Rebirth in 1998 is also a kind of life

Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that the young generation in Europe and the United States like to play dead. In the past year, the videos with the highest click-through rate on mainstream Internet streaming media such as Gorilla.com and Xiangxing.com are of course all kinds of official Chinese culture transmission videos, but the popularity The type of video with the highest rate of rise is a variety of tightrope walkers.

The "tightrope walk" here is not a tightrope walk in acrobatics, but rather, um...

You can look at those such as "Guidelines for provoking traffic police without consequences in various states", "How to earn a lot of compensation from the police", "How a good citizen should provoke and irritate public officials who don't like you", " How to take advantage of the legal loopholes in various states and get rich by buying for zero yuan", "Based on personal experience, tell you how to make more money from Meng Shandu through reasonable litigation" and so on.

It’s easy to understand why these strategy videos can quickly become popular. On the one hand, it perfectly fits the characteristics of European and American young people’s fanatical pursuit of adrenal base secretion; The economic environment in the country is not very good, and a compensation of up to millions of dollars is enough for everyone to flock to.

However, due to the rapid deterioration of the social security environment in the beautiful country in the past two years, the police were very angry and irritable. Therefore, in the beginning, some netizens who studied hard made enough money for half their lives through various means of video sharing— —Of course, the reason why this kind of abetting video can appear on the Internet majestically is mainly due to the fact that the current Internet law is almost blank;

It's just that as the police stations in various states come to their senses, and now almost every policeman is equipped with a portable video recorder to record every attendance record, so although there are still netizens who can make money by touching porcelain, no matter what Whether it is the success rate or the amount of claims obtained, it is completely incomparable with before.

Seeing that this type of video is about to sink and become a dusty antique in the Internet age, another brand-new strategy video suddenly exploded, successfully attracting the attention of a lot of thoughtful netizens.

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On the orangutan website, there is a video marked as reprinted by a third party.

"Okay, dear guys, I have arrived at our destination Seattle, now let's start the tutorial, let's start with the first step: find the target!" A black man blows flirtatiously into the portable video recorder He whistled, his tone full of excitement.

Due to well-known reasons, the black up host had a mosaic on his face, but the audience could easily hear the excitement from his whistle.

Scanning the high-rise buildings outside through the car window, the black up owner smiled: "Everyone knows that China's economy has developed rapidly in the past 20 years, and it is different from what everyone imagined. It has a population of 14 billion, In a country that used to be very poor and backward in our eyes, there are actually a lot of rich people-and there is a very strange phenomenon, as soon as those Chinese people have money, they especially like to run to our side. It is already the second largest immigration country on our side after Mexico."

"Of course, although there are many Chinese who have immigrated to our side, not everyone is worth attacking."

"Like those foreign students, the famous school students who come here to wash the dishes and ordinary white-collar workers, not to mention that they can't get much money. Although those Chinese people are very timid, they will only calm down if they are robbed, but if they are not careful, they will still provoke people. into big trouble;"

"Therefore, we must be clear about who is worth attacking, and who will not have any sequelae after the sale!"

As soon as the screen turned, the camera pointed at a rather imposing villa area, and the black up host smiled and said: "You know, among the immigrant groups from China, there is a kind of people who are absolutely different-they rarely go out on weekdays Even if the police are outside, they will not dare to say anything if you beat him up!"

Speaking of this, the black up master shrugged: "To be honest, I really don't know what use greedy so much money is to them!"

"In fact, as long as you have information channels, they are also easy to find-no, here is Seattle's great

The famous Mistress Village! "

"The people who live here are either those people or the mistresses of those Chinese people, but no matter who they are, they can get paid a lot of money!"

"Of course, if you want to stuff your pockets full, you can't be too stingy, if you can hand over twenty dollars to the security guard when you enter the door, then he will definitely make you feel that it is worth the money! "

The screen switches, and the black up owner is already standing at the door of a villa: "Hey, guys, I've come in now, and everything is going well-I just found a random one, let's try our luck now!"

The black up owner found a set of maintenance worker's clothes from the car and put on a Colt on his waist: "Although these Chinese people are very timid, they are also very cautious, so how do you knock on their doors?" That’s the most important thing—gas line inspection, water pipe repair, satellite TV fee reminder, termite pest routine inspection, etc. You can use any excuse, but if it doesn’t work, you can pretend to be an FBI officer and the police, they dare not refuse I opened the door for you!"

After knocking on the door a few times, a slightly uneasy female voice asked in unproficient English: "Who is it?"

