I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

As long as he has scales, he is considered to be a clan with hundreds of scales, and he is considered to be a descendant of his father...

Then his relatives are really too numerous to count.

Baqi: "Grrrrrr..."

Nezha: "He said, he belongs to the Dragon Clan."

"Where is the dragon..." Ao Xingjiong, everyone can tell the difference between a dragon and a snake, right?

Baqi: "Grrrrrr..."

Nezha: "He said, he is really a dragon!"

"Thank you for your translation! But I don't think this Baqi really has much to do with dragons?" Ao Xing said.

Baqi was in a hurry: "Grrrrrrrr..."

He also took out something, and babbled to little Nezha.

Nezha listened patiently, then took the book, turned his head patiently and explained to Ao Xing: "This is the genealogy of Baqi, he asked you to look up, and you can see who is the ancestor of their Baqi family. Not a dragon."

Yaqi also nodded with a smile.

Ao Xing was full of doubts, but seeing Baqi's smile so sincerely, he couldn't help believing it.

He took Baqi's family tree to look at.

"..."

Full page footbath text.

"Do you need a translator?" Nezha saw his embarrassment.

In an instant, in Ao Xing's eyes, Nezha had countless shiny labels on his forehead: Tianting primary school bully, proficient in all languages ​​of the world, a genius!

(Professional writing homework 3000 years, cross it out!)

Nezha looked at him and rubbed his fingers with him: "Father's Day is coming soon, I want to buy some gifts for him."

How filial!

But I don't know if it is possible to use RMB to pay for translation?

Just as Ao Xing was about to ask this question, the barrage of netizens scared him away from Baqi's family tree!

: Father's Day gift: a dragon tendon belt!

: It seems that when Nezha had a dragon tendon back then, it was Father's Day...

: How filial!

: Li Jing was so moved that she wanted to cry~

Ao Xing-Σ(?д?lll)-!

"No need! I'll just treat him as a dragon!" Ao Xing said in horror.

As we all know, Nezha's first gift to Li Jing was a dragon tendon belt.

What a big boy!

Ao Xing was almost moved to tears.

"Don't think so much. I was young at the time, so I would do such cruel things. But now that I have grown up and studied, I know what to do and what not to do." Nezha said helplessly He said to Ao Xing, "I just want to ask you for some pocket money to buy some normal Father's Day gifts!"

Ao Xing took a step back and laughed, "I don't have pocket money..."

Just taking a step back, his back bumped into someone.

He was stunned for a moment, and when he looked back, he was a man in white clothes. His forehead, with horns on his head, belonged to the dragon clan; his clothes, he looked like Tianzhu...

He suddenly had a headache: "Another foreign relative? Okay, okay... hello, canyouspeakenglish?"

Although he is not proficient in all languages, he is still proficient in a foreign language!

Tian Zhulong: "Don't be so troublesome, I can speak the Mandarin of Longguo. Little ancestor, I think you are in some trouble, do you need help?"

Standard pronunciation!

The words are correct!

"Good standard Mandarin! My friend, where did you learn your Mandarin?" Ao Xing asked in shock!

: Good standard!

: This is definitely the most standard pronunciation of crooked nuts I have ever seen!

: Dragon brothers from other countries, please learn from this Tianzhu Asan! → Tianzhulong.

Tianzhulong: "..."

For a moment, Tian Zhulong stretched out his hand silently, and shook hands with Ao Xing, the standard way of greeting international friends.

"I am from the Xihai Dragon Clan, and Ao Xiaobai is my father. The reason why I wear the Tianzhu monk's uniform is because I mainly work at the Tianzhu Merit Pool. My name is Ao Lie." Tianzhu Dragon said politely with a smile .

Ao Xing: "..."

:...

No wonder he said how the pronunciation of "Tianzhu Asan" is so standard!

It turns out that he is Dongfang Long...

From the White Dragon Clan in the East and West Seas!

:what!Strong!

: White Dragon Horse, is that you?

: Summon the old man Longzu, summon the old man Longzu, the little white dragon you said looks the same as your son has appeared!

: @龙祖太阿, @霍明真主魑, come and see the little white dragon who looks very similar to your son!

Like...like your sister!

How does he look like Ao Lie?

His father is presbyopic, so he thinks the two of them look alike!

Ao Lie smiled and said: "Little ancestor, have you been pestered to recognize relatives? Don't panic, if you think that the other person's appearance has nothing to do with you, then just deny it."

"Is it okay to do this?" Ao Xing picked up Baqi's genealogy and said.

