hold treasure

"of course."

Wang Xiaoliuer smiled ambiguously, "Let me tell you, I read an ancient book before, which recorded such a thing... um..."

Feng Nan was looking curious, but Wang Xiaoliuer thought about it again, and immediately curled his lips like a trick, "Forget it, let's not talk about it."

"Hey!"

Feng Nan was all ready, and Wang Xiaoliu'er stopped talking, and was furious at that time, "If you want to say it, say it quickly! Half-talking, it's annoying!"

Seeing how powerful she is, Wang Xiaoliu'er couldn't help curling her lips, "I'm willing, you bite me?"

"Hey, why are you so annoying! Say it!"

Feng Nan had nothing to do with Wang Xiaoliuer, but begged.

Wang Xiaoliuer sighed, "I told you, you won't believe me!"

"You didn't say it, how do you know I don't believe it?"

"Forget it, don't say it, don't say it!"

"Hey, tell me, tell me!"

Feng Nan looked forward to it, "My sister, I'm so cute to listen to your story! Tell me! Tell me!"

"Really?"

"Mmmmmmm!"

Feng Nan nodded vigorously.

This is true.

Among other things, Feng Nan really felt that since she was with Wang Xiaoliu'er, she didn't know about other benefits, but she really learned a lot.

Wang Xiaoliuer thought about it, subconsciously looked back, and saw that President Yao and the person in charge were chatting and gesticulating with a few workers, but they didn't notice this side, so he couldn't help but smiled. Holding Feng Nan's big white leg, she whispered, "Tonight, you go to my place! I'll explain it to you! Will it work?"

"Don't come!"

Feng Nan didn't know what Wang Xiaoliuer was thinking about, so he gave him a big smile and gave him a blank look, "If you want to talk about it, talk about it now!"

"Now say, there is no motivation!"

"You can do it!"

Feng Nan really couldn't bear him, turned her head to see that no one was paying attention, and became more courageous, she lightly patted Wang Xiaoliu'er's thigh, and said leisurely, "If you keep doing this, it's boring! In the future, do you still think about it?"

"Hey, then I told you, don't tell others."

Wang Xiaoliu'er signaled Feng Nan to come over, and whispered to Feng Nan, "I read a history book before, which recorded a strange event. It is said that in the fourth year of Yuanhe year of the Tang Dynasty, there was a scholar who lived in Studying abroad, one night, I had nothing to do and was very depressed, so I came out to play the flute in the thatched hut by the river under the moonlight. He is really talented, and the flute is melodious and melodious, which is very pleasant. After a while, I heard the sound of footsteps outside, obviously someone is coming."

"and then?"

"Then he asked outside, who was outside? As a result, a woman's voice came from outside, coyly, and said that she was the daughter of the old Wang Yuan's family at the foot of the mountain. He came here. When the scholar heard this, he was overjoyed, and sneaked out to take a look. He saw a plump, white-skinned girl outside who was peeking at him with her face half covered. This woman, He is beautiful and plump, and the scholar was overjoyed when he saw it. He pretended to be serious and polite, so he said to the woman, girl, you are attracted by the sound of the flute, so you must be a person who is proficient in rhythm. Why don't you come in and have a chat? The woman was embarrassed at first, but couldn't stand the scholar's persuasion, so she came in. The scholar was also good, so she asked the servant to come over and make tea for her. After that, she showed off her ability, playing the piano and flute, which made her deep Seeing his talent, the woman couldn't help admiring him, so she didn't leave that night and went with that scholar."

"Sleep?"

Feng Nan rested her chin and listened intently, so she couldn't help asking.

Wang Xiaoliu nodded, "Is it still useful, for sure."

