I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

"Xiao Ming, don't be afraid, I'm coming!"

The sound is resounding in the sky, but the person has already arrived before the eyes!

It was Guanjiangkou Erlang Zhenjun who came with his Meishan brothers!

"Yang Jian..." The monster who had turned into a giant had red eyes, opened his mouth and let out a roar, and a gust of wind arose from his mouth, blowing the seven of them away.

Yang Jian Σ(っ°Д°;)っ: "I don't want to save face?"

Zhao Gongming was so frightened: "How can I not be afraid of this? Σ(っ°Д°;)っ"

"Xiao Ming, don't be afraid, I'm coming!"

A loud voice followed by a towering stone ape.

Behind him are his good friends, Zhu Bajie who is carrying a nine-toothed rake, and Sha Wujing who is carrying a staff of subduing demons.

Behind them are the Eighteen Arhats of Leiyin Temple who came to help.

Reinforcements from the Western Church have arrived!

Buddhism and Taoism belong to the same family. If there is a problem in heaven, Western religions will definitely draw their swords to help!

(It's just a little late.)

At this moment, Zhao Gongming didn't have the heart to care about the unhappiness that the monkey who came to support had had with Tianting in the past, and even put aside the past grievances and grudges, and shouted: "Great Sage, save me!"

The stone ape stopped when it reached the waist of the strange man.

Zhao Gongming is embarrassing.

Shi Yuan scratched his head, full of question marks: "Oh, this person is taller than the one in the live broadcast."

"Live broadcast? Did you come here to watch the live broadcast? If you say so, is the anchor also here?" Zhao Gongming looked around excitedly!

Sun Wukong scratched his head and said: "No, the anchor didn't come, I just watched the live broadcast, and saw so many giants (giant dragon, Jade Emperor), I thought they were about the same height as me, but I didn't expect..."

"You think too much!" Zhao Gongming couldn't help interrupting Sun Wukong's self-righteousness: "This is obviously from the generation of Kaitian God Clan! The oldest generation in the world!"

"How do you know he is the Kaitian God Clan?" Sun Wukong asked.

"They are all about the same height as our Jade Emperor! Those of us who work in Lingxiao Temple every day will know it at a glance!"

The Jade Emperor's golden body is ten thousand feet long, look at it every day!

Sun Wukong scratched his head again: "That's not right, the last time I came to Heaven, the Jade Emperor was not so tall!"

"That's because His Majesty is sitting! You stupid monkey, don't take the sitting height as your net height!"

conversation room.

The weirdo has already punched an arhat, beating up all the arhats who fought bravely in the Western Paradise!

Sha Wujing is no exception!

"Ah! Don't hit me! I admit defeat!" Just when the weirdo was about to beat Zhu Bajie, Zhu Bajie immediately knelt down and begged for mercy!

"Bajie, you...?!" Sun Wukong didn't even want to know this junior!

"Purification altar envoy, how come you are still so sincere after so many years!" Zhao Gongming groaned!

However, is it really useful to kneel down and beg for mercy in front of the red-eyed weirdo?

No!

But a miracle happened.

Just as the weirdo's iron fist of justice hit, a breeze blew away the monk hair on Bajie's head.

The weirdo's fist suddenly stopped!

Just stop on the three pig hairs on Bajie's head!

Sun Wukong: "???"

Zhao Gongming: "???"

All the immortals: "???"

When the breeze blew again, the three pig hairs naughtily scratched the strange man's fingers.

Then, the strange man threw Zhu Bajie away and muttered, "You hairy...don't hit...bald, you deserve to die..."

After speaking, he looked at Shi Yuan.

Stone ape ∑(￣□￣)!

The top of the stone monkey's head is smooth!

In the next second, the stone ape turned into a cute, fluffy monkey, blinking and pretending to be cute.

The weirdo took one look at him, then turned and walked away.

"Hairy... don't hit... bald, you deserve to die..."

Sun Wukong brushed his hair triumphantly: "My old grandson, my body is full of hair!"

The first hairy monkey in the entire prehistoric world!

"Smelly monkey! When you were making trouble in Heaven, weren't you very arrogant? When you traveled to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, you were even more arrogant? Now someone is robbing you for the record of making trouble in Heaven! You are actually cowardly? You are still that monkey Ah?" Zhao Gongming was filled with righteous indignation!

"This is not counseling, this is a dog! My old grandson and my junior brother are practicing dog Taoism recently! Right, junior brother?" After speaking, Wukong patted Zhu Bajie, who also had three hairs on top of his head.

