I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

Zixiao Palace class schedule!

Hongjun Daozu: The basic laws of the world.

Nuwa Saint: Clay Sculpture Class.

Taishang Laojun: Alchemy class.

Yuanshi Tianzun: Defense class.

Master Tongtian: Kendo class.

Amitabha Buddha: A Lesson on Buddhism and Taoism.

Patriarch Bodhi: A dual course in Buddhism and Taoism.

Nether Saint:? ? ?

Yuanfeng Sage: The Way of Fire.

Qilin Saint: Gou Zhidao.

The Sage of Houtu: The Way of Reincarnation. (Taught by Granny Meng)

Gonggong Bansheng: ? ? ?

Semi-Holy Rahu: Magic class.

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"Dragon Cub, what class do you plan to take?" Mengmeng asked Ao Xing after class.

Ao Xing looked at the curriculum schedule just released, and he was puzzled: "What are those question marks? Why are there 3 question marks in my dad's class??"

Mengmeng: "Maybe Nether focuses on mystery?"

correct.

When it comes to the Netherworld, no matter which world it is, the first reaction is: Wow!So mysterious!Don't dare to mess with it!

"It's impossible to know what class the old man plans to teach only after going to the Nether class!" Ao Xing sighed, checked the Nether class, and also ticked Mengmeng's schedule by the way.

Mengmeng Σ(￣□￣): "I don't want to go to the ghost class! Girls are most afraid of ghosts or something! Don't let me go to that class!"

"But come with me to class." Ao Xing said.

"No! I have my own master, and I'm going to take the Fire Dao class!" Mengmeng snatched the pen back without thinking, wanting to revise the course.

but……

Paper said: "Sorry, once the course is checked, it cannot be deleted. Please respect every choice you make!"

Mengmeng was shocked: "The paper has spoken!"

Ao Xing was also taken aback at first, but when she saw Mengmeng, she was taken aback, so she quickly pretended to be calm: "This is normal. In Zixiao Palace, everything has a spirit, even a piece of toilet paper .”

Paper was angry: "Please respect me, learning paper and toilet paper are two different concepts! If you want to know my good brother toilet paper, I can introduce it to you when you have time."

introduce?

Then when going to the toilet.

Toilet paper: Hi.

At this time, should you wipe your butt, or should you not wipe your butt?

Thinking of this scene, Ao Xing suddenly regretted cueing to the toilet paper. After all, if you don’t know that toilet paper has a spirit, you can go to the toilet more smoothly. Now that you know it, in the future...

Say more are tears.

"You mean these courses can't be deleted if they are checked?" Mengmeng asked while holding her schedule.

Ao Xing's class schedule replied: "Yes. After all, saints also have tempers. If you check it and delete it, the saint will be angry! So I suggest you not to provoke the saint! The saint is angry, and the consequences Very serious!"

"Oh, I understand." Mengmeng quickly selected Yuanfeng's class on her schedule, and while Ao Xing was not paying attention, she quickly picked up a pen and gave him a grand slam!

Ao Xing━Σ(?Д?|||)━! !

"Ding dong! Once a course is checked, it cannot be deleted or changed! My God, He Dapuben! I didn't expect there to be real warriors in the prehistoric world, dare to check all the courses! He Dapuben! He Dapuben!"

Ao Xing Σ(っ°Д°;) っ!

Are you too excited to say that as a piece of paper?

Honk on the horn and shout, now the whole class is watching!

"It's so fierce! I checked all the courses!"

"As expected of being the son of the Zulong!"

"But is it really good to check the Grand Slam? I'm already very tired after practicing a big one!"

"Long Zu once said that those who have the ability should combine the three thousand ways into one, and prove it with strength!"

"Okay, okay, another big idiot who chooses to prove the way with strength!"

Ao Xing burst into tears.

"Come on! Prove the Tao with strength!" Mengmeng hugged her schedule and quickly ran away!

Seeing her running away, Ao Xing really wanted to catch her back.

But so what if she was brought back!

Beat her up?

No, mortals are too fragile!

Help her get a grand slam too?

It doesn't work either, I find it difficult to practice all the Dao by myself, let alone a little girl who has just ascended to immortality!

So, I can only admit it.

The cub cries.

But after thinking about it carefully, even if a Grand Slam is selected, it’s nothing special, because there has never been a successful graduate in Zixiao Palace... So it’s just because of interest, just learn a little bit, it shouldn’t be a big problem, right? ...

