wildly, and continued to analyze:

"Little ear, I have come into contact with a lot. To be honest, this woman is a goblin who has cultivated for thousands of years. No man can grasp it..."

Shuyi interjected, "No, you can definitely handle it."

Li Yue ignored her and continued: "To put it bluntly, if you choose Xiaoer as your girlfriend, you must be prepared to be played with. However, for a goddess like Xiaoer, I think any man will be willing to be played with. .”

"Play? Be played?"

The corners of Yang Xiaomi's mouth twitched, she was already overwhelmed with admiration, she didn't expect Li Yue to answer the question of death in this way, these words made people happy, but they were so true, she even felt that Li Yue was answering seriously The question, and the answer, made every girl who heard it more satisfied.

"Where's Xiao Mo?" Shuyi asked anxiously.

"Xiao Mo, she's actually not very suitable to be a girlfriend. She's actually very active online, but she's a little autistic when she's offline. It may be more tiring, but she is tired, she needs a man who is wholehearted and only good to her..."

Li Yue's face was full of tenderness, and his voice became very soft, as if his evaluation of Xiao Mo was very, very serious.

Shuyi involuntarily relaxed, feeling that Li Yue had finally become "serious".

The next moment, I heard Li Yue say: "It's a pity that a single-minded man should not exist in this world. Even if there was, Xiao Mo would never meet him, so she is suitable for being played more and tasting the pain of love. The baptism of wind and rain can really mature!"

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Yang Xiaomi snapped her fingers: "Xiao Shou is playing for fun, Xiao Er is playing with men, Xiao Mo is being played by others..."

"God! I'm so weak! Don't talk nonsense!"

Xiao Mo blushed anxiously, she never expected that she would come to such an evaluation.

However, what appeared on the surface and what he thought in his heart were two different things. After listening to Li Yue's words, Xiao Mo found out that he was indeed a little nervous to meet Qiaoshen offline this time. After going through a sweet day, he was a little hesitant and couldn't let it go, until finally, according to Wu Mo, he went to Xiao Smelly's room that night. Maybe it was because of himself?

"Okay, okay, next moment, Lu Yunuo!" Shuyi urged impatiently. At this moment, she had a vague premonition that Li Yue's choice of death, which she wanted to win, was gradually being resolved by Li Yue, and it was a perfect answer. .

"Yunuo, I can't judge her well."

Li Yue looked at Lu Yunuo with embarrassment on his face.

"Is there anything you can't comment on?" Lu Yunuo took the initiative to ask this question. She has been looking forward to this scene. For Li Yue, she felt that she had taken a fancy to the first-class house of Tomson in the first place. , but the more I get along with him, the more I feel that this man is amazing, and now I can't wait to have a deeper understanding with him.

"Yunuo, you are Nanzheng's ex-girlfriend. Well, it's not appropriate to say that, but in the end, it has something to do with it. I'm disrespecting my friends by judging you rashly."

Li Yue's face was full of embarrassment, which made the girls think that maybe Lu Yunuo was the only one Li Yue avoided talking about.

"How about this, I'll tell you secretly." While speaking, Li Yue had already leaned into Lu Yunuo's ear, and said softly: "Your situation attracts me very much. It is an attraction that breaks through taboos and cannot be made public. , um, suitable for... secretly playing..."

In an instant, Lu Yunuo felt her head explode, her whole face became red and almost steaming, her big eyes stared at Li Yue, she wanted to say something, but she was powerless to refute, because she found that, I was actually teased by this man: If she wants to have something to do with Li Yue, it's just as Li Yue said.

"What did you say?" Seeing Lu Yunuo's big reaction, Shuyi asked impatiently.

"Since it's been said in secret, can we still hear it? Next." Xiao Shou said angrily. Since she was confirmed as "wanwan", at least on the surface, she was quite angry.

Everyone looked around, and their eyes fell on Li Miaoke at the same time. In this beauty food competition, everyone was actually quite outstanding, but if anyone was to say who was the most outstanding person, it would undoubtedly be Li Miaoke. Not only did she He is the chef in charge of this competition, and also the host who stands with the top star Yang Xiaomi throughout the whole process, full of aura.