The black up's tone was calm: "Ma'am, I'm from the gas company, check the safety of the pipeline here!"

The female voice was a little puzzled: "It's from the gas company? Didn't you just check it last week?"

The black up shrugged at the camera, and then took out an ID from his pocket: "Okay, ma'am, I'm actually a plainclothes agent from the FBI. If there is a situation that requires your cooperation in the investigation...can you open the door now?"

Hearing that it was an FBI agent, there seemed to be a lot of excitement in the room. After a while, the door opened a crack, and a slightly haggard middle-aged man poked out half of his face: "FBI agent clerk? Can you show me my ID again? Why are you carrying a video camera?"

The black up master shrugged: "Sir, the law and order here is not very good recently. In order to avoid trouble, not only the police, but us detectives also need to keep the work recorder on at all times."

As he said that, the black up master stretched his hand into his pocket, as if he wanted to take out his ID card, but when the man relaxed his vigilance a little, he quickly stuck a baseball bat that had been placed at the door in the crack of the door , and then pressed his left leg firmly against the baseball bat, but quickly pulled out Colt with his right hand and pointed at the man's forehead: "Okay, sir, can you open the door now?"

As a Chinese, the middle-aged man had obviously never encountered such a battle. When he was pointed at by the gun, he immediately untied the door chain trembling.

As the black up master entered, the screen scanned the luxuriously decorated room, and then fixed on a beautiful woman in her 20s.

The black up master whistled frivolously, looking at the frightened Huaxia woman in front of her, she was obviously moved, but she didn't know what came to her mind, she just pinched her face, and didn't make any further moves Instead, he pointed his gun at the middle-aged man: "Sir, you should know what I want, right?"

The panic-stricken middle-aged man was speechless: "I know, I know! Don't kill me. I have money. I have a lot of money. I'll give it to you. Don't shoot me!"

After finishing speaking, after obtaining the permission of the black up master, the middle-aged man scrambled and rushed into the bedroom, and the camera followed suit.

Not long after, the middle-aged man opened the safe in the bedroom, took out three stacks of dollar bills and handed it over: "This is all the money in my family... If you don't believe me, take a look at the safe, it's empty!"

The camera scanned the safe, and found that it was indeed empty, and the black up owner was not polite, and took all the three stacks of dollar bills directly, but had no intention of stopping: "Okay, sir, I know For some considerations, you people generally don't keep money in the bank, and according to our understanding, what you put in the safe is only some daily pocket expenses, so... Lift the mattress yourself!"

When the middle-aged man heard this, his complexion changed drastically, but the black up master put the gun on his forehead again without hesitation, and then pulled the safety.

With life and death hanging by a thread, the middle-aged man trembled a few times, and finally he could only open the double bed in the house layer by layer under the command of the gun.

After a while, a whole layer of cash hidden between the mattress and the wooden frame appeared in the camera—roughly estimated, at least three or four million dollars.

Seeing so much money, I could feel the black up owner's breathing quickened through the camera. Without any hesitation, the black up owner immediately pointed a gun at the middle-aged man to find a suitcase and asked him to fill it up .

Ten minutes later, the black up owner looked at the remaining stacks of US dollar bills on the bed shelf, and dragged the heavy suitcase back out of the room.

When he came to the living room, maybe he was too excited, or his mentality was drifting because of the windfall, and he even pulled the frightened man into his arms. After leaving, there were only cries and a sentence of Mandarin in the camera.

"Li xx, are you td a man? I followed you because I was blind, and then ran with you to this uninhabited place. I was blackmailed by those gangsters on weekdays. Copy it, how can you live like this!"

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This kind of strategy video or article is not uncommon on Gorilla.com and Xiangxing.com these days, not only the Shuoshu crowd, but even those rich Chinese who immigrated according to the normal process were not spared—only However, for the latter, it is undoubtedly much more difficult. Generally, one can only start with their children, and use various tricks to get money. Although there are some who go directly to it, the proportion is really not much.

With the continuous dissemination of these videos, after seeing these reproduced videos, netizens in China were cheered, but the Chinese who immigrated to North America suffered disaster.

Fortunately, those Chinese who have attached themselves to the sphere of influence of Zhutou International Trade and the small circle gang through various forms, are covered by these hard stubbles. Although there are occasional accidents, they can recover their losses afterwards.

But the two groups of people who were targeted were miserable.

