Rebirth Flowers Like Water

Someone once concluded that talking about women is a compulsory course in any occasion where only men are present.

A group of novices in dormitory 110 are naturally unavoidable.

After half a round of drinking, the few people who were already a little drunk slowly brought the topic to women.

As soon as they talked about women, they who had been "sluggish" just now were revived instantly, and you chatted with each other sentence by sentence.

In the end, everyone agreed that Sun Shanshan, a native of Jinnan, is fully qualified to be the class flower of their second software class.

It's pitiful to say that there are 48 students in the second class of software, and there are only nine girls. They can't even make up two dormitories. The typical wolves are more than meat, and it is not easy to have a class girl who is good-looking.

When Sun Shanshan was mentioned, Gao Peng was mentioned again, and he was scolded severely. It turned out that he would go to talk to Sun Shanshan every time he was resting. Talk, I must feel uncomfortable.

Talking about women, that is Wang Yuanyuan's strong point, she blushed and started the little class of Love Saint again. When he was in full swing and his literary talents were in full swing, someone asked: "Second brother, with your looks, why did my sister-in-law like you at the beginning?" your?"

The others were obviously more curious about this question, so they all stopped and stared at him expectantly.

Although Wu Dan's appearance can only be considered average, it is more than enough to match the little black fat Wang Yuanyuan.

Wang Yuanyuan's face turned red, and he couldn't tell whether it was because he drank too much or because he was suppressed by this sentence.

After being stunned for a long time, I popped out a sentence: "You know what a fart! Don't look at my brother who is fat now, but back then he looked better than Pan An, and was as thin as a lightning bolt! The little girls chasing me are all lined up, otherwise I would love you!" How did you get the title of saint?"

Liu Tao asked weakly: "Spherical lightning?"

"Get out of labor!"

Wang Yuanyuan cursed and cursed.

"Then how did you become so fat?"

"Repeating for a year and studying hard has become like this."

"Isn't studying all about getting thinner the more you learn, why are you so fat?"

"It's not because of love, I miss my Dandan every day."

"Can you get fatter if you think about people?"

"No matter how much I think about it, I can't see or feel it—I can only turn my grief into a meal, prop up my stomach and forget about the girl in the distance..."

Wang Yuanyuan looked affectionate and sad.

"..."

After coming out of the barbecue restaurant, except for Sheng Tang, the others were all drunk, and it took a long time to drag them back to the dormitory. Looking at the few people lying in a mess, Sheng Tang was completely speechless.

With such a capacity for alcohol, how could he be yelling and drinking?

He simply took a shower, leaned his head on the bed, and fell asleep.

……

The sequelae of drinking too much is headache.

Sheng Tang sat up with his head supported, picked up his watch and glanced at it.

8:10!

"Fuck, I'm late!"

After being yelled at by him, the other people opened their eyes and grabbed their watches. After seeing the time, they got up crying and howling.

When the six people ran to the training ground, they found that the squad leader of the instructor was lecturing the instructor, and the team of the software class [-] and [-] was still standing in line. They were overjoyed and immediately stood in.

"You are late!"

Hearing this voice, Sheng Tang was still a little surprised, the instructor of Xindao is not here, are you a hammer?

But we are all classmates, so there is no need to be too stiff. Sheng Tang looked back at Gao Peng and smiled: "I forgot to set the alarm clock, I got up late."

Gao Peng pouted, but did not speak.

After another 2 minutes, the black-faced instructor walked back to the queue.

"Is everyone here? Everyone is ready to count."

"report!"

"Say."

"Someone was late just now!"

"..."

Sheng Tang didn't expect Gao Peng to make a small report, what kind of enmity is this?Besides, you are a college student after all, okay?Why are you still working as a primary school student?

The black-faced instructor was also stunned for a moment. Today was the first day of formal military training, and he didn't want to cause trouble. He was thinking of finding some reason to expose this matter.

Maybe he felt that the black-faced instructor was too embarrassing, at this time Gao Peng said again: "Dare to be late on the first day of military training, this doesn't take the instructor seriously at all!"

"..."

