I'm not just an action star

Chapter 24 1 Cups of Milk Tea

In the piano store, the clerk felt that he read correctly, the person who wanted to buy a guitar just now was the craziest kung fu king Wu Long.

He took out his phone, turned on Douyin, and saw that the video about Wu Long was still on the front page.One is the beer bottle Ke Meihua pile released by Wu Long himself, and the other is a clearer version of the video of arrogant boxing outside the film and television city.

Because of the controversy on the Internet, more people came to watch Wu Long's video.If there is popularity and traffic, the platform will naturally recommend videos.Moreover, Wu Long's videos can spark controversy, and his topics can bring traffic to the platform.

"Look, this is a video of him punching more than a dozen punches outside the film and television city."

The clerk held up his mobile phone and showed his boss the video played.

Huang Ji also looked over.

In the video, there are more than a dozen group performers performing martial arts.Then an arrogant voice was heard.

"Get out of the way! With all due respect, I'm not targeting anyone, I mean, everyone here is hot chicken!"

The owner of the piano store couldn't help but utter dirty words when he heard these words.

"groove!"

"Sure enough, it's arrogant."

Huang Ji also cursed.

"Whoever dares to say that in our place, will definitely be sent to the hospital with broken hands and feet?"

In the video, the camera is blurry, and the scenery is passing by quickly, obviously looking for the person who is speaking.

Finally the camera pans to a man standing up.

There are discussions around.

"Slot! Who! So arrogant!"

"Wu Long?"

"Wu Long who hasn't received a play for three months?"

"I heard that if you don't pay the rent tomorrow, you will be kicked out by the landlord?"

"It's him, I live next door to him."

In the video, Wu Long spoke again arrogantly.

"If you can't fight, get out of the way!"

Then, I saw Wu Long standing in the stance of a Siping horse while talking.

The owner of the piano store exclaimed: "Tao, this horse step, must have come from Shaolin Temple!"

The clerk said with staring eyes: "Shaolin monks can't stand such a standard horse stance."

"There is a video that specifically gathers the horse stances he stands in other videos. There are all angles, and it is really as standard as he said."

Then, after others questioned the uselessness of horse steps, Wu Long started playing Wing Chun Xiaonian.Then, he walked all the way to the head of the group and punched all the way.

Bajiquan!

Great success!

Xingyiquan!

Hong Fist!

Cai Lifu!

Fuhu Fist!

Arhat Fist!

……

More than a dozen punches hit the group leader, and the group leader took a few steps back in fright.

The owner of the piano shop saw it and hissed.

The clerk took a peek at Huang Ji and found that Huang Ji's face was a little red and a little white.

"Look, it's him?" The clerk said: "The extras, Wu Long, and look at his clothes, it's exactly the same as the one Wu Long wore just now!"

The owner of the piano shop looked at Huang Ji.

"Aji, if I hadn't been old and dim-sighted, I guess the Wu Long in the video is really your classmate Wu Long just now."

The clerk said, "It's a good thing he's wearing the same clothes today."

Huang Ji gritted his teeth, intending to refuse to admit it.

"coincide!"

"If it was him, why didn't you say it just now?"

"And I'm sure, he has never practiced martial arts or boxing before."

The clerk didn't object.I complained in my heart, maybe people don't want to fight with you.It's a pity that I was going to buy a piano, but you interrupted it.The boss doesn't care, but I care about the bonus.

The owner of the piano shop and Huang Ji are friends, so naturally he would not refute Huang Ji, there is no need for this.

He took the clerk's mobile phone, clicked on the video of Wu Long's plum blossom pile in beer bottles, and the export was dirty again.

"Fuck! F*ck! F*ck!"

"It's amazing!"

"Cow!"

"Sure enough, I have arrogant capital!"

Huang Ji stretched out his head to look together, and saw Wu Long actually standing on the beer bottle, kicking upwards and spreading his tail.Then he punched the beer bottle.

He also exported dirty.

"Fuck, it's fake!"

"This beer bottle is glued on with strong quick-drying glue!"

After Wu Long finished hitting, he jumped off the beer bottle, made a dragonfly to drink three waters, bang bang bang, and the three beer bottles fell to the ground.

