Crossing Five Zeros: Apocalyptic couple salted fish lie down and win!

"You got it, they were xenophobic by most of the villagers at the beginning. They must be arrested first, and those who are making a noise of xenophobia first." Bai Guoli gave his cousin a deep look.

The monkey stopped talking, because he was also one of those people who made the mark at the beginning.

Who is the same lazy fellow in the village, but that family is even more lazy and stylish than him?

Looking at the people who were getting closer and closer in the distance, he suddenly slapped his thigh, "Yeah, I almost forgot it was."

His loud shout naturally caught everyone's attention.

"Look, isn't that Fujiko? I just said I read it right." The monkey pointed to the direction of the bridge.

Everyone followed his words and looked over, even at a distance of two to 300 meters, everyone could tell who that person was at a glance.

One by one opened their mouths wide, and their eyes were full of incredible.

The famous lazy man in their village became the first person to ride a bicycle in Guyang Village. Even the biggest official in the village, the village chief, did not have a bicycle at home.

Do you think the villagers don't feel strange like seeing a diorama?

"I told you not to take it out in a hurry. You have to ride out to show off. This time it's going to be a big problem."

Jian Qingling, who was sitting in the back seat, knew that it would cause gossip in the village, but wasn't the sensation a bit big?Startled, she pinched Mu Ziteng's waist directly.

"Hiss..." The itch from his waist made Mu Ziteng lose control of the direction for a moment, the bicycle staggered, and he immediately stepped on the ground with one foot.

He turned his head and said proudly, "Fortunately, my skills are good. I almost lost face when I was pinched by you just now."

Jian Qingling wanted to say that if I came to ride, I would still be able to do it, but thinking that she had just pinched him regardless of the occasion, and felt guilty, she turned her head to the other side, "blame me."

"Hey...we are already famous, and there is not much to add one or two things, and let the villagers know that we are not bad in other places except laziness." Anyway, we are already famous, and he doesn't mind being more famous.

After that, he continued to cross the bridge on his bicycle.

When they came to the foot of the mountain, the two had just got off the bike. The way home was not only steep, but also a stone ladder. They had to carry the bike home.

But before they got off the bicycle, a group of villagers gathered around.

The people who had gathered around were putting the water in the fields, their trousers were rolled up, their feet were bare, their legs and feet were covered in mud, and when they reached the road, the road was full of small stones, so they didn't feel stumped. ?

Jian Qingling glanced at the pebbles on the ground, then looked up at Mu Ziteng as if nothing had happened, and said, "Talk slowly here, I'll go home first."

"Hmm..." Mu Ziteng still wanted to brag to everyone here, but when Xiao Lingzi finished speaking, he nodded immediately.

"Fengzi, where did you get this bicycle?" After Jian Qingling left, someone stepped forward and asked.

"Of course I bought it." Mu Ziteng looked up and returned proudly.

"Cut... you're bragging, buying a bicycle now requires not only money, but also a ticket. Have you seen what a bicycle ticket looks like?" The monkey felt unbalanced again.

For farmers like them, there is no bicycle ticket issued in the village, not to mention that a bicycle can only be bought for more than 100 to 200 yuan. Doesn’t he look down on people? Does Mu Ziteng have so much money?

"Yes, yes, Fujizi, are you ignoring us?" After hearing the monkey's words, everyone looked at Muziteng suspiciously.

"Hey...you don't believe the truth these days." Mu Ziteng patted the bicycle and said, "The evidence is here, what doubts do you have?"

"Who knows if someone lent you a ride." The monkey continued to retort.

"Who is so stupid to lend out such a new car? I'm afraid it's not because of a mental illness." Mu Ziteng snorted.

"It's not borrowed, it's stolen, who..." The monkey was still unconvinced, and his mouth was dishonest, and he began to press the hat indiscriminately.

"monkey..."

Mu Ziteng looked at the monkey with sharp eyes, he is not a soft persimmon, let people talk nonsense there.

But before he could have a seizure, the monkey was sharply intercepted by others.

Seeing the person coming, Mu Ziteng shouted with a bad expression, "Brother Guoli."

In fact, he and these two people have some relatives, and they are about the same age. They used to play together a lot, but since he and Xiaolingzi wore this body, they have not interacted with these people.

"Fengzi, don't listen to the nonsense of the monkey there. You know his mouth, and he can't say anything good. In fact, people are not bad." Bai Guoli bit the bullet and apologized to Mu Ziteng.

He is also helpless, both are his cousins, but the monkey is a cousin, and Fujiko is a detour, he naturally wants to speak for his cousin.

"Ah...Brother Guoli, for your sake today, I don't care about what the monkey said just now, but there will never be a next time." Mu Ziteng held back his temper and said to Bai Guoli before turning his head to look at Bai Guoli. Monkey, this time his tone is not so good.

"Bicycles are precious, and if you want to steal them, it's not so easy to steal. If you have the ability, you can steal one and show it to me?" The voice was cold, causing everyone around him to shudder.

When the monkey was cowardly, he didn't dare to look at the other party's eyes. How could he have that ability? He was just jealous that others could afford a bicycle.

"What are you doing here, why don't you go to work soon?" The village chief's loud and powerful voice came from behind.

"Village Chief, you're here, we'll go to work now." Everyone was stunned when they saw the village chief coming over. They didn't know who said that, and they all ran away.

"The village chief." Mu Ziteng greeted with a smile.

"Um... just came back?"

The village chief saw a circle of people around the bridge head from a distance, thinking something was wrong, and hurried over to take a look. It turned out that Fujiko had returned. He stood behind and listened for a while, and already knew what was going on.

He still believed what Fujiko said. Although Fujiko was lazy, he never did anything like stealing chickens and dogs, and that mouth didn't hold the door like a monkey, and he said anything regardless of the outcome.

"Yeah, no, as soon as I came back, I was surrounded by everyone."

Mu Ziteng was embarrassed, he just cared about showing off, and didn't think about the fact that everyone was still working.

"You have a nice bike."

The village chief didn't care about what happened just now. He circled the bicycle twice and said enviously.

This is the first bicycle in their village. He has wanted to buy one for a long time. Every time he goes to the county seat for a meeting, he rides in a carriage. There are so many people on the carriage every time, and he has to wait until everyone is there. It is too slow to start. If you can have a bicycle at home, it will be much more convenient to go out.

Too bad he had no way to get a bike ticket.