I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

"Houtu?" As a little dragon cub who has been baptized in materialism for 21 years in the 18st century, Ao Xing actually doesn't know much about these mythical characters.

Everything depends on popular science by netizens.

: Houtu, one of the Twelve Ancestral Witches.

: During the Lich War, Houtu felt that the witch clan caused too much murder, even if he defeated the monster clan, it would be unacceptable by the law of heaven.So in order to save the Wu Clan, Houtu turned into the Six Realms of Reincarnation to make up for the defects of the Heavenly Dao, and disappeared from heaven and earth ever since!

: Mommy!Back soil alive! (′▽｀)ノ?

: Houtu can live, so it is no surprise that Gonggong survived!

: This year's Zixiao Palace student lineup is really surprising~(/moving)

: The fourth session of Zixiao Palace, it's really lively!

: Am I the only one who cares about Yama's female appearance?

: Yan Wang, do you still remember the character design of your domineering president? (/嘤!)

: My overbearing cool brother, the evil, charming and mad King Hades...disillusioned! !

: Yan Wang's daughter looks good, I like it!

: Excuse me, does Yama have a female face?If so, I want to chase! (/heartbeat)

: Yama, what story do you have with Houtu? ?

: Hades once said: I have worked for Houtu for tens of thousands of years, and I am happy with it!

: It turned out to be true love!

: Wow~ No wonder 007 can't change Yama's position!

: I want to know the story of Hades and Houtu!

: It’s so touching, the six realms of reincarnation disappeared in Houtuhua, the King of Hades has guarded the six realms of reincarnation for thousands of years, and today we finally meet again...

:Hey!Are you sure this is the version of the story?Don't make up your mind!If you spread rumors, you will go to hell after you die!

: It's okay, I'd like to bet that tomorrow morning, the fanfiction of Yan Wang & Houtu will be flying all over the sky!

: There are so many people who are not afraid of death...

Ao Xing looked up at the barrage, from the words of the water friends, he felt the strength of this year's Zixiao Palace student lineup!

The six great sages, reworked!

Three worlds common enemy, Demon Ancestor Luohu!

The lord of the ancient Heavenly Court, the Eastern Emperor Taiyi!

Knock down Bu Zhoushan's Water and Fire Witch!

Even Houtu, who has transformed into six realms, has appeared.

(Did you make an appointment to cheat the corpse together?)

"That's why I said that ghosts are the scariest thing in this world. If you die, you will die. Don't resurrect the corpse!" Tai Ao shook his head, pushed Ao Xing, and set foot on the star road.

Ao Xing still couldn't accept it: "But you are all great gods, which one has not been cultivated for tens of thousands of years? Why are you still afraid of ghosts?"

In TV dramas, ghosts are the lowest level of existence, not to mention gods, even ordinary Taoist priests can use yellow symbols to become scum in seconds!

But Tai Ao said: "Of course ordinary ghosts don't need to be afraid, but in our generation, what we fear most is the fake corpses of our generation! Look at my generation, which one can't blow up the sky?"

Σ(?д?lll)!

This seems to make sense!

: Could this be the legendary Zhatian Gang?

: The Sky-Blowing Gang?

: It turned out to be the Zhatian Gang!Long awaited!Long awaited!

: Don't blow up the sky, let the sky go!You see, all of you have changed Sister Wa's sex in such a hurry!

: I want to know the story of Nuwa's sex change and Yan Wang's sex change!

: No wonder old man you are so afraid of ghosts!

: Joke, our Long Zu is afraid of ghosts?

: Episode 3 says that Long Zu is afraid of ghosts!

: The ghost that Long Zu is afraid of should not exist, right?

:that is!Of his peers, who can beat him?

: I just want to know how many people were frightened when Longzu cheated on the corpse?

: This question should be @我本纯良!

"Don't cue me! I'm not afraid! A dead dragon, what's there to be afraid of!" My innocent Luo Hu hung upside down, cursing!