Zhu Bajie spoke righteously: "That's right, it's called the Way of the Dog, it's very popular recently!"

Behind them were the Eighteen Arhats who had been beaten to a pulp and... Sha Wujing!

Hairy, wins.

"You guys are idiots! Then what should I do? I'm not in the hands of the weirdo yet!" Zhao Gongming shouted indignantly!

I thought Sun Wukong would be as brave and good at fighting as he was back then, regardless of 21, let’s just hit it with a stick, but who knew he would practice the Way of Dogs with Zhu Bajie!So this wave is completely teasing soldiers invited by monkeys!

"Let you Jade Emperor come out to fight! Didn't you say that the height is about the same? The size is about the same, so you must be able to fight!" Monkey King is already eating melons in the front row!

Anyway, if the weirdo hits someone, don't hit him!

"Our Jade Emperor..." Zhao Gongming looked around, but he couldn't see the golden body of the Jade Emperor at all!

"Isn't it? Your Jade Emperor is also a dog?" Zhu Bajie asked in surprise, "You have been beaten to the ground, and he still doesn't make a move?"

"Won't you hide under the table again?" Monkey King picked up a banana and watched the show in the front row.

(Anyway, weirdos don’t fight long-haired ones!)

"Impossible! It is impossible for our Jade Emperor to hide under the table every time!" As the number one loyal minister of the Heavenly Court, Zhao Gongming firmly upholds the dignity of the Jade Emperor!

but……

Clairvoyance yelled: "We found the Jade Emperor, and he is under the table again! Everyone go find him!"

Zhao Gongming: "..."

"Your Jade Emperor is hopeless." Zhu Bajie said while eating a banana.

But no matter what, the Jade Emperor is still the head of all the immortals. When the Heavenly Palace is in chaos, all the immortals can only ask him for advice on how to defeat the enemy!

So even though all the gods are shameless (super shameless), they have to rush towards the direction where the king is!

The weirdo also followed in stride!

Jade Emperor ∑(￣□￣): "Don't come here!"

The weirdo rushed to the table in three steps at a time!

The immortals hid under the table, trembling!

At this moment, a person descended from the sky like a savior: "Let go of my little brother!"

As soon as that person came, he directly attacked the strange man's right hand, and the white lotus sword cut it off directly, and the twelve-grade spiritual weapon created a miracle!

That weird man's hand was cut off along with Zhao Gongming and saved!

Ao Xing picked up Zhao Gongming and asked nervously, "Brother, are you alright?"

I can't believe that freedom is so simple. Zhao Gongming was overjoyed, and looked at Ao Xing with even more excited eyes: "I'm fine! Are you the anchor? Sure enough, you are the most reliable in the three realms of heaven and earth! Also, Anchor, you are more handsome than what you saw on the live broadcast!?w?”

Ao Xing was stunned: "..."

Zhao Gongming was moved: "..."

"Haha, I'm sorry, I admitted the wrong person." Ao Xing threw away Zhao Gongming, smiled and turned to ask the fairies under the table: "Excuse me, have you seen my little brother? Just like the one I threw away just now." The thing that walked away looked exactly the same."

All the immortals: "???"

"Isn't the anchor's room manager old Zhao?"

"Is there a second old Zhao in this world?"

"I have been colleagues with Lao Zhao for 3000 years, and this is the first time I heard that Lao Zhao has a twin brother..."

There was a lot of discussion.

"Ahem..." While everyone was discussing, in the corner under the table, behind the immortals, someone coughed lightly.

Although the sound was very soft, the immortals still gave way to save face.

The Jade Emperor behind him showed his true colors.

A young man of normal height.

: Jade Emperor?

: How did you become an ordinary person?

: Becoming an ordinary person, this height is still very tall, standing out from the crowd...

: Who is the chicken? ?

: Among other things, I just want to say one thing - Jade Emperor, can you not hide under the table?When will our big heaven be stunned?

When all the audience felt sorry for Tianting, Ao Xing's next sentence caused a stir: "Brother, are you okay?"

All the immortals ∑(￣□￣)? ? ! !

Audience ∑(￣□￣)? ? ! !

: Who is it called?

: Wasn't Zhao Gongming thrown away?

: Don't tell me, the Jade Emperor is the little brother who has been with us and brought us joy all the time!

: I don't believe that my handsome and handsome little brother who is always as timely as the timely rain will be the Jade Emperor who is always under the table!

: @小哥@小哥@小哥@小哥@小哥@小哥

(no one answered online)

: Stop @, now that Heaven is in crisis, who still has the time to come to the live broadcast room to explain your doubts?It's better to watch the show honestly and support the anchor mentally!