"Didi! Since Ao Xing checked the Grand Slam, we have successfully unlocked the course of proving the Tao with strength! This unlock has a big benefit package, that is, you can become a closed disciple of Hongjun Daozu for free!" Course The table said.

Ao Xing's mentality collapsed in an instant: "I don't want to be the closed disciple of Daozu Hongjun!!"

"Generating a saint futon..." The schedule doesn't care what he thinks!

Saint futon?

Ao Xing took a deep breath!

Did he know what it was, the futon he sat on on the first day of school? ?

It is said that if you sit on it, if you don't become a saint, you won't get down!

This is the benefit of becoming a closed disciple of Daozu Hongjun!

The last time he made his father's saint futon, he could come down anytime, but this one belongs to him!

"Thank you, I don't want it!" Ao Xing quickly tore up the schedule!

However, the shredded paper gradually fused together, condensing into a futon...

Ao Xing Σ(?д?lll)!

"Damn it!" He ran away!

The futon also chased after him, and the flying position of the futon was neither high nor low, as if it was exactly where Ao Xing's butt was...

Seeing Ao Xing escape from the classroom, the Da Luo Jinxians sighed after a long time: "Tomorrow, let's crowdfund a god-level hemorrhoid ointment for the anchor, he must really need it..."

*

Ao Xing escaped from Da Luo Jinxian's classroom, and there was a perverted futon following him, chasing Harazi all the way: "Come on, come on, Da Luo Jinxian who doesn't want to become a saint is not a good Da Luo Jinxian!"

"I don't want to prove the way with strength, I just want to practice my father's way!" Ao Xing ran away frantically!

"No, no, of course you have to follow your own way in cultivation! How can you keep repeating the way of the older generation? The real saints all open up their own way!"

"Crap, you..." Ao Xing was running for his life, when suddenly a person approached him and bumped him into his arms.

This person is Mengmeng.

click.

The futon kissed Ao Xing's ass.

Ao Xing: "..."

Today's almanac must have written: Today is not suitable for women, especially those with the surname Jiang!

But Mengmeng didn't notice Ao Xing's face, he grabbed Ao Xing and said nervously: "Dragon Cub, my master, he didn't come to work today!"

"??"

"I looked at other classrooms, and those saints who said they were busy cultivating the fragments of chaos have come. Even if the main body is not available, they will come over. But I didn't see my master, and the students in the entire Shenhuo class were crowded together ,do not know what to do!"

Ao Xing didn't feel it: "Your master, he must be absent from work, right?"

Mengmeng said: "I took a look at the Youming class, my god, it's full of ghosts! (Scared), but your father didn't come either!"

Ao Xing finally panicked Σ(?д?lll): "Could it be that the two of them are going to elope?!"

Mengmeng slapped her across the face: "Wake up! My master is a man!"

"But he can also be a woman!"

"..."

Mengmeng didn't hurt from the beating, Ao Xing slapped himself several times, and sure enough, he slapped himself the most. This time, he came to his senses and became nervous: "Why didn't my father come to work? They have been away for a long time. Oh my god, I thought the two of them were engaged. I don’t know where they went to make a phone call. They should come back to take up their duties when Zixiao Palace is divided into shifts. But why haven’t the two of them come today? "

Mengmeng said seriously: "Anyway, it's impossible to elope!"

"That can't be a fight!" Ao Xing said, "Although the textbooks say that once the two of them make a move, they will beat each other to death, but now I can be sure that my dad was not killed... "

Mengmeng burst into tears: "The one who was beaten to death is my master!"

"...If you killed your master, then my dad should have come back. If he didn't come back, it means he wasn't killed." Ao Xing said rationally.

"Then what should we do? Now they have been missing for several days. Could it be that they were beaten to death by Gong Gong?" The disappearance cases are all related to Gonggong!

And now it has been confirmed that most of the missing people were beaten to death!

"No, Gonggong's goal is just to make up twelve..." Ao Xing closed his mouth, because he noticed that there were many students nearby.

Zhao Gongming said this matter must be kept secret, otherwise, it will cause panic in the Three Realms!

Thinking of Zhao Gongming, Ao Xing realized that he hadn't seen Zhao Gongming for a long time.

Since Bu Zhoushan left, Zhao Gongming hasn't even sent him a message, so he doesn't know how Zhao Gongming is progressing.