"Yeah, you don't have to be afraid. Is there anything in this world that you Luohu is afraid of?" Tai Ao chuckled, disapproving, it was the contempt of the winner for the loser.

"Hmph!" Luo Hu clasped his hands together, already very used to this upside-down posture.

But within a few seconds, his face became serious, just like Tai Ao above, facing the boundless universe, lost in thought...

……

Ao Xing, who was sitting in front, didn't notice that the people behind him became silent, because he was still recalling everything he experienced today.

If you count the fraudulent corpses (x, get up and blow up the sky), Gonggong and Houtu are not the only ones.

The first corpse fraudster in this live broadcast room: Long Zu Tai Ao!

Because the time was so long ago, when he got up to cheat the corpse, not many younger generations were surprised, and was even regarded as a liar for a time, and even the Dragon King of the Four Seas took the opportunity to make a fortune!

Should the second corpse fraudster be Zhu Jiuyin, or Donghuang Taiyi?

Zhu Jiuyin's deceitful corpse blew up the Dragon Clan.

But out of respect for Longzu, the live broadcast room was peaceful, and nothing could be seen at all, but when they met, there was a big fight.

As for Donghuang Taiyi's fraudulent corpse, everyone's acceptance is not bad. After all, he showed up to give birth to a child. Congratulations!

The third person who cheated the corpse was actually this Luo Hu.

Get up and explode, causing public outrage!

Who wouldn't want to push this guy back into the coffin? !

The fourth and fifth places are Gonggong and Houtu.

Since they are the freshest scam corpses, the stories behind them have yet to be discovered...

Ok……

and many more!

Why is this posture so like pushing a baby carriage?

Stroller: Sage futon.

Baby: Him.

Pusher: His father.

(An upside-down monster is ignored!)

Isn't this state too embarrassing?

How old is he?

Ao Xing quickly turned into a little dragon cub!

I don't know why, but after becoming a little dragon cub, it seems that I don't feel so ashamed to ride in a stroller~!

Hehe ~

At the end of the star road, the boy Jedi has been waiting for a long time.

"This is your future dormitory. Please choose the 'room' you like. You can live alone or with several friends. There is no limit to the number of people in the room." Jeede said expressionlessly.

here is……?

here? ?

This! !

The little dragon cub rubbed his eyes.

The entire audience on the Internet is also rubbing their eyes.

I can't believe the scene in front of me!

Room?

Boys' dormitory? ?

Presumably, when the word "dormitory" is mentioned, what everyone thinks of should be the seven or eight-story building in the school, with a dozen rooms on the first floor, and several rows of bunk beds in the room-such a dormitory, right?

but,

What the Jedi show is still the vast universe, the endless planets...

So the dormitory...?

Tai Ao changed back to his original form.

"My God! Seeing the real body of the Dragon Ancestor from a close distance, it's really huge!" All the immortals walked over together, but they were pushed back to Zixiao Palace by the sudden change of the giant dragon!

This way, go for nothing!

And the audience on the whole network: Oh my god, I can't see anything anymore!

As we all know, Wuhu provides audiences with a field of vision of hundreds of miles in a radius.

but,

Tai Ao transforms into a body that can't fit on a single screen!

All the viewers are trying to find a perspective to see the scene clearly, but - just can't find it.

So the audience knows.

The Dragon Ancestor is so big, its square radius... no, it can't even fit in a cubic hundred miles!

I only heard Luo Hu swearing from below: "You dead dragon, you have been dead for more than 100 billion years, what kind of corpse! You are a waste of space if you are alive!"

This sentence actually won the unanimous approval of the audience in the three realms!

Then, they heard Tai Ao's smiling voice: "I'm too big. So I want to pick the biggest planet, okay?"

Jedi: "Yes."

Whole Network Σ(?д?lll): "So your dormitories are really divided by planet?"