I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

"Next, let's pay attention to the news around Long—"

"At 9:40 last night, a small earthquake with a magnitude of 4.2 occurred in the suburbs of Mojing. Fortunately, the earthquake came and went suddenly, and did not cause any casualties or property losses."

"According to Mr. Wang, an enthusiastic netizen, the earthquake is suspected to be related to the suspect Long Ao (picture of the elderly, intercepted from the live image)."

"The earthquake occurred at 9:40 p.m., and the suspected Long Ao also punched the sofa at 9:40 p.m. The time difference between the two is almost the same."

"And, after testing by the staff of the Mojing Earthquake Prevention Center, the focal center of the small earthquake that occurred in the suburbs of Mojing last night was Ao's residence, and the earthquake range was a hundred miles away!"

"One punch from the Dragon Clan can cause a large-scale earthquake. It is not yet known how many magnitudes of earthquakes Ao's heaviest punch can reach, and how large the range of lethality is."

"In addition, according to the aerial photography data provided by the Black Dragon Special Police, we can see the power of the sky thunder when the Dragon Clan crosses the catastrophe!"

Picture: A self-built house pierced through a black hole to the bottom.

"Fortunately, Tianlei has long eyes, and only slashed dragons, but did not slash any innocent residents!"

"It can be seen that dragons are extremely dangerous. Even if they leave the water, they may cause irresistible natural phenomena such as earthquakes and thunder."

"So the official release of two statements—"

"1. Please non-human Taoist friends carefully consider the dojo for crossing the catastrophe, and do not choose to live in a place where mortals live! If unfortunately casualties are caused, our country will gather the power of mortals to hold all the culprits accountable! "

"2. Residents in the western suburbs of Mojing, please move out of the western suburbs as soon as possible, so as not to be accidentally injured by the dragon clan! If the residents don't move out, they will be responsible for all accidents."

"One last piece of news."

"Last night, there were 6 members of the vanguard team who went to investigate the truth about the Dragon Clan, and all the residents in the apartment where Ao lived, a total of 123 people. All of them were unharmed, but at the same time, they completely lost their memory of last night... ..."

"But the suspect Long Ao never imagined that the Internet has memories..."

"The circle of friends also has memories..."

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7:00am.

The old man on the sofa opened his eyes.

: Good morning, grandpa!

: Good morning, grandpa~

: Watching the computer all night, I finally waited until Grandpa opened his eyes~

Just by opening his eyes, the old man received cordial greetings from millions of netizens, but he himself didn't know that after last night, he had become a national grandfather...

He looked at the clock on the wall.

"It's 7 o'clock. Ah Zai should be waking up soon. He has just recovered his dragon body. He must be very hungry. I have to order a takeaway for him."

The old man picked up the phone.

There is a hole in the phone, which was pierced by Ah Zai last night.

"..."

: Haha, Ah Zai's masterpiece!

: It really made the poor family even worse!

: I have never seen such a shabby dragon family...

: According to legend, dragons like things that are shiny and shiny, so they usually store a lot of gold and silver treasures...

: The old man didn't have any food? ?

: I don’t know if the old man is in the village or not, anyway, Azai doesn’t have one...

: How can I order takeaway without a mobile phone~

: Ah Zai regained his dragon body. Could it be that he also eats a lot like the old man, only eating once a year?

: Little dragon cubs need to eat a lot to grow up~

(Tip and go~)

"That's the only way..." The old man touched the ring, and three sticks of fine incense appeared in his hand.

He lit incense.

White smoke curls up and gathers into an image.

A strange beast appeared.

It has the body of a sheep and the face of a human, with tiger teeth and human hands. At first glance, netizens were shocked by its ferocious appearance, but at the second glance, they found that this strange beast was sitting on a rocking chair like an old man. , covered with a blanket, holding a cigarette in his hand, very leisurely.

"Long Zu, didn't I tell you? It's the 21st century now, please call if you have anything to do, don't use the spell of 'lighting incense to invite God' to contact you, this method is really fucking out !" The strange animal said while smoking a cigarette.

The old man held up his phone.

A hole in the phone.

And he looks innocent and helpless...

Strange Beast: "...buy one and go."

Old man: "No RMB."

With a flick of the beast's paw, a wad of RMB fell through the smoke and fell into the old man's hand.

:Wow!Did you send money directly? ?

: Ah Zai wakes up crying, I have worked so hard for a whole year of live broadcasting, and it is not as good as others giving grandpa a wad of money.

: Mommy!All hundred dollar bills!A monster has more money than me!I'm going to cry and faint in the toilet!

: Does anyone know what kind of beast this is?

: Sheep body and human face, tiger teeth and human claws, its voice is like a baby, it is gluttonous!

: what!

: One of the four ancient beasts, Taotie? ? ?

: TAT, you are talking nonsense, Tao Tao and Tie Tie are two cute children, they don't look like this!

: This doesn't seem to be Taotao or Tie Tie, the voice is different...

: ... Can someone tell me how to type those two characters?

: Taotie, tao, tie.

: Is it a gluttonous shop?

: Is the feast coming again?

: Grandpa, order a copy for me too!

:...

"Go buy a mobile phone. Let's talk on the phone." Taotie waved his hand, and the smoke was about to disperse.

But the old man hurriedly blew on the incense, lit it up, and the smoke thickened again, Taotie's impatient expression became clear again: "What are you doing again?"

The old man asked seriously: "Where can I buy a mobile phone?"

Taotie: "...don't tell me, you don't know the way."

The old man was helpless and pitiful: "I just woke up a few days ago, and I don't know the road in this world at all... The world has changed so much, there are tall buildings everywhere... There is a lot of traffic everywhere..."

Taotie was speechless.

With a flick of his hand, a mobile phone appeared in the old man's hand through the smoke.

"See you off, let's talk on the phone."

The smoke will clear again...

: Flower for the latest Mate40Pro? ?

: Gods and beasts support domestic production, why do we not support domestic production? ?

: The apple in my hand suddenly smells bad...

: Taotie is so generous, I really want to have such an old friend (moved)

: I always thought that Taotie was greedy and selfish, but I didn't expect to be so generous to grandpa, it's so touching!

: Taotie: Talk on the phone!

However, the old man took another breath, the smoke became thicker again, and the Taotie appeared again. This time, the Taotie did not have the original leisurely, but the veins twitched violently: "What's wrong?!"

The old man had money in one hand and a mobile phone in the other, blinking his eyes: "You gave me both the money and the mobile phone, why don't you just give me another breakfast."

"Breakfast? No!" Taotie roared, "Gourmet food is my lifelong pursuit. I can give away money and mobile phones. Only food is not free!"

As soon as the words were finished, the old man suddenly turned into a black dragon, plunged into the fog, pinned Taotie's shoulders with two claws, and asked three words with a loud voice: "Send, no, send?"