I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

"Women will only affect the speed of my enlightenment! I, Zhu Jiuyin, seek the Tao wholeheartedly, and will never delay the great cause of practicing and proving the Tao for love!" Zhu Jiuyin set the flag to Ao Xing righteously: "Also, You are my younger brother, don't be like those people on the Internet, and give me cp! I would never marry this little thing if I married any woman! It is absolutely impossible for me to call that three-legged chicken father-in-law!"

"Oh!" Ao Xing was shocked by the aura of this flag!

"Proving the Tao with one heart, a high level of consciousness. I hope you can prove the Tao and become a saint during your studies." Daozu Teacher Hongjun was moved, and took the initiative to take the Donghuang Cub out of Zhu Jiuyin's arms and put him in the On another empty futon.

Where can Xiao Donghuang cub sit?

As soon as my butt touched the futon, I stood up immediately.

But Hongjun gently pressed him down, and said softly: "Take a good class."

"You..." Little Donghuang cub couldn't get up after struggling twice, so he yelled at Hongjun, his voice was crunchy, like a child who has not changed his voice and willed: "You stinky old man, let me go! Who wants to fuck you class? Let me go..."

(⊙x⊙;)!

She didn't say much before she was silenced by a decree from Hongjun.

Ao Xing was stunned again: "She can talk! She can talk just 3 days after she was born! Isn't this just transfiguration??"

"This is called attunement. She was originally in Yinglong Gengchen's body, absorbing the aura of her parents and the world. She was born with a cultivation base of 5 years. Although she was born with immature spiritual intelligence, she can open it with a little touch." Spiritual wisdom, in this way the cultivation can progress rapidly." Hongjun explained.

Eastern Emperor Cub (⊙x⊙)###!

Zhu Jiuyin was extremely moved: "Thank you Daozu!This year, I will definitely live up to your expectations and become a saint! "

"Then, good luck to you." Hongjun smiled.

Ao Xing was puzzled: "Why do I have to grow up slowly like a baby?"

"No one enlightened you," Hongjun said kindly to the little dragon cub, "Besides, you have human DNA in your body, so you grew up like a human, so what's wrong with that?"

"Very good." Although he said so on the lips, Ao Xing scolded his father in his heart!

That old man, who is at the level of a sage, did not enlighten him!

How cool would it be if he was born this big?

"It turns out that gods need enlightenment to open their spiritual wisdom and grow up!" The girl Mengmeng excitedly grabbed the fluffy bird on her head, handed it to Hongjun, and begged: "Then teacher, give me enlightenment!" Let it! Let it grow up quickly, okay?"

Unexpectedly, Hongjun glanced at the little chicken in her palm and smiled: "I can't melt this."

Mengmeng immediately felt melancholy: "Why can't you enlighten me? I'll grow up earlier, so I don't have to treat my hair like a chicken coop!"

chick?_?:"……"

Hongjun smiled and said: "Take a good class, don't talk and play anymore."

After saying that, he disappeared.

After Hongjun left, Ao Xing couldn't help leaning over and asked in a low voice, "What kind of bird are you? Is it a Phoenix?"

As soon as the voice fell, it was dawn and thunder!

boom!boom!

Ao Xing is numb!

Mengmeng hugged her head and curled up with a wow sound, holding back her tears: "I want to go home..."

chick?_?:"……"

"Hush!" Zhu Jiuyin signaled in a low voice. At this time, he had already sat upright, his posture was exactly the same as that of other gods: "Under the eyes of Tiandao, don't go off, don't talk small things."

Omniscient and omnipotent is so terrifying!

Ao Xing hurriedly imitated the example and corrected his posture with the others, not daring to have any other thoughts.

Mengmeng wiped away her tears and sat down quickly, but her expression looked as if she had suffered the most terrible torture in the world!

After everyone calmed down, Taoist Hongjun on the podium said: "Today is the opening day of the fourth lecture in Zixiao Palace, so today I will use the time of morning class to report a simple opening ceremony. The rest of the time is free at leisure."

Is today a ceremony over?Then can't you play casually in the next time?

Ao Xing is just like ordinary students, happy for the next "free activities"!

Hongjun: "This year, our Zixiao Palace not only welcomes back old students, but also accepts new members. I am very pleased!"

Veteran students: "..."

New students: "..."

It seems that no one is happy!

Hongjun: "Since the opening of the Great Desolation, Zixiao Palace has been opened four times."

"The first time was after the battle between immortals and demons on Mount Sumeru. I became a holiness and realized the three thousand laws of the Dao. I deeply felt that the peak pursued by all spirits in the world is holiness, so I opened the gate of Zixiao Palace and invited My comrades from all over the world come here and share with you the Three Thousand Laws that I have comprehended."

"but!"

"The sanctification of the law is still too difficult for you! No one can fully comprehend the law, and become a saint in harmony!"

The old students were collectively silent.

Hongjun: "For the second sermon, I decided to reduce the difficulty. Since the law is so difficult to be sanctified, everyone chooses different laws. I really can't point out one by one, so I just unify it into one. The holy method, be simple and rude, and make public the method of beheading the three corpses!"

"but!"

"Good corpses and evil corpses are easy to kill, but none of them can! Really, the biggest enemy in this world is myself, and I am still invincible!"

Veteran students: "..."

Hongjun: "After the second sermon, you think that the deity's method of beheading the three corpses is to fool you. There are no three corpses in this world. It is easy to become a demon after beheading a good corpse. The method of beheading the three corpses even spread rumors that I am uneasy and kind!"

"So you didn't even come for the third time."

"For the third time, I have retreated for thousands of years, and finally realized: there are too many standards for the sanctification of the law, and it is impossible to give pointers; unifying the standard, beheading the three corpses and sanctifying, for you, the risk is too great, the gain outweighs the loss, and it is too difficult Everyone has done it; so the deity retreated for another 10 years, and once again realized another set of simple, safe, effective and innocuous methods of sanctification!"

"That is, the merits are sanctified!"

"But it's very good. There are only a few people who came, but just a few students, and it finally proved that the method of making meritorious deeds is feasible!"

This time, everyone nodded in agreement.

&nd It's hard to save!Once you do evil, all previous efforts will be wasted! "The Mansaohong old fairy sitting in front of Ao Xing said with tears.

"Can't you make even a small mistake?" Seeing someone talking, Ao Xing couldn't help asking, "Isn't there an old saying that merit and demerit are equal? ​​If you do something wrong, just use merit to offset part of the fault." !"

The old god sighed: "No, just don't do any immoral things! Otherwise, all the merits will be wiped out! You juniors don't know how harsh the condition for the sanctification of merits is! How many people have saved 99% of their merits, and the result is that they are in the last day. A business trip on a meritorious matter, leading to previous achievements..."

While speaking, the old fairy turned his head.

Just when he turned his head and saw the people sitting behind him, he stopped talking for a moment, and smiled at Ao Xing and other cubs ('?`)~

&ndIt turned out to be Yuelao! !