I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

"Hi everyone, this is Xiaoxingxing's midnight live broadcast~!"

"Now let's focus on these two uninvited fellow Taoists."

"We see it now, this friend in red, whose id is 'My sword is a hundred and eight thousand miles long!'"

: Awesome!

: Damn, I thought the longest sword was only 40 meters...

: My sword is 40 meters long, so I will let you run another 39 meters, and I will kill you again... This is a thousand miles away, how can I run like this?

: Brother Monkey can't escape, right?

: (Monkey Three Sticks) Ouch, fellow Taoist, you are a bit fierce~!

"This friend in black, whose id is 'Sword Master yyds', seems to be a master who proves the Tao with a sword."

"They are shopping...yes, they are shopping. Do you like it? Shopping at midnight is more romantic! Moreover, if two people can meet in the street at midnight when no one is there, it is definitely a fateful encounter. We must cherish such an encounter it's fate!"

"He is coming."

"He, also came over!"

"One looked up and didn't know what star he was looking for."

"Looking left and right, it seems to be admiring me...my father's handicraft masterpiece, maybe, he is going to buy a house!"

"Here, Xiao Xingxing kindly recommends that everyone just watch it. Please don't imitate the behavior of these two protagonists. After all, it is still very dangerous to walk without looking at the road—"

Boom!

"Look, you hit me~╮(╯▽╰)╭"

The two collided and separated quickly!

"Who!" They held the swords behind their backs at the same time, their knuckles were white!

Xiao Xingxing's commentary also resumed its dignified rhythm——

"The atmosphere at the scene was instantly cold and stalemate to the extreme!"

"They didn't move!"

"What are they thinking?"

"Must be thinking—"

"Oh, it's a clash of styles, whoever has an ugly posture is embarrassed~!"

: (whole network) poof——

: The explanation is very good, don't explain it next time, I was drinking strong tea just now, my computer screen...

: One thing to say, it really hits the shape! (/laugh and cry)

: Are you embarrassing if you are immortal?

: (The younger brother wipes his mouth and the screen) This question is most suitable for Nezha and Honghaier. Do you think they are embarrassed? !

: (I'm cute Nanhai) I'm so embarrassed...

: (I am Nanhai Xiaocuti) I have been embarrassed for more than 1000 years, and now I go out, and some people call me the third prince, heh...

: (Nanhai Bamboo Planter) I told you to change your red bellyband, but if you don’t…

: (I'm Nanhai Xiaocuti) If you want to change, he should change first!

: (South China Sea Bamboo Planter) -_-||

:Oops!Did the dispute between Nezha and Honghaier begin with the red bellyband?

: Haha... Don't you think the host's live broadcast today is a bit hilarious?If I could explain it in such a cool (dou) interesting (bi) way before, it would have been popular long ago!

: Is it a bit different from usual, maybe because I drank a bar at the celebration banquet?

: It's normal to be a little high after drinking.

: The anchor's drinking capacity, no one will believe it when he goes out and says it's a dragon.The Dragon Clan drank the wine as a drink, and he poured it in one gulp!But it doesn't matter if you're drunk, you can release your nature, and your state is obviously much better than before you were not drunk...

: I wonder if he will remember what he did now when he wakes up tomorrow?

Just when the whole network was lamenting that Ao Xing was in a much better state when he was doing a live broadcast commentary after being drunk than before he was not drunk, a person passed by the camera silently.

He has a small skeleton with membranous on his left shoulder, and a small lump of flesh on his right shoulder. Wearing pajamas, he scratches his belly and drags his feet, as if sleepwalking in a half-dream...

Ao Xing: "..."

The whole network: ? ? ?

Ao Xing turned his head abruptly, pointed at the boy holding the camera, and shouted, "You old man! Became me again!!"

The teenager aha: "My son is awake."

: ∑(￣□￣)! !

: What the hell?It's Long Zu! ! !

: Let me tell you why the anchor is so smooth tonight!

: The storyboard is also better!It seems that Wuhu has been controlled!

(The fact is that it is indeed controlled.)

