Rebirth Flowers Like Water

Sheng Tang Lei did 110 sets of push-ups without moving, and when he finished washing, the first informal discussion meeting after the start of school had already started in dormitory [-].

The topic of the meeting was of course Liu Tao's pursuit of Sun Shanshan. Everyone had a very unified opinion and they all attacked him mercilessly, but Liu Tao felt that everyone was jealous of his handsomeness.

Blowing bangs, with one against four, Lectra beats the pack.

Sheng Tang also joked with them for a while, then heard the fourth brother Guo Yujin in the corner say: "Hey, why doesn't the fifth brother talk?"

It was only then that everyone realized that Sheng Tang was not the only one in dormitory 110 showing the limelight today, but also Li Xiaoshuai who was doing push-ups and ended up lying on the girl's chest.

And this kid went to bed as soon as he returned to the dormitory. What's worse than Sheng Tang is that he hasn't said a word until now.

Very suspicious!

Everyone stopped talking, and looked at Li Xiaoshuai, who was sending text message "Dididi" notifications from time to time in the lower berth.

After that, I saw this guy sitting on the bed, grinning at the screen of the mobile phone, and kept giggling there.

"Fifth? Fifth!"

It wasn't until Wang Yuanyuan roared twice that Li Xiaoshuai looked up blankly.

When he found that everyone in the dormitory was staring at him, he was so frightened that he quickly covered the important parts with his hands, with a cautious expression on his face: "You...what are you going to do to me?"

"..."

Wang Yuanyuan resisted the urge to say "fuck you" and looked suspicious: "Why are you smirking there, fifth? Are you chatting with girls? Didn't you say you don't have a girlfriend?"

"I... I'll chat with my classmates! Who else can I talk to?"

This is obviously out of breath.

"Be lenient when you confess, but stricter when you resist, Fifth Brother."

Zhou Jian also issued a "goodwill" reminder.

There was another "beep beep" sound, Wang Shuai glanced at the two of them, and finally couldn't help but look at the phone first, and then smiled like a blooming chrysanthemum.

Wang Yuanyuan and Zhou Jian, who was also on the upper bunk, looked at each other, then slipped out of bed at the same time, stared at Wang Shuai with a smile and walked over.

"What are you two doing? Ah... molestation!"

"Shut up for labor and management! Who the hell is blind and molesting you? Molesting me is also molesting the boss who is both handsome and tall!"

Guo Yujin: "That's it!"

Sheng Tang: "..."

"Lao Liu, why are you standing there? Why don't you take this kid's cell phone away and see which little girl he's flirting with?"

"Old Six, I think you dare! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhths

Two fists were no match for four hands, Li Xiaoshuai screamed like a pig being killed on the bed, the phone was quickly seized by Wang Yuanyuan and handed over to Zhou Jian.

"Who is this... Song Wenwen?"

Zhou Jian, who was holding the mobile phone, said blankly.

"Sixth, you bitch! Peeping at labor-management text messages!"

"Damn it, the state of rest between labor and capital is bigger than when you were working, and it's not like you haven't seen it before!"

Zhou Jian who was holding the mobile phone was very disdainful, but Wang Yuanyuan who was next to him suddenly thought of something, and suddenly realized: "Is the round-faced beauty who was deliberately crushed by the fifth child today called Song Wenwen?"

"Fart your mother... I did it on purpose? It was clearly an accident, okay?"

"Pooh!"

The five spat in unison.

The answer is obvious. Li Xiaoshuai, the fifth child in dormitory 110, successfully set up a line with the enemy female general on the first day of military training. As for whether he can be captured in the end, that is another story. envy envy plus worship.

All of a sudden, Li Xiaoshuai became the new "Love Saint" in Room 110. As for the old "Love Saint" Wang Yuanyuan—his brilliance belongs to the past, and there is no way to verify it now.

But Li Xiaoshuai's awesomeness is real and convincing.