At this moment, the black-faced instructor couldn't help but punish Sheng Tang and the others. Just as he was about to speak, he heard footsteps.

"Report…"

Sheng Tang turned his head and took a look. It turned out that they were not alone on the way late, and the room 512 where Sun Shanshan was staying came later than them.

"There are a few of you, all of you! Men and women are divided into groups! Girls lie down, boys lie on top, each do 100 push-ups, if you can't do it, do 10 laps on the playground!"

"Wow~"

An exclamation came from the tumultuous training queue.

Where is this punishment?

There are less than 20 girls in the first and second classes of software, and a large group of "new recruits" are naturally eyeing these rare existences.

But before they act, these few goods have gotten such a big bargain, it's fake to say that they are not jealous.

When watching the boys press on the girls below them, they beat their chests and stamped their feet one by one, shouting that they would be late tomorrow too.

The culprit is naturally Gao Peng, and everyone is not stupid. If he hadn't made a small report, the instructor might not have punished him. The boys in the second class of software looked at him with hostility.

The parties in dormitory 110 were also a little confused when they heard this somewhat happy "punishment", and then they were overjoyed.

However, when choosing a girl pair, these people seemed very timid, leaving Sun Shanshan alone, but chose other girls, who are well-spoken kings.

In the end, Sheng Tang and Sun Shanshan could only form a team automatically.

In the previous life, it was normal for a programmer to stay up late at night, and his body was deteriorating. After more than a month after his rebirth, except for changing his volunteering, Sheng Tang spent the rest of his time either exercising or playing football.

One hundred push-ups is not difficult for him now, but there is a girl lying on the body, I don't know if she is worried about being taken advantage of, and keeps staring at him with her eyes open, which makes him feel awkward.

Sister, I want to take advantage of you, what's the use of opening your eyes?

Forget it, you look at me, and I look at you, even each other!So the two of them stared at each other like that, ups and downs on the ground...

Sheng Tang's roommates don't have such good physical strength as him, they gritted their teeth and made about twenty, but couldn't hold on anymore.

The others were fine, knowing that they couldn't hold on, they all fell on their sides on the open space ahead of time, but Li Xiaoshuai didn't know if it was intentional, but he just lay down on the chest of the round-faced girl under him, causing trouble. The girl let out a coquettish cry.

Among the six groups of people, only Sheng Tang was still persisting, and the software team instantly became the cheerleading squad of the two, keeping count for him in a neat and unified way.

Sun Shanshan felt everyone's eyes on her, and her pretty face was blushing, but she still opened her eyes stubbornly, and her big watery eyes were full of affection.

"98, 99, 100! Yeah~"

Amidst the cheers of a group of people, Sheng Tang finished 100 push-ups, put his feet on the ground, stretched his arms, and stood up.

By the way, she reached out to Sun Shanshan, but the other party didn't hesitate, she stood up holding his hand, and didn't forget to add "thank you".

Before he could rest, the instructor came over and asked with a black face, "Who is the head of the two of you dormitories? Come out!"

"I."

"I."

Sui Shengtang and Sun Shanshan spoke at the same time and looked at each other, feeling a little sympathetic at this moment.

"Okay, then you 12 people, all of you, practice 5 laps on the playground, run!"

"Instructor, didn't you say you didn't finish your push-ups before you ran?"

Although he knew that it was difficult to change the order given by the instructor, Sheng Tang couldn't help but ask.

"As the head of the house, but did not fulfill the responsibility of the head of the house, shouldn't you be punished? If you didn't finish the push-ups just now, now it's not 5 laps, but 10 laps, understand?"

"Understood, instructor!"

He didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore, fearing that the black-faced instructor's displeasure would make him run 10 laps, so he quickly led the crowd to the playground.

"You, come out."

At this time, the black-faced instructor pointed to Gao Peng and said.

"what's your name?"

"Report to the instructor, software class [-], Gao Peng!"

"Next time I ask anything, you will answer. You, practice 5 laps on the playground!"

"Why, instructor?"

"10 laps!"

"..."

Gao Peng didn't dare to speak any more, and ran out in a muffled voice.

There was an immediate cheer from the second squad of software.

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