Those rats who are regarded as private banks must be the most important objects of care every day. Whether it is a donkey or a horse, they want to come here to get some meat. When I arrived at one, even the night was filled with the sound of knocking and knocking on the door—after more than half a month, it was a surprise that a lot of Shuoshu, whose money was emptied, took his own mistress and turned himself in to the country. joy.

And those wealthy people who immigrated through the normal process are also having a hard time-it seems that certain values ​​​​have spread to the social level, and their children’s classmates, friends, neighbors, business partners, private lawyers, and even traffic police and police officers will also have a hard time. Come here every now and then for a chance to see if you can scrape a layer of oil.

In addition, it may be that the Chinese people in those videos are too cowardly, which has caused a trend of "bullying Chinese people" inexplicably blowing up among the young people in the beautiful elementary school-up to the society. , Down to middle school, they started slapping the Chinese people around them one after another, and then uploaded them on the Internet to gain attention and traffic.

Although under the control of some people, this kind of bullying behavior is actually only carried out in some areas, and the transmission channels in the beautiful country are also deliberately suppressed, but as we all know, Internet media is an amplifier-when these video contents are collected in the form of When sharing it on the domestic Turtledove Internet, it feels different to Chinese people.

On the whole, Chinese people have extremely complicated perceptions of these videos.

On the one hand, they felt indescribably happy when they saw those big rats and rich men slumped in North America;

It is also a bit of a relief to see those elites who emigrate at any cost are treated like third-class citizens.

However, as people of the same root and the same species, when the Chinese people see that the Chinese people in the beautiful country live such a life that is not as good as a dog, they can't help but feel a sense of sadness and anger.

For a while, more and more wealthy people have temporarily canceled their plans to immigrate to North America. Not to mention, those in China who are foreigners are willing to

The "fashionable women" who took the initiative to repost were also met with unprecedented verbal criticism and social isolation.

But what Chinese people don't know is that most of these videos are marked with "third-party reprint". Most of the "one-time-use props" video shooters actually quietly disappeared on their journeys around the world - and the illegal income of these people also came from their bank accounts through a lot of high consumption Disappeared mysteriously.

In fact, except for the urban areas of Queens, Seattle, San Francisco, Los Angeles, San Jose, San Diego, Portland, Orlando, and Boston, in most of the rest of the areas, the Chinese are the local residents and gangs. It is simply a terrifying existence that cannot be easily provoked - the reason for this, I am afraid that only the person involved knows best.

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Los Gatos, California, May [-].

A handsome woman in her 30s walked quickly down the street, with an indescribable melancholy in her eyes.

Although after several efforts, my third book has been published, but...

It has been a year now, "Historical Records of Overseas Chinese in a Beautiful Country", a book that I put a lot of effort into, but the sales volume is bleak!

Why is the world like this?

Is it true that for the Chinese in the beautiful country, those heavy real histories are really not even willing to look at them?

Thinking of the famous pacifier project in the beautiful country, the pretty woman laughed at herself—compared to the dopamine reward that can make her sink into happiness, it is human nature to selectively forget some heavy things, and sometimes she takes it for granted.

Opened the car door and sat in the driver's seat, glanced through the rearview mirror, and found a few suspicious people not far away, a trace of sarcasm appeared on the corner of the delicate woman's mouth.

really……

Are you still being targeted?

Thinking of the conversation that some people came to her two months ago, and the email that was unavailable recently, the sarcasm in the delicate woman's eyes became stronger.

Although I am a Chinese born in a beautiful country, I have never forgotten the Yanhuang blood flowing in my body. I want to be like those writers such as Amy Tan, Huang Yuxue, and Tang Tingting who have never even set foot in their homeland. Content to discredit Huaxia... delusional!

Truth is the most powerful language in this world—only truth is doomed to immortality!

The delicate woman remembered the deafening words of the teacher when she was studying journalism, and the firmness in her eyes became even stronger...

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Half an hour later, on the side of Highway 17 south of Los Gatos, on a private driveway just a half mile from the South Lexington Reservoir (lexgton).

Looking at the black Ford that was gradually accelerating in the rearview mirror, the delicate eyebrows of the delicate woman couldn't help frowning;

Is this intended to give a second warning, or... is it intended to strike directly?

After a little hesitation, the delicate woman simply pulled over and slowed down - her car was not as good as the opponent's, and this was a relatively narrow private driveway, if the opponent really came towards her, she would not be able to escape no matter how hard she ran.

Now, I can only hope that this car is not aimed at me, or...even if it is aimed at me, but I hope the situation is not so bad.