Wang Xiaoliu'er hugged her shoulders and leaned to one side, "After that, this scholar and this woman got along well, and they often hang out together in the middle of the night. That scholar looks serious, but in his heart, he can't Huahua, busy with such a beautiful woman every day, was okay at the beginning, but soon became a bit unbearable. Seeing his haggard look, his family members asked him what happened, and he was too embarrassed to say that he did it. Tired. One day, when I went for a walk in the market, a fortune teller saw him and pulled him, saying that he had encountered something unclean. When the scholar heard this, he was not happy, saying that the fortune teller What the heck, he even scolded him. Who knows, the gentleman was scolded, so he didn’t worry about it, so he said a bunch of useless things to the scholar. The general meaning is that he is called a scholar. When the scholar heard this, he felt that the fortune-teller had made a mistake. Looking back, he asked him why he said that. In the end, the gentleman said, have you recently fallen in love with a woman? Did you, After being with her, is your body getting worse day by day? Huh, let’s be cool, this is awesome, you met my grandfather, if you meet me a few days later, you will be finished! When the scholar heard this, Dissatisfied, he said that he had indeed taken a fancy to a girl, and he fell in love with her. She is a lady from everyone! She is the daughter of the old Wang Yuanwai at the foot of the mountain! I didn’t want the Taoist to laugh when he heard it, and said, don’t talk about it. Well, the old Wang’s family has no daughter! After finishing speaking, he gave the scholar a red rope and said, when you go back today, you must ask who is the woman’s name and whose family she belongs to. She has to cover up If you don't want to say anything, there must be something wrong with this matter! You don't have to be afraid, you must find a way to tie the rope around the woman's ankle, and when you turn around, follow her to find her, and you will know who she is."

"Has the scholar gone to look for it?"

"found."

Wang Xiaoliu'er pouted, "After going back, the scholar tossed and turned, unable to sleep, and waited until it was dark, when the woman came again, and the scholar said that we have been together for such a long time, and I want to come to propose marriage! When the woman heard this He turned pale with shock, and hurriedly said that his family might not agree, so don’t ask for trouble! The scholar was unhappy when he heard this, and asked the woman what her last name was, but the woman shook her head and refused to say. The scholar remembered the words of the Taoist priest, so he remained silent. As usual, he had a flirt with the woman. This time, he worked extra hard, tossing a few times, and finally made the woman so exhausted that she fell asleep. He also took the opportunity to tie the rope around the girl's ankle."

"And then? Did he find her?"

"No."

Wang Xiaoliuer waved his hand, "The scholar was very tired, but he didn't dare to fall asleep. In the middle of the night, when it was almost dawn, the woman got up and left. The scholar didn't make a sound, sneaked around, got up too, and followed The woman watched secretly from behind, but followed all the way. When it was almost dawn, she saw the woman walking in front with her buttocks twisted. That big buttocks twisted and twisted, so coquettish! I think the scholar is so excited! "

Wang Xiaoliuer said, as if imitating, shaking his head and tail, that deadly appearance made Feng Nan giggle.

"Just say what you say, no need to learn!"

"Hey, you don't understand!"

Wang Xiaoliu'er continued, "The scholar was so envious, he swore in his heart that he must marry the woman back home! As a result, the woman twisted all the way, and finally entered the big house outside the Wangyuan at the foot of the mountain! The scholar hangs He let go of his heart at once! He scolded Taoist priests for being unreliable! He expected that this woman, even if she was not a woman from Wang Yuanwai, was also from Wang Yuanwai's family! The next day, no matter how many people she brought, she went to Yuan Wai's family has gone to propose marriage!"

"Then, did that girl come out?"

"No."

Wang Xiaoliuer shook his head again, "The Wang Yuanwai was dumbfounded when he heard the music outside, and he was even more confused when he opened the door to ask about the situation. Wang Yuanwai said, I have two sons and no daughter! The scholar didn't believe it, and said You must have it, you have it! The member was helpless, so he asked the scholar to lead someone to find it by himself, and it turned out, good guy, there are so many people in the house, men and women, and none of them is the one who is with the scholar! The scholar is still Unwilling to give up, I let them take off their shoes and looked at their ankles, but found no red strings. At this time, the staff members were not happy, and wanted to curse. When the scholar didn't know what to do, when the corner door opened, An old sow with snow-white complexion came out from inside, wagging its head and tail. One step, three shakes, and it passed in front of the crowd. The scholar's eyes were also quite treacherous. Looking at the small steps of the old sow, it seemed a little familiar What? Rub your eyes and take a closer look, my god! There is a red rope tied around the ankle of the old sow!"

"..."

Feng Nan was stunned for a moment, leaned over, and almost blurted out the phrase "Damn!"

She looked at Wang Xiaoliu'er incredulously, "You mean, that woman who spends time with the scholar every day is actually not a young lady at all, but an old sow?!"

"I don't know about that, it's recorded in the book anyway."

