I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

As an amiable captain, Zuo Zheng couldn't be too irritable to ordinary people, so he planned to reason patiently with the people in front of him.

"Brother, do you know that if the number of Internet hits exceeds 500, it is considered a bad influence?"

The old man shook his head.

"You've broken the law now! Did you know?" Zuo Zheng said sharply, "The number of people online in your live broadcast room has already exceeded 100 million! You are all the hot searches on Weibo! Every hot search has two Three hundred hits, plus the gifts that netizens gave you, there are hundreds of thousands, right? Such behaviors of spreading rumors with false information and deceiving netizens to give rewards and gifts have already constituted a bad influence!"

Zuo Zheng put down the hand holding the gun, and persuaded his mother-in-law and daughter-in-law bitterly: "So as long as you cooperate, confess the truth, and confess your accomplices, we can still punish you lightly! Dude, cooperate, okay?"

: Mommy!I was so scared that I almost quit the live broadcast room!

: It has already exceeded 500 hits!

(The number of people online in the live broadcast room: 150 million!)

: I was so scared that I didn’t dare to give a reward!

: You and I, the anchor will go to the guillotine tomorrow!

: What I said about the guillotine makes sense!

: Anchor!I'll give you a ride! (reward 1 yuan)

: Anyway, it has already been surpassed, and it doesn’t matter if there is one more piece. (reward 1 yuan)

: Anchor, let’s go~ (reward 1 yuan)

(Reward from all!)

"Wait, kid." The old man patted his head, as if he was having a headache: "What are you talking about? Why didn't the old man understand a word? Start from the beginning..."

He pointed to Zuo Zheng seriously and asked, "Aren't you my Xiaoxing's friend?"

"No." Zuo Zheng took out his ID again: "I'm a special police officer! I'm here to investigate and handle the case!"

The old man nodded and his frown showed that he was not in a good mood: "Oh, you are the head catcher of this era."

: Headhunting, what era was it called?

: Grandpa, wake up!Dead early in the morning! ! !

: I feel that Grandpa is still sensible. If it weren’t for the fact that the other party is a headhunter in this era, he would have thrown it out long ago when he knew that the person who came was not his grandson’s friend...

: Grandpa is really a good dragon who obeys the law! (great)

: That dragon!Please cooperate with the head arrester to handle the case!First of all, explain your fellow (zu) partner (ren) first!

The old man said patiently, "This arrester... this special police officer,"

The change of address proves that the old man is not old and confused!

"Is there some misunderstanding? My grandson and I haven't gone out all night, so why did it cause a bad influence? This Qing Dynasty..."

The old man suddenly looked up at the ceiling, not knowing what to say...

: Dragon Kingdom!

: Now the name of the country is Dragon Kingdom!

: (Should!) Once I wake up from the dream, I don’t know what night it is...

: Grandpa, did you really cross over from the Qing Dynasty?

:Ha ha!Long time to see, there is really someone who came from Qing Dynasty!

: Damn it!Old Qing Dynasty!

: I said earlier that the Qing Dynasty crossed over, did you look down on us Zulong?That is obviously a Chaos Divine Beast born in Chaos!

Didn't see the reminders from tens of thousands of netizens, the old man was still confused, he didn't know what eve it was, so he had no choice but to say to Zuo Zheng: "I don't know what dynasty it is now, my little friend, just tell me, the old man committed the crime." Which king's law is it!"

"Ah, this...!" Zuo Zheng was stunned.

: Face to face test?

: Ah sir: How long has it been since I took the exam!

:Ha ha!Take the face-to-face exam, Taishe is dead!

: Sir, answer well, maybe your boss is also watching the live broadcast?

: Please specify which one it is!

: Better tell me, which page is it.

: Director: Zuo Zheng!Please answer!If you don't answer well, don't come back to work tomorrow!

: It looks like me who was asked by the teacher...

: Reminds me of the fear of having to memorize a whole book for the F exam...

"Anyway, it's a rule that came out in recent years! Live broadcast for the purpose of illegal profit, if the number of hits exceeds 500, it will be regarded as a bad influence. Do you understand?" This question is too difficult, Zuo Zheng is perfunctory!

The old man didn't understand: "What live broadcast, what clicks?"

"What are you pretending? Don't you know what a live broadcast is?"

The old man shook his head.

Really, I don't understand.

"Don't pretend you don't understand! Nowadays, who doesn't know what a live broadcast is? What's more, you are an actor!"

"Actor?" The old man scratched his head and asked puzzledly, "Is this old man an actor, a special soldier, or a mercenary?"

: You are nothing!

: You are a dragon!

: You are the ancestor of the Dragon Clan!

: Really cross-server chat.

: Up to now, the service area has not been unified.

: I can't solve this question even Sir.

"...I don't know who you are! You didn't explain to me!" Zuo Zheng was speechless!

"Oh." The old man probably understood, nodded and said to Zuo Zheng: "The three identities you mentioned above, the old man is not, really not!"

Zuo Zheng: "Then what are you?"

"Old man," the old man stroked his beard with a smile, and became kind-hearted again: "It's just an ordinary old man. When he gets old, he can't do anything. He just grows flowers and raises fish at home."

"Stop pretending! This is all your disguise." Zuo Zheng smiled dismissively, and stretched out his hand to pull the old man's beard again.

Grab it!

Can't tear it off.

The old man was indifferent, and looked at him as if he wanted to care for the mentally retarded.

Zuo Zheng: "..."

He changed one,

Correct,

Just one.

You can't tear off all of them, so if you pull one, you can always pull it out, right?

Zuo Zheng pinched the white beard, and solemnly said to the old man: "Brother, I found out when I met you. Your complexion is ruddy and your skin is smooth. You are a young man pretending to be an old man! Let me tell you, since you have written the script , then act well, you don’t even want to draw a few more wrinkles when you put on makeup, how do you look like an old man? Look at your hands—”

The old man raised his hand and looked.

Fair and tender.

It's almost like clapping your hands in a model advertisement.

"You're younger than a big girl, how dare you call you an old man?" Zuo Zheng said contemptuously.

: That's called Hefatongyan!

: Grandpa is good!

: I can't see it clearly when watching the live broadcast, it's better that Sir observes it closely.

: It turns out that the "hefa and childlike face" mentioned in the textbook really exists, and the Chinese teacher will not deceive me!

: Once grandpa shaves his beard and dyes his hair, he can go to school with his grandson~

: Which old fairy with white hair and childlike face is not a handsome guy after shaving his beard?

: Taishang Laojun, Nanji Xianweng and other old gods collectively liked the previous barrage!

: Shave, grandpa, you're not really a hunchback anyway!

: Stop acting, I know you are actually a handsome guy!

: Support Sir to pluck off Grandpa's beard!

Zuo Zheng grabbed the beard and said to the old man seriously: "I don't know what kind of glue you used, this fake beard is stuck very tightly..."

The old man was also very serious: "This is a real beard."

"...Anyway, it doesn't matter whether it's true or not. I can't tear off a lot of them, but if I pull this one off without blood, but with glue, it means that you have put on makeup. When the time comes, you should be conscious and go Take off your makeup!"

After finishing speaking, Zuo Zheng pulled hard!