Unofficial History of Song and Liao Heroes

"Please! Please! If Dugu Shaoxia wants to take a rest, he can come here at any time. Why should Xiaxia Ran ask about such a trivial matter in person?"

Liu Shijie saw that Ran Nanyuan had brought him a huge step, so if he didn't rush down the slope, he would have spent so many years in the rivers and lakes in vain.Quickly nodding and bowing like a waiter in a hotel, she led the three of them to the hospital. Ran Qianxue forgot to be angry with that funny appearance, and burst out laughing, but she thought it would be too cheap to let Liu Shijie go so quickly He's dead, so he hastened to show his face.But even though he tried hard to hide the smile on his face, it was still vaguely hidden.

When everyone entered the hospital, Shangguan Miao was taken aback when he saw it, and hurriedly asked Liu Shijie to treat other patients, while she herself hurriedly greeted the three of them.He chose a bed for Dugu Xiaoqiu to lie down first, then invited Ran Nanyuan and his daughter to sit down, served tea, and quickly made a tonic for Dugu Xiaoqiu to drink.Shangguan Miaoke's attack was really extraordinary, and it didn't take long for Dugu Xiaoqiu to feel better, so he left with Ran Nanyuan and his daughter.

Watching Dugu Xiaoqiu and the others leave, Shangguan Miaoke secretly let out a long sigh of relief, turned around to see Liu Shijie poking his head behind him, watching Ran Nanyuan and the others go away, couldn't help feeling angry, and wanted to give him a slap Tease the legs.Liu Shijie jumped back in horror, Shangguan Miaoke finally thought that his future sexual happiness is also very important, put down his slightly raised leg in resentment, stomped his feet, and waved to Liu Shijie.

"come over!"

Seeing his wife waving to him, Liu Shijie didn't know that something was going to happen?Most likely it was to settle the account of Dugu Xiaoqiu's misunderstanding just now.He was retreating timidly, when he heard Shangguan Miaoke's almond-eyed wide-eyed scolding, he shrank his neck in shock and almost slipped and fell to the ground.Seeing his funny appearance, Shangguan Miaoke almost didn't tense up, she chuckled, then quickly continued to sullenly, urging him to come closer.Liu Shijie peeked at Shangguan Miaoke's snickering appearance, he felt relieved, and obediently leaned forward, but he was still a little worried, covering his crotch with his hands.Shangguan Miaoke waited for him to get close, but without any movement under his feet, his hand grabbed Liu Shijie's left ear with lightning speed, and kept pinching it vigorously amidst his cries of "Ouch" in pain. carry on.

"Damn ghost! Why don't you follow me to see our precious daughter!"

Shangguan Miaoke didn't care whether Liu Shijie was in pain or not, tears were about to flow out, and he carried his ears into the back hall. Liu Shijie wanted to stretch out his hands to protect his ears, but he was afraid that it would make it more painful. Where are you?It wasn't until seeing Liu Susu sitting on the recliner staring at the "Peach Blossom Picture" on the wall that Shangguan Miaoke let go, freeing Liu Shijie who had been screaming.

"Speak!" Shangguan Miaoke casually threw Liu Shijie's ears away, interrupting Liu Susu's trance, "Today, when Dugu Shaoxia was cooking the medicinal bath, what did you do, tell me and your father Come on! We also know how to clean up this mess for you in the future."

Unexpectedly, upon hearing Shangguan Miaoke's question, Liu Susu's answer was not what she asked:

"Father and mother, you are lying! Although it was exciting when you did that, it was also painful. Not only was it a little painful the first time you said, it was very painful. Now my daughter feels as if a red-hot iron is stuffed under her body." It’s generally uncomfortable! Also, my mother once said that when I did that, it was like picking my nose, it was a little itchy and a little painful, but it was always a little refreshing. What’s the matter, I felt that I couldn’t hold back several times It’s like urinating. Also, Dad said that it will last for a day and a night, and the tide will come and go hundreds of times, which is obviously a lie! Obviously, you and mother only come and go two or three times at most, and I managed to get the tide this time Going there seven times, almost exhausted me to death! Also, you said that Jingyuan entering the body is just a rush of heat, why is Dugu Xiaoqiu's Jingyuan entering the body intermittently hot and cold? and also……"

"What?! It really is that Dugu Xiaoqiu who took advantage of you?! This kid just didn't admit it just now! I believed him, and told him to rest like a grandson! No, I'm going to find him!" Liu Shijie Suddenly jumping into a rage, Lao Gao jumped up all at once, almost wanting to chase Dugu Xiaoqiu to settle accounts.

"Shut up first!" Shangguan Miaoke grabbed Liu Shijie, and made him dumbfounded with a few words, "Our family Susu gave Dugu Shaoxia the medicine of Mongolian sweat and spring love powder!"

"Ah? It turned out to be like this?! This, this, this, this, this... what should I do?"

