Unofficial History of Song and Liao Heroes

"Fuck?! Are we bumping into a prince?"

When Liu Susu heard Huang Zhizhou's yell in the car, she suddenly felt that Bianliang City in Tokyo was really too small.It's really dangerous to drive a fast car on the street and bump into a prince or princess.But with emotion, Liu Susu hurriedly struggled to get out of the carriage-although the carriage didn't turn over just now, it also fell her ass.Fortunately, she was afraid of the bumps when getting in the car, so she asked Yaoyao to put more quilts and sit on it, otherwise she would die before leaving the school. She didn't know if the hero was full of tears, but it seemed that she would fall and hurt herself To cry out loud.Huang Zhizhou had deep internal energy, before the crash he flew out like a big ball full of air, and was going to check the injury of 'Kang Wang' at this time.The coachman was the worst, he fell into a gourd rolling on the ground, his body was covered in dust, and his head was bleeding, which shows that speeding is really a bad idea.Yaoyao was young and fell into Liu Susu's arms again, but she was fine, but her nose hurt a little.Liu Susu and his apprentice stumbled out of the car. Seeing that they were safe and sound, Huang Zhizhou's eyes lit up, and he quickly called for their help:

"Is Miss Liu okay? Come here and help me, His Royal Highness Kang Wang has passed out!"

Liu Susu saw that the coachman was just sitting there covering his head and humming, knowing that the coachman should be fine. Among them, the young prince lying on the ground was the most seriously injured, and both horses were fine. Usually standing still, he closed his eyes and fell to the ground.So she leaned close to him, and without caring to see if the prince was handsome, she reached out to feel the pulse on his wrist, and tried the breath in his nose, knowing that he had been bumped suddenly. Shut up and go.Liu Susu was about to pinch him to wake him up, when she suddenly heard the sound of a group of people running in the alley where King Kang came out, and when she pinched the young Kang Wang hard, The sound of the people running in the ears paused and became more urgent.The sound of swords being pulled out came intermittently, and several rough voices shouted:

"Put down my prince!"

"There are assassins!"

"stop!"

……

Liu Susu: "..."

Now I let go of your prince, and if you can't say it later, you have to collect his body.

"General Huang!"

Among the people who continued to pinch the young prince vigorously, Liu Susu unknowingly hit Huang Zhizhou heavily with the trick of 'General Huang'.However, Huang Zhizhou has become a little numb to this point, and now he is more concerned about the safety of His Royal Highness Kang Wang—if Kang Wang is safe, he may still have a small life, and if Kang Wang has something wrong, he Huang Zhizhou can go home and talk to him. The family spends their last time together.So he didn't care about anything else. Seeing Liu Susu treating King Kang while greeting him, he hurried to Liu Susu and said:

"Miss Liu, how is His Royal Highness King Kang?"

"Help stop those idiots," Liu Susu saw that the young prince was being pinched continuously, and suddenly she felt confident, "Don't let them disturb me, otherwise their prince may be alive or dead."

When Huang Zhizhou heard it, yes, I have to listen to you.So he straightened his clothes and found that he was wearing an official uniform, and he felt affirmed immediately.Raising his hand, he slapped the running crowd in the air, and a strong wind suddenly hit their faces, making them suffocate, and stopped in their tracks.Then Huang Fuzhou moved his dantian with Qi and shouted:

"Stop! My officer, Huang Chang, is treating King Kang, so don't disturb him!"

This voice was earth-shattering, and immediately stopped the rushing crowd.At this time, the people who came saw that there was indeed a woman who was rubbing her chest against their young prince, and Kang Wang also slowly breathed, opened his eyes, and immediately became honest.Seeing the young prince slowly regaining consciousness, Liu Susu took a closer look at his appearance.I saw that his face was dignified and delicate, his eyebrows seemed to be a little higher, and there was an indescribable majesty.Although he was covered in ashes, he still couldn't hide the radiance of the rich and noble.But Kang Wang slowly woke up and saw the two girls in front of him.One is cute and cute with baby fat, looking at him with a bright face.One has a handsome face and heroic brows, but his complexion is as cold as ice—this is not someone else, it is medicine, Liu Susu dressed up as a woman as usual, and planned to sneak into the palace to help her.After all, it is still easy for my apprentice to use, and it can prevent me from being bored when I don't know half of the birds in the palace.But Yao Yao felt very bad. It was fine for him to be a companion or a helper, but why did he want to dress him up as a woman?

So embarrassing, so speechless...

Yaoyao is still unloved now, with a stern face and half lowered head, she is staring at the diagonal downwards, her eyes are out of focus...

Kang Wang thinks this frosty-faced woman is so beautiful...

Looking at 'her', I don't feel pain anymore.

