I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

When it comes to homework, Nezha couldn't help but roll his eyes: "It's all the Jade Emperor's fault. When I was imprisoned in Zixiao Palace, I had to ask him to help me with my homework to cope with my father's inspection. As a result, last night I went back and checked, tnnd did not get any questions right! With him like this, he can still be the Jade Emperor??"

"The Jade Emperor may not be able to do all the homework." After his hands and feet warmed up, Ao Xing couldn't help but flip through Nezha's homework.

Let me go, there is not a single topic that he can understand!

Gamma rays, quantum mechanics, black hole theory... Is this a question for elementary school students? ?

No wonder Nezha would call himself Tianting Xiaoba on the Internet. If he is not a Xueba, then there will be no one in this world who is a Xueba!

Nezha said angrily: "The Jade Emperor is the disciple of the sage of the heavenly way! Although he is not very famous or powerful compared with those six sages, he is also a boy who has been dressed as the sage of the heavenly way for many years. He has practiced millions of times with the sage of the heavenly way In [-], I learned a lot of deduction techniques of the Dao of Heaven. Logically speaking, even if I can’t be omnipotent and omniscient like the sage of the Dao of Heaven, I should be half-capable and half-knowledgeable! As a result, if you look at the homework he wrote, what the hell are they? Just answering the questions The district wrote the word 'jie'!"

:puff!

: The math teacher said that if you don’t know how to answer a question, just write the solution, and you get one point for every word you solve.

: The Jade Emperor is smart, and knows how to write an explanation!

:Hahaha……

: It seems that all three worlds are taught by the same math teacher. (/Ha ha)

"Pfft, what is half-knowledge? Is there such a word?" Ao Xing was amused by Nezha.

Nezha grabbed his hair and said while doing his homework: "It is the ability of a sage to be omnipotent and omniscient. When the Jade Emperor came to power, it was because he had half the understanding and awareness of the truth of heaven and earth that he was able to defeat the immortals and become the Jade Emperor. I Now I suspect that the person who came to help me with my homework these days is a fake Jade Emperor, how could the real Jade Emperor not know how to do my homework!"

"Well, it turns out that the Jade Emperor is so powerful, I thought he was an old man who was always beaten to the bottom of the table." Ao Xing was not familiar with the Jade Emperor, because the Jade Emperor joined the live broadcast room relatively late, when Zi Xiao Gong has already started classes, and he doesn't have extra time to get acquainted with the Jade Emperor, so he has no feelings for him.

Moreover, there are so many gods, big and small, in Zixiao Palace, he doesn't even remember all the names, so he doesn't need to know the gods outside Zixiao Palace...

The body became warmer again, and Ao Xing couldn't help reaching out to touch the hot wheel.

The wish I made when I left Nether: When I go to school, I can bring back a warm baby~!

Now, Hot Wheels = warm baby.

A slap, the right size.

When not used for heating, it can be stepped on and used as a means of transportation.

I heard that this hot wheel is also very fast as a means of transportation, ranking sixth on the list of means of transportation in the Three Realms.

"Um... Nezha, can I borrow the Hot Wheels from you? I may have to live in the Netherworld all the time, but in the Netherworld, I can't keep out the cold, so I have to borrow a magic weapon to keep warm. I see you Hot Wheels is quite suitable, can you lend it to me for a while?" Ao Xing summoned up his courage and said to Nezha.

After finishing speaking, he felt that he was too shameless, and even asked for his personal magic weapon from the beginning with a person who had no friendship...

But what I didn't expect was that Nezha, who was busy doing his homework, agreed without thinking about it: "Yeah."

The promise was so fast that Ao Xing couldn't believe his ears!

"You really agreed to lend me Hot Wheels?" He couldn't believe it, and asked a little flattered.

Nezha: "Yes."

I didn't expect Nezha to be such a talkative person!

You know, in Ao Xing's impression (from the stories I heard when I was a child), Nezha was born rebellious. ——These are the labels attached to Nezha!

These labels have all created the image of a young hero with full of vigor!From all aspects, Nezha is not a good-tempered person.

Unexpectedly, he borrowed his magic weapon so easily!

People are so nice, right?

"That, that, then, I can borrow it from you. Let's take a look at the Qiankun circle of Huntian Ling? Those are my two favorite magic weapons when I was a child." Ao Xing was a little excited!

Watching cartoons when I was a child, I liked these two magic weapons the most.

I heard that Huntian silk is the softest thing in the world, it can be long or short, it can withstand all attacks, it is a high-level magic weapon for self-defense: it can also take advantage of victories to pursue the attack, and bind the enemy tightly, no matter how many changes you use, you will not be able to break free Hunting Aya.

And the Qiankun circle is the magic weapon of the most yang and rigidity in the world, and there is nothing in this world that is harder than the Qiankun circle!

Which child would not like these two magic weapons when watching Nezha cartoons?

Now my childhood idol is sitting next to me, today can be said to be a day when Ao Xing fulfilled his childhood dream!

Touched ~!

"Yes." Accompanied by Nezha's words, two magic weapons appeared out of nowhere and fell into Ao Xing's arms.

Dream come true!

"That, that, that fire-pointed gun, can you show me too?" Ao Xing asked eagerly.

"can."

Another silver gun fell out of thin air!

Huntian Ling, Qiankun Circle, Fire Pointed Spear, Hot Wheels, and the famous Nezha four-piece suit are in his arms, and Ao Xing is satisfied!

He was flattered and asked Nezha: "Why are you so willing to give me all your life treasures? Are you not afraid that I will steal them?"

And Nezha only had his homework book in his eyes, and he didn't even look at Ao Xing, and waved his hands: "Take it away, take it away, take it all away, look at me now, it seems that I still have a chance to use the magic weapon What does it look like? Oh..."

After finishing speaking, write down the word "solution" heavily in the exercise book!

: Homework can wipe out a teenager's blood!

: What a brutal and inhuman homework, torturing a brave general into a refined civil servant!

: Assigning so much homework to a general, is it a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality? !

Ao Xing raised his head and said to the audience friends: "Do you know? One of my favorite mythical characters when I was a child was Nezha! At that time, I wanted his magic weapon in my dreams. I didn't expect to fulfill my childhood here today." It’s a dream! Everyone, take a look—”

He showed the Nezha four-piece suit to the audience friends: "This is Huntian Ling!"

"This is the universe circle!"

"This is a fire point gun!"

"It's Hot Wheels!"

"The treasures I dreamed of when I was a child! Even if they are not mine today, I will be satisfied if I touch them!"

Just as he was stroking the four favorite magic weapons in his childhood, the barrage floated by...

: This red silk has bound Ao Bing...

: This Qiankun circle has blown Ao Bing's head...

: Pulling out dragon scales...

: Cramp...

: Make a belt...

Ao Xing Σ(っ°Д°;) っ! !

Suddenly, the childhood dream was shattered!