"Yes." Ao Lie said, "Because of the absurdity of our ancestors, our dragon relatives are all over the world. But in the later generations, this blood relationship is almost as weak as plain water, and there are still many unwilling monsters who want to marry us." It is necessary to climb the relationship of the Dragon Clan. So our Dragon Clan has a clear rule long ago, only the Dragon Clan of the Four Seas is the orthodox Dragon Clan, and the others are not recognized."

: Yinglong refused to accept it!

: The horned dragon clan refuses to accept it!

: The Beaulieu clan refuses to accept it!

: The Yunyu Dragon Clan refuses to accept it!

: No wonder the Four Seas Dragon Race can be ranked among the immortals, it turned out to be so rolled out...

: The Eight Dragon Clan's involution is really amazing...

: What do you make the other four tribes think?

: Let me help you @一下应龙族.Other clans are weak and dare not speak up, let me see what your big brother Yinglong clan has to say.

: Ying Longzu: Little brother, let's have a fight first!

Ao Xing didn't need to be reminded by netizens, he also felt it, he laughed helplessly: "Only the Dragon Clan of the Four Seas is the orthodox Dragon Clan, and the others don't recognize it at all...Is this what you Dragon Clan of the Four Seas decided for themselves?"

Ao Lie was confident: "There is no way, there are always a lot of weird-looking guys who come to our Dragon Clan to recognize relatives! Look at this Baqi,"

He pointed to Baqi: "Where does it look like a dragon?"

Yaqi: "?"

Nezha translation...

After the translation, Baqi was furious, grabbed the clan from Ao Xing's hand, pointed to a portrait in the genealogy and murmured, and then turned back to its original form!

"Crackling, roaring, roaring...!"

Orochi!

The famous big demon in the foot basin country!

As soon as his original form appeared, the whole classroom was full of evil wind;

And the audience friends sitting in front of the computer were even scared to pee their pants by his ugly and ferocious appearance!

The eight snake heads roared together, but they didn't say the same sentence, so it sounded like eight people were arguing.

Even Tianting Elementary School Ba Nezha couldn't help covering his ears, but after covering it, he let go of his ears to listen, obviously trying to hear clearly what Yamata no Orochi was mainly saying.

But these, Ao Xing did not understand.

Ao Lie was still standing beside him, looking up at Yamata no Orochi with him, and said indifferently: "Now, seeing him like this, do you still want to recognize him as a relative?"

"I don't want to..." Ao Xing's mouth twitched!

He still feels that dragons and snakes are two different things!

Now that he has seen the original form of Yamata no Orochi, he has another reason for not recognizing this relative: the one with one head and the one with eight heads are two different things!

Yamata no Orochi held the family tree in its mouth, and poked the family tree vigorously with its tail, and the remaining seven heads were chattering and roaring...

Finally, Yamata no Orochi finished roaring.

The classroom is quiet.

Nezha translated: "He said, look at the genealogy, that is the ancestor of their Baqi clan, 100% pure dragon clan."

It was really born by that old man...

Ao Xing was bald, but seeing Baqi so excited, he had better take a look at Baqi's family tree. If it was really a family created by his father, then he could only recognize it. After all, whose family Can children choose their parents?

"The child born by Long Zu is really strange..." Ao Lie muttered, and came to see it.

After reading Yaqi's genealogy, the two of them fell silent together——

The genealogy of Yamata no Orochi, the words on it are in the foot basin Chinese characters.

It doesn't matter if you don't know the characters of the foot basin, as long as the pictures are common all over the world.

Judging from the ancient pen and ink painting——

The ancestor of Yamata no Orochi is the nine-headed dragon!

Not his father.

Ao Xingjiong: "Who is this?"

Ao Liejiu: "I don't know!"

Ao Xing squinted at him: "You claim to be orthodox of the dragon clan, yet there are dragon clans that you don't know?"

Ao Lie coughed awkwardly and said: "You know, after all, our ancestors made a lot of babies, which caused us to have a lot of strange-looking relatives. Nine-headed dragons like this are also considered dragons. You can't just say that someone is not a dragon just because he was born deformed, right?"

"So, this one is really a dragon?" Ao Xing said desperately pointing at the Yamata no Orochi in front of him.

Still in his heart:

Snake ≠ dragon.

Those with eight heads and those with one head are two different things!

Now I want to recognize such a snake as a relative, I always feel weird...

"No, I don't recognize it." Ao Lie said firmly: "Even if his nine-headed dragon belongs to our dragon clan, after many generations of reproduction, their dragon blood has been diluted and turned into a snake! How do I recognize it? In short, we may have been relatives before the eighteenth generation, but not after the eighteenth generation, okay!"

