I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

Opening the door, the fat woman was still there, with a wind-slanted hairstyle on her head, and a mobile phone in her hand.

However, when she saw the person who opened the door, she froze for a moment, then quickly raised her head, stared at the person in front of her, and continued to stay.

: Auntie, don't be an idiot!Send a circle of friends first!

: Did you even forget to press the shutter?

: What kind of amazing face does the old dragon have? ?

: Ask for a photo, ask for a photo! !

"Hello." The old dragon greeted politely.

"Hello..." The fat landlord stared at him blankly.

"Your surname?"

The fat landlord finally came back to his senses at this time and returned to normal. He brushed his messy hairstyle with his hands reservedly: "Miangui's surname is Li."

: This style of painting has changed...? ! !

: Sudden ancient style of literature and art? ?

The old dragon sincerely said, "Hello, Miss Li, what is the purpose of visiting?"

The fat landlord is both shy and reserved: "I heard that there was a sudden thunder and lightning last night, and it pierced through my house, from the sixth floor to the first floor, so I rushed over early in the morning to check on the house... Little brother, you were not hurt last night, right?"

: Ouch, what a twist!

: The house is not important anymore!Little brother is more fragrant! (Ha ha)

: Azai, someone wants to be your stepmother!

"No no."

"Then have you been frightened?" The fat landlord asked with concern.

The old dragon stretched out his hand and blocked the door.

"No."

"Why not? Such a big thunder!" The fat landlord took a step closer.

Old Dragon: "!"

He can only take a step back!

"I received WeChat messages from the tenants on your side early in the morning, all saying that the lightning struck our house last night! I have seen the photos, what a scary hole! Your house... "

The fat landlord was stunned when he entered the room.

Look up at the ceiling - it's all right.

Look down at the floor - it's all right.

This is awkward.

"Why is your room okay?" The fat landlord wondered.

: Because it has been made up. (Ha ha)

: Take mending stone. (Ha ha)

: The landlord who cultivated blessings for eight lifetimes in exchange for two large pieces of sky-replenishing stones. (great)

"To tell you the truth, I fixed it." The old dragon grinned, "Excuse me, I fixed the broken house again. As the landlord, will you stop holding me accountable?"

"How did you fix it?" The landlord kicked the door shut.

Old Dragon: "?!"

: Auntie is so skilled!

: The old dragon is in danger!

: Haha, don't care if your house is broken or not, now Auntie has more important things to do! (cover mouth)

: How handsome is the old dragon?Let aunt become so impatient? ? (Ha ha)

: Be positive!

: Be positive!

: Be positive!

"Just, just repair it like this." The old dragon was dumbfounded: "Just, it's just ordinary and a piece of mud, add a few earth bricks, and it's repaired..."

And the landlord pressed on step by step: "I repaired the house in one night, little brother, you have lived with me for so long, I don't even know you still have this skill?"

return,

Constantly winking.

He can only step back step by step!

"This... If you've lived for a long time, you can learn a little bit of everything..." The old dragon's heel hit the sofa!

There is no going back!

He could only go all out: "Girl, please respect yourself! A man and a widow, living together in the same room, how decent is that?!"

"Ouch? What are you talking about?" The fat landlord rushed over: "It's dead early in the morning! Now who doesn't like lonely men and widows living in the same room! Hey!"

She struggled a bit, but no matter how hard she struggled, it was as if there was an invisible barrier between her and the man in front of her, and she couldn't get any closer!

: Died early in the morning, the girl has the truth! (Ha ha)

: Zulong still living in the feudal era...

: Grandpa, now the girl Jund can eat you alive. (funny)

: Chong Chong Chong!

Just as she was about to ask what was going on, the person in front of her stepped forward and asked, "Miss, are you married?"

"Widowed." The fat landlord said affectionately.

Old Dragon: "But I have a child."

The fat landlord smiled: "Coincidentally, I am divorced with two children!"

"But my mother is still alive!"

"..." The fat landlord's face immediately sank, and He Dongshi roared: "Ao Xing! Pay me all the rent you owe for these three months!!!"

Old Dragon (oA0)! !

: A woman can turn her face faster than a book (laughing and crying)

: Anchor, you owe so much rent? ?

: Really worthy of being the poorest anchor on the whole network!

: The anchor is so poor that it hurts...

: Wait, why is the landlord yelling at the old man?

More than just yelling at the old dragon?The landlord's hand was still stretched out towards the old dragon!

She actually regarded the old dragon as Ao Xing? ?

"Rent? Of course there is!" Lao Long hurriedly turned around to get the money.

When he turned around, he amazed 100 million viewers, and also shocked another 100 million viewers!

because,

His face was exactly Ao Xing's face!

:Wow!So handsome!

: Take a screenshot as a screen saver...no!Here is a picture of my husband! (Faxin)

: Wow!The old dragon is not a million points handsome!

: Not to mention the landlord, I want to post it!

:what are you guys saying?I'm already licking the screen.

: Licking...

:etc!Isn't that Xiao Xingxing's face? !

: Father and son have a million dots alike...

: Are you sure it wasn't the old dragon that turned into the little dragon's face? ?

: It turns out that the anchor said that he is a good-looking anchor, it is true! (Excited)

: No, the old dragon is obviously more handsome...

: It's so strange, with the same face, why is the father so handsome, but the son is so ordinary?

:...

"Azai! Where's the money?" The old dragon was shocked when he couldn't see the money on the coffee table!

: In the trash can. ↓

: In the trash can. ↓

: In the trash can. ↓

: Cub prodigal.

: Cub prodigal.

: Prodigal cub.

:...

In the room, a small voice came: "In the trash can."

"You threw the money into the trash can..." The corner of Laolong's mouth twitched, no matter how noble his status was, he could only go to the trash can now.

: That voice...?

: As expected of a versatile little anchor, he can even imitate the voices of young children.

: Apart from not being popular, Xiao Xingxing is really omnipotent...

Fortunately, no rubbish has been made recently, and the trash can is very clean, but the wad of money that was taken back from the trash can still made the old dragon feel black.

He took the money and went back to the landlord: "The child is so naughty, the money can be thrown into the trash can, I don't know if you will dislike it...?"

"Disgusting!" The fat landlord who turned his face said unceremoniously.

: Never mess with a lovelorn woman, especially when she is your landlord.

: Don't mess with a lovelorn woman...

: It's over, the old dragon is having a hard time now! (gloat)

"But, all I have is this money." The old dragon was helpless and innocent: "There is no rubbish in the trash can, I guarantee that this money is clean! Girl, you will never get your hands dirty by holding it."

"No, I just don't want the money I picked up in the trash can!" The fat landlord raised his chin angrily.