I, Ancient Zulong, was exposed by Sun Tzu's live broadcast

In the live broadcast room, the local tyrants stopped offering rewards, but other small netizens followed suit and offered small gifts, clamoring for the anchor to get out of the way, and don't look back.

Ao Xing was speechless.

Whose live broadcast room is this? !

"Okay, I'll give you the camera, and I won't look back. Is that okay?" After finishing speaking, Ao Xing stepped aside silently.

He couldn't help muttering: "You don't watch young, handsome and versatile anchors, but you want to watch an old man? Heh! It's really hard to guess the audience's mind. I don't know what you like. No matter what you try, it won't be popular!"

It's hard to guess the audience's mind!

He never expected that his grandfather would become popular after only a few minutes of being on camera!

10 million online viewers!

10 followers!

what does this mean?

It means that all the netizens who entered his live broadcast room tonight clicked "Follow the anchor", and as soon as he starts broadcasting in the future, the system will automatically remind netizens!

As we all know, the audience in the live broadcast room is very mobile. When the audience comes in to watch, they may not necessarily pay attention to the host. In the end, they will lose these viewers. Therefore, every anchor will work hard when the audience enters the live broadcast room. Yelling, asking viewers to add "follow".

And tonight.

1:1 ratio!

I'm afraid it is an unprecedented record in the entire network!

Ao Xing didn't even understand what happened, so it's totally okay to describe his current state as being in a trance with prosperity!

He really couldn't figure out what's so good about an old man from the country.

Could it be because grandpa is about to turn [-] years old?

Are centenarians too rare?

I don't understand this audience.

He calmed down, patted his thigh and said, "Now you all like to see my grandpa, don't you? Then I won't count the top ten dragons, let's talk about my grandpa, how about?"

:Can!

: Better talk about your family tree! (smirk)

: Let’s talk about your relationship first, is it biological?

: Take stock of the top ten dragons?I bother!Are you taking stock of your family tree? (smirk)

: Anchor, hand over your family tree!

: I want to know how you, the anchor, started living together with Yilong.

: Also, you have lived together for so long, how did you not know it was a dragon? (stupid)

: The little black dragon is too comfortable lying down, right?

: Grandpa Long's posture is very similar to the way I usually lie on the sofa and play with my mobile phone...

: I'm wondering, grandpa, you don't know that you have been exposed by your grandson, so you still watch dramas leisurely?

: Ask for the title of the play!

However, Ao Xing, who has been removed from the screen, couldn't see what happened in the live broadcast room at all, nor could he see the questions from netizens.

He can only complete his speech with strong conviction.

"It's like this. My old man is six out of ninety this year, and in four years' time he will be able to hold a centenary birthday party!"

: Are you sure your old man is ninety-six out of ten? ?

: Let me tell you a joke, Zulong is 96 years old this year.

"Don't look at him as gray-haired and old-fashioned, but in fact he is very healthy and energetic, but now, he is not at all confused or demented."

"If the other old man lives to this age, who would dare to let him go out? But our old man is different. To tell you the truth, this time my grandfather came to the city alone from the countryside to find me."

"Isn't it amazing? I came alone!"

"I hitchhiked and walked here by myself. How could someone else's 90-year-old man do that? Right?"

: Are you sure, he came here on foot?

: Wings grow white?

: To tell a joke, Long hitchhiked into the city by himself.

: Why do dragons grow wings?

: It is said that the oldest dragons have wings.

"I don't know if you are convinced or not. Anyway, I admire my grandfather's body. I don't even know if I can live to be 90 years old? After I live to be 90 years old, will I be as healthy as my grandfather? "

: If you are born to your grandfather, I think you will be fine if you live to be 2000 years old.

: Now I suddenly wonder if those ancestral portraits are really "passed down from generation to generation", maybe they are only passed down to one generation!

: I want to see other portraits!After all, the paintings are all dragons and dragons!

: I want to hear the story of my grandpa, and I also want to hear the inventory...what should I do?

: I suspect that those ancestral portraits are the family tree of the Ao family. (smirk)

: The genealogy of the Dragon Clan is suspected to be exposed, and the anchor returns to his hometown. I wonder if he will be beaten up by the clansmen? (smirk)

"Just now, many friends questioned that I was not my grandfather's own... I really don't know why you doubt it like this? But my grandfather really seems to have appeared out of nowhere."