Liu Shijie was dumbfounded all of a sudden.If Dugu Xiaoqiu bullied Liu Susu, it would be Dugu Xiaoqiu's fault.Or maybe Dugu Xiaoqiu and Liu Susu are in the same room together, and if there is a little fire, then Dugu Xiaoqiu can't get away from it.However, it turned out that Liu Susu used medicine to bring down Dugu Xiaoqiu, and then took his essence, and Dugu Xiaoqiu didn't know what happened to him until he left the hospital.Liu Susu is like this, how can Liu Shijie and his wife go to Ran Nanyuan and Dugu Xiaoqiu to judge with confidence?The couple immediately hated Liu Susu so much that their teeth were itchy, and Liu Susu deliberately complained about her low back pain, and asked Shangguan Miaoke to help her make medicine to recuperate, so Shangguan Miaoke kicked Liu Shijie's ass in anger Hum to boil medicine.It's not that Shangguan Miaoke doesn't want to kick Liu Susu's ass, but it's a pity that her precious daughter is still lying on the recliner and pretending to be dead. Shangguan Miaoke is not stupid enough to kick the recliner, so this kick can only fall on Liu Shijie's ass up.It was really a fire at the city gate, which brought disaster to the fish in the pond. Liu Shijie was kicked sadly, and he was so aggrieved that he had nowhere to vent his anger. The more he looked at his dead girl, the more angry he became, he flicked his sleeves, hopped his feet, and left angrily .Seeing that the two of them were so angry that she left, Liu Susu slapped his hands together and was about to get up smiling.Unexpectedly, as soon as I exerted force, both my lower body and the small man's waist hurt, and then I sat back slowly with a miserable face frowning, I could only keep rubbing my waist, and kept saying 'ahh Yo ah yo' the hum goes.

The next day, Dugu Xiaoqiu went to the medical clinic to cook 'human broth' as ​​usual, while soaking in it, he was still thinking about the spring dream of yesterday, and he was quite out of his mind.And Liu Susu seems to have no intention of taking care of Dugu Xiaoqiu. Although she is sitting next to her, she frequently looks at the "Peach Blossom Picture" on the clothes drying pole. Xiaoqiu couldn't help but glanced at it a few times.But he looked at Liu Susu more, and always felt that she was more delicate and charming today than yesterday. What's more, she seemed to overlap with Ran Qianxue in yesterday's dream, making Dugu Xiaoqiu's body cold and hot. The poisonous snake was about to move again, so he hurriedly turned his head away in embarrassment, not wanting Liu Susu to see his blushing face.

When it was time to go to the toilet again, Dugu Xiaoqiu put on her clothes and ran towards the toilet, inexplicably looking forward to whether that wonderful dream would reappear in a while.Although he was weak and embarrassed yesterday, the mysterious and exciting dream of tasting the forbidden fruit made him even more greedy.Sure enough, when he continued to soak in the soup pond, a familiar drowsiness and inexplicable impulse hit his consciousness again.In the haze, a pair of catkins pulled him away from the medicinal liquid soaking him...

When Liu Susu was about to pull Dugu Xiaoqiu into the boudoir, Shangguan Miaoke just turned around from the front hall.She stared dumbfounded at the naked Dugu Xiaoqiu being pulled out of the medicine soup by Liu Susu, looked at Liu Susu with a smile on her face as if she had succeeded in plotting, waved her hand lightly at her, and then Liu Susu pulled Followed Dugu Xiaoqiu into the room.Dugu Xiaoqiu was obviously drugged by Liu Susu again, what should she do now, Shangguan Miao?Stop Liu Susu and Dugu Xiaoqiu?Liu Susu is fine, I'm afraid that Dugu Xiaoqiu's energy and blood will be full and unable to vent, and he will explode and die in the end.Even if Dugu Xiaoqiu endured the effect of Chunqing San, the qi and blood will move wildly, unable to vent, arouse the residual poison in the body, and finally the poison will be released, I am afraid that he will die on the spot.As for finding someone else to replace Liu Susu, she is willing to die immediately for the sake of her daughter, but when encountering this kind of thing...?Not to mention that she didn't want to, even Liu Shijie couldn't want her to do this for her daughter.Not to mention Gao Yurou, if Ran Qianxue suddenly heard her making such a whimsical request, she might not be able to accept such a ridiculous idea.Going to a brothel to find a courteous woman can cost money, but this place is quite far from the county seat, after such a round trip, Dugu Xiaoqiu might not be able to hold on long ago.

Shangguan Miaoke couldn't help walking up and down in front of Liu Susu's boudoir, but at this time Liu Susu's intermittent coquettish moans could already be heard in the room.As if knowing that Shangguan Miaoke was outside the door, Liu Susu's voice didn't hold back at all, it seemed that it was getting louder and louder on purpose, making Shangguan Miaoke couldn't stand it any longer, her face flushed, she spat, stomped He stomped his feet and said angrily:

"Little Sao Hoof, I'm so shameless! I only tasted meat yesterday, and today I'm so anxious to continue eating. I'm not afraid to break your little waist!"

After saying that, I was embarrassed to continue listening outside the door, and ran to the front hall with a blushing face to grab another pair of body-replenishing soup for Dugu Xiaoqiu to boil first.On the road, I met Liu Shijie poking his head to look at her. I guess he noticed that she was blushing. Before Liu Shijie could ask a question, Shangguan Miaoke stepped on Liu Shijie's instep, and ignored him howling like a pig, and said, "Your son?" "Baby Girl", he ignored the confused Liu Shijie and ran away.

When Dugu Xiaoqiu woke up, her whole body was sore and limp, and her mind was dizzy as if someone had knocked her down with a sap.Seeing that he was awake, Shangguan next to him gave Liu Susu a hard look. Liu Susu pursed her lips and fed him a bowl of medicinal soup.As if in a dream, Dugu Xiaoqiu felt that it was not true that Liu Susu, who was usually fierce and aggressive, was so small and friendly, so she drank the body-replenishing soup suspiciously.

"Son-in-law, what's wrong with your body?"

"Pfft~!"

Dugu Xiaoqiu was almost scared to death by Shangguan Miaoke's words!