I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

Do you think it was the gate of Zixiao Palace that was closed?

No.

It's the despair of the gods~

Gods Σ(っ°Д°;)っ~

The audience was collectively stunned.

: Booming in a trance...

: Isn't this no man's land?

: Where is this?

: Fellow Taoists, why are you so panicked?

: So where the hell is this? ?

: It seems like a palace...? ?

: There are so many cushions on the ground!

: No common sense, right?That's not a cushion, that's a futon!

: Uh... a futon? ? ?

: Is this the Zixiao Palace? ? ?

: Isn't school only starting on March 3?Today is March 16th!

: The anchor goes to school early?

: Why are you so overwhelmed?I also want to watch Gods of No Man's Land Smash Bros.!

: Yeah, the gods end up wearing vests, I can't tell who is who, so I came to school?

: Daozu (*￣︶￣): You are here, don’t leave, leave after class~

: Ahaha, so are you forced to attend classes now?

: Just now I saw Taishang Laojun yelling at the other four sages. Could it be that the sages are going back to school?Ah ha ha!

: That's called remaking!Ha ha!

: The sage has to go back to the stove and rebuild, I laughed so hard hahaha!

: Let you all fight!Let's see if you dare to fight!Hahaha!

: Now the little brother is happy. His wish is peace in the Three Realms. Now that the bad boys are locked up by Daozu, no one can threaten the peace of the Three Realms anymore... Ah!Brother, why did you go in too? ! !

suddenly.

A young hand pinches Wuhu and straightens the camera.

Whole network: ∑(⊙▽⊙)!

A young courier boy who is familiar to all station B appeared with a smile, "I heard that online classes are popular in the world now, so I think I should also keep pace with the times and keep up with the development of the times." , develop online classes.”

The whole network:! ! !

The courier boy hahaha: "Students, remember from now on, wake up at 5:7 am for morning get out of class, and end get out of class at [-]:[-] am. After class, you can do whatever you want, and we will continue. Also, remember to sign in for morning class every day, otherwise..."

The courier boy's voice suddenly sank, followed by his voice, and the thunder of heaven: "I will be punished by heaven!"

Boom--!

Whole network: Σ(っ°Д°;) っ! ! !

Ao Xing was taken aback, and then realized that it was not his own catastrophe, so don't worry.

The gods hug.

tearful.

They dare not speak.

It seems that they all recall the beautiful (hong) good (long) time (long) time when Li was seeking Taoism in the past...

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"As for you..." The courier boy looked back at the lovely students, smiled and said: "Morning class at 5 o'clock in the morning, the schedule is on the wall, and the boy will take you to see it later, free activities today, Be on time for class tomorrow."

After speaking, he disappeared.

After he left...

The immortals couldn't bear it any longer, and burst into tears!

Those five were the ones who cried the most!

You are sick and need to take medicine!Holding ten thousand dharmas is life, crying: "Here it goes again, no matter how many years have passed, Master likes to scare people with the catastrophe!"

Ten Thousand Laws Are Destiny shed tears: "I recalled the old school days..."

Ailian said hugging grapes: "We shouldn't have come back!"

The figure master burst into tears: "I also want to be hugged by young ladies! Are there not many young ladies here? Master, can you help me accept a young junior sister this year? tpant"

Others cried miserably, but none of them were as miserable as the five of them: "I'm back again, woo woo woo, retreat for 5000 years, go out and become a savage! tpant"

Hongjun's sermon, who doesn't have a point in the heart of the gods?

For the first time, 1000 years.

The second time, 5000 years!

Retreat for 5000 years, go out and become a savage!

Then last time, no one came!

But it was also the last time, what Hongjun talked about was the method of sanctification!

then……

The few who came were successfully sanctified.

but……

It is said that Hongjun imprisoned their real bodies on futons and ordered them to hand over perfect graduation projects, and let them go only after they were sanctified.

Uh,

You said how long did they sit?

Anyway, it is said that the last Nuwa classmate who was sanctified sat for 10 years!

Anyway, pretty miserable.

Nu Wa cried so loudly!

She doesn't want to go through the graduation project again, okay!

Netizens hugged tissues and sipped their tears.

: Why do we have to go to school?I'm just a mortal!

: 5 AM!Who the hell can get up!

: I didn't even go to school that early!

: Daozu means: finish his morning class first, and then go to school and work. tvt

: No morning class, okay?

: Boom...

:let me try! (/cry loudly)

:what!I'm the anchor!

: Is the anchor up?

: The anchor is sitting on a futon!

: The anchor I'm chasing really wants to be holy, Sahua!I have this morning class!I do morning reading at 8 o'clock, but I am willing to get up at 5 o'clock to practice with the host for the sake of the host!

: The anchor wants to be holy?Then I will be his classmate!My account will be passed on to my children and grandchildren. I can’t see the anchor become holy, but my descendants, there must be a generation that can see the anchor become holy!

: Are you stupid to say that you want to leave the account to future generations?If we follow the Taoist ancestors to practice, even if we don't become immortals, we can prolong our lives, right?

: Do not seek immortality, only seek immortality!Follow up to the end!

: @You are sick, you have to take medicine!Laojun, I don't want to learn Taoism from the Taoist ancestor, I want to learn the way of alchemy from you, I want to refine the elixir of immortality!I have no other wish, I just want to live and watch the anchor become holy!

You are sick and need to take medicine!He raised his head and shouted in grief and indignation: "There is no such medicine! If there is one, I will not give it!"

:! !

: Can you still talk to the live broadcast room?

"School hasn't started yet, so of course I can talk to the live broadcast room." You are sick and need to take medicine!Wiping away tears, he talked to the live broadcast room and said, "Is there anyone in Heaven watching the live broadcast? If so, can you help me go to Tushita Palace, the golden elixir in my stove will be released in three hours! If the fire is over, then the past seven, seven, 49 days will be in vain! Tpant!"

: Now go to Tushita Palace to help watch the fire, can you give me half of the golden core?

: Laojun, where is your fire boy?

You are sick and need to take medicine!With old tears in his eyes, he gritted his teeth: "The lower realm is gone for a demon!"

: King of the Golden Horn?

: Silver Horn King?

: Didn't you change your mind and return to heaven to be a fairy?

: Journey to the West is a lie.

You are sick and need to take medicine!Tears streamed down his face: "Is there any fairy friend from Heaven watching the broadcast? Can you please help me to watch the fire? It's okay to share half of the golden core with you, it's better than scrapping all of it!"

"If the fire from the sky is not controlled, it will become a new flaming mountain if it falls on the human world!"

: Laojun, some people say that the red boy is your illegitimate child, is this true?

You are sick and need to take medicine! , I am Nanhai Xiaocuti raised their heads together: "No!"

: Don't even talk about it, let's find someone to watch the fire for Laojun.

: Are there any fairy friends in heaven?Help me watch the fire~

: Are there any fairy friends in heaven?

:Do you have?