Unofficial History of Song and Liao Heroes

Liu Susu has pity on 'Yao Yao''s life experience, and loves his cleverness even more.It turned out that 'Yao Yao' was trapped in a den of thieves and was in danger of being killed by thieves at any time, so he pretended to be stupid.Every time the thief gave some order, he would do it in a daze, such as cleaning the table and washing the dishes. Unconsciously grabbing a rag to wipe.Seeing his clumsiness and stupidity, the thieves took him lightly and often ordered him to have fun, but he managed to save his life.But what Liu Susu admires most about Yaoyao lies in his ability to pretend to be stupid. This ability makes the thief even more reluctant to hurt him, and even took the initiative to ask someone to work for him and give him delicious food. Serve up something delicious.It turns out that thieves and bandits are more fond of pleasure than other people, such as eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, cockfighting and crickets, and so on.Thinking about it, it is also true that ordinary people without bad habits would give up their peaceful life so easily and run to the mountains to become bandits, licking blood with knives every day, life and death are unpredictable.The more the thieves live without a place like this, the more crazy they are to have fun, but Yaoyao has the ability to make them play more enjoyable, and thinks that he is just an idiot and no threat.The ability of Yao Yao is naturally related to the various bad habits of the thieves.At first the thief didn't care much about the medicine, which made him hungry and full, and he was often beaten.One day the thieves gathered to play dice, and every time the thieves started the game, they lost a lot, and suddenly became angry, staring at the medicine waiter next to him, and wanted to beat him to vent his anger.Seeing that she was about to suffer an indiscriminate disaster, Yao Yao pretended to walk unsteadily and fell to the ground in desperation, and knocked the thief's little money bag onto the gambling table by the way.The bandit was looking for an opportunity to bully him, but this action was like stabbing a hornet's nest, lighting a gunpowder barrel, stepping on the tail of a poisonous snake, and kicking a wolf's butt. The bandit roared and drew his knife to kill the medicine .How could the people waiting next to him feel sympathetic to the poor boy, they couldn't help shouting when they saw this, some even deliberately pushed him towards the mad thief, just thinking it was a way of amusing, thanks to the medicine running around, he didn't die instantly , so angry that Yaoyao wanted to kill these wolf-hearted villains one by one, but he didn't have that ability.

Originally, Yao Yao had been hanging out at the gambling table for a long time, and she had already learned to distinguish the points by listening to the dice. When she saw that everyone else had placed a bet, the thief was hesitating. He pretended to fall just now and deliberately pressed the thief's purse on the correct point. He went up, but was chased and killed by the thief instead.Seeing that all the thieves were watching her being chased and killed, she forgot to continue the game for a while, and the situation became more and more unfavorable to her, so Yao Yao felt overwhelmed. Throwing it, he slid out from under the gaming table to the other side with a bang.The thief who was chasing behind escaped the inaccurate cover in the air and was looking for medicines everywhere. He inadvertently looked at the gaming table, put his knife into its sheath, and shouted:

"God bless! Finally won!"

Afterwards, the thief went to the gambling table to grab money, and the rest of the thieves naturally refused, so they started arguing again, but at this time the medicine had already been forgotten by them.Later, some thieves became suspicious and asked Yaoyao to help him place bets when they started betting. .However, those who grabbed Yaoyao to help him bet, most of them lost everything, and their eyes were red from anxiety. If they made them lose even worse, Yaoyao knew that his life would be lost.So he pretended to be able to throw the correct points in a high probability, and helped the man make a little money, and then pretended that he could only hit five or six out of ten. The thief soon became impatient with his boring progress of almost evenly winning and losing, and grabbed it. The power to bet back is to bet on itself.

Afterwards, Yaoyao pretended to love catching crickets and so on, packed them in a bamboo cage and prepared to burn them together to eat, but was met by a thief who liked to fight crickets, snatched those crickets from him, and found There are two exceptionally good horses.After that, the thief used it to fight with others, and he won a big victory. He often asked Yaoyao to help him catch crickets. Medicine to catch crickets.Later, Yaoyao 'accidentally' discovered a few ferocious fighting cocks, and randomly rummaged through a pile of old grain to make extra-sweet and mellow wine. The thieves also sneered.Things like this made the thieves pay more and more attention to him, but they thought he was just a blind cat bumping into a dead mouse.Although Yaoyao's life in the den of thieves became more and more nourishing, he was not happy at all, and he couldn't even sleep well every day, afraid that talking in his sleep would reveal his true thoughts of wanting to kill all the thieves—the thieves thought he was an idiot. The foolish Yaoyao didn't know about his parents anymore, but Yaoyao never forgot this hatred for a moment. He knew that if he exposed his hatred, he would not be so stupid as a result of being brutally killed by bandits. Looking for a dead end, so he has been silently waiting for the opportunity to take revenge.