The owner of the piano shop and Huang Ji couldn't help but have another three-in-one.

The clerk added.

"Look, beer bottles aren't super glued to the floor."

Huang Ji's face turned red and white again.

The owner of the piano store sighed: "Tao, the owner of Brother Hao's barbecue stall knows how to do business, isn't the business booming?"

The clerk said: "The owner of the Haoge barbecue stall is called Haoge, and he registered for the Douyin account that day. Wu Long stepped on a beer bottle to hit plum blossom piles, and he also posted a video beside him."

"Wu Long was performing at his barbecue stand, and he gave Wu Long a free order. Now Brother Hao will post a video of his barbecue stand every night, saying that since Wu Long stepped on a beer bottle to hit a plum blossom pile, his business has exploded, and many people I came here especially for the name. Brother Hao thanked Wu Long every night."

The owner of the piano store rubbed his chin and looked at Huang Ji.

"Aji, why don't you make a phone call and call your classmate back?"

"Doesn't your classmate want to buy a guitar? I'll give you one for free if it costs less than 2000 yuan. As long as he shoots a video in my store."

Huang Ji's face turned red and white again.

"We're all adults, and we've been out of society for a few years, what's wrong with us?"

"What happened when I was in school, can it be called a problem?"

"Just admit your mistake to him, and I will invite you to a dragon!"

A milk tea clerk walked outside and came in with a cup of milk tea.

"Hello, who is the clerk?"

The clerk of the piano shop was strange.

"I'm."

The milk tea clerk handed him the milk tea.

"This is your milk tea."

"I didn't order milk tea? Did I make a mistake?"

The milk tea clerk looked around and asked, "You are the only clerk in your shop, right?"

"I'm the only one today. This is the boss." The clerk pointed to his boss.

The milk tea clerk said: "That's right. Did a man and a woman come into your shop to look at the piano just now, and you introduced the piano to them?"

The piano store clerk nodded.

"They bought milk tea in my store. The man said you introduced Qin to them. They didn't buy it. They felt embarrassed, so they ordered a cup of milk tea for you."

The milk tea clerk stuffed the milk tea and turned to leave.

Huang Ji suddenly said:

"I have something else to do, I'll go first."

After finishing speaking, he followed the milk tea shop assistant and left.

The clerk of the piano store took out the milk tea and looked at it.The owner of the piano store took a look and said, "It's not expensive, this cup is 18 yuan. It's really a good idea."

He put the clerk's mobile phone on the counter and took out his own mobile phone.Open Douyin, click on Wu Long's video, like it, and follow it.

Search Weibo, find Wu Long's Weibo, click follow, and leave a message.

"Admiration, atmosphere."

After thinking about it, I added another one.

"Real man!"

The clerk drank milk tea, picked up his mobile phone, and opened Wu Long's Weibo to leave a message:

"Brother Xie Long rewards milk tea!"

He sighed in his mouth: "This is the most meaningful and sweetest milk tea I have ever drunk."

"Brother Long, you should be careful about being a man."

The owner of the piano store glanced at the clerk.

"You are older than him, so call him Brother Long?"

"I am older than him in age, but I admire him, and I am willing to call him Brother Long. I used to admire his real kung fu, but now I admire his character."

The owner of the piano store saw Wu Long's Weibo page on the clerk's mobile phone.

"Don't drink milk tea yet."

The clerk was taken aback. He looked at the milk tea and his boss.

The owner of the piano shop asked him:

"You go to Wu Long's Weibo?"

The clerk nodded.

"Look, what did you post?"

The clerk showed the phone to the boss.

The owner of the piano store finished reading and discussed with the clerk.

"You see, because of Huang Ji, Wu Long will definitely not come to our piano shop again."

"But he bought you milk tea."

"You have Weibo too, don't you?"

"If you're like this, stand at the door of the store and take a selfie while drinking milk tea. Remember to put our store name on it."

"Then you said, Wu Long came to see Qin, and you introduced it to him patiently. He didn't buy it, regretted it, and bought milk tea for you. You thank him and praise him for his star demeanor."

"Then, post it on Weibo and Moments. I'll repost it, and then ask someone to repost it."

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