: The murderer who killed the Jedi has finally been found!

: Punish him!Avenge the Jedi! !

"Haha, I'm fine." The Jade Emperor was stripped of his vest in public, except for a bit of embarrassment and helplessness on his face, he couldn't care less.

He held a pen in one hand and paper in the other. It was obvious that he was writing something before Ao Xing arrived.

"It's good that you're fine." Then Ao Xing pointed to the weird man in the sky and said, "Brother! He's a murderer! He killed the Jedi! Quickly send heavenly soldiers and generals to arrest him!"

The Jade Emperor was confused: "Are you here to sue me now? What's the point! I can't beat him!"

Before they finished speaking, all the gods retreated three or four steps in unison, clearing a large open space for them!

Heavenly Soldiers and Generals: Don't fight!Can't beat it!Don't cue me!

Ao Xingjiu!

A Nezha patted the floor depressedly and said, "I thought the host was here to help us, but I didn't expect him to sue..."

The two Nezhas also said: "That's right! How can he expect to come to our Heavenly Court to complain to be useful?"

Ao Xing wondered: "Am I dazzled? I seem to see a lot of Nezhas?"

"No, I read that right, Nezha's three heads and six arms have been cut into three pieces." The Jade Emperor said with a tear and a smile t▽t.

Ao Xingjiong: "Is your Heavenly Court so weak? Nezha will cut it if he says so?"

As soon as the words fell, the gods hiding under the table all looked over depressedly.

These low pressure gods have—

The giant spirit general who was beaten to pieces, the four heavenly kings who suffered heavy losses, the bald Li Jing who lost his tower, and the blind Yang Jian...

Ao Xing: "..."

These losers are full of resentment!

But seeing their miserable appearance, Ao Xing finally knew how powerful the strange people outside were!

Counting on Heavenly Court to help catch the murderer, this road will not work at all!

(Sorry, I made a mistake, why don't you guys fight first? After you guys finish the fight, I'll settle the score with him? tvt)

Just at this time.

The table was pounded!

Boom!

The defeated soldiers under the table were so frightened that they hugged each other tightly.

The Jade Emperor looked sad, but he didn't waver.

Ao Xing was also taken aback when he hit the hammer just now.

But in the blink of an eye, I quickly understood that it was thunder and rain, and weird people pounding on the table. Although it seemed that the ground was shaking, in fact, the space under the table did not move at all, and the floor could not even shake. Didn't shake--

So these gods are just scaring themselves!

"I didn't expect this table to be so strong! I thought it would be smashed!" Ao Xing said.

The Jade Emperor sighed, and while giving orders, he explained to him: "After all, this table carries the official documents of heaven and earth, and all major events between heaven and earth will be gathered on this table for handling. defensive magic weapon."

Ao Xingjiu: "Isn't this explanation too far-fetched?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw several celestial lights rushing out from under the table, obviously the Jade Emperor's order was conveyed.

"At this time, there are still people who dare to go out?" Ao Xing looked at the generals who rushed out in surprise.

"There is no one in heaven who is afraid of death, only those who are afraid of dying out of place." The Jade Emperor said.

"How about I go out and help you block it? Brother, hurry up and rescue the soldiers!" Ao Xing picked up the white lotus sword, and was about to go up and stop the strange man with the immortals.

Unexpectedly, the Jade Emperor stopped him: "No, they can stop him."

As soon as the words fell, the blind Yang Jian couldn't help but sarcastically said: "Uncle, don't be kidding, we can't stop it, but the person sent out can stop it? That strange man doesn't know the severity of his actions. They were beaten to death. I am afraid that the people you sent out will be in danger!"

"No." The Jade Emperor said firmly.

Ao Xing asked in surprise, "How do you know that you can't?"

As soon as I said that, the situation outside the table surprised everyone!

The immortals sent out really stopped the monster's attack!

"How is it possible?" Yang Jian yelled out in disbelief: "I can't even stop it! How could others be able to stop it!"

Ao Xing was more embarrassing than him: "Aren't you blind in three eyes? How do you still know the current situation?"

"We gods don't see things with the naked eye, but with the eyes of the heart." Yang Jian said: "It's strange, after this strange man rushed to the heaven, he would not leave any room for encountering and killing immortals! Even when I went into battle, I was not polite. He blew three eyes out of my eyes in one breath. How could he be merciful when the general came forward these days??"

At this time, the Jade Emperor spoke——

"Don't kill the long-haired ones, kill the bald ones."

"Stop the teaching but don't kill it, kill the teaching!"