Perspective stupid doctor

Big Brother: Isn’t this corn? Could it be that what you want to talk about is this corn?

Wu Mei nodded and said, "That's right, it's this corn."

Little Brother: Sister, you don’t want to sell corn, do you?

Wu Mei shook her head and said, "It doesn't matter if you sell it or not, I just want to prove a miracle in front of you."

Fluffy Dog: Miracle, what a miracle, what a miracle an ordinary piece of corn can do.

One nose hair travels the world: that is, this is just a corn, not ginseng.However, it seems that this corn is really bigger and longer than ordinary corn.Sister, this corn is not a mutated corn, is it?

Big Brother: It is probably genetically modified corn, otherwise how could it grow so big.It looks like a piece of firewood.

"Everyone. Please don't talk, and watch me peel this corn first."

Wu Mei writhed her hands and quickly peeled off the husk of this corn.

The light green corn kernels are exposed.

"Dear friends, have you noticed that this corn is not light yellow or bright yellow, but light green, crystal clear, and has a quiet fragrance. And this corn can be eaten raw, just It's like eating fruit. Believe it or not, you see, we can peel some corn kernels and put them in our mouths to chew."

Wu Mei peeled dozens more corns and gave them to Zhou Jing and Tang Qing respectively.

The two women immediately stuffed the corn into their mouths, closed their eyes, and reveled in the delicious taste.

Wu Mei also peeled more than a dozen corns and put them in his mouth, tasting them slowly.

Her expression is also full of intoxication and enjoyment.

It's like eating the most delicious fruit in the world.

Masked Man: No way, is this corn so delicious? Is it necessary to make such an appearance of enjoying it?

Sincerely tell the truth: Sister, are you selling this kind of corn?Of course, it doesn't matter whether it's good or not, as long as you're selling it, I want it, as much as I want.

I only have one sword: I want it too, what my sister approves of must be good.

Big Brother: But, with all due respect, I don't really see what's so good about this corn.Isn't it just a corn.

Little Brother: Yes, it’s still genetically modified corn. Will it cause people to get sick if eaten raw like this?

Fluffy Dog: However, if my sister asked me to buy it, I would definitely buy it.Just support her.

One nose hair travels the world: I will buy it too, who made me a loyal fan of my sister.

Big Brother: I want to buy it too, but only if my sister tells me the phone number of that long-haired beauty.

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Seeing the distrust in the barrage, Wu Mei nodded and said with a smile: "Yes, only we can personally experience the peerless delicacy of this kind of corn, and you will definitely not be able to experience it through the screen. No, I There is still a way to convince you.”

He took two more corns and asked Zhou Jing and Tang Qing to peel off the shells, then found three more bowls, and peeled less than half of the corn kernels.

Holding the bowl, Wu Mei said to the phone camera, "Next, it's time for us to witness a miracle. You see, there is nothing else in this bowl, only corn grains. Now I'm going to smash them with a rolling pin." Break it into a paste, and then what do you do?"

While talking, he deliberately whetted the appetite of fans.

Masked Man: What are you going to do? Do you want to make cornmeal or eat tortillas?

Big Brother: Based on my many years of experience, I must make tortillas.

A nose hair travels the world: there is also a rolling pin, which is too backward, why not go to the small mill in the village, the motor drives the crushed corn, how fast.

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Regarding the doubts from the fans, Wu Mei did not answer directly, but leaned closer to the camera and pointed to her face, "Look, my face is a little oily and has some small acne. And I haven't washed my face, and it's still a little dark. .Because I cook dinner in the kitchen."

Masked Man: It's a little oily, and there are acne, sister, you need to find a boyfriend to relieve the fire.This is the rhythm of getting angry.

Sincerely tell the truth: What are you talking about, my sister is a fairy, what kind of boyfriend do you want to find, this is good enough.

I only have one sword: Sister, why are you showing your face to us all of a sudden?This way we won't be able to sleep at night.

Big Brother: That's right, sister, you're trying to seduce us on purpose.

"My dear friends, please don't talk nonsense. Next, I will also ask you to see the faces of my two sisters. What do you look like now?"

Wu Mei didn't take the molestation of the fans as a disobedience at all, and called Tang Qing and Zhou Jing to let their faces show some obvious shortcomings in front of the camera.

For example, Tang Qing's face was a little pale and bloodless, and her complexion was also a little dull.

And there are macular spots in some places.

On the other hand, Zhou Jing's face was a bit too large and rough.

There are also slight spots.

Little Brother: Ah, this beauty's face is a beauty's face, no matter how picky you are, you won't be able to find any flaws.

Fluffy dog: That is, if you can find such a beauty as your wife, you will be satisfied in your life.

A single nose hair travels the world: Although beauties have some shortcomings, I still like them.

Big Brother: Me too.

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There was another burst of flattery from the fans.

Neither Tang Qing nor Zhou Jing spoke, but kept smiling quietly.

They also cooperate with Wu Mei to make the special effects of this corn, so there is no trace of washing or melting.

As for Wu Mei, she ignored the molesting tone of these male fans, and began to mash all the corn grains into a paste with a rolling pin.

Tang Qing and Zhou Jing did the same.

Soon, three bowls of corn mush appeared in the bowl.

"Now we are starting to make miracles. Please open your eyes and take a look. We have not mixed anything into this corn paste, but pure corn kernels. Now we are going to apply these corn paste to the face Put it on and use it as a mask. After waiting for ten minutes or half an hour, you can see the effect."

After Wu Mei finished speaking, she was the first to apply corn paste on her face.

Tang Qing and Zhou Jing did the same.

Masked Man: No way, you actually use corn paste as a mask, how is that possible?

Truth be told: I thought it was making cornmeal or pancakes, but I didn’t expect it to be a facial mask.

I only have one sword: This is too economical, sister, if you are short of masks, I will give you some sets of the most advanced ones, okay?

Big brother: Sister, you are also frugal, and you even use corn paste as a mask. If you are really short of money, tell my brother, he will transfer money to you through WeChat, but you have to tell your WeChat account first.

Little Brother: Sister, is it wrong for you to do this?After all, this is a waste of food, be careful that someone will report you.