"What are you doing? Why did you become like me? Still grabbing Wuhu?" Ao Xing angrily walked forward and snatched the mini camera from Tai Ao.

When he saw Wuhu, his eyeballs almost fell out: "Fuck! Live broadcast?!"

What did he find?

His father, transformed into him, was broadcasting live——!

When did he find out it was live? ?

Not only that, but the barrage also said——

: It's over, anchor, your father is 6 times better than you in live broadcasting!

: I like Longzu's live broadcast style ~ (/ present flowers)

: Anchor, you should obediently go to school, and leave it to your father to make money to support the family. (/cover face)

: Yes, the anchor has gone to school for 5000 years, and the live broadcast is left to Long Zu!

This is so shocking, his father did a live broadcast for the first time, and the effect was better than him!

Ao Xing let out a wow, really wanted to cry.

But he also saw the storyboard.

Obviously the screen in the live broadcast room has been fixed to a certain place!

(Wuhu: I was kidnapped, but I can't blink...)

In this picture, it is a certain street in no man's land, and the two people facing each other are like swordsmen who came out of a martial arts drama, each holding the sword behind them, staring at each other, motionless for a long time!

There is also an eye-catching timer above their heads, representing the time of their stalemate: 5:00!

And, their ids: My sword is thousands of miles long, and, Juggernaut yyds!

Coupled with the blood bar and blue bar, it is really too much!

Do you think they are game characters?

(Wuhu: I was kidnapped, the red and blue bars were not added by me!)

"Have they been immobile for so long?" Ao Xing asked speechlessly.

Tai Ao explained: "Yes, although they didn't move, in fact, they have already fought thousands of moves with their spiritual sense!"

Ao Xing was surprised: "So powerful?"

Tai Aohai: "Just kidding. Those who can lurk here all use their spiritual sense to crawl over the network cable. The ones who appear here now are all their own small groups of spiritual sense. It's fighting!"

Ao Xing: "Then why are they standing still?"

Tai Ao: "Because when the strength is about the same and you are not sure whether the opponent is higher or lower than you, whoever makes the first move will lose first."

Ao Xing: "Then they won't be motionless until dawn?"

"Very likely, time is not time for them anyway, it is possible to stand for seven or eight hundred years." Tai Ao leisurely brewed a cup of tea.

Time, to him, is not time either~

"Is that too long?" Ao Xing said impatiently.

Tai Ao smiled: "Do you want to watch them fight?"

Ao Xing: "Yes."

If you don't fight, do you think they become fossils?

"Well, come on, son, put on the armor first." Tai Ao put the armor on Ao Xing with a smile.

: Damn it!Uncle Long's same style!

: The one armed to the teeth?

: It was imitated so quickly?

: Strange, the live broadcast is almost 24 hours a day, so Long Zu can create a new "armed to the teeth" under our noses? ?

: Hey, hey, isn't the point, it's just a simple onlooker, and you have to be armed to the teeth? ?

In just a few seconds, Ao Xing has been put on a whole set of defensive equipment!

Even he himself didn't react!

By the time he realized it, the braces had already been stuffed into his teeth: "Old man, I suspect that you want to dress me up in such a wicked way, that's why you dress me up like this! Umm..."

"No, no, you are just born, you have thin skin and tender flesh, so it's better to take good protection." Tai Ao said with a smile.

"Come on, how can I be so fragile? You made me like this, I can't even go to the bathroom. Yes, I want to go to the bathroom when I get up..."

Ao Xing just wanted to take off this weapon to the teeth (I don’t want to play with Lao Tzu anymore!), unexpectedly, at this moment, Tai Ao threw a small stone.

The small stone broke through the dimensional wall, and traveled directly from the roof of the hut in the middle of the lake to where the two were.

Tick.

In an instant, a white light flashed.

Everything around was wiped out!

The little dragon cub almost peed in fright Σ(?д?;): "What happened just now! No man's land—it's gone!"

And in a corner of no man's land, there was a gluttonous roar: "Damn old man! What kind of plane are you doing!! My shop..."

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*Tai Ao: The old man didn't do anything, the old man just threw a small stone. ╮(╯_╰)╭