I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

Yuanfeng held up the small notebook: "I have long been a saint." 』

⊙▽⊙!

:Hahaha……

: Not only Yuanfeng has been sanctified, but Qilin has also been sanctified. There is their holy seat in Zixiao Palace!

Chi coughed in embarrassment, lowered his voice, as if he hadn't said what he said just now: "When did it happen?"

Yuanfeng: "Not long ago, just one or two hundred lives ago." 』

"..."

: As we all know, Yuanfeng I lived tens of thousands of years...

: This is very embarrassing, your opponent not only became a saint, but also became a saint earlier than you!

: No way, when Yuanfeng became a saint, you were still imprisoned in the nether world, and you were still steamed.Ha ha……

:calm!You have to firmly believe that you will always be the most beautiful boy among the Big Three of Kaitian!

"Uh...forget it! None of this is important!" Chi shook his head and regained his confidence: "What's the difference between early sanctification and late sanctification? Anyway, even if I become sanctified later than you, I'm better than you! "

"Yes, you are sanctified by the double dharma, you are the most powerful!" 』

"But don't you really consider going to see the psychiatry department of Tusita Palace? 』

"Welcome to the psychiatric department of Tushita Palace! 』

"No need! They say that guy is dead, dead! He won't come out to bother me. What are you doing in the Tushita Palace? Then, do you want to go to the Tushita Palace for a sex reassignment operation? Stabilize your final gender? After a while Feng, don't you think it's troublesome to be Pan Huang for a while?" Chi replied angrily!

Yuan Feng Σ(⊙·⊙)!

"What is it in today's words? Oh! It's a shemale!" Cui rubbed his head, probably reading the modern memory of another Faxiang, pointed at Yuanfeng and said, "You dead shemale...ah no, you Not a human, you are a Phoenix, you Phoenix monster! Do you want to have an operation at the Department of Transsexualism?"<￣)

&nIt's just a drug seller, not a doctor!

Yuanfeng became angry: "Don't forget whose dharma face you are using now!"Do you have the nerve to call others a transvestite by using a female appearance?You are the shemale! 』

"Then I don't need it!" Chi transformed and returned to his original shape, and then he couldn't help covering his head and said, "It's really strange, after knowing the word ladyboy, why did I suddenly become ashamed..."

: There is no gender distinction in ancient times.

: Harm~ In that era of simple folk customs, the only girl appeared in front of you, and you just wanted to beat her!

: If you were enlightened back then, Yuanfeng would have been the mother of the dragon cub... Oh no!It's the mother of the fifth child!

Seeing this barrage, Ao Xing just wanted to say, are you polite?Don't keep reminding him of his fall from grace, okay!

But think about it, if Dad Long had opened his mind back then, he might have had a mother Feng, and this mother Feng would sometimes turn into a man, and then appear arm in arm with his father...

This picture is so beautiful!

Fortunately, Dad Long didn't realize it back then!

The quarrel here has gradually become kindergarten-

Chi: "You should go for sex reassignment surgery! Yuanfeng and Panhuang, you choose one!"

Yuanfeng: "You should also see a psychiatrist. You are always contradicting yourself and suppressing yourself. Sooner or later you will go crazy!" 』

Chi Qingjin: "Go change your sex!"

Yuanfeng Qingjin: "Go to the doctor!" 』

Chi jumped violently: "If you go, I will go!"

Yuanfeng jumped violently: "Then go!" 』

Chi: "Okay, let's go!"

After speaking, one person and one bird walked out together.

Ao Xing was stunned: "Are you really going???"

Taishang Laojun also exploded in the live broadcast room: My Tushita Palace is really just a pharmacy, not a hospital! !

: (Monkey three sticks) No difference, Laojun, your medicine is really effective, it strengthens the body and cures all diseases, it is better than any miracle doctor!

: Everything I have eaten is good. ↑

: Brother Monkey has the most experience! ↑

: (You are sick, you need to take medicine!) Dead monkey, next time I will feed you a denatured pill!I can't poison you to death, but I can make your life worse than death! !

: (monkey three sticks) ∑(￣□￣)! !

: The anchor, follow up!I want to see what happens when Chi and Yuanfeng arrive at Tushita Palace!

Ao Xing quickly came to his senses, the fact that Chi and Yuan Feng made an appointment to see a doctor together was a shocking reversal, who the hell would have thought such a thing would happen?Moreover, the Taishang Laojun was changed to a new job, even he himself didn't expect it, who would have thought of it?

He hurriedly started to follow, but unexpectedly, he was pushed back by a gust of wind the next second.

When he came back to his senses, he was already pushed on the throne of King Yama.

"My child, I have a task for you." Chi said seriously.

"Yeah!" I don't know if he has a masochistic mentality, but Ao Xing actually feels that as long as Chi can look at him directly, he will be very flattered!

It's really not easy for Chi to talk to him now!

Chi said sternly: "You stay here, guard my remains, and don't go anywhere."

"why?"

"Because after I go to Tushita Palace, I will fight with Gonggong. I am worried that when I go to Tushita Palace, Gonggong will steal my house. You must know that the biggest weakness of ghosts is his corpse. My The remains are here, if they are destroyed by Gong Gong, then I will be wiped out!"

"Ah!" Ao Xing was shocked!Unexpectedly, the ghost-like 魑 is so powerful, but also has weaknesses!

"Xu'er." Chi called out again.

"Hey~" Zhuan Xu hurriedly moved over, seeing his brother like this, Ao Xing suddenly understood that he was not the only one who had the intention of being abused!

Chi patted the shoulders of the two brothers, and said earnestly: "Take care of the house!"

The sudden and important task lifted the spirits of the two brothers, and they said in unison: "Okay!"

"When you finish working with Gong Gong, the book of life and death will be returned to you." Chi said again.

Everyone in the underworld was taken aback: "Are you really going to pay us back?"

"The sage agrees with the Tao, and the law is not destroyed, so the sage will not die." Chi said: "So I will definitely return the book of life and death to you!"

The people in the underworld immediately understood: "I'm going! Our underworld was established, and it actually helped you become a saint??!"

Chi chuckled: "Yes! Before being suppressed by that old man, I was obviously a quasi-sage who worked hard to run my business, but I didn't expect to become a saint when I woke up from sleep! All of this is inseparable from your efforts. Cool!"

"Convex(艹盘艹)convex!"

"Wait, I remember that the one who gave us the Book of Life and Death was..." Judge Cui seemed to have thought of something, and looked at Zhuanxu.

"Ahem..." Zhuan Xu coughed guiltily.

Judge Cui let out a "fuck", and immediately understood that they were played by this pair of master and apprentice. The life and death book is the spoils of war after winning the battle, and they are too lazy to take care of things, so I leave it to you to manage the underworld... Throw it away!It's all lies!

During these 1 years, they did not work for Heaven, nor did they work for Houtu, but for their number one enemy!

But is it okay to strike now?

No!

The order of life and death has been established, and all living beings need reincarnation, which means that the law has bound all living beings, even if they strike, they cannot stop reincarnation!

They were kidnapped!

Angry, but helpless.

"My bones, and my fiancée, please leave it to you!" Yan Yu said earnestly to everyone.

After speaking, he left with Taotie in his arms.

Watching them leave, Ao Xing finally realized: "Wait, am I still an orphan?!"