I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

After speaking, Nezha handed the phone to Ao Xing.

Ao Xing answered the phone and said hello first: "Hello, Uncle Li..."

"Wait, I'll log into the live broadcast room first!"

: [System: Welcome to the "Bald King" into the live broadcast room! 】

: Uncle Li is here~

: Zai Zai, you actually casually call someone Uncle Li? (/funny)

: Since the birth of the dragon cub, the seniority of the dragon ancestor has declined...

: Damn, it’s this age, let’s talk about it, Zai Zai is indeed young, even Uncle Li’s youngest son is 3000 years older than him. (/funny)

: (The Bald Heavenly King) I saw it!Anchor, I'm watching your live broadcast right now, don't lie to me just to cover up that boy Nezha, I can watch your micro expressions through the live broadcast!

Ao Xingjiu, live streaming still has this function? ?

"Then Uncle Li, let's make a video call?" Ao Xing said sincerely.

"No." Li Jing resolutely refused: "I got bald again yesterday, and I don't want to be photographed. I don't want all beings in the three realms to see my ugly appearance."

At this time, Nezha explained next to him: "I heard that after I came to Zixiao Palace to go to school, the old man took advantage of the activities in the middle of 618 to find all the hair growth aquatic products, and finally just raised a little Mediterranean. Yesterday Got bald again."

Ao Xingjiu: "Is Uncle Li so bald?!"

Nezha sighed, "It's all because of me."

"Why? Didn't you already do your homework obediently?" Ao Xing remembered that the book "Fengshen Yanyi" said that Nezha was a little devil who was mischievous. The loss of a little green dragon's tendons caused his father such a headache that he even drew his sword to kill his own son!

However, 3000 years have passed now, no matter how mischievous the little devil is, he should be sensible.

And look at how Nezha is obediently doing his homework every day,

(Now I am still doing my homework seriously!)

Where is the arrogant and domineering look mentioned in the book?

This kind of homework-loving child no matter who is sent to it, everyone will like it, okay~

So Nezha has become obedient, why is Li Jing still bald?

Nezha said: "The main reason is that Grandpa Jade Emperor said that children need to be accompanied and taught to grow up, so as a guardian, you must have the ability to help children do their homework, so..."

At this moment, Ao Xing and thousands of netizens felt infinite sympathy for Li Jing!

: No wonder Li Jing is bald!

: Poor Li Jing, you still have to learn in middle age...

: Grandpa Jade Emperor is old!

: (I am Tianting Zhang Papi) That's not true!

: Tsk!The upstairs is shameless, he cheated other people's father and son, and he is ashamed to come out and say it.

: (Monkey three sticks) Old Jade Emperor is a trap...

: So, now Li Jing is also a master of heaven?

: I want to know, father and son, who is better at homework? (/funny)

: (The Bald Heavenly King tvt) My son is stronger...

:Oops!

:Oops!

:Oops!

: Li Jing, what about helping your son with homework?

: (Bald Heavenly King=3=) In the first few years, I really worked hard to help Nezha with my homework, but later, for some reason, it became him who tutored me...

Nezha rested his forehead and sighed: "The reason why I study so hard and do my homework is all because of my unworthy father!"

Ao Xingjiu!

: Σ(⊙v⊙)!

: Poor Nezha, at such a young age, he shouldered such a heavy burden!

: Nezha studied hard and came back to help Dad with his homework.

: Anchor, look at his son!Look at yourself again!Why are they all sons, Nezha is so ambitious!Look at you, what have you done for your dad? !

When the whole network was comparing the sons of Li Ao's family, Ao Xing waved his hands, bluntly saying that they can't compare, they can't compare.

Nezha is now studying quantum mechanics, and he hasn't even finished memorizing "6666 Rules of Heaven". How can this be compared?

But when netizens asked him what he did for his dad, he couldn't stand it!

"Then how about I go and burn some paper money for my Tai Ao father later, pray for him to be reincarnated soon, and then I will go to the world to help him with his homework?" Ao Xing grinned and said maliciously .

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But Li Jing came back to his senses, and shouted excitedly on the phone: "I was almost led astray by the atmosphere of the live broadcast room! I am here to ask Bu Zhoushan's questions, not the water live broadcast room! Anchor, can you Don't help that kid Nezha lie to me, I'm good at observing people's micro-expressions!"

Are you good at observing people's micro-expressions?

What about the dragon?

Ao Xing immediately became the leader, and replied obediently: "Okay, Uncle Li, Nezha really hasn't been to Buzhou Mountain. I borrowed Nezha's Hot Wheels yesterday to go to Buzhou Mountain."

Li Jing: "..."

: (The Bald Heavenly King)...

: Anchor, you are naughty.

: Appeared, the classic little dragon cub with the head of a dragon!

: Let me just say, the Dragon King of the Four Seas is always the leader, and the anchor should also be the leader~!

: I feel that the dragon head and the school uniform of Zixiao Palace are pretty good together~

: @bald head Tianwang, do you understand the micro-expression of this dragon?

: (The Bald Heavenly King)...

"Anchor, I'm serious." Li Jing's helpless voice came from the other end of the phone.

Ao Xing's head was funny: "I'm serious too."

Nezha next to him sighed, took out a small notebook and wrote: "It seems that tomorrow I have to learn the micro-expressions of the Dragon Clan."

Ao Xingjiu!

: Really worthy of being a top student! (/great)

: Sure enough, there is no end to learning! (/great)

Ao Xing felt embarrassed when he saw that he had brought new homework to a family that had a lot of homework. He quickly turned back into a human face and said to Nezha: "Okay, okay, you don't need to add an extra class for yourself. Homework! I won’t change the faucet from now on, okay?”

Nezha glanced at him, and continued to write: "Add a study of human micro-expressions."

Ao Xing: "..."

Nezha closed his notebook, sighed wearily, and said, "Psychology is not in my field of study..."

Now it is!

Ao Xing felt guilty for adding two homework to the Li family father and son for no reason!

"Okay, okay..." Ao Xing wiped off his sweat and said helplessly to Li Jing: "Uncle, I really didn't lie to you, I can swear to the hundreds of millions of viewers in my live broadcast room that last night in Buzhou Mountain It was indeed me who stayed overnight, not Nezha! Now, can you trust me?"

"It turns out that you are in Buzhou Mountain..." Li Jing breathed a sigh of relief, but in the next second, he turned back to a worrying old father—other people's son, isn't he a son?

Li Jing scolded: "How can you go to Buzhou Mountain for camping? Do you know how dangerous Buzhou Mountain is! You are not afraid of being eaten by wild beasts until you have no bones left? Don't go there again next time!"