Originally, I wanted to listen to what Zhao Gongming had to say, so I left this matter to the Heavenly Court, but Chi and Yuanfeng had disappeared for a whole week!

Seeing that neither of them had returned to Zixiao Palace to work, Ao Xing couldn't bear it anymore!

"This matter must be told to Daozu! Even if my brother will be angry if he finds out, I must tell Daozu. Only Daozu can answer everything! Because he is the basic law of the world!" Ao Xing made a decision!

He sat cross-legged on the futon.

The futon also changed from the posture attached to his buttocks to a cushion, and he shouted happily: "Congratulations, student Ao Xing, for the successful binding! I will reward you with a piece of Primordial Purple Qi. If you upgrade in the future, your merits will be multiplied a hundred times!"

"Take me to call Daozu." Ao Xing patted the futon and said, "Didn't I become Daozu's closed disciple? What I'm going to see is Daozu's body, do you know?"

There are too many "Hongjun" in Zixiao Palace!

In order to be able to take care of all the classes, Hongjun did not hesitate to lead three thousand disciples, he is the most diligent master in the teaching industry!

"Yes." The saint futon disappeared with Ao Xing.

Only Mengmeng was left in the same place, startled: "Shrink the ground into an inch? Oh no, jump in space? Is even a futon in Zixiao Palace so powerful? Σ(っ°Д°;)っ"

*

In a flash, Ao Xing appeared in a dark secret room.

Ao Xing was taken aback by the sudden darkness: "Oh my god! I thought I was teleported to the netherworld!"

I don't know why, but this place gives him the feeling that it is a little bit more terrifying than Netherworld...

At this time, the lights in the room came on.

Saints even use incandescent lamps...

I really want to complain, but I don't know how to complain...

What made Ao Xing feel the creepiest was that it was the two Hongjun who turned on the light for him.

Khan, Hongjun is flooded in this Zixiao Palace.

"Congratulations on becoming the disciple of the Heavenly Dao Saint, have you made up your mind? Be loyal to our Heavenly Dao for a lifetime, and what we hear will guide you to a bright future!" The two Hongjun, one on the left and the other on the right, seemed like welcome boys.

(*Hongjun: I am my own welcome boy.)

"No, no, no, I'm not here to learn from a teacher, I'm here to find Taoist Hongjun." Of course Ao Xing knew that these two Hongjuns were clones of Hongjun, so he made it clear directly.

It is not easy to cultivate to become a saint, but now it is too difficult for him to practice three thousand ways to become a saint, right?

How could a little dragon cub do what Pangu couldn't do?

But the two Hongjuns had no expression on their faces, and they must have said, "No, we can only let you meet Dao Patriarch if we swear allegiance to our Heavenly Dao!"

"It's not that I don't agree, Teacher Hongjun." Ao Xing said helplessly: "It's too difficult to cultivate the Three Thousand Ways! I'm just a little dragon cub who has just been promoted to Da Luo Jinxian, so I can't let me have a happy childhood Do you have to put such a big study pressure on my shoulders?"

"Please swear allegiance to the Dao of Heaven, otherwise we won't let you in to meet Dao Patriarch!" Two Hongjun said.

Ao Xing was puzzled: "Teacher, what's the matter with you? You are usually so easy to talk, why are you refusing to let go at this juncture? This is related to the reappearance of the holy body of the Pangu ancestor god, don't you want to know at all? "

"I don't want to." Hongjun on the left said.

Hongjun on the right said: "Please swear allegiance to the Dao of Heaven! Otherwise, we won't let you in."

Ao Xing: "..."

How to choose between the father's whereabouts and the eternal slave?

Ao Xing hesitated for three seconds, and finally decided to get his father's whereabouts. After all, how can freedom be more important than relatives?

"Ok, I……"

However, just when Ao Xing compromised and was about to swear an oath, a golden light landed beside him.

It's Zhao Gongming.

Zhao Gongming's face was serious, he glanced at Ao Xing and Hongjun, and immediately understood the reason. With a wave of his hand, the two Hongjun disappeared.

Ao Xing was stunned: "Brother! You are so powerful, you actually wiped out the saint?!"

Now, he had to suspect that Zhao Gongming had another identity!Maybe it's some hidden big guy!

But Zhao Gongming just said plainly: "Calm down, it's just two clones. I grew up in Zixiao Palace, and I have a little more 'authority' over Zixiao Palace than others. No need to make a fuss, I will take you to meet the real Taoist ancestor right now."