Wang Xiaoliuer rubbed his nose, then shook his head and twisted twice, "That old sow passed in front of the crowd, just twisted, twisted! That white body, that big butt, eh... "

Feng Nan blushed with embarrassment, and quickly slapped him, thinking that he would wait here together!

But she was curious, so she asked Wang Xiaoliuer, "Then what? What's going on with the scholar?"

"The scholar's face turned green, and he twitched his face. He asked the member, is this your pig? Why don't you tie it up? The member said, this pig was raised by the family since childhood. It is a pet and he is reluctant to kill it. I usually stroll around at home, and don’t go out too much! Why do you ask this?”

"What did the scholar say?"

"The scholar didn't dare to speak, so he just left, but the more he thought about it, the more angry he became. He returned home, took a bow and arrow and rushed to Wang Yuanwai's house. He couldn't help but be shot to death by the old sow after a few clicks."

Wang Xiaoliuer also sighed, "There are more people who slaughter dogs in righteousness, and ruthless people are scholars! After that, that woman has never appeared again. For some reason, the story of the scholar has spread. Everyone laughed at that scholar, and it was said that because of this, he also got a strange disease, and after a while, the scholar couldn’t bear the pressure and hanged himself.”

"But I don't understand."

Feng Nan pondered for a long time, but couldn't help turning her head to look at Wang Xiaoliu'er. She pouted her little mouth, but she was curious, "This story doesn't make sense! Why does the old sow want to get along with the scholar? It's a pig , Scholar is a human being, and if they are together, there will be no results, right? If so, there is something wrong with it?"

"That's what made you say it."

Wang Xiaoliu'er looked disgusted, "Let me ask you, if a male god stands in front of you and says he wants to be with you, will you agree or not?"

"This……"

Feng Nan hesitated, "That's not necessarily the case!"

"Then what if a fairy daughter came down to earth, she was so pretty, and she stood naked in front of a man, wanting to sleep with him! Do you think, among those men you know, who can resist the temptation!"

"That will definitely not be able to withstand it, unless you are sick!"

"It's not worth it."

Wang Xiaoliu'er curled her lips, "There are many similar things recorded in ancient books, but most of them are those who have the right to seduce people. The reason is that people live in the natural world. The reason for the relatively high level and status. Let’s put it this way, in the eyes of you and me, people are people, but in the eyes of those foxes, weasels, cats and dogs, maybe, the people in their eyes are just like the people in our eyes It's almost like a god. It's natural for lower creatures to move closer to higher creatures, so there's nothing strange about it."

"Then, according to you, you cling to me every day because of this?"

"Yes, you are my goddess."

Wang Xiaoliu'er smiled ambiguously, "You don't know, every time I see you walking in front of me, click, click, click, those few steps, I can see it in my heart..."

"Fuck me!"

Normally, Feng Nan would be quite beautiful when Wang Xiaoliuer said this, but now when Wang Xiaoliuer said it, Feng Nan felt like scolding!

If it weren't for the bad kicking in the car, Feng Nan really wanted to kick him hard, but Wang Xiaoliu'er laughed and continued to Feng Nan, "Actually, problems like this are found in medical books. , generally belong to the same category, but whether it is the one that Mr. Wang encountered before or the one that the scholar I mentioned just now, it is not the most troublesome."

"Then what is the most troublesome?"

"The one recruited inside is the most troublesome."

As soon as Wang Xiaoliuer finished speaking, Mr. Yao came over.

Mr. Yao knocked on the car window, and Feng Nan lowered the window.

Mr. Yao's face flushed red, and he was about to die of anger, "Brother, I, I understand the question. Can we take a step to talk?"

"Let me guess."

Wang Xiaoliuer glanced at Feng Nan, then turned to look at Mr. Yao, "Did they dig the coffin when they dug the foundation?"

"You, how do you know?"

"Divided the funerary objects inside, and moved the contents inside, didn't you?"

"I go……"

Mr. Yao was dumbfounded at the time, and he looked at Wang Xiaoliu'er with a bit of fear, "What you said is not bad at all! These bastards dug a grave when they were digging the foundation! Inside, a coffin was erected! There are a lot of good things in the coffin, and they secretly distributed them, I don't know at all! What's even more annoying is that these bastards are so bold!"

When Mr. Yao said this, he felt ashamed and flustered, "They don't know what they were thinking. They saw a woman lying in someone's coffin! They couldn't hold it back. They got together and beat that woman , Here! Here! Give me something!"