"Miao Ke, I have more contact with her in public."

Li Yue said with a relaxed smile: "Unlike you, such as Shuyi, I play well with you, so I naturally treat you as a brother, or Xiaoer, you goblin was born to play with men, and little smelly ..."

"Stop, stop, why did you start again!"

Several girls who were named were furious and criticized one after another.

"I'm just talking about the facts. Don't look at Miao, but she is my personal chef. I have very little contact with her, and it's all business. Speaking of it now, it's a pity. I'm looking forward to her as a girlfriend."

When Li Yue said that, Li Miaoke was very happy, and the other women didn't take it seriously at all, and curled their lips one after another.

"To sum up, there is only one final answer, Yang Xiaomi!"

Listening to Li Yue's decisive answer, which echoed what he said at the beginning, the seven beauties were all silent.

"Although I think your analysis is very reasonable and seems to be quite true, but how did you analyze it? How can you be so powerful?" Shuyi stared at Li Yue without blinking, her face full of tears. Admiration, no more hostility.

"How amazing is that? If you want an answer, I'll give you an answer, it's that simple." Li Yue squinted his eyes, looked at Yang Xiaomi, and joked, "Men, they eat what's in the bowl and look at the pot." What I like to do most is steal red apricots from other people's houses, thinking that the ones in other people's bowls are the most fragrant..."

"stop stop"

This time the one who couldn't stand the yelling was Yang Xiaomi. She blushed, stared at Li Yue, and said angrily, "I'm not coming. You are a person who speaks freely. You are gone..."

Li Yue said seriously: "Heaven and earth conscience, I'm telling the truth. You are all one in a million, no, one in a million goddesses. If I were to rate you, everyone would be above 95." Super high score."

"You have different personalities. No matter who you are with, you can bring different life experiences. To put it bluntly, no matter which man can get one of your girls in this life, just sleep with your head covered and have fun secretly at night. I must have accumulated great virtue in my previous life, maybe I saved the country..."

All the girls grinned uncontrollably, and Shuyi smiled exaggeratedly: "It's alright, alright, don't be poor, we are all goddesses, who doesn't know, you should still be yourself." Let's cover your head with a quilt and have fun secretly at night..."

"Uh, what I said just now is not to take you, you are suitable for being played by men more..."

"puff"

"Hahaha"

"goose"

There was an instant burst of laughter at the scene.

A death chooses one out of seven, and every girl has a position for herself without knowing it, not what Li Yue said, but that they have found a relationship with Li Yue.

Xiao Er, the goblin, what she heard was Li Yue admitting that she is the most attractive among many girls. She is very satisfied with this answer. She even feels that if this is the case, she doesn't have to be a girlfriend, as long as Just be a goblin who can "play" with Li Yue.

Xiao Mo heard that it was her own shortcomings. She felt that she was too introverted and not proactive enough. She felt that she needed to take the initiative in getting along with Li Yue in the future.

Xiaochou is the most satisfied "Sister Wanwan". She hopes to maintain this relationship with Li Yue for a long time without any burden, even if she is with other women, it doesn't seem to matter.

There are many, many, and many others.

Everyone was happy, chatting and laughing, and then Li Yue and Yang Xiaomi left together, saying that they were going to see her off, avoiding all the girls.

"Don't send me off. Now that I'm with you, I always feel like you have plans for me."

Walking out of Mengshi Pavilion, Yang Xiaomi looked at Li Yue with a smile on his face, and said in a teasing tone.

"It's more than just an attempt. Didn't I make it clear that you are the most suitable woman I think to be a wife." Li Yue said with a cheeky laugh.

In fact, if you think about what Li Yue said just now, none of it is true, but the women believe it is true.

Yang Xiaomi gave him a blank look, and really let Li Yue drive her nanny car to send her back to Tang Chen Yipin. However, her relationship with Li Yue hadn't reached that point after all, so she didn't invite Li Yue. Go up and drink her water.

Li Yue didn't take it seriously either. He had a hunch that with his wonderful performance this time, he would be busy tonight.

Just thinking of this, the phone rang...

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