"I have never seen my grandpa in the past 24 years, nor have I heard my parents mention such a grandpa. Three days ago, my dad suddenly called and told me that my grandpa is coming to visit me in the city, let me Treat the old man well, and don't let the old man make any mistakes in the city."

"I was dumbfounded at the time."

"It's difficult for me to take care of myself, and I need to take care of an elderly man in his 90s??"

"Can I do it? Can I take care of it?"

"This old man's bones are so brittle, if he bumps into each other a little bit, he might be gone..."

At this moment, the little black dragon who was watching the drama on the sofa burst into a burst of laughter, couldn't help but raised his paw, and slammed the sofa hard!

Boom!Boom!Boom!

earthquake!

Ao Xing fell to the ground!

Everyone was stunned.

"Hahahaha..." Xiao Heilong laughed out loud holding his phone.

Ao Xing came back to his senses, and immediately looked at the sofa. When he turned his head, he saw an old man lying on the sofa watching a drama, but the old man was very alert, and when he looked over, he also turned his head. look at him.

"Grandpa, are you okay?" Ao Xing got up and ran to the old man!

The old man looked innocent: "What's wrong?"

Ao Xing said nervously: "Just now, an earthquake happened!"

Old man: "Where is it?!"

: I testify, yes!

: Grandpa beat three times just now, the camera shakes!

: The people of Kyoto said that there seemed to be an earthquake in my place just now...

: The people of Modu said that my place was shaken just now!

: The people of Dijin said...

: The people in the south said that I didn't feel the earthquake. It seems that the anchor lives in the area of ​​Kyoto!

: Oh my god, most of the Dragon Kingdom was hit by an earthquake!

: The old man is delicate and frail...? ? ?

"Really! I fell off the stool just now!" Ao Xing said.

At this time, there was a sound of panic outside the door. It seemed that many neighbors opened the door and rushed downstairs. Ao Xing hurriedly opened the door to see, it really was!

"There's an earthquake! Run!" the neighbors said while running!

Ao Xing hurried back, grabbed the old man and carried it on his back.

"What are you doing?" The old man was being carried on his back, and he still had his mobile phone in his hand.

Ao Xing hurriedly said, "There's an earthquake! We have to run!"

"It's okay, let's talk after watching this episode. Haha!" After finishing speaking, the old man got off Ao Xing's back, still staring at the phone.

"Grandpa..." Ao Xing was full of worry, he didn't understand what happened just now, an old man suddenly became as slippery as a loach, just slipped out of his hand!

He anxiously said, "There's an earthquake!"

"Earthquake? Don't be afraid!" The old man disagreed, "What is an earthquake? The sky is falling, and grandpa will support you."

Ao Xingjiong: "You are a ghost!"

: He is really capable!

: Its body length is one hundred and eight thousand miles. If it stands up straight, it should be able to reach the sky. (funny)

: Don’t be afraid, Azai. The earthquake was caused by your grandpa. (funny)

: Talk about earthquakes as if you are okay. (Ha ha)

: What drama is so funny?Ask for the name of the play!

"Grandpa! Don't look, let's run first! This earthquake is no joke, if it happens again and the building collapses, we will all die here!" Ao Xing nervously went to pull on the old man.

Unexpectedly, the old man's body was very calm, as motionless as a mountain!

"Don't worry, there will be no more earthquakes." The old man said calmly, "And I ordered takeaway, and it seems that the time is almost up."

Ao Xing was anxious to death: "At this time, you still care about takeaway?!"

However, at this moment, a baby-like shrill voice came from the door: "Hello, your takeaway has been delivered to you!"

Ao Xing was stunned for a moment, then turned his head to look, and saw two children, a boy and a girl, appeared at the door. They were six or seven years old, with round faces, very cute.

They wear the same clothes, but the words on the chest are really different.

Boys are "tao".

Girls are "tie".

The two children carried a stretcher together, and the stretcher was filled with packing boxes of various sizes, the largest of which was the lid of a large pot, and it was unknown what was inside.

The smiles of the food deliverers are in stark contrast to the neighbors who are busy running for their lives behind them.