Liu Susu was captured by thieves, and Yaoyao was very worried that they would harm her. Unexpectedly, Liu Susu designed to keep the thieves from approaching her. Immediately, Yaoyao admired her, so she secretly revealed her situation to her.The two of them were sympathetic to each other, Liu Susu insisted on letting Yaoyao be her apprentice, Yaoyao was directly shocked by her sudden and wonderful idea, but in the den of thieves, he would lose his life at any time Because of the possibility of my son, I don't want to get entangled in these false names such as master and apprentice, which have no real benefits.So Liu Susu accepted such an apprentice amid Yaoyao's awkwardness, and the first thing after accepting the apprentice was to give Yaoyao a name that made him even more awkward.However, on the matter of escaping from the devil's cave, the pair of "master and apprentice" still reached an agreement, so Liu Susu used the excuse of going out to collect medicine to cure strange diseases, and Yaoyao went out to collect wild vegetables on the pretext of going out, almost leaving the cottage.

Yaoyao has never been guarded by bandits when she goes out, but Liu Susu is always watched by bandits.In the first few days, there were still two or three people following Liu Susu. Later, Yaoyao came up with a new gadget to keep the thieves entertained. In addition, Liu Susu pretended to be a strange disease to scare the thieves from approaching. They all regarded it as a hard job. Today, one by one made excuses to slip away, leaving behind a bandit who was 'infected' with a strange disease by Liu Susu.The bandit had to follow Liu Susu every day to 'cure' strange diseases with ready-made fresh Chinese medicine juice, so he had to follow.Liu Susu took the bandit all the way to collect medicine and 'prescribe' to him, and the medicine followed slowly behind, and the three of them walked further and further away.Seeing that the time was right, Liu Susu found two kinds of traditional Chinese medicine that were almost the same in length, exclaimed deliberately, told the unlucky thief that it was the main medicine for curing strange diseases, and quickly swallowed one of them raw.The unlucky thief didn't suspect him, so he quickly snatched another Chinese medicine from Liu Susu, stuffed it into his mouth and swallowed it raw.

Liu Susu smiled slyly, and found two more kinds of herbs one after another. After eating, the thief felt that his eyes were getting darker and darker, and finally fell to the ground and fell into a coma.Liu Susu, Yaoyao, and his apprentice took the opportunity to rush towards the place where the horse was hidden at the foot of the mountain. Yaoyao had gone to see it yesterday as Liu Susu ordered. , As for the bandit behind him, Liu Susu has already smeared the juice of 'Wolf Faith Grass' on his body. I am afraid that jackals will smell the smell and come to look for food in a short time.At that time, the bandit might die in a deep sleep, which made Yao Yao feel relieved.

"Haha! Finally escaped!"

Liu Susu rode on the thousand-mile horse Yezhao Jade Lion, pulled the medicine onto the horse's back, and galloped excitedly.However, Yao Yao's butt hurts from her tossing and screaming all the way to slow her down.It's a pity that Liu Susu was so strictly controlled since she was a child?After being guarded for several days, once he got out of trouble, it was the wild pony that broke free from the chain, and Monkey Sun escaped from Wuzhi Mountain.How could the poor Yaoyao stand the torment of the newly worshiped master, who was really riding on the back of the thousand-mile horse Yezhao Jade Lion, tears of remorse were strung into a string of beads by the oncoming strong wind .Finally, he rushed all the way into Youzhou City, and there were no bandits behind him to chase him down.In fact, Huo Dahu, the head of the bandit in the 'Yanhu Village' they escaped from, happened to save the unlucky bandit 'Old Plague Chicken' who was bitten by jackals.Hearing the cries of the 'Old Plague Chicken', he guessed that Liu Susu and Yao Yao were going to escape, so he was furious and led the crowd to chase him.Unexpectedly, on the mountain, they clearly saw Liu Susu and the others get on a white horse—a thousand-mile steed and a jade lion at night, but the thieves didn't know the steed of this horse.Obviously seeing Liu Susu and Yaoyao riding together, the bandits were also running fast without stopping, but they were chasing the oriole like snails, seeing them disappear into the sky without a trace.

"Boss, sell medicinal materials!"

Liu Susu rode her horse into Youzhou City. The first thing she did was to find the largest medical clinic in the city. She rushed in with medicines, took out a porcelain jar from her satchel, and patted it in the medical clinic. on the counter.Everyone in the medical hall, whether it was the old Chinese doctor sitting in the hall, the old and weak seeing a doctor, or the shopkeeper behind the counter, was startled by her and looked at her impatiently.The waiter ran over quickly and asked her politely:

"Girl, what kind of medicine do you buy?"

"Selling medicine! I want to sell medicine!" When Liu Susu heard the waiter's question, she immediately became anxious. She was still in a hurry to have lunch. The medicine man sent the medicinal materials in whole trucks and bags, and thought that she had mistakenly said the word 'buy' instead of the word 'sell', "My medicine is in this porcelain jar, hurry up and help me see how much it is worth Money, I have something urgent to leave!"

"That's all... uh... sheep peas or dirt lumps?"