So he forgot to worry about how he fainted, and struggled to stand up, looking for an opportunity to ask the woman's name.But people in our Great Song Kingdom are reserved and know how to behave.It seems impolite to rashly ask a woman's name. It's so embarrassing and urgent. What should I do?Waiting online...Kang Wang looked around and saw a civil official, a coachman sitting on the ground with a dazed face, and his guards...By the way, this official could not be the father of the two girls, could he?This might be my future father-in-law!You have to fawn on me!

So King Kang clasped his fists, endured the pain all over his body, and tried his best to use his most elegant manner to ask neither arrogant nor humble:

"I'm Zhao Gou, thank you and the two girls for your help! I don't know your name? Where do you live? I'll come to thank you sometime, Xiao Wang."

The young prince even deliberately showed a line of white teeth, and secretly admired himself in his heart.Fortunately, Xiao Wang, I am also a trainer. I can drive a hard bow and ride a fierce horse. I have a great body, and I eat delicious... I can still endure this pain. Smile more happily for me, bastard!

Ah~!Ah~!Ahh~!

pain!pain!pain!It hurts~!

not good!The corners of my mouth started to twitch, hold on!hold onto!

Huang Zhizhou looked at the young prince whose face was swollen to make him fat, and the corners of his mouth began to twitch.Before he could reply, Liu Susu next to him was getting impatient.She grabbed the young prince's arm and twisted it hard a hundred degrees. Immediately, His Royal Highness King Kang's screams resounded through the sky, causing his guards to shrink back.While twisting, Liu Susu said impatiently:

"Did this girl wake you up? Did I wake you up? Did you not realize that you were injured? Get out of the carriage for me. This girl will continue to show you, and I will go to the palace to ann...ann what's the matter?" Diji treats the wound! This girl is very busy, okay?"

How could His Highness Kang Wang be pinched and twisted so easily?But when he heard Liu Susu said that he was going to the palace to treat Ande Diji's wounds, the young prince was immediately frightened.Just now, he hurriedly rode away from the guards and rushed so fast, he just found a medical girl and was going to take her to treat his sister Ande Diji's wounds.At this time, after hearing Liu Susu's words, he immediately remembered that his sister was still suffering in the palace, so Liu Susu obediently chased her into the carriage.While getting into the car, Liu Susu thought of introducing herself and 'General Huang' to the young prince, and said:

"The little girl's name is Liu Susu. The one who is younger than me is my apprentice Yaoyao. The official is asking me to help...Ann, the emperor who treats the wounded is called Huang Shang. Your name is Zhao Gou ? This name... Forget it, let me see if you have any hidden wounds on your body first."

Seeing the young prince getting into the carriage, Liu Susu got into the carriage and told everyone:

"'General Huang', let's continue to the palace! The group of people with swords over there, yes! It's you! Don't put away your swords, are you going to rob your prince? Is there anyone who can drive a carriage? Come and drive! Yes, send someone to take this carriage driver from the mansion of 'General Huang' to the doctor!"

Liu Susu ordered a circle like popping beans, and suddenly found that except for the young prince, the rest of the people looked at her stupidly, and no one obeyed her orders.After thinking for a while, she suddenly realized that these guards were all subordinates of the young prince, so she dragged the young prince out of the carriage, patted him on the shoulder, and said to him:

"Your Highness, you don't mind borrowing your subordinates to do some small work?"

The young prince's face was numb, he was about to cry, his own father never called him like that.He repeatedly persuaded himself in his heart, for the sake of urgently treating sister Ande Diji's injuries, for the sake of urgently treating elder sister Ande Diji's injuries!So he forced a smile on his face, and gave the answer that made Liu Susu famous in Bianliang City, Tokyo:

"What did the girl say?! Now we are in a hurry to treat sister Ande Diji's wounds. Your words are mine! Why would Xiao Wang mind?"

Then the young prince turned his head and ordered to his guards:

"Didn't you hear Miss Liu just now? Why don't you take a snapshot?!"

Since then, a legend has spread in Bianliang City, Tokyo.A delicate little girl named Liu Susu twisted the arm of His Royal Highness King Kang of the Great Song Dynasty and asked His Highness Kang Wang, do you mind?

His Royal Highness Kang Wang forced a smile and said, I don't mind!

Everyone arrived at the palace smoothly all the way. On the way, Liu Susu helped the young prince check it out. He just fell hard and had a few bruises.So Liu Susu used the technique taught by Liu Shijie to help the young prince heal the injury.Healing his pain so quickly made the young prince's confidence in her immediately increase, and he felt that she was more reliable than the medical girl he found.So His Royal Highness King Kang of the Great Song Dynasty personally led Liu Susu and Yaoyao into the depths of the palace without any inspection, and went directly to the residence of Ande Diji.Ande Diji's injury dragged on for a day, and it was a bit tricky. Liu Susu used acupuncture to stop her pain, and tried her best to restore the broken bone.But she still has to make sure that the bones are perfect, otherwise the Song Dynasty will have one more lame Empress, which will not only lose the face of the Song Dynasty, but also smash the Liu family's signboard.