I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

: Brother Wu is really a bit of a bullshit...

: Is it because Tai Ao's father bullied him too much?So your father is online, are you proud?

: Cub be careful!Now your fifth brother is favored, not you, be careful that your fifth brother eats you!

: I have a hunch that the anchor will be miserable in the future, how miserable is it?For details, please see the compilations of Wu Ge being bullied by Tai Ao's father!

:...

"What are you doing here?" Ao Xing asked seriously.

Now that he knows that Chi and Tai Ao are two Dharma appearances and different things, the person in front of him is no longer the old father he is familiar with.

even,

He is still dangerous!

The last one listed as the common enemy of the Three Realms was Rahu.

Chi didn't answer him, and didn't even look at him. His eyes fell on the chicken on the table. Chi, who always seemed unattainable to others, showed a warm smile: "Long time no see."

Little Chicken: "..."

What's happening here?

A cross-age greeting between Zulong and Yuanfeng?

Didn't Tai Ao say hello?

But wait, Tai Ao said hello before, Chi didn't say hello, that's why he said hello again...

Although that guy is not Tai Ao's father, but when they were "Ancestral Dragon", the two of them were a community, right?

Therefore, the experience of "Zulong" is common...

Will Zulong and Yuanfeng fight? ?

"Father!" Taotie stared viciously at the little one on the table, gritted his teeth and said, "Yuanfeng is our dragon clan's great enemy, and now that he is reborn from nirvana, it is the most vulnerable thing for a young bird, so we might as well get rid of him now." , let the Dragon Clan suffer greatly!"

: ! ! !

: Σ(っ°Д°;) っ!No!

: (All dharmas are destiny) What?Yuanfeng is this chicken?

: (You are sick and need to take medicine!) What?Yuanfeng is this chicken?

: (the bunch of grapes) What?Yuanfeng is this chicken?

: (Eileen said) What?Yuanfeng is this chicken?

: (Yaoyao Xiyou~) What?Yuanfeng is this chicken?

: (I play Pippi eel) What?Yuanfeng is this chicken?

: (I am Chunliang) What?Yuanfeng is this chicken?

: (my sword is one hundred and eight thousand miles long) What?Yuanfeng is this chicken?

: (monkey three sticks) What?Yuanfeng is this chicken?

: (The number one expert in the Three Realms) What?Yuanfeng is this chicken?

: (I'm cute Nanhai) What?Yuanfeng is this chicken?

: (Tianting primary school bully) What?Yuanfeng is this chicken?

:(...)

: (I am Tianting Zhang Papi) Your Majesty... ah! (⊙x⊙;)!

: (I am Tianting Zhang Papi) Cough!It seems that the situation is very urgent!So I have sent Zhao Gongming to the underworld to help senior Yuanfeng resist the Nether Allah!

: (Heavenly Elementary School Tyrant) I beg for orders, and I am willing to go to the underworld to help the underworld overcome the disaster!

: (Three-eyed) The minister also asks for orders!

: (Heavenly Soldiers and Generals) Please order me!

: (I am Tianting Zhang Papi) Nezha stays here.

: (Tianting primary school bully)?

: (I am Tianting Zhang Papi-_-||) Finish your homework before going.

: (Tianting primary school bully) ... yes.

:puff!

: The gods can't get rid of the fate of being controlled by homework?

: Nezha is a military general, you actually forced him to be a civil servant!

: Too bad, our little friend Nezha will always be a primary school student. (*/w＼*)

: Asking a general to do homework... Will the questions be too difficult?

: (Tianting primary school bully)...

: (Tianting primary school bully) Jade Emperor! ! ! !

: (Tianting primary school bully) What kind of homework did you help me with?None of the questions are correct!The simplest sum of Tibernulli's power will not ask for it, what kind of Jade Emperor are you! !

:(⊙▽⊙)!

:(⊙▽⊙)!

:(⊙▽⊙)!

: I'm sorry, I thought the homework was too simple...