But Murphy's Law tells us that the more you don't want something, the more things will happen to you.

Seeing the handsome woman slow down, the black Ford immediately made a sideways stop after overtaking, blocking the road tightly.

Well...now we can only hope things aren't that bad.

Seeing the black Ford standing more than ten meters away, the delicate woman sighed softly, and then slowly stepped on the brakes.

"Ma'am, it seems that you have forgotten the warning we gave you last time... Now, please answer me, would you like to stop selling your "History of Chinese Americans in a Beautiful Country" and burn the original manuscript?"

destroy? "A man in black, like a pedestrian asking for directions, knocked on the window and then leaned on the car door to chat with the delicate woman.

The other man in a suit unceremoniously sat in the passenger seat, and then began to check whether there was a recording device in the car.

Although the delicate woman's face was a little pale, her expression was extremely firm: "Why, what is the prohibited content in my "History of Overseas Chinese in the Beautiful Country"? Or... there is something wrong with the publication procedure of this book, which violates the rules of the beautiful country. legal requirements?"

The man in black at the car door shook his head: "No, this book does not violate any laws and regulations, but... I suggest that you should follow our advice, trust me, this advice is for your own good!"

The delicate woman glanced at the man in the suit who was constantly playing with the antique revolver she treasured in the passenger seat, and there was a trace of sarcasm between her brows: "For my own good...meaning, if I don't agree, I will probably Disappeared by accident?"

The man in black at the door shrugged his shoulders: "Ma'am, you know, the economy of the beautiful country is currently in a recession, and a writer with poor sales is suffering from depression and committed suicide by swallowing a gun... the judge can't find anything wrong with it!"

The delicate woman glanced at the antique pistol she bought at the suggestion of her mother, and a sad smile appeared on her pale goose-egg face: "I'm sorry, about your suggestion... I refuse!"

After finishing speaking, the whole person seemed to be relieved, leaned back on the driver's seat, and closed his eyes just like that.

The two men looked at each other, and the man in the suit on the passenger seat sighed: "Well, since that's the case, we can't blame us...don't worry, it won't hurt very much."

After finishing speaking, the man in the suit expertly reloaded the antique gun, looked at the delicate woman with some regret, and couldn't help saying: "Ma'am, even if you are not afraid of death...you don't think about your two-year-old son?"

Hearing this, the delicate woman opened her eyes, and after showing a little struggle, she finally sneered and closed her eyes again.

Seeing this, the man in the suit shrugged helplessly, then raised the antique gun in his hand.

Boom boom boom.

There was a sound of a car engine, and the man in the suit frowned, immediately put down the antique gun in his hand, and then signaled the man in black to move the Ford in front of him—this matter needs to be done in secret, and we can wait until the car behind passes by.

Clinker obviously saw that the road ahead was blocked by Ford, and the two Cadillacs behind seemed to have no intention of slowing down. They rushed to the side of the handsome woman's car one left and one right, and then slammed on the brakes.

Bang bang bang!

With several gunshots, the man in black and the man in the suit in the passenger seat were killed on the spot.

When the delicate woman was still in shock, the door of the Cadillac on the left opened, and Zhao Lin, who was wearing a close-fitting suit, stepped out, then ignored the bloody car, and bowed respectfully towards the delicate woman: "Mr. A certain ineffective protection frightened you!"

gentlemen?

The delicate woman looked at the humble man in front of her with some surprise. This is the most respectful address for a woman. How could she be called "Sir" by the other party?

Seemingly seeing the delicate woman's question, Zhao Lin smiled slightly: "As a descendant of China, we have all seen Mr. Zhang's running and hard work over the years—Mr. Yang said that Mr. Zhang is a generation of strange women. [Sir], you deserve it no matter what!"

Mr. Yang?

The delicate woman looked puzzled, who is this?

The respectful expression on Zhao Lin's face became stronger: "President Yang, that is Yang Zhu, the chairman of Zhutou International Trade, he is the old man who told me to take good care of your safety, Mr. Zhang!"

After finishing speaking, Zhao Lin turned around and looked back and forth: "Mr. Zhang, this place is not a place to stay for a long time. I have already made arrangements... Let's go home!"

"Go home?" The delicate woman was a little stunned, she clearly felt that the home Zhao Lin mentioned was not the same as the home she thought.

Seeing this, Zhao Lin opened the car door, and then bowed and made a gesture of invitation: "Yes, go home, go back to Huaxia...there is only

It is the real home of Mr. Zhang! "