Apart from Sheng Tang and Wang Yuanyuan, a group of people had already surrounded Li Xiaoshuai to exchange ideas, especially Liu Tao, who was full of enthusiasm, because he also knew that Song Wenwen and Sun Shanshan were close, and they were best friends. Aren't he and Li Xiaoshuai brother-in-law? ?

……

"Hello, dear user, welcome to call China Mobile..."

The first ray of sunlight in the morning shone through the screen window into the balcony, and bedroom 110 was woken up by the female customer service voice of China Mobile.

"Fuck!"

"Fifth, you can, not only hook up with the girls in the class, but now even the customer service is not spared?"

"The voice is so nice, look forward to Fifth Brother taking her down!"

The sleepy few people laughed and laughed.

"roll!"

"This is computer voice, you can get it if you have the ability!"

Li Xiaoshuai gave a middle finger, covered the phone and ran to the balcony.

"Damn, I asked you to do some important things, so much talk, is it amazing to move? When labor and management have money, I will let you stay still!"

In less than 5 minutes, the cursing Li Xiaoshuai came out.

"Hey, Mr. Li is so elegant! We talked about a big project worth hundreds of millions early in the morning. It's really awesome!"

"Mr. Li, I still have a plate of cephalosporins in the drawer, do you want to help you with some wine?"

In an instant, there were a few more jokes.

"Fuck you!"

Li Xiaoshuai cursed, and then said indignantly: "I bought a package with 10 yuan wallet and 200 text messages before, and now I want to buy another one when I run out, but the mother said that I can only do it once a month? If you have money, you don't know how to make money." , I lost your mother!"

The other people's focus is not on how the mobile company is doing, but on the fact that Li Xiaoshuai has used up all the text messages at the beginning of the month, and the speed is no one else.

"Fifth brother, it's only been a few days and 200 text messages are gone? It's not so fast, is it?"

"You know what a fart! The fifth brother is fighting with Song Wenwen, let alone 200, 2000 is not enough!"

The old love sage Wang Yuanyuan seriously analyzed the operation of the new love sage, and immediately won the approval of others.

Short message?

Listening to their chat, Sheng Tang suddenly thought of something.

It seems that his first pot of gold has been settled.

……

On the second day, facing the rising sun, the software team stood neatly on the training ground.

With the lessons learned yesterday morning, no one is late today.

After the first day of training, the queue of the software team was much more uniform than yesterday.

When there was a break, everyone quickly hid under the shade of a tree to enjoy the cool air, and only Liu Tao stood up.

"Why are you going, third child?"

"Put the water on."

"..."

When Liu Tao was far away, Guo Yujin was still muttering: "The third child can't do that either. He just drained the water after he came out of the dormitory. How big is it?"

Not long after, Liu Tao came back, but his face was all black, and several people immediately surrounded him and asked what was going on.

Liu Tao usually likes to brag a little bit, and is blindly confident, but he is very face-saving, no matter how everyone asks him, he will not say anything.

But Sheng Tang saw Gao Peng and Sun Shanshan approaching one after the other from a distance, but Sun Shanshan walked two steps faster and returned to the square team before Gao Peng, seeing Sheng Tang looking at her, she even smiled sweetly at him .

Sheng Tang guessed the reason for Liu Tao's black face with his toes, but let him see the close relationship between Sun Shanshan and Gao Peng in advance, wouldn't it be a good thing for him?

During the second break half an hour later, Liu Tao ran out again, Zhou Jian also stood up and followed closely behind.

The other members of dormitory 110 were very relieved, thinking that the sixth child was reliable, and they didn't even need to look at them.

Not long after, Zhou Jian came back alone.

"How about it?"

"What's the situation with the third child?"

The others immediately gathered around.

"What's the situation?"

Zhou Jian rubbed his head and asked with some doubts.

"Didn't you follow the third child just now?"

"Fuck, I'm not a spy, why follow the third child?"

"Then why did you go?"

"Urgent urination!"

"..."

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