And now, in the underworld.

Yin soldiers and generals all clenched their weapons, ready to deal with the next battle at any time.

The ancient ferocious beast Taotie even sharpened its claws on the ground, and the sharp claws scraped out a lot of sparks on the ground, which was particularly dazzling in the dimly lit Netherworld.

Just when the war was about to break out, Yuanfeng showed the sign——

"I want an overtime card! 』

Chi: "Deal!"

One person and one bird high-five.

moment.

Chi turned into a woman in black, and she happily swung her sleeves to check her new body. She was very excited: "I have become a woman! I have wanted to experience female appearance for a long time! It feels really good!"

After speaking, he held his chest.

Everyone on the scene, ghosts and beasts are all bad!

: This chest support is very spiritual...

: Long Zu...ah no, Allah Nether has a really good figure! (I will praise it every time I see it)

Ao Xingjiu died: "What's the difference between this and Tai Ao?!"

The last one, turning into a female figure is also like this, right? ? ?

Taotie was frightened into a little cutie by this scene. He was a wild beast just now, but now he is frightened into a puppy!

He stretched out his claws tremblingly, trying to grab Chi's skirt: "Dad, Dad..."

Chi picked him up and said with a smile, "My mother!"

Rumble!

Taotie felt like he was going through a thunderstorm!

Chi looked at him, his sword eyebrows and star eyes turned into bright eyes and white teeth, but his eyes were still so irresistible: "Scream!"

"n...i...ang...mother..." Taotie trembled, and it took him a long time to spell out this word!

After screaming, the whole beast is not well.

"Good boy." Chi put down Taotie, ran to the mirror, and looked at his new Dharma form.

Gluttonous (?д?lll)...

Seeing him like this, Ao Xing couldn't help feeling sympathetic, and knelt down to pet the fifth brother who was frightened into a dog: "It's okay, I was like this yesterday, just get used to it, just get used to it..."

Taotie (?д?lll): "How can you get used to riding a horse! Your father has become your mother, can you bear this???"

Ao Xing smiled in relief: "Actually, I have already experienced it yesterday, but I didn't expect that he turned into a chi, and he still has this kind of virtue, hehe..."

: Cover your face, I also went through this crit yesterday...

: Even also!

: Laughing to death, the scene turned out to be exactly the same as yesterday!

: If one day your father becomes your mother, what will you do?

: Of course I accept it with a smile~

: Brother Wu, take it easy, life has to go on~

"Impossible! My father is different from your father!" Taotie frowned, and flicked away Ao Xing's comforting hand!

He shouted at Ao Xing angrily: "Your father is a bad old man! My father is not! He is majestic and heroic, he is the overlord of the world, and everything in the world is under his feet! He can't become a woman!"

After finishing speaking, Taotie ran towards Chi in front of the mirror.

"Damn old man... aren't they all the same person?" Ao Xing hehe.

Tao Tie ran to Chi's feet and tugged on Chi's skirt.

mountain elf:"?"

"Father, kill him!" Taotie angrily pointed at the little chick that was resting on Chi's shoulder, who also came to look in the mirror to see his new appearance, and roared angrily, "Isn't he your enemy? Why don't you kill him? !"

Chi glanced at Yuanfeng.

At this time, the little chicken has turned into a ghost turkey, its figure has become illusory, and its soft and cute appearance has become extremely evil and charming. There are three clusters of green will-o'-the-wisps around it, which adds a third point of gloom.

Chi frowned, sighed, and said, "It's too small, it's not even enough to fit between the teeth, so let's raise it a bit before eating."

After speaking, he shook his head and continued to study his new Dharma appearance in the mirror.

Taotie: "!!!"

Ghost turkey~(^-^)~

Ao Xing, who was squatting in place, looked at the pair of father and son, and couldn't help hehe: "What is the difference between this one and the original one? Isn't it still the same?"

: What is the difference between this and Tai Ao Longzu?

: Does it make a difference?

: Isn't it still the same person? ? ?