"Oh!" Ao Xing was relieved.

Fortunately, he met orthodox relatives of the dragon clan in this class, otherwise, he would have been almost forced to recognize so many relatives.

But in the next second, what Ao Lie said made him unable to laugh in an instant: "I can deny the relationship between the eighteen generations ago, but little ancestor, you can't deny the relationship after the eighteen generations!"

Ao Xing: "..."

I can't laugh anymore.

:Hahaha!Little ancestor, you will recognize it!

: I can deny the relationship before the eighteenth generation, but you can't deny the relationship after the eighteenth generation!

: Haha, who made the nine-headed dragon your junior?If you don't admit it, then the nine-headed dragon will be expelled from the dragon membership!

:Ha ha!I have heard of Xi being a father, but I have not heard of Xi being an ancestor.

: There is nothing wrong with having one more grandson. (/funny)

"This looks like it has nothing to do with dragons, I still think..." Ao Xing's heart was filled with despair.

But unexpectedly, Yamata no Orochi seemed to understand his words, and suddenly became angry again, poking vigorously at the Nine-headed Dragon portrait on the genealogy tree, roaring, as if accusing Ao Xing of not giving birth to a baby. Recognize... ah bah!In terms of relationship, he is the ancestor of their ancestors, but the ancestor of his ancestor has no heirs yet!

At this moment, Ao Xing really understood what Ao Lie said.

"I can deny the relationship between eighteen generations ago, but you can't deny your relationship after eighteen generations!"

——Because the consequence of not recognizing the younger generation is like now, the younger generation feels like an abandoned baby and scolds you as the scumbag father who abandoned the child!

Hey, he was scolded as a scumbag before his dragon cub gave birth.

So sad, so sad...

Ao Xing, who had been silently bearing the accusations of Yamata no Orochi, couldn't bear it any longer, turned back to his original form, and pressed Yamata no Orochi under the dragon's claws!

The eight heads of Yamata no Orochi have the same expression: Σ(⊙▽⊙)!

: Σ(⊙-⊙)!Why did it suddenly change back to its original shape?

: This is quite sudden!

:Wow!I haven't seen you for a few days, dragon cub, you have grown up again!

: We anchors grew up eating tian (jie).

: Ao Xing: See clearly, this is called a dragon!

: This is the real dragon!

: Little ancestor v5~

: It should be like this, the little ancestor beat up those ugly things who came to recognize relatives!Let's see if they dare to associate with the Dragon Clan!

: Anchor: Don’t look at my usual silent appearance, I’m easy to bully, but in fact, if I really want to do it, you are all rubbish~!

: The anchor should be tougher!

:handsome!

Different from the appearance of ordinary mortals, the white giant dragon is majestic and domineering, and its pupils like sea water contemptuously sweep towards the little snake under its claws. In front of his real body, no matter what race it is, it instantly becomes So cute!

"Crackling..." Yamata no Orochi saw Ao Xing's real body for the first time, and couldn't believe that his huge body was just as big as someone's claw, so he couldn't help panicking.Although no one could understand what he was saying, everyone could tell that he was begging for mercy!

I beg the little ancestor to raise his noble claws and let him go!

Bai Long said: "Ha! I've wanted to try this for a long time. In the past, I used to watch my father beat other monsters on the ground, and it felt so good. Now I finally experience this feeling! It's so cool~"

Everyone embarrassing!

:Oops……

: Anchor, the reason why you hit Yamata no Orochi on the ground...

: Fortunately, Baqi can't understand Mandarin, otherwise he would be pissed off.

: One thing to say, I also think that every time Long Zu returns to his original form, the way he presses the big monster on the ground to beat him is very handsome...

: I couldn’t see how big the anchor was before, but now I can see the comparison. I know how big the anchor is...

: Anchor, you still need to take a little more hormones, your father can't fit in one screen, we can still see your whole body now!

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..." Yamata no Orochi begged for mercy nervously.

Ao Xing comforted him: "Calm down."

Yamata no Orochi panicked: "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......"

Ao Xing had no choice but to say to Nezha: "Can you calm him down? I have something to say to him."

Nezha nodded, and said a word of foot basin Mandarin to Yamata no Orochi, Yamata no Orochi immediately calmed down, and all eight heads were obediently stuck to the floor, expressing obedience and surrender.

: cute~

: The aggrieved little cute Baqi.

: The anchor has something to say to Baqi, it seems that he wants to recognize relatives!

: Eat melons and eat melons.